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Old 02-08-07, 11:28 PM   #1
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Hello.

Hi. I'm not sure if anyone here has heard of me. I used to be a pretty big deal around here. In fact, given the chance, I could probably kick all your asses. Anyways, I just wanted to give a shout out to myself. Keep the Jules name going and all that. So, how's it going? You look a little fatter there, Jack. Hey, Bandoman! You're balding. Wow. Do any of these names mean anything to anyone? This is like running into an ex and trying...to...awkwardly...(Jules runs away.)
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Old 02-08-07, 11:32 PM   #2
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So, I know you're all dying to know where I've been. Well, I'm very wealthy now. That's probably why I don't come here much so that I don't get the stink of peasants on me. I'm engaged, so I got that going for me. Um, let's see. I just went poo. That felt pretty good. And I think I'm about to have something to eat about now. So, now, you're all updated. So, how have you been?
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Old 02-08-07, 11:33 PM   #3
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Ya know, I don't really care much about how you're doing. I'm just gonna go now.
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Old 02-08-07, 11:37 PM   #4
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So....you look healthy.
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Old 02-08-07, 11:46 PM   #5
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So....you look healthy.
Yeeah. So, do you, uh,...*Jules looks to the left for name* Charlie Goose!!! I remember you. *Jules looks around for anyone who he might really recognize* So, uh...how are the geese doing?
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Old 02-08-07, 11:49 PM   #6
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There's a lot of cool smileys here now. I like this one.----> It lets people know that I'm wacky and a free spirit. I can tell someone that I'm going to kill their mother but if I add this ( )after my statement, I get away with threatening people.
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Old 02-08-07, 11:52 PM   #7
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Gather around everyone for a group hug! I love all you guys.
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Old 02-08-07, 11:55 PM   #8
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I'm depressed by Anna Nicole's death. That's why I'm rambling. I'm sorry, guys.
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Old 02-09-07, 12:02 AM   #9
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Wow. Old home week. *Pours a 40*
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Old 02-09-07, 12:08 AM   #10
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Wow. Old home week. *Pours a 40*
*Jules gives his bro a hug* Good times, good times. You're still a mod here. I remember when you were promoted. I cried for weeks because it should've been me. You know it should've been me also. This forum wouldn't as crappy as it is now if it was me. All that ebb and flow crap. That was you, right? You know what, it doesn't even matter. You're a mod and I hate you cuz I'm not one.
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Old 02-09-07, 12:13 AM   #11
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Just like herpes, you keep coming back and pissing me off
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Old 02-09-07, 12:15 AM   #12
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Just like herpes, you keep coming back and pissing me off
Just like my asshole, you're still here spewing shit out your hole.
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Old 02-09-07, 12:16 AM   #13
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Just like herpes, you keep coming back and pissing me off
Is that why you're called El Scorcho? Cuz of the burning herpes?

P.S.-My first posting of this post left off the second question mark.
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Old 02-09-07, 12:24 AM   #14
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Old 02-09-07, 12:29 AM   #15
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hello
Clay Lionel Richie looks like he has a pick in his fro that says TV on the handle.
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Old 02-09-07, 12:29 AM   #16
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You owe me money, bitch.
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Old 02-09-07, 12:34 AM   #17
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You owe me money, bitch.
Not even a hug. You're dead to me. *Jules walks away quietly hoping that mllefoo doesn't notice the money thing.*
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Old 02-09-07, 01:00 AM   #18
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[pegs Jules in the left boob with a cracker]

Stay a while! Or go. Whatever.

You have no idea how much you have hurt us with your absence...
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Old 02-09-07, 01:24 AM   #19
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Old 02-09-07, 01:30 AM   #20
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Baby!!

I asked just not too long ago at a nearby internet stop where in the hell you were. I have missed you so much! I miss our phone conversations, I get teary-eyed just remembering the good old days. How dare you not come back sooner and let us know how you are. And we don't buy that "wealthy" crap, either. You're engaged?! After all our moments together, how could you?

Please don't go away again or at least stay in touch.

mersaulte@yahoo.com, and I do expect an email, buddy, pronto. Again, I've missed you so much and I'm glad you're here. I'm probably the only one, but still, that counts for something.

amy, president of The Jules Winfield Fan Club
(I'm also a client, if you know what I mean. Oh wait, I just imagined that.)
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Old 02-09-07, 06:20 AM   #21
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Jules!!! What the hell have you done with p1forest?
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Old 02-09-07, 06:39 AM   #22
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I miss our phone conversations, I get teary-eyed just remembering the good old days.
I miss our phone conversations too, a lot! Even though I initially balked at your $4.99/minute rates, you always got me off for under $15. That, my friends, is talent.

God Bless You.
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Old 02-09-07, 07:46 AM   #23
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I'm engaged, so I got that going for me.
I think they refer to it as "kidnapping" when it's not voluntary... and younger than 14.
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Old 02-09-07, 08:12 AM   #24
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nice to see you, you fucking fuck

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Old 02-09-07, 08:27 AM   #25
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Nice to see you, you little shit. I look forward to you posting for 3 days, getting bored and disappearing for another 18 months!
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