Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole?

bradler · 11-04-09, 12:21 AM

Call it lazy, but if I'm wearing a belt and have my shirt tucked in for work, I don't really feel like untucking my shirt, unbuckling my belt, unbuttoning my pants and unzipping my fly just to pee in the urinal...only to have to rezip, rebutton, retuck and rebuckle all that shit back in. That's way too many un's and re's!

Personally, I'd rather just unzip my pants, flop my big fat cock through the zipper hole, piss away, squeeze my aforementioned big fat cock into my pants, then rezip. Just one set of un- and re- will do for me.

TMI already, but I'll just do one more and mention that I usually don't wear underwear, so that might be a huge (wakawaka) factor.

What say you otters?

DeputyDave · 11-04-09, 12:31 AM

I think this is more an excuse to talk about your "big, fat cock" and lack of underwear than anything else.

bradler · 11-04-09, 12:39 AM

idk who you're quoting, but "big fat cock" is nowhere near the same as "big, fat cock"

get your mind out of the gutter, you "big fat perv"

<3

E. Honda · 11-04-09, 12:40 AM

bradler · 11-04-09, 12:52 AM

big whoppa · 11-04-09, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeputyDave

I think this is more an excuse to talk about your "big, fat cock" and lack of underwear than anything else.

What he said!

Why would anyone undo their belt anyway?

mndtrp · 11-04-09, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by big whoppa

What he said!

Why would anyone undo their belt anyway?

Actually, I do. I never wore jeans for the longest time, cargo/sports pants and shorts mostly. I got into the habit of not using the hole, and still do it this way today. Even with a belt, I'm not sure why.

jonw9 · 11-04-09, 07:57 AM

I guess fishing it out the small zipper hole may work for the less endowed, like yourself.

Personally, I need to be very careful, because if I unroll too much of it, it would hit the floor.

LiquidSky · 11-04-09, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DeputyDave

I think this is more an excuse to talk about your "big, fat cock" and lack of underwear than anything else.

Sounds good to me.

CreamyGoodness · 11-04-09, 08:43 AM

Nick Danger · 11-04-09, 09:17 AM

D.Pham00 · 11-04-09, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jonw9

I guess fishing it out the small zipper hole may work for the less endowed, like yourself.

Personally, I need to be very careful, because if I unroll too much of it, it would hit the floor.

Numanoid · 11-04-09, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bradler

Call it lazy, but if I'm wearing a belt and have my shirt tucked in for work, I don't really feel like untucking my shirt, unbuckling my belt, unbuttoning my pants and unzipping my fly just to pee in the urinal...only to have to rezip, rebutton, retuck and rebuckle all that shit back in. That's way too many un's and re's!

I didn't think anyone older than 12 did it that way.

VinVega · 11-04-09, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Numanoid

I didn't think anyone older than 12 did it that way.

You'd be surprised. Not that I watch that stuff or anything.

Maxwell Smart · 11-04-09, 01:07 PM

I drop my pants all the way to the floor and pull my shirt up to piss.

majorjoe23 · 11-04-09, 02:18 PM

There needs to be a butt fly, so that I can take a dump without untucking.

I suppose some might find it useful for buttsecks as well.

clckworang · 11-04-09, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jonw9

I guess fishing it out the small zipper hole may work for the less endowed, like yourself.

Personally, I need to be very careful, because if I unroll too much of it, it would hit the floor.

I concur on the first part of your post (will gladly plead ignorance on the second part). I always found it too difficult and uncomfortable to actually take it out through the zipper hole. Zipper teeth are not the type of teeth I wanted rubbing up against my junk!

Anubis2005X · 11-04-09, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Maxwell Smart

I drop my pants all the way to the floor and pull my shirt up to piss.

Butters? Is that you?

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 02:51 PM

Speaking of butter...

I for one have to unbuckle, unzip, unbutton, and fold out my pants (not unlike the blossoming of a rare flower, or the opening of a fine magazine) to unveil my privates in order for it to relax and breathe and thus freely release my bladder butter.

-THEEKSAKE!

clckworang · 11-04-09, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Edit King

Speaking of butter...

I for one have to unbuckle, unzip, unbutton, and fold out my pants (not unlike the blossoming of a rare flower, or the opening of a fine magazine) to unveil my privates in order for it to relax and breathe and thus freely release my bladder butter.

If you drank more water, perhaps your urine wouldn't be so buttery.

The Bus · 11-04-09, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by E. Honda

That's not the proper Seal.

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bus

That's not the proper Seal.

Here's one that's been proper since 1909!

-THEEK!

Michael Corvin · 11-04-09, 04:18 PM

I thought for sure this was going to be a thread about trying to focus the stream into those holes in the bottom of the urinal. If so, then my answer is yes. Gotta have goals.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxwell Smart

I drop my pants all the way to the floor and pull my shirt up to piss.

milo bloom · 11-04-09, 04:41 PM

With my Natalie Portman-esque skinny hips, undoing everything would cause my pants to fall right off, so I use the fly. As for "endowment" issues, I'll just say that I'm a grow-er, not a show-er.

Mabuse · 11-04-09, 05:30 PM

You're hung like Natalie Portman

View Poll Results: Unzip or undress?
Yes I'm awesome and don't undress myself to pee	15	62.50%
Yes I'm awesome and need to undress my lower self to pee	9	37.50%
I twikoff when iIpee	0	0%
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11-04-09, 12:21 AM	#1
bradler Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 70	Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? Call it lazy, but if I'm wearing a belt and have my shirt tucked in for work, I don't really feel like untucking my shirt, unbuckling my belt, unbuttoning my pants and unzipping my fly just to pee in the urinal...only to have to rezip, rebutton, retuck and rebuckle all that shit back in. That's way too many un's and re's! Personally, I'd rather just unzip my pants, flop my big fat cock through the zipper hole, piss away, squeeze my aforementioned big fat cock into my pants, then rezip. Just one set of un- and re- will do for me. TMI already, but I'll just do one more and mention that I usually don't wear underwear, so that might be a huge (wakawaka) factor. What say you otters?

11-04-09, 12:31 AM	#2
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11-04-09, 12:39 AM	#3
bradler Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 70	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? idk who you're quoting, but "big fat cock" is nowhere near the same as "big, fat cock" get your mind out of the gutter, you "big fat perv" <3

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majorjoe23 DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Death Moans, Iowa Posts: 5,166	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? There needs to be a butt fly, so that I can take a dump without untucking. I suppose some might find it useful for buttsecks as well.

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The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,709	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? Speaking of butter... I for one have to unbuckle, unzip, unbutton, and fold out my pants (not unlike the blossoming of a rare flower, or the opening of a fine magazine) to unveil my privates in order for it to relax and breathe and thus freely release my bladder butter. -THEEKSAKE! Last edited by The Edit King; 11-04-09 at 02:57 PM.

11-04-09, 04:41 PM	#24
milo bloom DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2001 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 7,674	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? With my Natalie Portman-esque skinny hips, undoing everything would cause my pants to fall right off, so I use the fly. As for "endowment" issues, I'll just say that I'm a grow-er, not a show-er. __________________ OAR (Original Aspect Ratio) is not about more image, or less image. It's about the right image. "...and a table made of cheese, and a chair made of cheese..." Last edited by milo bloom; 11-05-09 at 09:32 AM.

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