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Old 02-12-08, 02:29 PM   #1
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Do you have a fear of feet?

I do.

There are so many things that can go wrong with feet.

Embarrassing things! Well, except for Treesa's feet. She's got these little tiny ones and they're really cute!

But Seriously Folks!

I'm serious! I had such a hang up when I was young about feet, I was often afraid to take off my shoes when others did. I think I was the only kid at the beach that would go swimming in the ocean with my socks and shoes on!

It must have been something bad that happened in my childhood. Those of you out there that understand know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!

Even if they're clean, there's still just something smelly and stinky and icky about those toey things!

If I didn't really need them I'd just cut 'em off and walk on stumps!

-THEEK!

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Old 02-12-08, 02:32 PM   #2
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I'm always afraid that I'm gonna take my shoes off in front of other people and chicken's gonna fall out
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Old 02-12-08, 02:35 PM   #3
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OH MAN!!! I JUST SPIT CHICKEN OUT MY NOSE!!!
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Old 02-12-08, 02:55 PM   #4
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Jesus I just shit a chicken.

I'm not afraid of feet but they do skeeve me out.
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Old 02-12-08, 03:07 PM   #5
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I just don't like feet in white socks and sandels - ugh ack!
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Old 02-12-08, 03:10 PM   #6
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I agree 100%!

No Socks in sandels, period!

No wait...NO SANDALS, PERIOD!

-NO FEET THEEK!

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Old 02-12-08, 03:13 PM   #7
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I just don't like feet in white socks and sandels - ugh ack!
Do you prefer this?

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Old 02-12-08, 03:27 PM   #8
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I have a fear of Paul's feet.
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Old 02-12-08, 03:37 PM   #9
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...ME TOO!!!

HEY!

Thanks A LOT...Lunatikekeke

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Old 02-12-08, 04:10 PM   #10
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Not a fear, they are just nasty. I hate how everyone always says shit about mine, because I wear a size 15.
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Old 02-12-08, 04:46 PM   #11
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FIFTEEN???

GOOD GAWD, YIKES, OMG, WTF, FWIW, YMMV, FBI, CIA & NAACP, NASA, & AT&T, DIAF!!!

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-SON OF A THEEKSAKE!!!

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Old 02-12-08, 06:04 PM   #12
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I don't like feet, but I'm not scared of them. Keep those fuckers away from me.
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Old 02-12-08, 06:07 PM   #13
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I'm afraid of nostrils.
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Old 02-12-08, 06:20 PM   #14
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I have a friend who does have a fear of feet. One day I was with him and he went to pick up some chick. So I sit in the back with her in the front and we're out near the beach so it's really nice out. This girl decides to prop up her bare feet on his dashboard and he just freaks out. He pulls over and tells her to get the fuck out.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Old 02-12-08, 06:28 PM   #15
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Not a fear, they are just nasty. I hate how everyone always says shit about mine, because I wear a size 15.
My 16 year old nephew wears that size of shoe. So what if you have Bozo feet, you know what chicks think.....or was that big hands or fingers.....

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Old 02-12-08, 06:40 PM   #16
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What the hell happened to Buford? Anyone know?
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Old 02-12-08, 07:09 PM   #17
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My 16 year old nephew wears that size of shoe. So what if you have Bozo feet, you know what chicks think.....or was that big hands or fingers.....

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Old 02-12-08, 08:07 PM   #18
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What the hell happened to Buford? Anyone know?
Hey dork!

I don't know, but I just emailed him and said the following:

(Because of it's personal nature, I've put it within the walls of a spoiler thingy.)
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Hey, Buford P!

Were the HELL have ya been?

Better yet, Where the HELL are you?

Folks are askin' and I've been missin' you personally, BTW.

Please come back to the other.

We need you.

'I' need you.

Don't make me wait too long.

Here's hopin' all is well with you and the ones you Love,

-Paul & Treesa
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So there ya have it. I've done my part.

All we can do now is hope, and pray, and meditate, and chant, and laugh, and cry, and strip, and spank our hineys, and itch, and scratch, and scream, and yell, and sleep, and pee, and poo, and eat junk, and watch garbage, while we patiently wait for him to return to his roots from that which he was so Lovingly conceived.

BUFORD COME HOME!!!

But seriously...it has been a long time since I last saw his puss 'round here!

DAMN-SAKE!

I checked his last post date and it was: 04-06-07, 11:11 AM

It's not good for any of our 'Most Loved' pals to stay away from OtterVille THAT FRIGGIN' long.

-THEEK!

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Old 02-13-08, 12:20 AM   #19
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Old 02-13-08, 12:35 AM   #20
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Old 02-13-08, 06:41 AM   #21
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not as much as I fear meters
stupid metric system
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Old 02-13-08, 10:12 AM   #22
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I hear what yer sayin'!

Why couldn't they have just kept it simple for us Yankee bastards?
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Old 02-13-08, 10:36 AM   #23
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I also get skeeved out by feet. And sandals on dudes pretty much grosses me out.
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Old 02-13-08, 12:05 PM   #24
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Ugh... feet are gross. Everytime Tarantino lingers on feet in his movies it just makes me want to puke... especially Uma's... jesus, those are some mangled piggies.

Hands also freak me out.
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Old 02-13-08, 12:55 PM   #25
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I hear what yer sayin'!

Why couldn't they have just kept it simple for us Yankee bastards?
Simple? Simple my ass. Twelve inches per foot, 16 little marks per inch. My calculator don't do that shit. I hate feet, I just use meters. If meters are too big, I use millimeters. If too small, I use kilometers.
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