She Can Lift A 14 Kilo Ball With Her What?!?

Nifty03 · 07-08-09, 07:30 AM

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A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

14 kilograms = 30.8647167 pounds

DarthVong · 07-08-09, 07:53 AM

good lawd!

DirkUSA · 07-08-09, 08:24 AM

The end is near.......................

twikoff · 07-08-09, 09:34 AM

so.. who has now been convinced to go forward with that russian mail order bride purchase?

Sean O'Hara · 07-08-09, 10:54 AM

Not to spoil the fun, but Russian news sources are about as reliable as The Weekly World News. Other stories on the site:

Russian girl in intensive care after restoring virginity 6 times

Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men

Man finds dead baby in fridge of his own house

Girl raised by cats and dogs removed from negligent family

Feral girl brought up by mongrels in Russia (This is a different story from the one above -- apparently being raised by animals is common in Russia)

Lithuanians turn public toilets into traps for vandals

Russian woman beats bear barehanded after it attacks her husband

Nifty03 · 07-08-09, 10:57 AM

missflores · 07-08-09, 11:18 AM

russian article with video:

http://www.perm.kp.ru/daily/24307/500937/

another one:

http://www.irk.kp.ru/daily/24267.4/463261/

al_bundy · 07-08-09, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara

Not to spoil the fun, but Russian news sources are about as reliable as The Weekly World News. Other stories on the site:

Russian girl in intensive care after restoring virginity 6 times

Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men

Man finds dead baby in fridge of his own house

Girl raised by cats and dogs removed from negligent family

Feral girl brought up by mongrels in Russia (This is a different story from the one above -- apparently being raised by animals is common in Russia)

Lithuanians turn public toilets into traps for vandals

Russian woman beats bear barehanded after it attacks her husband

if you've ever seen the size of some russian women, it's all true

Matthew Chmiel · 07-08-09, 12:07 PM

Winona Ryder is already jealous.

D.Pham00 · 07-08-09, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by twikoff

so.. who has now been convinced to go forward with that russian mail order bride purchase?

lemme guess...since you believe the claim, you believe that they look like in the picture too, right?

kvrdave · 07-08-09, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by D.Pham00

lemme guess...since you believe the claim, you believe that they look like in the picture too, right?

How does it hurt you to let me believe?

Frenzy · 07-08-09, 04:12 PM

In Soviet Russia vagina eats you!

TLwizard · 07-08-09, 04:35 PM

This reminds me... wasn't there a story about a weightlifting chick who could use her _________ to pick up her boyfriend in the middle of sex by his __________?

I've been telling people about that for years. I wonder if it's even true.

maxfisher · 07-08-09, 04:46 PM

I don't know how many pounds of force it would take to rip a _____ off, but I'm pretty sure it's less than the body weight of the boyfriend in that hypothetical.

GoVegan · 07-08-09, 05:08 PM

Ewww. It's like throwing a hot dog down a trash compactor.

achau9598 · 07-08-09, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by missflores

russian article with video:

http://www.perm.kp.ru/daily/24307/500937/

another one:

http://www.irk.kp.ru/daily/24267.4/463261/

she's gonna need to show it in the nude ... she could simply have something wrapped around her waist.

dieinafire · 07-09-09, 09:12 AM

She's got a pretty decent body for an older woman.

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maxfisher DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 3,450	Re: She Can Lift A 14 Kilo Ball With Her What?!? I don't know how many pounds of force it would take to rip a _____ off, but I'm pretty sure it's less than the body weight of the boyfriend in that hypothetical. __________________ I go back to the comparison I made earlier to slavery. Slavery existed because it was commercially viable and there were those that justified it using circular logic (i.e. slavery was OK because people wanted to keep slaves). It was only when men of moral character started standing up to the slave traders/owners that the wheels were set in motion for the abolition of slavery. I draw a parallel to straight porn. - art

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