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Old 08-16-07, 06:34 PM   #1
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Yayt

Yet another yard thread....

This is really nasty. I was watering my front yard today and I noticed movement in the grass. I figured it was just ants or some other sort of bug. Then I saw little white things. Turns out it was some sort of ant-like bug and they were either hauling up larva of their own or had raided someone elseís. Either way, it was really icky. I did the typical human thing and sprayed them until they were the fuck out of my yard.

Ok, so what the fuck is this shit and how do I make it go away? *shudder* I do not like bugs living in my grass nor do I like bug eggs/larva hanging around either. Bring on the bug sprays, fuck the environment.
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Old 08-16-07, 06:35 PM   #2
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Old 08-16-07, 06:40 PM   #3
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Old 08-16-07, 06:41 PM   #4
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You know, you may have actually hit on something. Maybe something took a dump in my yard and they had worms or some sort? Either way, again, ewww.....
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Old 08-16-07, 07:00 PM   #5
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Keep spraying. Get Ortho Home Depense and spray the yard.
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Old 08-16-07, 07:00 PM   #6
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I thought it meant yet another yawning thread and i yawned when i came to that conclusion.
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Old 08-16-07, 08:34 PM   #7
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OMG, there are actually living things in the grass! POISON THEM!!1!
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Old 08-16-07, 08:42 PM   #8
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Trade ya....we have ants in our house...first on the sink, then near the microwave, now on the fridge.
Anyway, we used Eliminator powder to get rid of ants at my folks' lakehouse, and that wiped them out quick. Try that.
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Old 08-17-07, 01:28 AM   #9
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grubs?

very bad for grass if thats what they were.

and isnt the yayt ... thread titles getting stupid at this point
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Old 08-17-07, 04:50 AM   #10
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Old 08-17-07, 06:34 AM   #11
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Could it have been a termite colony moving its Queen?
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Old 08-17-07, 07:34 AM   #12
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I do not like bugs living in my grass nor do I like bug eggs/larva hanging around either. Bring on the bug sprays, fuck the environment
You may want to leave the planet then. Humans are doing a good enough job of destroying the environment.
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Old 08-17-07, 07:59 AM   #13
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grubs?

very bad for grass if thats what they were.
That would be my guess too. Get some GrubEx, it's in the fertilizer section at the store. You can get it at Home Depot, Lowes, etc.
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Old 08-17-07, 08:13 AM   #14
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I wrote a song about maggots. Like to hear it? Here it go!
So did GWAR.....

Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind
Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh
So left your ruined cortex behind
Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine!
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Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling like rain!
Putrid pus-pools vomit blubonic plague
The bowels of the beast reek of puke
How to describe such vileness on the page
World maggot waits for the end of the age!
(chorus)
Beneath a sky of maggots I walked
Until those maggots began to fall
I gaped at God to receive my gift
Bathed in maggots till the planet shit
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Old 08-17-07, 08:35 AM   #15
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If you have been having a lot of rain, it could be ants getting their babies to higher ground. I have seen that a lot, when the nest gets flooded, they get very busy.

If so, you have nothing to worry about. You drowned the buggers.
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Old 08-17-07, 11:39 AM   #16
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Fuck it. I'm going to napalm the yard.

Ok, off to Home Depot to see what sort of goodies I can get to kill off the little buggers. Thanks, everyone.
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Old 08-17-07, 12:31 PM   #17
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Fuck it. I'm going to napalm the yard.

Ok, off to Home Depot to see what sort of goodies I can get to kill off the little buggers. Thanks, everyone.
I think napalm is right next to the lawnmowers. At least that's where it is in the Home Depot by my house.
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Old 08-17-07, 12:59 PM   #18
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Moles are a natural predator of these things.

Go get a box of moles and release them into the yard.
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Old 08-17-07, 01:20 PM   #19
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Moles are a natural predator of these things.

Go get a box of moles and release them into the yard.
Die.
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Old 08-17-07, 01:36 PM   #20
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Old 08-17-07, 01:53 PM   #21
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I thought you meant, "Yet another Yet thread....."
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Old 08-17-07, 01:56 PM   #22
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I thought you meant, "Yet another Yeti thread....."
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