Stump Tom Cruise

leepyswetr · 03-24-06, 03:00 PM

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/missionimpossible3.html

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Email your questions and Tom will try to answer the toughest here on Yahoo!

1. What does the Super Adventure Club actually believe?

Duh Vuh Duh · 03-24-06, 03:04 PM

2. After the break up, are you going to have to pay child support to the test tube as well?

Vibiana · 03-24-06, 03:28 PM

When was the last time you had post-partum depression, Mr. Cruise?

Numanoid · 03-24-06, 04:10 PM

How come you appear to be 6' tall in your films, but only 5'2" in real life?

kvrdave · 03-24-06, 04:12 PM

Can you look away from this shiny object? Mr. Cruise?

Save Ferris · 03-24-06, 04:13 PM

How come in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2, when your pretty costar caught the deadly virus, she stayed pretty right up till the end when other people who caught the virus got really gross looking before they died?

Joe Molotov · 03-24-06, 04:15 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how close are you to coming out of the closet?

Groucho · 03-24-06, 04:18 PM

Why can't I extend an interface with a class?

grunter · 03-24-06, 04:19 PM

Pushups as character development. Discuss.

Joe Molotov · 03-24-06, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by grunter

Pushups as character development. Discuss.

That's not a question. Try to take this a little more seriously.

grunter · 03-24-06, 04:46 PM

What if I added a question mark?

Pushups as character development? Discuss.

Does that make it all better?

Joe Molotov · 03-24-06, 05:02 PM

We'll see. It's up to Tom Cruise.

warcp · 03-24-06, 05:22 PM

If Spaceship A was travelling into a Teegeeackian volcano at 12,000 lightyears, and Spaceship B was travelling at 15,000, but was loaded down with 3,000 more kidnapped frozen souls, which would arrive first to be blown up and forced to watch 3D super colossal motion picture brainwashing movies?

The Bus · 03-24-06, 07:53 PM

Why didn't you reply to my fan letter in 4th grade?

Sdallnct · 03-24-06, 08:03 PM

So when exactly will your new girl friend be old enough to drive?

DVD Polizei · 03-24-06, 11:29 PM

You're weird.

Oh wait. That's not a question.

The Infidel · 03-24-06, 11:39 PM

What's the Church's view on the nutritional value of man-chowder? I only ask because I'm assuming you looked into it.

mllefoo · 03-25-06, 09:38 AM

When will you finally be clear of Body Thetans? How much will it cost you? How is the money spent on this "treatment" different and/or better than, say, wearing a straitjacket and living in a rubber-walled room while you draw on the floor with a green crayon between your toes until you're cured?

Would you undergo the Ludo-Vigo treatment if the Church of Scientology told you it was the final step towards achieving the highest level?

Can we watch?

Mittman · 03-25-06, 10:32 AM

Do you believe you are this generation's Rock Hudson?

TheNightFlier · 03-25-06, 10:51 AM

Who's the real father?

Canadian Bacon · 03-25-06, 11:03 AM

So is this Guido guy... he's your "manager"?

Or a pimp?
Why did Goose have to die in Top Gun why couldn't Maverick?

ShallowHal · 03-25-06, 02:53 PM

Why are you such a pussy about South park?

DGibFen · 03-25-06, 04:18 PM

Why did R. Kelly looked hurt when you and John Travolta came out of the closet?

DGibFen · 03-25-06, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by warcp

If Spaceship A was travelling into a Teegeeackian volcano at 12,000 lightyears, and Spaceship B was travelling at 15,000, but was loaded down with 3,000 more kidnapped frozen souls, which would arrive first to be blown up and forced to watch 3D super colossal motion picture brainwashing movies?

Please tell me you sent that question. That's too funny.

lordwow · 03-25-06, 05:26 PM

Who is it that invented your religion again?

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