My birthday's in two weeks. What are you getting me?

Jules Winfield · 03-13-06, 06:51 PM

Blah, blah, blah. My name's Jules Winfield. If you don't know who I am, ask any of the losers who've been here forever(Bandoman, Jackskeleton, um, I think that's it.). There's really no excuse if you don't know me personally for not getting me a gift. I like DVD's, hard liquor and the occasional finger up my pee hole. I take gift cards also. I know you have cash to spare and instead of giving it to yourself, you should give it to me. Why? Because it's my birthday, you selfish bastard. So, enoguh's enough, what are you gonna get me?

Kittydreamer · 03-13-06, 06:52 PM

Um, not a damn thing?

Thor Simpson · 03-13-06, 06:53 PM

Squat.

No, really. Squat and find out.

Jules Winfield · 03-13-06, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer

Um, not a damn thing?

Um...(Jules dropkicks Kittydreamer.) Who else wants to get me nothing?

Kittydreamer · 03-13-06, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

Um...(Jules dropkicks Kittydreamer.) Who else wants to get me nothing?

Hey! Ouch! That hurt!

Canadian Bacon · 03-13-06, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

Who else wants to get me nothing?

crazyronin · 03-13-06, 07:03 PM

I'll get you the same thing I got you last year!

Spoiler:

Buford T Pusser · 03-13-06, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer

Um, not a damn thing?

STRONG AGREEMENT

twikoff · 03-13-06, 07:10 PM

damn
seems like my gift for you has already been taken by everyone else

X · 03-13-06, 07:10 PM

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=458845

pedagogue · 03-13-06, 07:12 PM

A

-p

nevermind · 03-13-06, 07:18 PM

Bandoman · 03-13-06, 07:29 PM

You never get me anything, Jules. Why should I get you anything?

jfoobar · 03-13-06, 07:35 PM

It should actually go really well with nevermind's gift.

brizz · 03-13-06, 07:37 PM

Bushdog · 03-13-06, 07:39 PM

I'll get you the same thing you got me last year.

joltaddict · 03-13-06, 08:06 PM

Love, love and puppy chow.

mikehunt · 03-13-06, 08:11 PM

http://www.bmfwallets.com/

edit: removed the wallet pic. although that word isn't censored anymore, I don't know if it should be in that big of letters either

Kittydreamer · 03-13-06, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by brizz

McHawkson · 03-13-06, 08:49 PM

RaMMaR · 03-13-06, 09:34 PM

Buford T Pusser · 03-13-06, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer

Do you find that the anal beads tickle?

Kittydreamer · 03-13-06, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser

Do you find that the anal beads tickle?

Seems like that's what your wife told me once but I could be wrong.

Buford T Pusser · 03-13-06, 09:55 PM

Is that your way of saying: "That's what she said!"

Kittydreamer · 03-13-06, 10:10 PM

Pretty much.

03-13-06, 06:51 PM	#1
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,713	My birthday's in two weeks. What are you getting me? Blah, blah, blah. My name's Jules Winfield. If you don't know who I am, ask any of the losers who've been here forever(Bandoman, Jackskeleton, um, I think that's it.). There's really no excuse if you don't know me personally for not getting me a gift. I like DVD's, hard liquor and the occasional finger up my pee hole. I take gift cards also. I know you have cash to spare and instead of giving it to yourself, you should give it to me. Why? Because it's my birthday, you selfish bastard. So, enoguh's enough, what are you gonna get me? __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

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