flatulence talk...

Mole177 · 12-29-04, 11:03 PM

Anyone ever had one that pops out and makes one's ownself annoyed?

I just did and it sucked. Never really happend before and know I know what my friend was talking about a long while back.

I can't put my finger on what I ate either.

tofu · 12-29-04, 11:05 PM

Maybe your insides are just rotting

At least that's what I always think when it happens to me.

twikoff · 12-29-04, 11:07 PM

if you would watch nickelodean, you could learn all kinds of interesting facts

the average person lets 14-15 rip per day
meats and eggs produce the silent but deadly super stinky ones
nuts and vegetables dont cause them to stink much, but will greatly increase the number

D.Pham00 · 12-29-04, 11:07 PM

it all came from here:

http://www.farttalk.com/

nevermind · 12-29-04, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mole177

I can't put my finger on what I ate either.

Have you tried pulling it?

gmal2003 · 12-29-04, 11:53 PM

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FinkPish · 12-30-04, 01:05 AM

spartanstew · 12-30-04, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by twikoff

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the average person lets 14-15 rip per day

As hard as it is to believe, I probably don't pass gas this many times in a whole year. When I was in college, all my buddies would talk (make fun) of the fact that they never heard me fart. I don't know why, I just don't.

Stew

conscience · 12-30-04, 03:39 AM

Loser! UghhhhUgggghhhUggghhh. You don't fart. You are gay. UgghhhgUgggghhh

spartanstew · 12-30-04, 04:41 AM

On the contrary, I would think that my ass is so tight that farts aren't allowed an exit. People that fart all the time, on the other hand, probably have really loose asses. Wonder why?

Stew

JEStinson3 · 12-30-04, 09:48 AM

Stew, you should probably just let loose every once in a while or you may spontaneously combust.

I like the kind of farts that make you laugh, like when you are brushing your teeth and you let one rip and it lasts for 12 seconds. Those are the best farts.

Giantrobo · 12-30-04, 10:41 AM

Oh man, the stuffing from Christmas dinner last weekend had me blowing wind like a jet engine. I know it was the stuffing because the next day I had leftovers without the stuffing and I didn't get gas. It was bad too. It was that bloated tummy rumbling gas that makes you feel like you're gonna float away like a balloon. The funny thing was that I had to work all weekend but luckily I work alone.

I swear, sometimes LYSOL air freshener makes the situation even worse.

Nosmo Rex · 12-30-04, 10:53 AM

I thought this thread was asking for another stinkin' subforum.

nevermind · 12-30-04, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Giantrobo

I swear, sometimes LYSOL air freshener makes the situation even worse.

"Now it smells like shit and clean linen!"

Green Jello · 12-30-04, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by twikoff

the average person lets 14-15 rip per day

14-15 per day? I've let that many rip so far this morning, and it's only 8:30.

Turd Ferguson · 12-30-04, 12:02 PM

My mom makes black bean soup that creates the nastiest farts in the world. They can knock a buzzard off a gut truck.

So_Cal_SAHM · 12-30-04, 12:48 PM

What would be the standard length of time before you can start ripping them infront of your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Green Jello · 12-30-04, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by So_Cal_SAHM

What would be the standard length of time before you can start ripping them infront of your boyfriend/girlfriend?

You have to start right away. If you hold it in, you might spontaneously combust.

Nosmo Rex · 12-30-04, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by So_Cal_SAHM

What would be the standard length of time before you can start ripping them infront of your boyfriend/girlfriend?

I find that having a dog helps in that department. I can always blame Kirby.

PrincessT · 12-30-04, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson

My mom makes black bean soup that creates the nastiest farts in the world. They can knock a buzzard off a gut truck.

OMG, I just inhaled some of my Cheetos into my sinuses! That's funny!

Oh, can I have the recipe? I'll make it right before my brother rolls into town and get some good paybacks.

nevermind · 12-30-04, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by So_Cal_SAHM

What would be the standard length of time before you can start ripping them infront of your boyfriend/girlfriend?

I'd say 3 to 5

minutes.

krkuhl · 12-30-04, 03:33 PM

my fav ones are the ones that exit without warning--you didnt even know you had one lingering on deck or in the chamber and suddenly, BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP out it comes!

i dont know if getting older has done something to me but it seems to happen a lot more now as i age. im probably going to hell because i usually blame it on my comatose patients or my little nieces and nephews

Quote:

Originally Posted by So_Cal_SAHM

What would be the standard length of time before you can start ripping them infront of your boyfriend/girlfriend?

heh, i wish there were a standard timeline guide or something. i've tried the "honey, its a sign of how much i like you" and the "it shows i am comfortable enough to be myself around you" lines with some success

honestly, i wait until the guy does it first and then there are no holds barred! i seriously had to beg current boyfriend to do it first. gave him the ultimatum--you have one month to do it first or i am going to beat you to it!

Kittydreamer · 12-30-04, 04:07 PM

I'm a very gassy person (fyi should you ever come to visit me, bring your own gas mask). I think it mostly has to do with my food alergies my lack of brains because I constantly eat things I shouldn't.

My best (or worst) bit of gas was back when I was living with my mom, sister and sister's boyfriend. My mom made a huge pot of chili and it was the best ever. We polished it off then went down to the pub to throw some darts and drink a few pints.

The next morning I had farts so bad that the dog wouldn't come near me. We were all heading out the front door that morning, I was first and let a huge one rip. Everyone ran out the back and opted for going through the yard instead of out the front.

I was not allowed to eat chili and drink beer again.

Man, good times.

littlefuzzy · 12-30-04, 09:02 PM

^^^

"Ahh! You're ruining the fantasy! You're ruining the fantasy!"

PrincessT · 12-30-04, 09:06 PM

My best one ever was right after I got married. I bent over to pick the cat up out of the kitchen floor and got the surprise of my life! It was so loud it scared the cat and she ran into the other room! Still haven't been able to top that one. I will have to find a kitchen with better acoustics when I move

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JEStinson3 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The Fair City of Detroit, ok, The Fair Suburbs of Detroit Posts: 530	Stew, you should probably just let loose every once in a while or you may spontaneously combust. I like the kind of farts that make you laugh, like when you are brushing your teeth and you let one rip and it lasts for 12 seconds. Those are the best farts.

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Giantrobo DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: TORRANCE, CA Posts: 42,143	Oh man, the stuffing from Christmas dinner last weekend had me blowing wind like a jet engine. I know it was the stuffing because the next day I had leftovers without the stuffing and I didn't get gas. It was bad too. It was that bloated tummy rumbling gas that makes you feel like you're gonna float away like a balloon. The funny thing was that I had to work all weekend but luckily I work alone. I swear, sometimes LYSOL air freshener makes the situation even worse. __________________ XBOX Gamertag: Giantrobo On my 3rd 360 as of 9/27/2007 Last edited by Giantrobo; 12-30-04 at 10:44 AM.

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Kittydreamer DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 12,780	I'm a very gassy person (fyi should you ever come to visit me, bring your own gas mask). I think it mostly has to do with my food alergies my lack of brains because I constantly eat things I shouldn't. My best (or worst) bit of gas was back when I was living with my mom, sister and sister's boyfriend. My mom made a huge pot of chili and it was the best ever. We polished it off then went down to the pub to throw some darts and drink a few pints. The next morning I had farts so bad that the dog wouldn't come near me. We were all heading out the front door that morning, I was first and let a huge one rip. Everyone ran out the back and opted for going through the yard instead of out the front. I was not allowed to eat chili and drink beer again. Man, good times.

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