Thing that will have your man card revoked

[The_Cube]

I totally agree that Guitar Hero is lame. The only good thing about the game is that it gave a nice idea for a South Park episode.

[cultshock]

Originally Posted by crazyronin

New here?

Um, yeah, I'll be the first to admit that I haven't followed every single thread and their associated in-jokes over the past several years. Good for you if you have.

[El Scorcho]

Originally Posted by The_Cube

I totally agree that Guitar Hero is lame. The only good thing about the game is that it gave a nice idea for a South Park episode.

But listing your favorite (or new) movies in a dvd message board signature is totally cool.

[Gunde]

Originally Posted by domino harvey

+ Being so insecure about your own masculinity that you have to "call out" unusual male patterns of behavior that you find threatening to your own understanding of conventional (accepted) masculine norms.

Writing like this

[crazyronin]

Originally Posted by cultshock

Um, yeah, I'll be the first to admit that I haven't followed every single thread and their associated in-jokes over the past several years. Good for you if you have.

Well, at least you're not a moran.

[Giantrobo]

Originally Posted by pedagogue

I have given up on my Chick Flick ways, and have embraced a "300"-like journey of manly movies, blood, guts, gore, and half naked muscular Greek men sticking their swords into other men. Life has been better that way.

FIXED.

[macnorton]

Originally Posted by fujishig

When I said OP in my original post, I wasn't specifically referring to you, just noting that it is a trend... And I was contributing to the thread, I still think it's odd to refer to a "man card."

There is a fashion trend that I don't quite understand, where teenage boys are wearing girl's jeans. I think it's a permutation of the "tight pants" trend you referenced above, but that just seems odd to me.

It's cool...some of the things I post are work over flow (IE still being angry with idiots), so I tend to sounds meaner than I am. It was all a joke...I don't care how other people look, act, do stuff...their life, not my business.

As for the fashion trend, my bro and his friends go shopping for girl's jeans...I was with him when they did, it was weird. But I always bust his balls on that, he is my bro after all.

[macnorton]

Originally Posted by The_Cube

I totally agree that Guitar Hero is lame. The only good thing about the game is that it gave a nice idea for a South Park episode.

Yup that is where I was going...my bro (an awesome guitar player...I actually don't tell him that enough) always makes fun of the guys who do this. Then he gets on the game and wails on them all, fucking hysterical.

[dieinafire]

Originally Posted by beavismom

I am concerned about the status of my husband's man card. He pees while sitting at my request because it is far less messy and the less messy it is the less time I spend clean toilets. The less time I spend cleaning toilets the more time he spends receiving oral rewards (trying to keep it "family friendly" here). So what exactly does that do to the status of his man card? and does he care?

I'm sorry, he has to give up the man card, and yes, he should care.

[beavismom]

Originally Posted by dieinafire

I'm sorry, he has to give up the man card, and yes, he should care.

Yeah, I asked him and he said real life bjs win out over imaginary man cards anyday.

[dieinafire]

Originally Posted by beavismom

Yeah, I asked him and he said real life bjs win out over imaginary man cards anyday.

Yea, I was joking. I'll take blow jobs any day also.

[beavismom]

He also told me I had too much free time if I was posting here instead of just lurking like usual , especially on a thread about mancards.

[lotsofdvds]

4 pages and no mention yet of buttsecks?

[KillerCannibal]

Originally Posted by domino harvey

+ Being so insecure about your own masculinity that you have to "call out" unusual male patterns of behavior that you find threatening to your own understanding of conventional (accepted) masculine norms.

[whaaat]

Originally Posted by Bronkster

this thread blows

QFT

[DarkestPhoenix]

Originally Posted by whaaat

QFT

Okay, I just had to look it up, because I thought this meant Quit Fucking Talking.

Now, I found out it means Quoted For Truth or what I used to think it was. How are you supposed to differentiate the context?

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by DarkestPhoenix

Okay, I just had to look it up, because I thought this meant Quit Fucking Talking.

Now, I found out it means Quoted For Truth or what I used to think it was. How are you supposed to differentiate the context?

QFT. In this case it means the first one.

[Rypro 525]

Originally Posted by Mercury&Solace

Any guy that goes to see the Sex And The City movie

what if sex after the movie is possible?

[GoldenJCJ]

Originally Posted by Hiro11

I just took a totally manly dump. It was awesome.

Unfortunately, your man card should be revoked for not calling all your buddies into the bathroom to look at it.



I know my man card is around here somewhere but I can never find anything in this darn purse of mine!

[Houstondon]

Here's one for you:
Complaining about porn or review covers that are too revealing for you to handle. Men like porn and "revealing" pictures no matter what your mommy told you when she dressed you this morning...

PS: Scroll down to see how friendly we've become... (sniff)
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33277/senior-skip-day/

[dieinafire]

Just saw this on Fark. Getting into a fight over a Mariah Carey song. This was even the headline in there: If you're a guy, and you get into a fight with another guy over a Mariah Carey song, it's time to hand in your Man Card. link

Man arrested after fighting with another man over a Mariah Carey song.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 Email article | Print article | RSS
A Florida man blaring a Mariah Carey song from his car stereo was arrested Saturday night after throwing a bottle at someone who didn't share his passion for the song. The Mariah-lover, Zachary Alan Schreiber of Golden Gate, FL, was stopped at a light when Mariah-hater William Greenman pulled up and called Schreiber 'a derogatory name' for listening to that song. Profanities flew back and forth between Schreiber and Greenman, who was a passenger in the other vehicle, as the cars traveled on. When they again stopped the war of words escalated. Deputies say the Mariah fan hurled a beer bottle at Greenman. Greenman ducked, but deputies say the bottle hit the car's driver. Schreiber is charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle and criminal mischief. (Perez Hilton)

[pedagogue]

Originally Posted by Houstondon

Here's one for you:
Complaining about porn or review covers that are too revealing for you to handle. Men like porn and "revealing" pictures no matter what your mommy told you when she dressed you this morning...

PS: Scroll down to see how friendly we've become... (sniff)
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33277/senior-skip-day/

Normal sexy pics > pictures of torture sex on a DVD forum.
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Man Cards should be taken from anyone who is so singularly focused they can't get passed their "thing"....whether it is Star Wars, MMORPG, or Porn.

[AGuyNamedMike]

Correcting spelling or grammar. Real men actually do eat quiche, but we often can't spell it.



Passed?

[Houstondon]

Originally Posted by pedagogue

Normal sexy pics > pictures of torture sex on a DVD forum.

Granted, I like "normal sexy pics" more than "torture" anything, but complaining about either is grounds for revoking your Man Card.

Originally Posted by pedagogue

Man Cards should be taken from anyone who is so singularly focused they can't get passed their "thing"....whether it is Star Wars, MMORPG, or Porn.

Nope, I just looked it up and there is nothing about enjoying sex/nudity/porn too much. In fact, admitting any of that in public is grounds for the Manly Man Guild to revoke your Man Card and sending over a tailor for you to be fitted for a dress.