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Old 10-18-07, 09:08 AM   #1
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do any men remember when their doctor fondled their penis until you had a hard-on?

I'm speaking about when you were a child of around 10, and your parent brought you to see the doctor for a check-up. Personally, I remember my doctor fondling my penis until he saw that I had an erection. My mother was in the room as this was going on, and I was very embarrassed.

I don't know what it says about my mother, but if this was not something a doctor should be doing to prepubescent young men, I want to know.
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Old 10-18-07, 09:10 AM   #2
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Old 10-18-07, 09:12 AM   #3
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Was your mom laughing?
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Old 10-18-07, 09:15 AM   #4
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No, I can't quite remember getting a handjob from my doctor.
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Old 10-18-07, 09:16 AM   #5
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Old 10-18-07, 09:16 AM   #6
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Heh, it says "Hardened"...
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Old 10-18-07, 09:16 AM   #7
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Old 10-18-07, 09:17 AM   #8
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Never - I got the typical nut check, but never got chub. Your doctor was a sicko most likely.....
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Old 10-18-07, 09:18 AM   #9
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No, not normal.

I remember the turn your head and cough, but no hard on or attempt to make one.

I think you should press charges against the Dr for child molestation and to your mother for being a pimp. I bet she never made a co-pay after that.
 
Old 10-18-07, 09:21 AM   #10
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I'm going to have to chime in with another "no." I have had a doctor give me a compliment on my genitalia while getting a testicular exam, though. I thought that was unusual, and I'm not sure how you're supposed to reply to that. "Why thank you. And you're doing an excellent job looking for cancer." Apparently I answered incorrectly, because I didn't get a handjob.
 
Old 10-18-07, 09:29 AM   #11
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I suppose that could be called "checking for normal function", but it does sound a little weird.

It's a good thing you didn't know you were supposed to be scarred for life by something like that.
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Old 10-18-07, 09:30 AM   #12
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No. He only checked my testicles and was done in a medical/professional manner.
 
Old 10-18-07, 09:32 AM   #13
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Wow amazingly creepy, and no I never had an erection test performed on me.
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Old 10-18-07, 09:32 AM   #14
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Yes and it accidentally went off in the doctors eye.

...sorry, that was inappropriate.
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Old 10-18-07, 09:33 AM   #15
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Do you now have a latex glove fetish?
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Old 10-18-07, 09:33 AM   #16
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I bet Buttmunker wishes we could still delete threads right about now...
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Old 10-18-07, 09:33 AM   #17
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Never got the hand job at the Doctor. Uh, nope.
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Old 10-18-07, 09:35 AM   #18
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Uhh - I'm not a doctor, but that doesn't sound normal...
 
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nope, never stroked at the doctor's office.
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Old 10-18-07, 09:43 AM   #20
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No, my doctor never did that.
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Did he have seamonkeys?
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Old 10-18-07, 09:53 AM   #22
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Old 10-18-07, 09:58 AM   #24
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Jesus Christ, Dude!!
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Old 10-18-07, 10:05 AM   #25
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Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross? Would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
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