Originally Posted by Baron Of Hell
What all goes into being part of a neighborhood watch? What exactly do you do?
Well, I keep an eye & an ear out for evil-doers, and then go downstairs (pop the eye back in, and slap that ear back on the side of my head with some spit) and confront them by saying something like...
Can I help you? BECAUSE WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO STRANGERS 'ROUND HERE!!!
It's worked for 20 somethin' years!
(No break-ins, theft, etc...Well, except for this one neighbor fellow who insisted on leaving his bike unlocked, and was always tellin' everyone how he trusted everybody, and I told him, "You better lock that", and he said I was too uptight & paranoid, but guess what? Within that month, it was stolen.
Can't (and don't) waste my time tryin' to protect the willingly irresponsible.