Hello.

Jules Winfield · 02-08-07, 11:28 PM

Hi. I'm not sure if anyone here has heard of me. I used to be a pretty big deal around here. In fact, given the chance, I could probably kick all your asses. Anyways, I just wanted to give a shout out to myself. Keep the Jules name going and all that. So, how's it going? You look a little fatter there, Jack. Hey, Bandoman! You're balding. Wow. Do any of these names mean anything to anyone? This is like running into an ex and trying...to...awkwardly...(Jules runs away.)

Jules Winfield · 02-08-07, 11:32 PM

So, I know you're all dying to know where I've been. Well, I'm very wealthy now. That's probably why I don't come here much so that I don't get the stink of peasants on me. I'm engaged, so I got that going for me. Um, let's see. I just went poo. That felt pretty good. And I think I'm about to have something to eat about now. So, now, you're all updated. So, how have you been?

Jules Winfield · 02-08-07, 11:33 PM

Ya know, I don't really care much about how you're doing. I'm just gonna go now.

Charlie Goose · 02-08-07, 11:37 PM

So....you look healthy.

Jules Winfield · 02-08-07, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlie Goose

So....you look healthy.

Yeeah. So, do you, uh,...*Jules looks to the left for name* Charlie Goose!!! I remember you. *Jules looks around for anyone who he might really recognize* So, uh...how are the geese doing?

Jules Winfield · 02-08-07, 11:49 PM

There's a lot of cool smileys here now. I like this one.---->

It lets people know that I'm wacky and a free spirit. I can tell someone that I'm going to kill their mother but if I add this (

)after my statement, I get away with threatening people.

Jules Winfield · 02-08-07, 11:52 PM

Gather around everyone for a group hug! I love all you guys.

Jules Winfield · 02-08-07, 11:55 PM

I'm depressed by Anna Nicole's death. That's why I'm rambling. I'm sorry, guys.

RandyC · 02-09-07, 12:02 AM

Wow. Old home week. *Pours a 40*

Jules Winfield · 02-09-07, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyC

Wow. Old home week. *Pours a 40*

*Jules gives his bro a hug* Good times, good times. You're still a mod here. I remember when you were promoted. I cried for weeks because it should've been me. You know it should've been me also. This forum wouldn't as crappy as it is now if it was me. All that ebb and flow crap. That was you, right? You know what, it doesn't even matter. You're a mod and I hate you cuz I'm not one.

El Scorcho · 02-09-07, 12:13 AM

Just like herpes, you keep coming back and pissing me off

Jules Winfield · 02-09-07, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Scorcho

Just like herpes, you keep coming back and pissing me off

Just like my asshole, you're still here spewing shit out your hole.

Jules Winfield · 02-09-07, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Scorcho

Just like herpes, you keep coming back and pissing me off

Is that why you're called El Scorcho? Cuz of the burning herpes?

P.S.-My first posting of this post

left off the second question mark.

BadlyDrawnBoy · 02-09-07, 12:24 AM

hello

Jules Winfield · 02-09-07, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadlyDrawnBoy

hello

Clay Lionel Richie looks like he has a pick in his fro that says TV on the handle.

mllefoo · 02-09-07, 12:29 AM

You owe me money, bitch.

Jules Winfield · 02-09-07, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mllefoo

You owe me money, bitch.

Not even a hug. You're dead to me. *Jules walks away quietly hoping that mllefoo doesn't notice the money thing.*

Thor Simpson · 02-09-07, 01:00 AM

[pegs Jules in the left boob with a cracker]

Stay a while! Or go. Whatever.

You have no idea how much you have hurt us with your absence...

Joe Molotov · 02-09-07, 01:24 AM

mersaulte · 02-09-07, 01:30 AM

Baby!!

I asked just not too long ago at a nearby internet stop where in the hell you were. I have missed you so much! I miss our phone conversations, I get teary-eyed just remembering the good old days. How dare you not come back sooner and let us know how you are. And we don't buy that "wealthy" crap, either. You're engaged?! After all our moments together, how could you?

Please don't go away again or at least stay in touch.

mersaulte@yahoo.com, and I do expect an email, buddy, pronto. Again, I've missed you so much and I'm glad you're here. I'm probably the only one, but still, that counts for something.

amy, president of The Jules Winfield Fan Club
(I'm also a client, if you know what I mean. Oh wait, I just imagined that.)

Bandoman · 02-09-07, 06:20 AM

Jules!!! What the hell have you done with p1forest?

jfoobar · 02-09-07, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mersaulte

I miss our phone conversations, I get teary-eyed just remembering the good old days.

I miss our phone conversations too, a lot! Even though I initially balked at your $4.99/minute rates, you always got me off for under $15. That, my friends, is talent.

God Bless You.

matta · 02-09-07, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

I'm engaged, so I got that going for me.

I think they refer to it as "kidnapping" when it's not voluntary... and younger than 14.

Iron Chef · 02-09-07, 08:12 AM

nice to see you, you fucking fuck

<3

Bushdog · 02-09-07, 08:27 AM

Nice to see you, you little shit. I look forward to you posting for 3 days, getting bored and disappearing for another 18 months!

02-08-07, 11:28 PM	#1
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,702	Hello. Hi. I'm not sure if anyone here has heard of me. I used to be a pretty big deal around here. In fact, given the chance, I could probably kick all your asses. Anyways, I just wanted to give a shout out to myself. Keep the Jules name going and all that. So, how's it going? You look a little fatter there, Jack. Hey, Bandoman! You're balding. Wow. Do any of these names mean anything to anyone? This is like running into an ex and trying...to...awkwardly...(Jules runs away.) __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

02-08-07, 11:32 PM	#2
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,702	So, I know you're all dying to know where I've been. Well, I'm very wealthy now. That's probably why I don't come here much so that I don't get the stink of peasants on me. I'm engaged, so I got that going for me. Um, let's see. I just went poo. That felt pretty good. And I think I'm about to have something to eat about now. So, now, you're all updated. So, how have you been? __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

02-08-07, 11:33 PM	#3
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,702	Ya know, I don't really care much about how you're doing. I'm just gonna go now. __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

02-08-07, 11:37 PM	#4
Charlie Goose DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Sesame Street (the apt. next to Bob's) Posts: 19,348	So....you look healthy. __________________ Ohwa Tagu Siam

02-08-07, 11:49 PM	#6
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,702	There's a lot of cool smileys here now. I like this one.----> It lets people know that I'm wacky and a free spirit. I can tell someone that I'm going to kill their mother but if I add this ( )after my statement, I get away with threatening people. __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

02-08-07, 11:52 PM	#7
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,702	Gather around everyone for a group hug! I love all you guys. __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

02-08-07, 11:55 PM	#8
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,702	I'm depressed by Anna Nicole's death. That's why I'm rambling. I'm sorry, guys. __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

02-09-07, 12:02 AM	#9
RandyC Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: shine on you crazy diamond Posts: 26,001	Wow. Old home week. Pours a 40 __________________ Other is a Harsh Mistress.. "In my opinion, there's nothing in this world... Beats a 52 Vincent and a red headed girl." -R. Thompson

02-09-07, 12:13 AM	#11
El Scorcho DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 39,617	Just like herpes, you keep coming back and pissing me off

02-09-07, 12:24 AM	#14
BadlyDrawnBoy DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Egoiste Posts: 17,117	hello __________________ She likes the black one He likes the the posh one Cute ones are usually gay

02-09-07, 12:29 AM	#16
mllefoo DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Ferment Posts: 19,548	You owe me money, bitch. __________________ You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

02-09-07, 01:00 AM	#18
Thor Simpson DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 35,015	[pegs Jules in the left boob with a cracker] Stay a while! Or go. Whatever. You have no idea how much you have hurt us with your absence... __________________ I'm not a fan of people quoting others and saying "This," but... This. - VinVega

02-09-07, 01:24 AM	#19
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02-09-07, 01:30 AM	#20
mersaulte DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: texas Posts: 1,950	Baby!! I asked just not too long ago at a nearby internet stop where in the hell you were. I have missed you so much! I miss our phone conversations, I get teary-eyed just remembering the good old days. How dare you not come back sooner and let us know how you are. And we don't buy that "wealthy" crap, either. You're engaged?! After all our moments together, how could you? Please don't go away again or at least stay in touch. mersaulte@yahoo.com, and I do expect an email, buddy, pronto. Again, I've missed you so much and I'm glad you're here. I'm probably the only one, but still, that counts for something. amy, president of The Jules Winfield Fan Club (I'm also a client, if you know what I mean. Oh wait, I just imagined that.) __________________ "Did you just bitch-slap my beer?"

02-09-07, 06:20 AM	#21
Bandoman DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: a small cottage on a cul de sac in the lower pits of hell. Posts: 27,796	Jules!!! What the hell have you done with p1forest? __________________ "...Bando...you are perfect and awesome." - 4KRG

02-09-07, 08:12 AM	#24
Iron Chef DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: is everything Posts: 17,985	nice to see you, you fucking fuck <3 Last edited by Iron Chef; 02-09-07 at 08:14 AM.

02-09-07, 08:27 AM	#25
Bushdog DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Shackled Posts: 35,368	Nice to see you, you little shit. I look forward to you posting for 3 days, getting bored and disappearing for another 18 months! __________________ This Space Reserved for When My Ennui Lifts NearysEpiphany was right.