Vodka tampons up the rectum?

Heat · 03-21-05, 02:18 AM

Saw a story on Telemundo, apparently the latest craze among kids in Colombia (the country) who are scared that their parents will smell alcohol on their breath is to put hard liquor soaked tampons up their rectums.

I suppose it would work, though it can't be comfortable.

Numanoid · 03-21-05, 02:29 AM

Rectum? It nearly killed 'em!

IMRICKJAMES · 03-21-05, 02:35 AM

I don't get it, how is putting a vodka tampon up your butt going to stop parents from smelling booze on your breath. Won't the parents just smell booze on the kids breath then also smell vodka coming out their kids asses and then be even more concerned?

Corleone · 03-21-05, 02:51 AM

Whooooshhh!!!

Big Quasimodo · 03-21-05, 03:47 AM

Vodka doesn't have a scent anyway. Drink a sip of juice afterwards or chew a piece of gum and you are GTG. Methinks they doth protest too much.

Josh-da-man · 03-21-05, 05:28 AM

Isn't booze up the butt dangerous?

I think I read somewhere -- the Playboy Advisor, maybe -- that someone was asking about wine enemas, and they said that they could potentially cause alcohol poisoning because the rectum and colon would absorb the alcohol directly into the bloodstream and could cause alcohol poisoning.

So don't try this at home!

DVD Polizei · 03-21-05, 06:50 AM

When I was a kid, I opted for the breath mints. I always passed on the tampons up the ass.

NORML54601 · 03-21-05, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Josh-da-man

Isn't booze up the butt dangerous?

I think I read somewhere -- the Playboy Advisor, maybe -- that someone was asking about wine enemas, and they said that they could potentially cause alcohol poisoning because the rectum and colon would absorb the alcohol directly into the bloodstream and could cause alcohol poisoning.

So don't try this at home!

Maybe you read it here.

Trigger · 03-21-05, 08:27 AM

this vodka tampon up the ass is so last week... now the kids are shoving whiskey soaked q-tips up their pee holes. Get with the times.

Giles · 03-21-05, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Trigger

this vodka tampon up the ass is so last week... now the kids are shoving whiskey soaked q-tips up their pee holes. Get with the times.

wouldn't that sting?

Turd Ferguson · 03-21-05, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Giles

wouldn't that sting?

Not as bad as hot cinnamon toothpicks would.

Giles · 03-21-05, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson

Not as bad as hot cinnamon toothpicks would.

Otto · 03-21-05, 09:58 AM

You know, there have been times when I really, really, wanted to go get drunk. But I would draw the line at alcohol up the poop chute. I honestly cannot conceive of circumstances where I would be quite that desperate to get my buzz on.

Buford T Pusser · 03-21-05, 10:26 AM

I am so disappointed and I don't know how or why.

eisenreich · 03-21-05, 11:36 AM

Stay away from tequila-tampons up the pooper unless you want to wake up to a guy name Julio..

goLUCKY · 03-21-05, 11:47 AM

How would you know when you're finished with one, and insert the next one?

garolo · 03-21-05, 11:50 AM

Think of the endorphin rush you'll get when one of those babies hits your hemmoroids.

Fok · 03-21-05, 12:08 PM

That's pretty fucked up.

twikoff · 03-21-05, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by IMRICKJAMES

I don't get it, how is putting a vodka tampon up your butt going to stop parents from smelling booze on your breath. Won't the parents just smell booze on the kids breath then also smell vodka coming out their kids asses and then be even more concerned?

the point is to get drunk from the alcohol up the bunghole... so you dont actually drink any
therefore, nothing on your breath to smell

now, if your parents decide to sniff your anus.. you might be in trouble.

cultshock · 03-21-05, 12:20 PM

Just don't ask your buddy to "stir your drink".

NORML54601 · 03-21-05, 02:02 PM

I'd like the tossed salad with a vodka tampon chaser.

waporvare · 03-21-05, 02:07 PM

<------ For the first time ever voluntarily goes to buy tampons.

Giles · 03-21-05, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

I'd like the tossed salad with a vodka tampon chaser.

you could also reword this sentence to:

'I'd like my salad tossed with a vodka tampon chaser"

Gil Jawetz · 03-21-05, 02:32 PM

Interesting. For more good ideas, search the mature forum for "decanting"

SFranke · 03-21-05, 02:43 PM

They should just distill the vodka, and inhale the vapor. Ethanol boils at a low temperature, and it would only require a fraction of the alcohol to get drunk.

03-21-05, 02:18 AM	#1
Heat DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 13,563	Vodka tampons up the rectum? Saw a story on Telemundo, apparently the latest craze among kids in Colombia (the country) who are scared that their parents will smell alcohol on their breath is to put hard liquor soaked tampons up their rectums. I suppose it would work, though it can't be comfortable.

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Josh-da-man DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Bible Belt Posts: 10,317	Isn't booze up the butt dangerous? I think I read somewhere -- the Playboy Advisor, maybe -- that someone was asking about wine enemas, and they said that they could potentially cause alcohol poisoning because the rectum and colon would absorb the alcohol directly into the bloodstream and could cause alcohol poisoning. So don't try this at home! __________________ "Hell is other people." -- Jean-Paul Sartre

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Trigger DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 23,348	this vodka tampon up the ass is so last week... now the kids are shoving whiskey soaked q-tips up their pee holes. Get with the times. __________________ Trust is giving somebody the opportunity to disappoint you Trigger I live in exile of you, your key no longer fits, because the locks on my life are new Rise Against Before you speak, ask yourself, is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve on the silence? Sai Baba

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IMRICKJAMES DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,621	I don't get it, how is putting a vodka tampon up your butt going to stop parents from smelling booze on your breath. Won't the parents just smell booze on the kids breath then also smell vodka coming out their kids asses and then be even more concerned?

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Big Quasimodo DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Cary, NC Posts: 4,182	Vodka doesn't have a scent anyway. Drink a sip of juice afterwards or chew a piece of gum and you are GTG. Methinks they doth protest too much.

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Otto Banned Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 11,544	You know, there have been times when I really, really, wanted to go get drunk. But I would draw the line at alcohol up the poop chute. I honestly cannot conceive of circumstances where I would be quite that desperate to get my buzz on.

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SFranke DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,219	They should just distill the vodka, and inhale the vapor. Ethanol boils at a low temperature, and it would only require a fraction of the alcohol to get drunk.