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Old 04-24-09, 01:59 PM   #1
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I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

...and TWO of them actually TOUCHED and FONDLED THEM!!!

How many of you can SAY THAT???

You see...

Treesa and I went to a 9:30 Doctor's appointment (with my Brand New-First time visit Dermatologist) this morning, because I have been suffering with these itchy old testies for too long now (among other things that have been itching me), and the nurse asked me to strip down (except for my socks) and put on one of those robe things with the open backside.

After a few minutes, there was a little tiny knock on the door and it was my Doctor, and she was a ASIAN BABE!!!

However, after checking out my 'spheres', she couldn't figure out just what one of my other itch complaints were so she left the room and came back with this Honky White Babe Doctor, who ALSO wanted to look at my naked marbles, and so at that point, there were TWO Doctor Babes PLUS Treesa, all standin' there, while I had my legs spread WIDE-OPEN (feet to the ceiling split...if that ain't a visual!), checkin' out my MANLY BERRIES!!!

I have to say...I LOVED IT!!!

What a GREAT way to start a weekend! &

-THEEK!

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Old 04-24-09, 02:01 PM   #2
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

How many of them were laughing?
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Old 04-24-09, 02:03 PM   #3
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

Did the twig... move a little?
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Old 04-24-09, 02:05 PM   #4
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

the best thing to do in that situation to break the ice is sit real still as they reach to touch your balls then RIGHT before they touch you, BARK real loud like a dog! Their reaction is priceless!
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Old 04-24-09, 02:06 PM   #5
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

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I have been suffering with these itchy old testies for too long now
You almost make it sound like you're ready to part with them!
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Old 04-24-09, 02:42 PM   #6
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

...just the itch.

Although...I suppose I could live without 'em. It's not a physical thing, really. Can't be.

I've seen far too many women with way BIGGER (imaginary) BALLS than a lot of actual card holding BERRY CARRIERS!
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Old 04-24-09, 02:44 PM   #7
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

so, was Treesa scared of them or something?
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Old 04-24-09, 02:47 PM   #8
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

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I've seen far too many women with way BIGGER (imaginary) BALLS than a lot of actual card holding BERRY CARRIERS!
That's what you get for watching "those kind" of videos on the internet. FYI, they weren't imaginary.
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Old 04-24-09, 02:49 PM   #9
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

I wasn't watchin' 'those kind' of videos!

I'm talkin' REAL LIFE HERE!

Like two butch babes HONKING at me...IN A GRAVEYARD!!!
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Old 04-24-09, 02:50 PM   #10
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

It's always weird how you can keep your socks on.
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Old 04-24-09, 02:58 PM   #11
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

Man, when I got my twins checked for a lump a few years back, all I got was some guy with an Eastern European accent I couldn't place, telling me to hold the towel.
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Old 04-24-09, 03:10 PM   #12
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

I had a similar situation at my last check up. The clinics I use are part of a teaching hospital, so most visits include time with a resident or med student. At the last check up, the doc performed the turn your head and cough routine and then had the cute, asian female resident give er a try. While she was performing the procedure, he walked out, leaving us alone. She continuted to fondle the little guys for what felt like 5 minutes, although I know it was at least 1; until I finally said, "do you think you are done?" Looking back, I think she was really waiting for me to ask if I could put them in her butt.
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Old 04-24-09, 03:21 PM   #13
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

Here you go Mr. King. Since I assume you have 2 of them you get 2 songs.




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Old 04-24-09, 03:25 PM   #14
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

anyone else think there is a completely other forum out there on the intraweb that treesa posts at.. that now has a post that starts out something like this:

"Im so embarrassed again.. I took Paul to his bi-annual dental screening, and he insisted on taking off his pants and showing his testicles to the hygienests.. she was a trooper and tried to ignore him exposing himself.. but finally she couldnt take it anymore and called the cops.. And wouldnt you know it, they sent a female deputy to assist.. Now this really got Paul going, and next thing we knew he was fully reclined, legs in the air, and yelling something about his mainly marbles....."
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Old 04-24-09, 03:45 PM   #15
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

who the hell goes to a doctors appointment with their wife?
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Old 04-24-09, 03:55 PM   #16
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

Pics of the asian dr. babe or it didn't happen.
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Old 04-24-09, 03:59 PM   #17
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

no love for the Honky White Babe Doctor?
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Old 04-24-09, 04:10 PM   #18
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

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who the hell goes to a doctors appointment with their wife?
I do.

What's it to ya, anyways?

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PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!!



Actually, I go to all of hers, and she goes to all of mine. It's just the way we roll.
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Old 04-24-09, 04:14 PM   #19
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Pics of the asian dr. babe or it didn't happen.
Like a man would LIE about such a thing.

...and besides, how in the HELL am I supposed to do that?

Maybe next time on my return visit I'll figure out something just for all you 'NAY SAYERS'.
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Old 04-24-09, 04:16 PM   #20
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no love for the Honky White Babe Doctor?
What do you mean 'no love' for the Honky White Babe Doctor???

I was LOVIN' ALL OF IT!
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Old 04-24-09, 04:26 PM   #21
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Re: I had THREE women gawking at my MANLY NAKED TESTICLES this morning!

First of all could someone post a link to the thread where Edit King explains what the hell is wrong with his balls? I'm really confused.

Second, we need a thread about borderline erotic doctor visits. I'll share my story:

EDIT: This ended up real long, I'll bold the good parts.

My wife is totally paranoid about skin cancer, so she insists that I go to a dermatologist to have a cancer screening. I haven't been to a dermatologist since I had zits in the 9th grade, so my wife recomends her dermatologist and I make an apointment. When I get to the place it's the most "girlie" fucking doctor's office ever. Pink decor, only womens magazines in the waiting room, etc. We live in a pretty afluent area and a popular retirement city, and from looking at the material posted in the waiting room and the examining room I realize that this isn't the kind of dermatologist that treats kids acne or removes warts from your feet...I mean she can do that, but mostly what she does is Botox, face peels, laser cologin removal, laser vein removal, stuff that aging women spend a fortune on (and pay cash for) to make themselves look younger. So I immediately made a note that I should have been a dermatologist for rich old ladies. Anyway, I think I'm the only male patient they've ever had.

Anyway, all that's beside the point because the doctor comes in and I realize my wife has refered me to the most smokin' hot doctor I've ever seen. She couldn't be a day over 40 (or maybe she's her own best customer) she stylishly dressed, has sexy little glasses...total MILF material (I'm 30 by the way). She has me undress while she's out of the room and then comes back with a college aged intern! I think since 99% of the patients are women they do that thing where there's a nurse present during screenings involving nudity to protect themselves from acusations of inapropriate touching. So Dr. Milf's got me totally naked in front of her college girl intern and her hands are all over me and I'm unashamadely sporting a semi and it was a healty good time for all involved.

Anyway, I think she likes me and/or she likes to get her male patients naked (if she has any other male patients). I went back a year later for what turned out to be an ingrown hair on my leg, but I was sure was some kind of tumor it was so swollen. She takes a look and says, "Oh that's just an ingrown hair. Keep it dry and leave it alone. I see it's been over a year since you were screened for skin cancer, do you want to take your clothes off and have a screening?" It was so matter of fact I had to laugh. So in comes another intern, off come the clothes.

I haven't been back in two years, maybe I should follow her advice and go in for another screening.

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Old 04-24-09, 05:00 PM   #22
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Like a man would LIE about such a thing.

...and besides, how in the HELL am I supposed to do that?
Use a camera.
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Old 04-24-09, 05:16 PM   #23
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Use a camera.
Oh, REALLY?

Why in the HELL didn't 'I' think of that?

I wasn't born yesterday, FOR PETE'S SAKE MAN!!!

But actually TAKING the picture will have to be more of a SNEAKY/COVERT/CANDID kinda thingy, or what have you.

I mean, I don't want to go in there and say, 'Hey Doc, would you mind posing for a picture? You see, I've got some guys on an Internet forum that said they won't believe you actually played with my BALLS unless I post a picture of you.'



-FOR THEEKSAKE!

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Old 04-24-09, 05:36 PM   #24
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What do you mean 'no love' for the Honky White Babe Doctor???

I was LOVIN' ALL OF IT!
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Old 04-24-09, 05:45 PM   #25
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Poor Widdle devilshalo.

From my experience, he's fully capable of FIGHTING is OWN ASIAN PHOTO BATTLES, thank you very much, D.PHAMYWARD.

OH! I get it.

...sorry & nevermind.

(...maybe I can rig one of those under the skirt shoe cam thingamabobbies...)

-little bigmouth pablito

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