Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? - Page 2

The Edit King · 07-09-09, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DirkUSA

That's what you get when you rub them with steel wool or whatever you used.
Ouch.......................

TELL ME ABOUT IT!

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steel wool

It was the green scrubby abrasive side of those yellow sponges.

You don't have to tell me TWICE!

TRUST ME! I WON'T be doing THAT again anytime soon...

-For THEEK'S-NIPPLE Sake!

Thor Simpson · 07-09-09, 03:01 PM

I'm really not sure. Can you tell from this or do you need a better angle?

The Edit King · 07-09-09, 03:10 PM

...er...umm...I can 't really tell.

Could you maybe stand in front of the freezer for a few moments (kinda like Randy did below), and then have Spidy take a ZOOMED picture?

Numanoid · 07-09-09, 03:11 PM

I'm about the palest guy on the planet, and mine are toasty brown. Hope that makes you feel better.

The Edit King · 07-09-09, 03:15 PM

It does!

I mean, that's comforting to know, Numanoid!

I ALSO want to be TOASTY BROWN and PROUD!

(...anything but BURNING PINK!

)

Sean O'Hara · 07-09-09, 03:37 PM

Purple.

Maybe I should stop putting clothes-pins on them.

Okay, seriously, google for "Charisma Carpenter Playboy" with safe-search off. If brown is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Venusian · 07-09-09, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Thor Simpson

I'm really not sure. Can you tell from this or do you need a better angle?

i call shenanigans. that pic is old

tommyp007 · 07-09-09, 04:04 PM

Pink.

(also honky)

Mrs. Danger · 07-09-09, 06:53 PM

Sure the thread title is racist. However, us honkys have a sense of humor about being honkys.

But, all this talk about "Nips" has got to go!

The Edit King · 07-09-09, 09:45 PM

^

Here it is, near 7pm and I'm finally able to slightly touch my 'Milk Buttons'.

The Bus · 07-09-09, 10:10 PM

"My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!"

The Edit King · 07-09-09, 10:17 PM

Superman07 · 07-09-09, 10:29 PM

For those, like myself, who have no idea what everybody is talking about:

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Honky, Honkey or Honkie is a predominantly American derogatory racial slur for white people.

Honky is a corruption of hungy or hunky, a term which originated in the stockyards and slaughterhouses of Chicago. The term may derive from "Bohunk" (Bohemian-Hungarian), which was used to refer to central Europeans[citation needed]. Black and Hungarian workers were two of the largest ethnic groups in the Chicago meat industry. Racial and ethnic tension between the two groups led Black workers to begin calling Hungarian workers, and those perceived as Hungarians, hunky, perhaps in retaliation for the racist epithets to which blacks were subject. The corruption 'honky' emerged shortly thereafter[citation needed].

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honky

The Bus · 07-10-09, 02:52 AM

So, what I said a day ago?

big whoppa · 07-10-09, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Superman07

For those, like myself, who have no idea what everybody is talking about:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honky

Honky is kind of 70's. Cracker is the current word. Neither word is really that offensive.

The Edit King · 07-10-09, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bus

So, what I said a day ago?

I believe it was somethng along these lines...

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Originally Posted by The Bus

Honkey is a bastardization of what Chicago slaughterhouse workers called Hungarian immigrants ("Hungies"). Paul, are you Hungarian?

As for me...

Superman07 · 07-10-09, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bus

So, what I said a day ago?

Yes, although your definition only called out a specific segment of the population, not all "whites". =P

The Edit King · 07-10-09, 12:29 PM

Wait a minute. Let me see if I understand this...

So I'm a Cracker but NOT a Honky?

Vibiana · 07-10-09, 03:20 PM

I hate to tell you guys with brown nipples this, but in women, your nipples turn brown after you've been pregnant (and nursed a baby, usually).

The Edit King · 07-10-09, 03:25 PM

Well, many women (over the years, in uncontrolled, mad, sexual passion) have nursed at the KING'S TEETS.

Maybe that's it.

Vibiana · 07-10-09, 03:26 PM

Oy. What a visual.

The Edit King · 07-10-09, 03:27 PM

Vibiana · 07-10-09, 03:28 PM

Gives a whole new twist to the "Oh king, live forever" line, wouldn't you agree?

The Edit King · 07-10-09, 03:36 PM

OWWW!!!

Don't say twist in my sore titty thread!

Vibiana · 07-10-09, 03:37 PM

I'm UDDERLY sorry ...

07-09-09, 03:01 PM	#27
Thor Simpson DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: BWG's Mom Posts: 27,602	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? I'm really not sure. Can you tell from this or do you need a better angle? __________________ "So they got a warrant and moved in. " - JasonF

07-09-09, 03:10 PM	#28
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? ...er...umm...I can 't really tell. Could you maybe stand in front of the freezer for a few moments (kinda like Randy did below), and then have Spidy take a ZOOMED picture?

07-09-09, 03:11 PM	#29
Numanoid DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Down in 'The Park' Posts: 21,340	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? I'm about the palest guy on the planet, and mine are toasty brown. Hope that makes you feel better.

07-09-09, 03:15 PM	#30
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? It does! I mean, that's comforting to know, Numanoid! I ALSO want to be TOASTY BROWN and PROUD! (...anything but BURNING PINK! )

07-09-09, 03:37 PM	#31
Sean O'Hara DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gitmo Nation Central Administrative Zone Posts: 3,833	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? Purple. Maybe I should stop putting clothes-pins on them. Okay, seriously, google for "Charisma Carpenter Playboy" with safe-search off. If brown is wrong, I don't want to be right. __________________ My Blog Librivox Short Story Collection 34 with my reading of Jack London's "War" Les Miserables Volume 1 with my reading of "Four and Four"

07-09-09, 04:04 PM	#33
tommyp007 DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kingsport, TN Posts: 2,776	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? Pink. (also honky) __________________ I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in." Homer Simpson Where The Paycheck Goes

07-09-09, 06:53 PM	#34
Mrs. Danger DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2005 Location: With Nick Danger Posts: 9,527	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? Sure the thread title is racist. However, us honkys have a sense of humor about being honkys. But, all this talk about "Nips" has got to go! __________________ I could eat a can of Kodak, and puke a better movie than that. http://www.cafepress.com/unseengallery

07-09-09, 09:45 PM	#35
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? ^ Here it is, near 7pm and I'm finally able to slightly touch my 'Milk Buttons'.

07-09-09, 10:10 PM	#36
The Bus DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Delaware Posts: 42,898	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ***** pink? "My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!" __________________ Panda Killer XBL/PSN/Steam*: Chiwotweiler \| hd dvdaf \| last.fm \| Movies: 2002 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06 / 07 / 08 / 09* "Wearing Shakira's ass for a hat interests me more than anything else in the universe." - Hokeyboy

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The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? ] Last edited by The Edit King; 07-09-09 at 10:19 PM.

07-10-09, 02:52 AM	#39
The Bus DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Delaware Posts: 42,898	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ***** pink? So, what I said a day ago? __________________ Panda Killer XBL/PSN/Steam*: Chiwotweiler \| hd dvdaf \| last.fm \| Movies: 2002 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06 / 07 / 08 / 09* "Wearing Shakira's ass for a hat interests me more than anything else in the universe." - Hokeyboy

07-10-09, 12:29 PM	#43
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? Wait a minute. Let me see if I understand this... So I'm a Cracker but NOT a Honky? Last edited by The Edit King; 07-10-09 at 01:36 PM.

07-10-09, 03:20 PM	#44
Vibiana DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the land of ex-Bando-chasing lezzbos Posts: 7,265	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? I hate to tell you guys with brown nipples this, but in women, your nipples turn brown after you've been pregnant (and nursed a baby, usually). __________________ Otter saved my LIFE. Only here can I receive the sage advice, timeless wisdom, and virtual blanket parties necessary to keep my neurotic inclinations in some kind of check. Were it not for this place, I'm sure that I would have entered some public place teeming with playful little children and happy families (perhaps even a few puppies) and strafed it with a machine gun long ago.

07-10-09, 03:25 PM	#45
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? Well, many women (over the years, in uncontrolled, mad, sexual passion) have nursed at the KING'S TEETS. Maybe that's it.

07-10-09, 03:26 PM	#46
Vibiana DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the land of ex-Bando-chasing lezzbos Posts: 7,265	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? Oy. What a visual. __________________ Otter saved my LIFE. Only here can I receive the sage advice, timeless wisdom, and virtual blanket parties necessary to keep my neurotic inclinations in some kind of check. Were it not for this place, I'm sure that I would have entered some public place teeming with playful little children and happy families (perhaps even a few puppies) and strafed it with a machine gun long ago.

07-10-09, 03:27 PM	#47
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink?

07-10-09, 03:28 PM	#48
Vibiana DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the land of ex-Bando-chasing lezzbos Posts: 7,265	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? Gives a whole new twist to the "Oh king, live forever" line, wouldn't you agree? __________________ Otter saved my LIFE. Only here can I receive the sage advice, timeless wisdom, and virtual blanket parties necessary to keep my neurotic inclinations in some kind of check. Were it not for this place, I'm sure that I would have entered some public place teeming with playful little children and happy families (perhaps even a few puppies) and strafed it with a machine gun long ago.

07-10-09, 03:36 PM	#49
The Edit King DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 24,695	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? OWWW!!! Don't say twist in my sore titty thread!

07-10-09, 03:37 PM	#50
Vibiana DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the land of ex-Bando-chasing lezzbos Posts: 7,265	Re: Serious Hygiene Question for Honky Otter Men: Are your ******* pink? I'm UDDERLY sorry ... __________________ Otter saved my LIFE. Only here can I receive the sage advice, timeless wisdom, and virtual blanket parties necessary to keep my neurotic inclinations in some kind of check. Were it not for this place, I'm sure that I would have entered some public place teeming with playful little children and happy families (perhaps even a few puppies) and strafed it with a machine gun long ago.