Wanna see some cool pics of an alligator eating a turtle? Caption this too!

Buford T Pusser · 02-26-06, 12:46 AM

If you wanna give it a funny caption go for it. Otherwise enjoy the beauty of nature at work.

TomOpus · 02-26-06, 01:19 AM

I know my veternarian says I shouldn't but it's hard to resist these little guys at 49 cents a pound.

Judge Smails · 02-26-06, 01:27 AM

Turtle, the other white meat.

Gallant Pig · 02-26-06, 01:34 AM

Why is that alligator near the ocean?

What's the context of the photo?

Oh well, it's better than 15 year-old gymnast crotch shots from a high school meet.

OldDude · 02-26-06, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser

Hard crunchy shell, soft and chewy on the inside.

asabase · 02-26-06, 08:09 AM

That shell is going to feel a whole lot better going in than coming out.

Michael Ballack · 02-26-06, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Gallant Pig

Why is that alligator near the ocean?

What's the context of the photo?

Oh well, it's better than 15 year-old gymnast crotch shots from a high school meet.

I'm not an expert on animals, but I thought there were some aligators that were salt walter aligators that could reach the ocean via a stream.

Buford T Pusser · 02-26-06, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Gallant Pig

Why is that alligator near the ocean?

I'll find out for you because I care.

What's the context of the photo?

ditto

Oh well, it's better than 15 year-old gymnast crotch shots from a high school meet.

For shame. Do you have a link? I do slightly remember that. Wasn't that two or three years ago? Must have been a winner if you still remember it.

and a

to OldDude's caption.

cultshock · 02-26-06, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael Ballack

I'm not an expert on animals, but I thought there were some aligators that were salt walter aligators that could reach the ocean via a stream.

I guess it's possible, although I think it's more common for some crocodiles to be near salt water at times. From that angle, I'm not enough of an expert to tell what that is for sure: alligator, crocodile, caiman? Alligators have a broad snout, that one looks more thin like a croc.

dvd-4-life · 02-26-06, 02:11 PM

[quote=Buford T Pusser]If you wanna give it a funny caption go for it. Otherwise enjoy the beauty of nature at work.

Where's Dum Dum when you need him.

bigsoos · 02-26-06, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cultshock

I guess it's possible, although I think it's more common for some crocodiles to be near salt water at times. From that angle, I'm not enough of an expert to tell what that is for sure: alligator, crocodile, caiman? Alligators have a broad snout, that one looks more thin like a croc.

I believe it is a saltwater croc too.

Canadian Bacon · 02-26-06, 02:21 PM

The Gators take a bite out of the struggling Maryland Turps

**moving to sports**

indianajdp · 02-26-06, 03:21 PM

Definitely looks like a big ole "Salty" to me.

Numanoid · 02-26-06, 03:43 PM

Misleading thread title. For all we know, that croc is scaring away a hermit crab from his turtle buddy. I want to see some actual eating in my eating threads.

resinrats · 02-26-06, 04:04 PM

Leonardo, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BernieStolar · 02-26-06, 04:09 PM

That shell is going to hurt on the way out

immortal_zeus · 02-26-06, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by resinrats

Leonardo, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not really funny (well kinda), but caught me by surprise.

Mr. Salty · 02-26-06, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by indianajdp

Definitely looks like a big ole "Salty" to me.

Hey! My skin is much more supple than that!

Sekots · 02-26-06, 10:13 PM

I'm no animal expert, but is it possible for that shell to be eaten?

DVD Polizei · 02-26-06, 10:21 PM

I eat turtle shells all the time.

Of course my ass looks like the end of an exploded artillery shell.

Andalusia · 02-26-06, 10:32 PM

Slow and steady... what a croc(k)!

Brent L · 02-26-06, 11:19 PM

All the more reason to not go into the ocean.

mllefoo · 02-27-06, 08:44 AM

It's a croc, not an alligator. Not to be nitpicky or anything.

Yes, I'm also bothered when I see Retic and burmese pythons in movies about the Amazon, and the iguana on Dagobah.

Cusm · 02-27-06, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mllefoo

It's a croc, not an alligator. Not to be nitpicky or anything.

Yes, I'm also bothered when I see Retic and burmese pythons in movies about the Amazon, and the iguana on Dagobah.

I get bothered when I see South American parrots in historical movies in Europe 1700 years before SA was discovered. Or when they screw up parrots native lands all the time.

Buford T Pusser · 02-27-06, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mllefoo

It's a croc, not an alligator. Not to be nitpicky or anything.

I plead guilty. I knew gators would get more view than crocs.

02-26-06, 12:46 AM	#1
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mllefoo DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Ferment Posts: 19,548	It's a croc, not an alligator. Not to be nitpicky or anything. Yes, I'm also bothered when I see Retic and burmese pythons in movies about the Amazon, and the iguana on Dagobah. __________________ You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you.