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Old 08-23-07, 12:00 PM   #1
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Best Craigslist personal ad ever.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/abo...395322346.html


I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, itís too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also Iím allergic to cats.




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Old 08-23-07, 12:04 PM   #2
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I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, itís too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also Iím allergic to cats.




He's in Kansas City? I apologize for my hometown, folks.
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Old 08-23-07, 12:05 PM   #3
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"No creepy goth stuff, it's too weird"

Whew, what a relief. For a minute I thought this guy was some kind of weirdo. At least he sets expectations low with the "under $20" meal offer.
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Old 08-23-07, 12:06 PM   #4
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So, how did you come across this one Mo? Are you only a lvl 6 warrior?
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Old 08-23-07, 12:09 PM   #5
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So, how did you come across this one Mo? Are you only a lvl 6 warrior?

Pssh, I was lvl 6 before I had hair on my sack.
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Old 08-23-07, 12:10 PM   #6
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What the hell is "leves"?
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Old 08-23-07, 12:13 PM   #7
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"No creepy goth stuff, it's too weird"

Whew, what a relief. For a minute I thought this guy was some kind of weirdo. At least he sets expectations low with the "under $20" meal offer.
OFFER? What offer? Lvl 8s always go Dutch.
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Old 08-23-07, 12:15 PM   #8
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What the hell is "leves"?
I'm guessing a typo for levels.
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Old 08-23-07, 12:22 PM   #9
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Also I'm allergic to cats.
I wonder what his saving throw versus dander is.
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Old 08-23-07, 12:25 PM   #10
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Old 08-23-07, 12:34 PM   #11
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Old 08-23-07, 12:38 PM   #12
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Old 08-23-07, 12:40 PM   #13
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Damnit! How did you find my ad?
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Old 08-23-07, 12:44 PM   #14
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ahahhahaah what a nerd!
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Old 08-23-07, 01:38 PM   #15
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I wonder what his saving throw versus dander is.
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Old 08-23-07, 02:56 PM   #16
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Is it just coincidence that he is from Vib's home town, and specifically states no cats?

I think the last meeting went awry and he had to post a new ad!
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Old 08-23-07, 03:09 PM   #17
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Is it just coincidence that he is from Vib's home town, and specifically states no cats?

I think the last meeting went awry and he had to post a new ad!
Ha! I wish. I haven't met a new potential squeeze in so long I can't remember the last time.
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Old 08-23-07, 03:40 PM   #18
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Dear god how would you like to be that guys neighbor. I would be afraid to go to bed at night. Can you imagine the parties he throws.
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Old 08-23-07, 03:49 PM   #19
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"I put on my robe and my wizard hat..."
To me, that is the all time classic.
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Old 08-23-07, 03:50 PM   #20
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Dear god how would you like to be that guys neighbor. I would be afraid to go to bed at night. Can you imagine the parties he throws.

rowdy dungeons and dragons games?
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Old 08-23-07, 03:58 PM   #21
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He gives me +7 wood.
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Old 08-23-07, 04:40 PM   #22
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rowdy dungeons and dragons games?
Hey they can get out of hand, oops I mean so I hear .
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Old 08-23-07, 05:04 PM   #23
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Hey they can get out of hand, oops I mean so I hear .
I'll bet that guy never gets his dick out of his hand
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Old 08-23-07, 05:23 PM   #24
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I'll bet that guy never gets his dick out of his hand
How do you think they got so good at rolling dice?

And is it me, or does that mage only have 3 fingers on his right hand?
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Old 08-23-07, 11:27 PM   #25
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