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jonw9 · 03-17-06, 10:37 AM

I got to a local place and get olive sauce for my fries. The mayo plus the little "zing" of olives is awesome.

But on topic (kinda) I typically use Miracle whip for most any mayonaise type applications.

kitkat · 03-17-06, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AGuyNamedMike

Yeah, I picked up the habit while living overseas. It's a good thing too, since I don't like ketchup much, and my fries were always naked (well, except for salt & pepper) up til then. Now, a grilled bratwurst with ketchup and curry powder is quite nice, I have to admit.

curry ketchup

heimerSWT · 03-17-06, 12:34 PM

Fat free mayo on tuna with jalapeno sweet relish, and a small amount of yellow mustard. Sometimes with boiled eggs.

That is the only time I use mayo, and I demand that it is fat free.

Dan1boy · 03-17-06, 03:51 PM

I think I just threw up a little

Fok · 03-17-06, 04:01 PM

Reminds me of Undercover Brother

Goldberg74 · 03-17-06, 04:46 PM

I'm a Mayo man myself.

... and for my fries, an equal amount of mayo and ketchup whipped together is my choice of dipping sauce.

TomOpus · 03-17-06, 06:38 PM

Mayo is too bland.

If I'm gonna eat emulsified oil I want the zip of Miracle Whip.

spainlinx0 · 03-17-06, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by das Monkey

It just occurred to me with this thread that never in my life have I tasted Miracle Whip.

As for fries, I eat them with yellow mustard. Ketchup is too sugary for me, and I'd rather have the kick from mustard.

das

I realized the same thing.

Joe Molotov · 03-17-06, 11:27 PM

I just can't do Mayo at all, at least on a sandwich. Give me ketchup or mustard or even bbq sauce, but no mayo, please.

Mrs. Danger · 03-18-06, 09:31 AM

I'm going to go have a big slice of my full fat, full carb, full sugar, three egg birthday cake with butter cream frosting for breakfast now.

Quake1028 · 03-18-06, 04:54 PM

Mayo or death. For my fries, I like either yellow mustard or mayo alone, or mustard+mayo+ketchup. And I've never been anywhere near Europe

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Green Smurf · 03-19-06, 11:43 AM

My friend puts Mayo on everything even fries and potato chips. The only reason I use miracle whip is to make deviled eggs.

NCMojo · 03-19-06, 12:02 PM

I love the sponsored link that comes up in this thread:

Oglethorpe · 03-19-06, 01:09 PM

Speaking of condiments for fries, I submit the following hierarchy:

1) Malt vinegar + yellow mustard
2) Ranch dressing
3) BBQ sauce
4) Mayo
5) Ketchup

silentbob007 · 03-19-06, 01:14 PM

I bought a jar of fat-free Miracle Whipe once. I didn't necessarily mind the taste, but it has a horible, clumpy consistancy. I'll stick with the light.

mndtrp · 03-20-06, 02:38 AM

Miracle Whip, all the way. Mayo just doesn't do it for me, and I find it disgusting.

03-17-06, 10:37 AM	#26
jonw9 DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: On the banks of the Red Cedar Posts: 9,861	I got to a local place and get olive sauce for my fries. The mayo plus the little "zing" of olives is awesome. But on topic (kinda) I typically use Miracle whip for most any mayonaise type applications. __________________ "Damn straight! Today the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device, tomorrow it's the mad grad student! Where will it end?!" - Professor Hubert Farnsworth

03-17-06, 12:34 PM	#28
heimerSWT Moderator Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Texas Posts: 6,642	Fat free mayo on tuna with jalapeno sweet relish, and a small amount of yellow mustard. Sometimes with boiled eggs. That is the only time I use mayo, and I demand that it is fat free. __________________ Veni, vidi, velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around. twitter \| last.fm

03-17-06, 04:46 PM	#31
Goldberg74 DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 14,414	I'm a Mayo man myself. ... and for my fries, an equal amount of mayo and ketchup whipped together is my choice of dipping sauce. __________________ “I was unfortunately misinformed by my own stupidity." Bill Goldberg, Celebrity Apprentice "My apologies to this thread for assuming you all had eyes, ears, and a decent memory." - NiCK Crush

03-17-06, 06:38 PM	#32
TomOpus DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 23,291	Mayo is too bland. If I'm gonna eat emulsified oil I want the zip of Miracle Whip. __________________ "Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts!" My So-Called DVD Life (Profiler),A Fistful of Discs (DVDAf)

03-17-06, 11:27 PM	#34
Joe Molotov DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA. Blu-Ray Total: 390 Posts: 8,491	I just can't do Mayo at all, at least on a sandwich. Give me ketchup or mustard or even bbq sauce, but no mayo, please. __________________ Winner of the DVDTalk 2010 College Basketball Bracket Pool

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Quake1028 DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hurricanes Season Ticket Holder Posts: 25,948	Mayo or death. For my fries, I like either yellow mustard or mayo alone, or mustard+mayo+ketchup. And I've never been anywhere near Europe . __________________ RIP Mary 1968-2005 Last.FM "Just take her to some nature shit and propose. She'll be so happy she'll mouth-bang you out in the woods." - Moopher

03-19-06, 11:43 AM	#37
Green Smurf DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Summerfest Posts: 1,227	My friend puts Mayo on everything even fries and potato chips. The only reason I use miracle whip is to make deviled eggs. __________________ I'm baaaaack. Selling my belongings so I can move on ebay Rainbowbrite716 Xbox gamertag: Dr Lori Won / PS3 Jedi_Lori_aye Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.-George Carlin

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03-19-06, 01:09 PM	#39
Oglethorpe Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry Posts: 110	Speaking of condiments for fries, I submit the following hierarchy: 1) Malt vinegar + yellow mustard 2) Ranch dressing 3) BBQ sauce 4) Mayo 5) Ketchup __________________ You're not the boss of tiger-bot Hesh.

03-19-06, 01:14 PM	#40
silentbob007 DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: West Lafayette, IN Posts: 3,986	I bought a jar of fat-free Miracle Whipe once. I didn't necessarily mind the taste, but it has a horible, clumpy consistancy. I'll stick with the light. __________________ Suave ... Sophisticated ... Silent .... I am a writer. I give the truth scope. Profession: Permanent Student My sad excuse for a blog ....

03-20-06, 02:38 AM	#41
mndtrp DVD Talk Legend Join Date: May 2004 Location: a mile high, give or take a few feet Posts: 10,799	Miracle Whip, all the way. Mayo just doesn't do it for me, and I find it disgusting.