Do you have a fear of feet?

The Edit King · 02-12-08, 02:29 PM

I do.

There are so many things that can go wrong with feet.

Embarrassing things! Well, except for Treesa's feet. She's got these little tiny ones and they're really cute!

But Seriously Folks!

I'm serious! I had such a hang up when I was young about feet, I was often afraid to take off my shoes when others did. I think I was the only kid at the beach that would go swimming in the ocean with my socks and shoes on!

It must have been something bad that happened in my childhood. Those of you out there that understand know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!

Even if they're clean, there's still just something smelly and stinky and icky about those toey things!

If I didn't really need them I'd just cut 'em off and walk on stumps!

-THEEK!

MartinBlank · 02-12-08, 02:32 PM

I'm always afraid that I'm gonna take my shoes off in front of other people and chicken's gonna fall out

The Edit King · 02-12-08, 02:35 PM

OH MAN!!! I JUST SPIT CHICKEN OUT MY NOSE!!!

ytrez · 02-12-08, 02:55 PM

Jesus I just shit a chicken.

I'm not afraid of feet but they do skeeve me out.

Giles · 02-12-08, 03:07 PM

I just don't like feet in white socks and sandels - ugh ack!

The Edit King · 02-12-08, 03:10 PM

I agree 100%!

No Socks in sandels, period!

No wait...NO SANDALS, PERIOD!

-NO FEET THEEK!

Gambit · 02-12-08, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Giles

I just don't like feet in white socks and sandels - ugh ack!

Do you prefer this?

Lunatikk · 02-12-08, 03:27 PM

I have a fear of Paul's feet.

The Edit King · 02-12-08, 03:37 PM

...ME TOO!!!

HEY!

Thanks A LOT...Lunatikekeke

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dieinafire · 02-12-08, 04:10 PM

Not a fear, they are just nasty. I hate how everyone always says shit about mine, because I wear a size 15.

The Edit King · 02-12-08, 04:46 PM

FIFTEEN???

GOOD GAWD, YIKES, OMG, WTF, FWIW, YMMV, FBI, CIA & NAACP, NASA, & AT&T, DIAF!!!

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-SON OF A THEEKSAKE!!!

mndtrp · 02-12-08, 06:04 PM

I don't like feet, but I'm not scared of them. Keep those fuckers away from me.

adamblast · 02-12-08, 06:07 PM

I'm afraid of nostrils.

jiggawhat · 02-12-08, 06:20 PM

I have a friend who does have a fear of feet. One day I was with him and he went to pick up some chick. So I sit in the back with her in the front and we're out near the beach so it's really nice out. This girl decides to prop up her bare feet on his dashboard and he just freaks out. He pulls over and tells her to get the fuck out.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

ernestrp · 02-12-08, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dieinafire

Not a fear, they are just nasty. I hate how everyone always says shit about mine, because I wear a size 15.

My 16 year old nephew wears that size of shoe. So what if you have Bozo feet, you know what chicks think.....or was that big hands or fingers.....

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dork · 02-12-08, 06:40 PM

What the hell happened to Buford? Anyone know?

dieinafire · 02-12-08, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ernestrp

My 16 year old nephew wears that size of shoe. So what if you have Bozo feet, you know what chicks think.....or was that big hands or fingers.....

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Yea, mine stopped at 15, but I have not even grown an inch since I was 13. I am only 5'11'', you would think that I am tall.

The Edit King · 02-12-08, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dork

What the hell happened to Buford? Anyone know?

Hey dork!

I don't know, but I just emailed him and said the following:

(Because of it's personal nature, I've put it within the walls of a spoiler thingy.)

Spoiler:

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So there ya have it. I've done my part.

All we can do now is hope, and pray, and meditate, and chant, and laugh, and cry, and strip, and spank our hineys, and itch, and scratch, and scream, and yell, and sleep, and pee, and poo, and eat junk, and watch garbage, while we patiently wait for him to return to his roots from that which he was so Lovingly conceived.

BUFORD COME HOME!!!

But seriously...it has been a long time since I last saw his puss 'round here!

DAMN-SAKE!

I checked his last post date and it was: 04-06-07, 11:11 AM

It's not good for any of our 'Most Loved' pals to stay away from OtterVille THAT FRIGGIN' long.

-THEEK!

Lady Deviant · 02-13-08, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gambit

Do you prefer this?

Ummm, I think that's my Dad.

MartinBlank · 02-13-08, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gambit

Do you prefer this?

[Bloodhound Gang] If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops [/Bloodhound Gang]

Canadian Bacon · 02-13-08, 06:41 AM

not as much as I fear meters
stupid metric system

The Edit King · 02-13-08, 10:12 AM

I hear what yer sayin'!

Why couldn't they have just kept it simple for us Yankee bastards?

DRG · 02-13-08, 10:36 AM

I also get skeeved out by feet. And sandals on dudes pretty much grosses me out.

notkevinbacon · 02-13-08, 12:05 PM

Ugh... feet are gross. Everytime Tarantino lingers on feet in his movies it just makes me want to puke... especially Uma's... jesus, those are some mangled piggies.

Hands also freak me out.

OldDude · 02-13-08, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Edit King

I hear what yer sayin'!

Why couldn't they have just kept it simple for us Yankee bastards?

Simple? Simple my ass. Twelve inches per foot, 16 little marks per inch. My calculator don't do that shit. I hate feet, I just use meters. If meters are too big, I use millimeters. If too small, I use kilometers.

02-12-08, 02:29 PM	#1
The Edit King DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 27,627	Do you have a fear of feet? I do. There are so many things that can go wrong with feet. Embarrassing things! Well, except for Treesa's feet. She's got these little tiny ones and they're really cute! But Seriously Folks! I'm serious! I had such a hang up when I was young about feet, I was often afraid to take off my shoes when others did. I think I was the only kid at the beach that would go swimming in the ocean with my socks and shoes on! It must have been something bad that happened in my childhood. Those of you out there that understand know EXACTLY what I'm talking about! Even if they're clean, there's still just something smelly and stinky and icky about those toey things! If I didn't really need them I'd just cut 'em off and walk on stumps! -THEEK! Last edited by The Edit King; 02-12-08 at 03:18 PM.

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The Edit King DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 27,627	I agree 100%! No Socks in sandels, period! No wait...NO SANDALS, PERIOD! -NO FEET THEEK! Last edited by The Edit King; 02-12-08 at 03:14 PM.

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dieinafire DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somerville, MA Posts: 3,879	Not a fear, they are just nasty. I hate how everyone always says shit about mine, because I wear a size 15. __________________ My dick is often desensitized from excessive masturbation. -Slayer2005 You can only please a woman with a dick made out of chocolate that ejaculates money. -rehmus It's like I got shocked and Awwwed by the pussy. -Larry C.

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The Edit King DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 27,627	FIFTEEN??? GOOD GAWD, YIKES, OMG, WTF, FWIW, YMMV, FBI, CIA & NAACP, NASA, & AT&T, DIAF!!! ( & ) -SON OF A THEEKSAKE!!! Last edited by The Edit King; 02-12-08 at 05:00 PM.

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MartinBlank DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,032	I'm always afraid that I'm gonna take my shoes off in front of other people and chicken's gonna fall out

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The Edit King DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 27,627	OH MAN!!! I JUST SPIT CHICKEN OUT MY NOSE!!!

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ytrez DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,712	Jesus I just shit a chicken. I'm not afraid of feet but they do skeeve me out.

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Lunatikk DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: My Car Posts: 6,571	I have a fear of Paul's feet.

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The Edit King DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 27,627	...ME TOO!!! HEY! Thanks A LOT...Lunatikekeke ( & )

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mndtrp DVD Talk Legend Join Date: May 2004 Location: a mile high, give or take a few feet Posts: 10,830	I don't like feet, but I'm not scared of them. Keep those fuckers away from me.

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adamblast DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lompoc, CA Posts: 11,419	I'm afraid of nostrils. __________________ "Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government and bring it down."--Orson Scott Card (Nat'l Organization for Marriage LDS Liaison)

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jiggawhat DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the Universe. Posts: 2,913	I have a friend who does have a fear of feet. One day I was with him and he went to pick up some chick. So I sit in the back with her in the front and we're out near the beach so it's really nice out. This girl decides to prop up her bare feet on his dashboard and he just freaks out. He pulls over and tells her to get the fuck out. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. __________________ http://dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=jiggawhat GAMERTAG: JIGGAWHAT2 Wii Code: 4274 8288 7899 5136

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dork DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 9,992	What the hell happened to Buford? Anyone know?

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Canadian Bacon DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: North of the South Pole, South of the North Pole Posts: 18,322	not as much as I fear meters stupid metric system

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The Edit King DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: I'm Still Alive in Los Angeles Posts: 27,627	I hear what yer sayin'! Why couldn't they have just kept it simple for us Yankee bastards?

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DRG DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: ND Posts: 11,391	I also get skeeved out by feet. And sandals on dudes pretty much grosses me out.

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notkevinbacon Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 758	Ugh... feet are gross. Everytime Tarantino lingers on feet in his movies it just makes me want to puke... especially Uma's... jesus, those are some mangled piggies. Hands also freak me out.