Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? - Page 2

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael Corvin

I thought for sure this was going to be a thread about trying to focus the stream into those holes in the bottom of the urinal. If so, then my answer is yes. Gotta have goals.

I like to do that too, when I can, that is, however, I find more times than not, there's a Urinal Mint placed directly over said holes and in trying to squirt it out of the way, I usually just end up on the receiving end of a mixture of both warm & cold (yet minty) drenching back spray of fresh & festering urine.

-4 THEEK'S SAKE!

big whoppa · 11-04-09, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jonw9

I guess fishing it out the small zipper hole may work for the less endowed, like yourself.

Personally, I need to be very careful, because if I unroll too much of it, it would hit the floor.

Yeah right, John Holmes.

big whoppa · 11-04-09, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Edit King

I like to do that too, when I can, that is, however, I find more times than not, there's a Urinal Mint placed directly over said holes and in trying to squirt it out of the way, I usually just end up on the receiving end of a mixture of both warm & cold (yet minty) drenching back spray of fresh & festering urine.

-4 THEEK'S SAKE!

The way that is written gives me the impression you enjoy this.

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 06:34 PM

I DO!

It's almost as much fun as shootin' fish in a barrel!

(Well, except for the Pee-Pee back-spray wet part.)

More on topic:

My zipper length and shear underwear tightness never allows enough loose clearance to allow free flowing urination. I have to have an unobstructed, open naturic, path to pee properly & completely to totally empty my bladder to the last drop.

-The THEEK!

big whoppa · 11-04-09, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Edit King

I DO!

It's almost as much fun as shootin' fish in a barrel!

(Well, except for the Pee-Pee back-spray wet part.)

I meant the back-spray part.

cungar · 11-04-09, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by clckworang

I concur on the first part of your post (will gladly plead ignorance on the second part). I always found it too difficult and uncomfortable to actually take it out through the zipper hole. Zipper teeth are not the type of teeth I wanted rubbing up against my junk!

Ever heard of pulling the zipper flaps apart? This creates at least a 3 inch diameter opening to pull your mega whopper out of. Although I admit I have one pair of pants that doesn't unzip very far down that makes it very uncomfortable.

jonw9 · 11-04-09, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Edit King

I like to do that too, when I can, that is, however, I find more times than not, there's a Urinal Mint placed directly over said holes and in trying to squirt it out of the way, I usually just end up on the receiving end of a mixture of both warm & cold (yet minty) drenching back spray of fresh & festering urine.

-4 THEEK'S SAKE!

Some of ours have these, the bumble bee, and others have a little seashell!

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by big whoppa

I meant the back-spray part.

OH, BW!!!

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jonw9

Some of ours have these, the bumble bee, and others have a little seashell!

OOH!

I'd have to pull a full bladder 'Waterfall Spray' on those to try to move 'em outta the way to reveal the most cherished urinal bull's eye!

clckworang · 11-04-09, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cungar

Ever heard of pulling the zipper flaps apart? This creates at least a 3 inch diameter opening to pull your mega whopper out of. Although I admit I have one pair of pants that doesn't unzip very far down that makes it very uncomfortable.

Yes, I am aware of how clothes work, but thanks for the refresher course. In any of the pants I wear (usually jeans), the bottom of the zipper is typically where everything is situated. Makes it more difficult to avoid contact with the zipper.

big whoppa · 11-04-09, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cungar

Ever heard of pulling the zipper flaps apart? This creates at least a 3 inch diameter opening to pull your mega whopper out of. Although I admit I have one pair of pants that doesn't unzip very far down that makes it very uncomfortable.

Maybe he has one of those you can wrap a dollar bill around and the ends never meet.

Mankal · 11-04-09, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by clckworang

Yes, I am aware of how clothes work, but thanks for the refresher course. In any of the pants I wear (usually jeans), the bottom of the zipper is typically where everything is situated. Makes it more difficult to avoid contact with the zipper.

How far up do you wear your jeans?

clckworang · 11-04-09, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mankal

How far up do you wear your jeans?

Not high at all. Plus, I've always been pretty thin. Impossible to find something that fits just rights, so it's usually pretty loose fitting. I guess I have a long torso.

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 08:28 PM

My privates start a couple inches south of where the zipper stops so the flapping-peep-hole is not an option for me.

big whoppa · 11-04-09, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Edit King

My privates start a couple inches south of where the zipper stops so the flapping-peep-hole is not an option for me.

Do you need a zipper at your knees? Teresa must be one happy gal.

The Edit King · 11-04-09, 09:06 PM

Well, let me put it this way: She's never complained!

You know...

Maybe a zipper on the inner thigh would be of service to a lad such as I.

-THEEK!

big whoppa · 11-04-09, 09:28 PM

On a related topic, do you use the hole in your underwear, do you pull the underwear down, or pull it out at top or bottom of the underwear?

I had an female co-worker who asked me this question and I answered her honestly though I should have said something smart-ass.

Kmical · 11-05-09, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by big whoppa

On a related topic, do you use the hole in your underwear, do you pull the underwear down, or pull it out at top or bottom of the underwear?

I had an female co-worker who asked me this question and I answered her honestly though I should have said something smart-ass.

That must have been an odd conversation:

"Bob, do you think the weekly status report will be ready by close-of-business today? Also, how do you remove your dick from your underwear when you need to pee?"

big whoppa · 11-05-09, 07:09 PM

^Close but not quite...that happens when you get too casual with people you work with.

RaMMaR · 11-05-09, 10:55 PM

i thought this thread was going to be about whether or not you fish your junk out through those slits on your briefs in order to take a piss....

Raul3 · 11-06-09, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RaMMaR

i thought this thread was going to be about whether or not you fish your junk out through those slits on your briefs in order to take a piss....

Me too.

And I have to use both hands most of the time.

View Poll Results: Unzip or undress?
Yes I'm awesome and don't undress myself to pee	15	62.50%
Yes I'm awesome and need to undress my lower self to pee	9	37.50%
I twikoff when iIpee	0	0%
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

11-04-09, 06:34 PM	#29
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,696	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? I DO! It's almost as much fun as shootin' fish in a barrel! (Well, except for the Pee-Pee back-spray wet part.) More on topic: My zipper length and shear underwear tightness never allows enough loose clearance to allow free flowing urination. I have to have an unobstructed, open naturic, path to pee properly & completely to totally empty my bladder to the last drop. -The THEEK! Last edited by The Edit King; 11-04-09 at 06:44 PM.

11-04-09, 08:28 PM	#39
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,696	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? My privates start a couple inches south of where the zipper stops so the flapping-peep-hole is not an option for me.

11-04-09, 09:06 PM	#41
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,696	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? Well, let me put it this way: She's never complained! You know... Maybe a zipper on the inner thigh would be of service to a lad such as I. -THEEK! Last edited by The Edit King; 11-05-09 at 11:29 AM.

11-04-09, 09:28 PM	#42
big whoppa DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2000 Location: Under Golden Gate Bridge Posts: 9,242	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? On a related topic, do you use the hole in your underwear, do you pull the underwear down, or pull it out at top or bottom of the underwear? I had an female co-worker who asked me this question and I answered her honestly though I should have said something smart-ass. __________________ "I Choked Linda Lovelace" - on Joe Dirt's T-Shirt

11-05-09, 07:09 PM	#44
big whoppa DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2000 Location: Under Golden Gate Bridge Posts: 9,242	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? ^Close but not quite...that happens when you get too casual with people you work with. __________________ "I Choked Linda Lovelace" - on Joe Dirt's T-Shirt

11-05-09, 10:55 PM	#45
RaMMaR DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Underfoot... Posts: 4,036	Re: Male Otters: Urinal Pee Through Pee-Pee Hole? i thought this thread was going to be about whether or not you fish your junk out through those slits on your briefs in order to take a piss.... __________________ Have you ever had one of those days? i'm having one of those lives...! "You're such a lovely audience...Love you ALLLL!!!" - Mohammed {RFH} "... a nickel is better than nothing, but 5 cents can't buy DICK!" - Rap Replinger