Vodka tampons up the rectum? - Page 2

bboisvert · 03-21-05, 03:10 PM

These kids apparently have enough 'private time' to get a bottle, soak a tampon, and ummmm... insert it.

Yet, they don't have the time to drink it normally and hide their breath? Seems like a lot of work to me. I mean, you're presumably in the bathroom with a bottle of hard liquor. How about drinking it and brushing your teeth? Duh.

DeputyDave · 03-21-05, 03:27 PM

I usually do this with an Orange Juice enema.

zuffy · 03-21-05, 03:33 PM

costanza187 · 03-21-05, 04:35 PM

Ive never been that desperate for a drink.

DRG · 03-21-05, 06:19 PM

I always found eating something thing a strong flavor like Barbeque Cornnuts or Taco Doritos was better at masking alcohol breath than mints.

Heat · 03-21-05, 09:13 PM

The story didn't mention vodka specifically, they are apparently using random hard liquor.

And no, I've never had an alcohol enema or a alcohol soaked tampon up my butt.

naughty jonny · 03-21-05, 09:34 PM

I only do it to be social.

Mutley Hyde · 03-22-05, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVD Polizei

When I was a kid, I opted for the breath mints. I always passed on the tampons up the ass.

You put breath mints up your ass? Why??

And

at this way fucked up thread.

MartinBlank · 03-22-05, 01:48 AM

The title of the thread peaked my interest....back in 94/95 SNL had a bit staring Norm MacDonald....hangover-less vodka, the only drawback being severe anal bleeding....weird....

Josh-da-man · 03-22-05, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twikoff

the point is to get drunk from the alcohol up the bunghole... so you dont actually drink any
therefore, nothing on your breath to smell

now, if your parents decide to sniff your anus.. you might be in trouble.

Yeah, but if this catches on, you know that the cops are going to come up with a fartalizer.

tofu · 03-22-05, 11:42 AM

This story makes me think of the Dr Scholl's gel footpad commercials.
"Are you gellin?"
"Dude, I'm gellin like Magellan"

But seriously, if someone wants to get drunk so badly that they'd be willing to stick a tampon up their butt, something seems wrong with their life.

stp115 · 03-22-05, 12:50 PM

Better vodka than tequilla - I mean, what would you do with the worm?

I.Flores · 03-22-05, 03:39 PM

When I was a teen, on a night out, I always carried an onion under my seat

Roto · 03-22-05, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stp115

Better vodka than tequilla - I mean, what would you do with the worm?

If they drink the water down there, they can probably supply their own worms.

I.Flores · 03-22-05, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stp115

Better vodka than tequilla - I mean, what would you do with the worm?

by the way, it's Mezcal the one with the worm, not tequila.

stp115 · 03-22-05, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I.Flores

by the way, it's Mezcal the one with the worm, not tequila.

Hmm, my friend kept calling the bartender a moron and the bartender gave him the worm...

kvrdave · 03-22-05, 07:23 PM

Why does everyone have to make others feel bad for sticking tampons up their butt?

LIVE FREE OR DIE!

Heat · 03-22-05, 11:28 PM

I was trying to find some story that covers this and ran across this:

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0239.html

Quote:

For the yeast infections, some women have had success with the following home remedies:

A garlic suppository (a peeled garlic clove wrapped in gauze that's inserted in the vagina)

A tampon dipped into a 3 percent solution of potassium sorbate (15 grams of dry potassium sorbate in one pint of water) -- a common preservative in the home brewing of beer -- that's inserted in the vagina at night and removed in the morning

And this site: http://www.ragtotes.com/ (the site sells cases for tampons, and remember, "When placing your order for a Ragtotes® Tampon Case, you can add decals to personalize them!")

dramaticsuicide · 08-14-09, 02:02 AM

This thread had the fucking funniest responses ever.

D.Pham00 · 08-14-09, 02:06 AM

great...another n00b bumping a really old thread.

dx23 · 08-14-09, 07:15 AM

Maybe he was searching on Google "vodka tampons up the ass" and DVDTalk was the first site that came up.

Nick Danger · 08-14-09, 07:20 AM

A vodka enema would be suitable for a dramatic suicide. Just saying.

Nifty03 · 08-14-09, 07:27 AM

How about the extra fun of lighting Vodka Tampon Farts on fire, I wanna see the Youtube video of that.

rw2516 · 08-14-09, 08:57 AM

What was it George Carlin said? "They should make illegal drugs as suppositories. That way you can hide them and take them at the same time."

DirkUSA · 08-14-09, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rw2516

What was it George Carlin said? "They should make illegal drugs as suppositories. That way you can hide them and take them at the same time."

I am so with George on that one!

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bboisvert DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Docking Bay 94 Posts: 14,030	These kids apparently have enough 'private time' to get a bottle, soak a tampon, and ummmm... insert it. Yet, they don't have the time to drink it normally and hide their breath? Seems like a lot of work to me. I mean, you're presumably in the bathroom with a bottle of hard liquor. How about drinking it and brushing your teeth? Duh.

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DRG DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: ND Posts: 9,627	I always found eating something thing a strong flavor like Barbeque Cornnuts or Taco Doritos was better at masking alcohol breath than mints.

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Heat DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 13,563	The story didn't mention vodka specifically, they are apparently using random hard liquor. And no, I've never had an alcohol enema or a alcohol soaked tampon up my butt.

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MartinBlank DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 5,639	The title of the thread peaked my interest....back in 94/95 SNL had a bit staring Norm MacDonald....hangover-less vodka, the only drawback being severe anal bleeding....weird....

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tofu DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 9,506	This story makes me think of the Dr Scholl's gel footpad commercials. "Are you gellin?" "Dude, I'm gellin like Magellan" But seriously, if someone wants to get drunk so badly that they'd be willing to stick a tampon up their butt, something seems wrong with their life.

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