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Old 01-10-07, 11:25 AM   #1
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Sex in store for Groucho

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Sex next for rescued 'Groucho Marx' penguin

SYDNEY, Australia - And he thinks he's tired now.

An employee of the Sydney's Taronga Zoo interacts with "Munroe," a male Fiordland Crested Penguin that will be introduced to two lonely females.

A rare "Groucho Marx" penguin found exhausted on an Australian beach after a 1,200 mile swim has been saved by Sydney zookeepers but will soon have to earn his keep by snuggling up to two lonely females of his vulnerable species.

The Fiordland Crested Penguin, also known as Groucho Marx penguins because of their distinctive bushy eyebrows, is one of the world's most endangered penguin species and is usually found in the frigid sub-Antarctic waters off southern New Zealand.

The male penguin was found at Norah Head, a sleepy beachside hamlet about 50 miles north of Sydney, last November, exhausted and suffering respiratory problems after his trans-Tasman trek.

The penguin nick-named "Munroe" was taken to Sydney's Taronga Zoo, where he is now the only male of his species in captivity in the world.

Restored to ruddy good health after medical checks and a steady diet of pilchards, Munroe will soon be introduced to the zoo's other fiordland penguins "Chalky" and Milford", the only two females in captivity, and get down to the job at hand.

"The girls have been on their own for quite some time now," Taronga Zoo spokeswoman Danielle McGill said.

According to McGill, Munroe already has happy feet at the prospect of meeting his new companions.

"He hasn't seen them yet but he's heard them. He's quite excited, he keeps trying to escape to get to them," she said.

Love in their language
The distinctive call of fiordland penguins has been described as a cross between a grunting pig and a goose with a cold.

The zoo's penguin keeper Mel Grainger said Chalky and Milford had appeared keen to breed, laying eggs each year and taking turns sitting on them in an attempt to incubate the infertile eggs.

Shy and timid fiordland penguins nest in coastal forests along the fiords of southern New Zealand and are threatened by habitat destruction, fisheries and introduced predators.

There are estimated to be only 1,000 breeding pairs left in the wild.
Woohoo for our Groucho!!
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Old 01-10-07, 11:37 AM   #2
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Which store?


...oh, I should read the article.
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Old 01-10-07, 11:38 AM   #3
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Sweet! WTG, Groucho! Breed man! BREED!!
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Old 01-10-07, 11:44 AM   #4
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Settle down, folks. If we started a thread every time I was about to have sex...

...we'd have this one thread.
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Old 01-10-07, 12:11 PM   #5
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Settle down, folks. If we started a thread every time I was about to have sex...

...we'd have this one thread.


If we started a thread every time I was about to have sex, you guys wouldn't see me for years at a time. Which might make some of you happy.
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Old 01-10-07, 02:12 PM   #6
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If we started a thread every time I was about to have sex, you guys wouldn't see me for years at a time. Which might make some of you happy.
I smell a google cog just waiting to be developed.
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Old 01-10-07, 02:17 PM   #7
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The distinctive call has been described as a cross between a grunting pig and a goose with a cold.
That's how I always imagined the Groucho call.....
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Old 01-10-07, 03:23 PM   #8
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That's how I always imagined the Groucho call.....
So you think about the noises Groucho makes while having sex? ? Ok....
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Old 01-10-07, 03:47 PM   #9
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So you think about the noises Groucho makes while having sex? ? Ok....

Oh and you don't....?


Come on now.....really.....
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Old 01-10-07, 03:49 PM   #10
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Oh and you don't....?


Come on now.....really.....
Well, not Groucho but other Otters, sure...I mean, who doesn't?
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Old 01-10-07, 04:37 PM   #11
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I smell a google cog just waiting to be developed.
OK, I give up. What is a "google cog"?
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Old 01-10-07, 04:48 PM   #12
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"Google Cog" is an onomatopoeia that accurately describes the sounds I make when having sex.
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Old 01-10-07, 04:51 PM   #13
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A thread with both a discussion of Groucho's sex life AND the word "onomatopoeia"? It's like I died and went to heaven. Except that it makes want to puke a lot.
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Old 01-10-07, 05:21 PM   #14
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can i video tape that?

Is that something that you'd be interesting in?

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Old 01-10-07, 07:21 PM   #15
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I came in here thinking that Groucho got caught having sex at Walmart.
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Old 01-10-07, 08:08 PM   #16
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sweet! a threesome!
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Old 01-10-07, 08:30 PM   #17
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Does this mean we have 4 more weeks of winter?
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Old 01-11-07, 10:07 AM   #18
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Does this mean we have 4 more weeks of winter?
No. It means that February will have 29 days.
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Old 01-11-07, 10:31 AM   #19
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Now Mr. Groucho, just because there is grass on the field, doesn't mean you can play ball, okay? Make sure they're 18+, uhh?
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