Peeing in the shower. - Page 2

Dan1boy · 11-16-05, 01:12 PM

Funniest thread all week !!!

Heartagram · 11-16-05, 01:14 PM

I occasionally will do it if the bladder needs to be emptied, whilst showering.
I think females tend to do this more because when else do they get to pee standing up?

Geofferson · 11-16-05, 01:28 PM

I've done this maybe once or twice. Not surprised to see that I'm in the minority here.

Lunatikk · 11-16-05, 01:38 PM

Back when I was in high school and playing football, I would pee in the shampoo bottles that people always left in the shower. It was kind of fun/funny to see people dumping your urine in their hair.

Thor Simpson · 11-16-05, 02:07 PM

We've discussed this before. Any man not peeing in the shower is missing out.

P.S. If my wife is reading this, it's a joke... really.

eXcentris · 11-16-05, 02:14 PM

I only pee in other people's showers.

dtcarson · 11-16-05, 02:57 PM

I do recall this topic before...but I'll chime in anyway.
You're in the shower, there's a drain, it's getting rinsed down. I don't save it up and go there, but if I'm already there and Ma Nature calls, why not.
Tub - no, that's disgusting.
Sink - once, when our water was shut off.

Kudama · 11-16-05, 03:01 PM

I'm usually in a hurry when I'm getting ready and it saves a step. Plus, on a cold morning, your body might try to retain some to keep warm. Standing under hot flowing water, all warm and toasty, you know every drop is going to come out. I could see someone saying it was nasty if the poll was "Do you pee in the bathtub or down your leg at work", but really. You are in flowing water with soap constantly rinsing down after it and I've already peed by the time I'm soaping up down there.

It's probably more clean than peeing in the toilet (sitting or standing) due to the splashback and the fact the you are just shaking/wiping and not washing.

solipsta · 11-16-05, 03:01 PM

"I take baths"

Giantrobo · 11-16-05, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lopper

I have never peed in the shower and I don't plan to start, however my girlfriend loves doing it. And sometmes when we're showering together, she distracts me with her womanly ways and then she pees on me in the shower. She thinks it's hilarious, I do not. (Although it is kinda cute when she looks up at me and sheepishly says, "I peed on you".)

She actually told my family about her little hobby over dinner last Saturday.

You lucky SOB. Does she have a sister?

Giantrobo · 11-16-05, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger

Urine is sterile (unless you have an infection) and slightly acidic. Peeing in the shower is not only not a dirty thing to do, it has some benefits.

Pee on your feet will kill fungus, and soften callouses.
Regular rinsing with pee will loosen mineral buildup on the shower floor, and in your drain.
Pee in your drain will discourage roaches from setting up housekeeping in it.

Besides, where else are us women going to practice directed peeing? My aim and distance is getting pretty good.

Mrs. Danger to the rescue!!

You Rock!

brizz · 11-16-05, 03:09 PM

all the time.

andicus · 11-16-05, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtcarson

Sink - once, when our water was shut off.

???????

So that your bathroom can reek of urine, because you couldn't wash it down? I don't understand... It seems counterproductive.

La Bella Rose · 11-16-05, 03:31 PM

The thought of peeing down my legs is enough to get me to take the three steps to the toilet...

BobDole42 · 11-16-05, 03:31 PM

does a butt count as a shower?

La Bella Rose · 11-16-05, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobDole42

does a butt count as a shower?

zuffy · 11-16-05, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by filmerp

Saves water, saves time. What's the problem?

Ditto. It's not like I'm bathing and then peeing.

debbert · 11-16-05, 04:00 PM

I do it all the damn time. Why waste the water? For those of you who think it's gross, yo DO wash your ass in the shower, right?

Trace fecal matter is much more disgusting then pee in many ways.

zuffy · 11-16-05, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debbert

I do it all the damn time. Why waste the water? For those of you who think it's gross, yo DO wash your ass in the shower, right?

Trace fecal matter is much more disgusting then pee in many ways.

But those folks will wipe their butt hole Mr. Clean.

Lemdog · 11-16-05, 04:31 PM

What is with all the peeing threads all the sudden?

Turd Ferguson · 11-16-05, 04:50 PM

I always pee in the shower, but I never launch brown torpedos in the tub.

Turd Ferguson · 11-16-05, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lopper

I have never peed in the shower and I don't plan to start, however my girlfriend loves doing it. And sometmes when we're showering together, she distracts me with her womanly ways and then she pees on me in the shower. She thinks it's hilarious, I do not. (Although it is kinda cute when she looks up at me and sheepishly says, "I peed on you".)

She actually told my family about her little hobby over dinner last Saturday.

That's disgusting. It's even more disgusting that I have a boner now.

Mopower · 11-16-05, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debbert

Trace fecal matter is much more disgusting then pee in many ways.

I'm sorry but I don't really have much "fecal matter" hanging from my ass due to the use of toilet paper. Although the way this thread is going I'm surprised no one has come up with how much of a good job pee does to clean fecal matter from your ass. Discusting yes but I'm sure Mrs. Danger has tried it.

wendersfan · 11-16-05, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan1boy

Funniest thread all week !!!

And a source of so many potential sig quotes.

eXcentris · 11-16-05, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobDole42

does a butt count as a shower?

Only if the butt owner is into enemas.

View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower
I'm a woman whom never does.	5	2.89%
I'm a woman whom occationally does.	1	0.58%
I'm a woman whom does so often.	2	1.16%
I'm a man whom never does.	34	19.65%
I'm a man whom occationally does.	58	33.53%
I'm a man whom does so often.	73	42.20%
Voters: 173. You may not vote on this poll

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Lunatikk DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: My Car Posts: 6,222	Back when I was in high school and playing football, I would pee in the shampoo bottles that people always left in the shower. It was kind of fun/funny to see people dumping your urine in their hair.

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eXcentris DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 18,618	I only pee in other people's showers.

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dtcarson DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Triangle, NC, USA Posts: 7,309	I do recall this topic before...but I'll chime in anyway. You're in the shower, there's a drain, it's getting rinsed down. I don't save it up and go there, but if I'm already there and Ma Nature calls, why not. Tub - no, that's disgusting. Sink - once, when our water was shut off.

11-16-05, 03:01 PM	#33
Kudama Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: The Illustrious State of Fugue Posts: 6,257	I'm usually in a hurry when I'm getting ready and it saves a step. Plus, on a cold morning, your body might try to retain some to keep warm. Standing under hot flowing water, all warm and toasty, you know every drop is going to come out. I could see someone saying it was nasty if the poll was "Do you pee in the bathtub or down your leg at work", but really. You are in flowing water with soap constantly rinsing down after it and I've already peed by the time I'm soaping up down there. It's probably more clean than peeing in the toilet (sitting or standing) due to the splashback and the fact the you are just shaking/wiping and not washing.

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debbert DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: North Perry Village, OH Posts: 1,346	I do it all the damn time. Why waste the water? For those of you who think it's gross, yo DO wash your ass in the shower, right? Trace fecal matter is much more disgusting then pee in many ways.

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11-16-05, 04:50 PM	#46
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