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Old 10-07-09, 10:13 AM   #1
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I used "lady soap" today :(

So this morning I find myself in the shower with the water already running, when I realize that I've forgotten to put in a new bar of soap. Now I generally use an extremely manly soap, a soap made from the sweat glands of rugby players, with crushed Guinness bottles added for texture. But that soap is probably a full five feet away from me and I'm already wet. It is then that I notice an oddly-shaped, vaguely soaplike object left behind by the remarkably effeminate person who sometimes uses my shower. Without thinking, I reach over and....

It was pink. And strange-smelling. And made in France. And you have to go to a special "soap store" to buy it.

I'm scared. What's going to happen to me?
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Old 10-07-09, 10:16 AM   #2
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I hope you didn't use it "down there" cause I'm pretty sure it'll make the meat & veg shrivel up and retreat inside of you. Mangina time.
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Old 10-07-09, 10:24 AM   #3
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

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left behind by the remarkably effeminate person who sometimes uses my shower.
I didn't know that you roomed with kvrdave.
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Old 10-07-09, 10:33 AM   #4
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I had long suspected dork was some kind of a prevert.
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Old 10-07-09, 10:35 AM   #5
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I was going to say that this thread is not up to the usual standards of the OP, but I looked again and came to my senses and realized that this is exactly up to his usual standards.
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Old 10-07-09, 10:37 AM   #6
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

Pfft. Soap. Real men wash off the blood and mud caked on their skins with slightly more watery blood and mud.

You pansy.
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Old 10-07-09, 10:37 AM   #7
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

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Old 10-07-09, 10:41 AM   #8
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I've been known to use my wife's lady deoderant while traveling, just so I don't need to pack my own if it is for a day or two. Eek!
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I once used one of my wife's leg razors on my face on vacation.

Closest damn shave I've ever had
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Old 10-07-09, 10:53 AM   #10
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I've been known to use my wife's lady deoderant while traveling, just so I don't need to pack my own if it is for a day or two. Eek!
It's strong enough for a man.
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Old 10-07-09, 10:58 AM   #11
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I didn't know that you roomed with kvrdave.


I ran out of deoderant once and used my wife's "Secret" stuff. Strong enough for a man....provided that man has a vagina.
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Old 10-07-09, 11:13 AM   #12
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you can save man points if you left the soap like this

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Old 10-07-09, 11:13 AM   #13
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

At least you kept a stronghold on your man card by refusing to walk five feet for what you wanted, and used whatever was handy.
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Old 10-07-09, 11:15 AM   #14
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

can we have an admin change "dork" to "dorkette"?
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Old 10-07-09, 11:41 AM   #15
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I once used one of my wife's leg razors on my face on vacation.

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Old 10-07-09, 11:43 AM   #16
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I was 1/2 expecting this thread to be about soap actually made from the fat of dead ladies.
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Old 10-07-09, 11:49 AM   #17
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Yep, this is how it goes. First it's "lady soap", and then it's right on to drinking tea:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...man_enjoys_tea
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Old 10-07-09, 11:52 AM   #18
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Old 10-07-09, 12:12 PM   #19
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I just wanted to pop into this thread to tell you that it brought back lurid memories of growing up in a household with four older brothers. You guys are all DISGUSTING.
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Old 10-07-09, 12:25 PM   #20
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

Come on admit it, you liked it and you'll be using lady soap from now on.

<------ Gone lady soap since 1997.
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Old 10-07-09, 12:30 PM   #21
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It was pink. And strange-smelling. And made in France.
Nonsense. Everybody knows the French don't use soap or bathe.
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Old 10-07-09, 01:11 PM   #22
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Nonsense. Everybody knows the French don't use soap or bathe.
Well, sure. They're shipping all their soap over to dork's house.
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Old 10-07-09, 01:23 PM   #23
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I'll admit, I've used lady shampoo and lady conditioner. I smelled like kiwi for 24 hours.

I will, however, not admit to using lady cycle-management pills. Never.
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Old 10-07-09, 01:36 PM   #24
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

Did it have "Summer's Eve" inscribed on it....?
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Old 10-07-09, 02:56 PM   #25
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Re: I used "lady soap" today :(

I see that some wisenheimers have predicatbly taken "potshots" at my supposed lack of masculinity. I can assure you that this is the first and last time I have ever tried anything like this. Now of course, every now and again I run out of clean underwear and have to wear panties to work, just like any other guy. But the soap thing was a one-time transgression, so leave me the hell alone before I break a beer bottle over my head and pummel you mercilessly, emitting unintelligible grunts all the while.

(Seriously, the Victoria's Secret Soft & Stretchy Lace Cheeky is like dragging your junk through a field of dandelions! The only complaint I have is, when are they going to make these in sizes that real men wear and not just those skinny little models?)
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