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03-27-06, 05:37 PM
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The Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes baby Countdown
It's getting close folks, will it be an alien, will Katie Dissapear.
This sign is going up outside the Tom Cruise Mansion  "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable." What the heck is that? and in this picture she looks like a man baby...  albeit a pregnant man.
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03-27-06, 05:41 PM
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What the...No way in hell is that Katie Holmes in the bottom picture.
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03-27-06, 05:46 PM
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Wait a second...add a mustache and hoodie and you get this...!!!!
 Scientology conspiracy uncovered! |
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03-27-06, 07:00 PM
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03-27-06, 07:13 PM
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03-27-06, 07:15 PM
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I don't think that's her either. No way.
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03-27-06, 08:47 PM
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She's gotta perky belly button. I think she's an outty.
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03-27-06, 10:06 PM
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The World anxiously awaits the second coming of the L. Ron Hubbard savior child
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03-27-06, 10:54 PM
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03-27-06, 10:59 PM
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http://freekatie.com/
Here's a website devoting to rescuing Katie Holmes from the clutches of the mad scientologist Tom Cruise. If that's what scientology does to you, then this site may be on to something.
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03-27-06, 11:06 PM
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Is Tom Cruise really that short? Katie Holmes never seemed to be a tall person to me.
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03-27-06, 11:14 PM
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03-28-06, 12:08 AM
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It seriously looks like a man, if He has a body double for her then he is clearly insane. Why does he need to be with her at all times?
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03-28-06, 12:09 AM
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I hope its healthy with 10 fingers and 10 toes....
Well I can hope can't I!?!?!???? 
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03-28-06, 12:26 AM
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 I wonder if Tom hired any body thetans to curse people who disturb them.... |
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03-28-06, 10:32 AM
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 When you're that far pregnant, you're an outty even if you're normally an inny.Oh, and Mama Katie better pray she doesn't get any of that post-partum depression stuff. Tom's way to heal probably involves three straight days of chanting but NOOOOOOOOOO drugs. 
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03-28-06, 10:54 AM
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Katie has turned into quite a handsome woman
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03-28-06, 11:52 AM
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he needs this baby to be the one to defeat Xenu
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04-05-06, 03:44 PM
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Where is the baby..
Katie Holmes is Totally Pregnant For Sure!  Pregnant with a fucking 50% goose down pillow! Here's Katie showing off some trashy wedding ring while pretending to be pregnant. She's due any second, but it looks like the Russian baby they ordered isn't ready yet... http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/...gnant-for.html
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04-05-06, 04:20 PM
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Looks like it was a short labor. Scientologists are already worshipping the little guy and heralding him as the world's true savior.
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04-06-06, 11:22 PM
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I hear that he had a special pacifier designed for her to shove in her mouth so she doesn't make any noise during the childbirth. Thats wrong.
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04-07-06, 09:37 AM
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I can't wait for Katie to go through post partum depression. I really can't.
She will find a way to use the drugs to help, and then he'll divorce her. Or he'll publicly humiliate her, thus spiralling her down even farther. The possibilities are endless. And if I was Katie, I'd tell Tom "FUCK no. I'm the one shitting a damned watermelon out my cooch. If I want to scream and curse, I'm going to scream and curse, and I will KILL any chance of this happening again if you come near me with that pacifier." But Katie's a dumb little girl who will do anything that crazyman asks.
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04-07-06, 01:35 PM
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Tom Cruise is fucked up, I guess fame does that do you. I give this marriage 2 years tops, after that he'll be trying to get into another young girls pants.
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04-07-06, 08:16 PM
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Fame doesn't do that to everyone. It happens to a few people, and then they become all vocal about something, or they molest kids, and suddenly they're all over the media.
I give the marriage just under ten years if she doesn't kill him first. The first two marriages were just under ten years.
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