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Old 03-13-06, 06:51 PM   #1
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My birthday's in two weeks. What are you getting me?

Blah, blah, blah. My name's Jules Winfield. If you don't know who I am, ask any of the losers who've been here forever(Bandoman, Jackskeleton, um, I think that's it.). There's really no excuse if you don't know me personally for not getting me a gift. I like DVD's, hard liquor and the occasional finger up my pee hole. I take gift cards also. I know you have cash to spare and instead of giving it to yourself, you should give it to me. Why? Because it's my birthday, you selfish bastard. So, enoguh's enough, what are you gonna get me?
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Old 03-13-06, 06:52 PM   #2
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Um, not a damn thing?
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Old 03-13-06, 06:53 PM   #3
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Squat.

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Old 03-13-06, 06:53 PM   #4
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Um, not a damn thing?
Um...(Jules dropkicks Kittydreamer.) Who else wants to get me nothing?
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Old 03-13-06, 06:55 PM   #5
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Um...(Jules dropkicks Kittydreamer.) Who else wants to get me nothing?

Hey! Ouch! That hurt!
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Old 03-13-06, 06:56 PM   #6
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Old 03-13-06, 07:03 PM   #7
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I'll get you the same thing I got you last year!

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Old 03-13-06, 07:09 PM   #8
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Um, not a damn thing?


STRONG AGREEMENT
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Old 03-13-06, 07:10 PM   #9
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damn
seems like my gift for you has already been taken by everyone else
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Old 03-13-06, 07:10 PM   #10
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Old 03-13-06, 07:12 PM   #11
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Old 03-13-06, 07:18 PM   #12
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Old 03-13-06, 07:29 PM   #13
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You never get me anything, Jules. Why should I get you anything?
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Old 03-13-06, 07:35 PM   #14
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It should actually go really well with nevermind's gift.
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Old 03-13-06, 07:37 PM   #15
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Old 03-13-06, 07:39 PM   #16
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I'll get you the same thing you got me last year.
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Old 03-13-06, 08:06 PM   #17
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Old 03-13-06, 08:11 PM   #18
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http://www.bmfwallets.com/

edit: removed the wallet pic. although that word isn't censored anymore, I don't know if it should be in that big of letters either
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Old 03-13-06, 08:14 PM   #19
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Old 03-13-06, 08:49 PM   #20
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Old 03-13-06, 09:34 PM   #21
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Old 03-13-06, 09:38 PM   #22
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Do you find that the anal beads tickle?
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Old 03-13-06, 09:52 PM   #23
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Do you find that the anal beads tickle?
Seems like that's what your wife told me once but I could be wrong.
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Old 03-13-06, 09:55 PM   #24
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Is that your way of saying: "That's what she said!"
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Old 03-13-06, 10:10 PM   #25
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