Dorritos is the Devil!

[TomOpus]

Yes, I like the new Tostitos ones but I wish the bags were larger. I'll usually buy them on sale.

[Xander]

We tried both the Jacked flavors recently and found them both to be delicious. Really liked the enchilada ones.

[Michael Corvin]

Enchilada was the last one for me to try and it doesn't live up to either the Hot Wing or Chipotle BBQ ones. I'd rather have plain nacho cheese Doritos.

[Quake1028]

I can't find the enchilada flavor anywhere .

[TomOpus]

Originally Posted by Quake1028

I can't find the enchilada flavor anywhere .

I found the small $1 bags at Walgreens.

[madcougar]

So this is like a porn thread for fatties?

Me likey!

[whotony]

Eating chips doesn't = fatties.

I still eat them and have lost over 20 pounds the last few months. 204 -- 181

[bunkaroo]

I bought myself a digital scale and will parcel out exact 1 oz. portions of chips into ziploc bags. Works great for not overeating them, because if all I did was grab the whole bag and plop in front of the couch, that's trouble.

[Michael Corvin]

Originally Posted by whotony

Eating chips doesn't = fatties.

I still eat them and have lost over 20 pounds the last few months. 204 -- 181

I've lost 10 since Christmas without much effort. 5'11" @ 190. Chips (willing to try any brand or flavor) are my vice.

[whotony]

Chips are a vice for me too. Not to derail but I do a modified Atkins. January was full Atkins and lost ten pounds since then it's modified, mostly no sugar and rare bread foods and despite some chips here and there still losing.

I'm also 5'11" 49 yrs old.

[whotony]

Had a 99¢ bag of Herr's BBQ Chicken today.

Might have posted that before. Anyway there is a distinct grilled flavor to these. Think of the skin having a slight crisp, burn to it.

Good. I reccomend if you can find them.

[Quake1028]

Originally Posted by Quake1028

I can't find the enchilada flavor anywhere .

Well, unluckily for me I found them last night. They are fantastic .

[Wazootyman]

Seriously, seek out the Ruffles Ultimate chips, they're awesome. I've only seen them in QFCs and one Albertson's

I liked them so much, I wrote this review http://www.breakmentaldown.com/2012/...p-flavors.html

The ULTIMATE in chip flavors
There's an old comedy routine that goes:
“Hey, what's your favorite flavor of kettle chip?”
“Blood!”
“Why's that?”
“Because the idiotically crispy nature of kettle chips slashes my tongue, lips, cheeks and
epiglottis. Making everything taste like blood. Solely responsible for much of the AIDS outbreak in the late 1980s.”
“Well, zing!”

Sure, it's not really much of a “joke” per se, but all good humor is based in truth, and the truth is kettle chips suck. They're too thick and stabby for their own good. Many flavors of kettle chips sound good, but they're placed on a layer of blood that nobody will ever consume.

Luckily, there's Ruffles ULTIMATEs, the new line of chips from the brand that does crunchy right. Sure, these aren't technically “kettle chips,” their edibility proves that. It's thick, crisp and crunchy, but this crunchiness comes from just thickening the cut of the chip, not introducing foreign objects like glass and anthracite into the recipe.
Ruffles ULTIMATE--Great chip flavor, no AIDS.
There are currently three varieties of Ruffles ULTIMATE, and you really can't go wrong with any of them. There's original, Sweet Smokin BBQ and Kickin' Jalapeno Ranch. I mentioned the Jalapeno Ranch one last, because it needs to stay fresh in your mind. The sheer concept of combining jalapeno and ranch together is already mindboggling awesome, and it excels in both of those flavors.

Set it on top of the improved texture of the ULTIMATE chip, and you're in for a flavor explosion. Seriously, go out, find this chip and love it. Purchase two bags though, because odds are the first one will be devoured before you can even sit back and realize how amazing the chip tastes. In the second bag, subtleties develop. Delicious delicious subtleties. At this point, you can crack into the third.

Really, Ruffles could not have come up with a better name for this than Ruffles ULTIMATE. Try them, they will not disappoint, they will not cut your inner lip and result in some sort of fungal infection that will eventually lead to an Alien-esque chest bursting scene. Ruffles ULTIMATE will not do that to you.

I'll conclude by pointing out that most potato chip reviews don't mention epidemics in the lead paragraph. Well, I think you've probably realized this isn't your “normal” potato chip review, the ULTIMATEness of the Ruffles elevate it above a standard review. Although you've probably never actually read a review of a chipped, fried potato before, so this might just be the new normal.

[slop101]

Well, for the first time since I started this thread, last night, I ate another entire fucking back of Doritos - and it was awesome!

I just had the spicy nacho flavor and I had it with some really good, fresh guacamole. No regrets!

[Wazootyman]

Oh, and as for the question of health, I'm relatively trim, 5'11, 165, actually about to go bike 10 or so miles for fun, yet I have no problem going through a bag of chips in a sitting. That Ultimate Ruffles? Already almost gone.

[emanon]

Originally Posted by Michael Corvin

Tried these yesterday and they are the bomb. Right up there with the best Doritos flavors:

Based on this post, I grabbed a bag of these yesterday. Just had a bowl of them. Then another. Then another.

[Dr Mabuse]

You guys should try the 'Garden of Eatin' line... good stuff -

[emanon]

Don 't you know that I want to?

[whotony]

He jalapeño are very good.

[Quake1028]

6/10


9/10

[Quake1028]

And today I grabbed another bag of Jacked Enchilada with some guacamole.

[Deadman31]

Originally Posted by whotony

He jalapeño are very good.

I want to try these but at $4.29 a bag Ill pass.

[Trevor]

Originally Posted by Quake1028

And today I grabbed another bag of Jacked Enchilada with some guacamole.

My wife has been on a making guacamole kick lately, and the Jacked Enchilada ones are perfect with it.

[Michael Corvin]

Originally Posted by whotony

He jalapeño are very good.

Good but overpriced. They're thicker like the Doritos Jacked.

I grabbed a different flavor of the Totitos Artisan. They really are giving Doritos a run for the money.

[RagingBull80]

I tried to the new Jalapeno Ruffles and didn't really care for them. They just tasted kind of bland to me.