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Old 01-06-05, 09:16 PM   #1
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From the "When you're Hot you're Hot" corner: 2 Gypsy girls threw stuff at me today!

Now I don't know what I did, or maybe it was just some sort of mating ritual, but these two young Gypsy-type girls (16 or 17) started grabbing various items off the shelves at Ralphs (grocery store out here in Los Angeles) today, and literally started throwing them at me!

I wasn't sure what it was at first, but I heard something fall behind me and when I turned around I could see there was a magazine sliding on the floor towards the heel of my boot. Then I noticed these two girls were actually following me as I turned into an isle. I kept shopping, but no matter where I went in the store, they were still behind me throwing vegetables and saying things I couldn't understand.

One grabbed a can of peas and the other grabbed a bag of raw pinto beans and threw them at me. The can hit me on my heel and the bag slid by my shopping cart.

I was thinking what the HELL I could do to get rid of these "gnats" (as it were), and so I stopped the cart and slowly turned around, bent my head down, and looking over my glasses, I squinted my eyes (just slightly), and gave them both that POWER-PACKED classic Bela Lugosi/Dracula type stare (with glasses ) and started moving my lips very slowly (saying absolutely nothing in actuality), but believe it or not, it worked, because they started whimpering some curse (or whatnot) as they both backed away!

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When I finally checked out they were gone.

THEEK! Indeed!

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Old 01-06-05, 09:17 PM   #2
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i just tried to post a reply to this thread, and it said invalid thread?

testing 1, 2, 3....
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Old 01-06-05, 09:27 PM   #3
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Nice work, King.
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Old 01-06-05, 09:27 PM   #4
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Now where was I?


Gypsy girls.
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Old 01-06-05, 09:27 PM   #5
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It was a cute story.. until you got the the can throwing. I would have gone and grabbed an extension cord and hog-tied them. Then proceed to take packs of hot dogs and see if I can break Kobayashi's record by inserting them into their various orafice.
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Old 01-06-05, 09:32 PM   #6
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Skibby: CUT THE CRAP & write somethin' nice.

Noidy: Crowns off & Thumbs Up to you, Other Forum Buddy of Buddies.

Halo: I was too frightened to actually touch them.

Now I've got this bruise on my heel (from the can I suppose...). &

I think I may have made them angry because I ignored them. (I thought they'd just give up & go away.)

WELL!!!

If I've learned anything from this experience, it's...

NEVER, EVER, IGNORE YOUNG GYPSY GIRLS!!!



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Old 01-06-05, 09:38 PM   #7
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Old 01-06-05, 09:49 PM   #8
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If they really were "gypsy" girls, they were probably attempting to distract you away from your cart so that their accomplice (gypsy girl #3) could snatch your purse.
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Old 01-06-05, 09:49 PM   #9
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Sounds like your inner freak was out and attracting lovers of tambourine music.
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Old 01-06-05, 09:53 PM   #10
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BTP: Who knew the Ol' Edit King was a Gypsy magnet? They just couldn't help themselves!

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If they really were "gypsy" girls, they were probably attempting to distract you away from your cart so that their accomplice (gypsy girl #3) could snatch your purse.
Nice try, but EVERYBODY knows I keep my cash in my bra.

THEEK FRAU!

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Old 01-06-05, 09:58 PM   #11
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Old 01-06-05, 10:08 PM   #12
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POST NUMBER 13???

Joey: Thanks for tonight's fantasies...er..um...I mean "Nightmares"... &

For it has been said...



..."Even a man who is pure of heart and shops for food to eat, may be attacked by a gypsy or two and bruise his heels or feet."


THEEK!

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Old 01-06-05, 10:13 PM   #13
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Well, they must have followed me home because I just found THIS on my doorstep:



THEEK! INDEED!

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Old 01-06-05, 10:55 PM   #14
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Gypsy girls? Bela Lugosi stares? Who woulda guessed that TEK lived in Romania.



PS Those pics of your pet cat are cute.
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Old 01-06-05, 10:59 PM   #15
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Well, they must have followed me home because I just found THIS on my doorstep:



THEEK! INDEED!


EAT IT!
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Old 01-07-05, 12:35 AM   #16
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... I could see there was a magazine sliding on the floor towards the heel of my boot.
well that might explain it right there Tex....

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Old 01-07-05, 01:55 AM   #17
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Except for the... umm... the dried up carcass-thingy...
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Old 01-07-05, 02:11 AM   #18
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were they related to the gypsy chick at the record store?
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Old 01-07-05, 02:51 AM   #19
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Did either of them whisper "thinner"?



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Old 01-07-05, 12:22 PM   #20
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Beware of the Gypsy woman:

Gypsy Woman (song by Martin Sexton)

I was a fool I was so much younger then
The night she took me by surprise
I should have known all the trouble that I'd be in
But then she hooked me with those eyes
Her drink was gin as she said tonight would never end
But her love weighed so heavy on my mind
For she was the live-in lover of a drummer I called my friend
She weren't nothing but a gypsy in disguise

Gypsy woman how'd you do that to me
Gypsy woman stole my heart and then you set me free
Gypsy woman how'd you learn to like that
Gypsy woman come on back

Spending my wages on rose and wine
We'd ride the days and we'd dance the nights
The things we could do in my old VW
The city lights never seemed so bright from the reservoir
And my friends they would warn me saying she's one fickle queen
Better get out while the getting is good my friend
And besides her old drummer man is looking
And he's so big and bad and mean
But what I didn't know then is what I know too well
She played me like a violin

Chorus

So you tell me that you're leaving me now
After all the times that we have been through
As your clown how am I gonna ever go home
Somebody tell me what am I gonna do

And so it goes I lost my pride
And I lost my job
This gypsy woman took nearly every thing I called my own
It was a big surprise
So next time she comes dancing prancing through the town
Gonna recognize the gypsy
I'm gonna recognize the gypsy
Gonna recognize the gypsy in disguise
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Old 01-07-05, 12:46 PM   #21
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THEEK,

Theeeener. Theeeeener.
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Old 01-07-05, 01:02 PM   #22
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Well, they must have followed me home because I just found THIS on my doorstep:



THEEK! INDEED!


who killed my demon monkey !!!
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Old 01-07-05, 01:03 PM   #23
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If you see something that looks like a star
And it's shooting up out of the ground
And your head is spinning from a loud guitar
And you just can't escape from the sound
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
We were children once, playing with toys

And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest
Was the low spark of high-heeled boys

If you had just a minute to breathe
And they granted you one final wish
Would you ask for something like another chance
Or something similar as this
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
As sure as your sorrows or joys

And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

High-heeled boys

If I gave you everything that I owned
And asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for me as I would for you
Or take me for a ride
And strip me of everything, including my pride
But spirit is something that no one destroys

And the sound that I'm hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
Heeled boys




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Old 01-07-05, 01:07 PM   #24
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Old 01-07-05, 02:03 PM   #25
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From Russia With Love

Whoops, I thought this was the Guess Movie From Screenshot Thread.

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