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Old 08-17-04, 02:59 PM   #1
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How do you spell strange or abstract words related to sounds found in everyday life?

And spelling out letter by letter: "s-t-r-a-n-g-e o-r a-b-s-t-r-a-c-t w-o-r-d-s r-e-l-a-t-e-d t-o s-o-u-n-d-s f-o-u-n-d i-n e-v-e-r-y-d-a-y l-i-f-e" doesn't count! &

I'd like to EXPAND my "writing horizons" by learning how to spell strange or abstract sounds that are nearly impossible to spell or communicate in type.

For example, how would you spell:

The sound a plunger makes in a clogged sink...

-or-

The sound of blowing air into a balloon...

-or-

The sound of slipping on a banana peel...

-or-

The sound of peeling a banana, orange or any peelable fruit...

-or-

The sound of kicking a can...

-or-

The sound of a face being slammed into a brick wall...

HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT STUFF, ANYWAY???

There are literally THOUSANDS of sounds, that are pretty near impossible to spell.

You'd think there was a "Comic Book Sound Handbook/Dictionary" of how to spell sounds or some such collection of nonsense somewhere on the Internet, but I haven't found one yet.

Can you think of any? If you can, try to spell 'em here!

SWEET THEEKS!

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Old 08-17-04, 03:11 PM   #2
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Old 08-17-04, 03:13 PM   #3
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The Don Martin Dictionary
OH, MAN!!!

You nailed that one in like 12 minutes!

(...and I collected Mad magazine as a kid... & )

Thanks, ol!

Here, have one one me!

THEEK!

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Old 08-17-04, 03:16 PM   #4
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Here, have one one me!

THEEK!
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Old 08-17-04, 03:17 PM   #5
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(I really appreciate you taking time-out of your day to help me with that! )

THEEK!

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Old 08-17-04, 03:20 PM   #6
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I can't believe that someone actually took the time and did this!

But here's it is! (For those of you who for one reason or the other can't click on the link):

The Don Martin Dictionary

-- Alphabetical Listing --

WORD Sound Of Source of Reference

AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK!
UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20
AAAK AAK Busy City People Coughing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
AAEEFWOFAAEE One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
AAGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
ACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ACK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ACK GAK GARK! Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page Back Cover
AGH! UGH! ARG! Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34
AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
AHHHHHHHHHH Frankenstein Inhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
AHWEEEEEE-AK A Cow Horn MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48
AK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA Truck Horn MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
APPLAUD YEA! Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
ARARAGH!! Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARARGH!! Large Gorilla Growl MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK Princess Using Mouthwash MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG A Lady And The Hulk Making Love MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP Tarzan Fighting With Leopard MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
ARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
ARRARGH! RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRARGHNNARRGH An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
ARRARGLE! The Hulk Calling A Waiter MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRGH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
AWK Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
AWK GAK ARGH GASP Patient Choking MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
AWK! Bride MAD #265 September 1986 Page 31
AWK! Groom MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO Capt. Kirk Crying MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
BAM! Lightning MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11
BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
BAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
BAP-KRAK KIK HIT Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
BARF BARF Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
B-B-B-BORFFT! Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
BBBLPLAST Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
BBFRPRAFPGHPP Doctor Farting MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL Man making lip sounds MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
BEAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BEEDOOP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BEEYOOP The Hulk Turning Into Banner MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
BING BING BING BING BING Desk Bell Being Rung MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26
BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
BING BONG Doorbell MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48
BING BONG Door bell MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19
BIZZZT Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
BLAM Gun Firing MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25
BLAM Gun Being Fired MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
BLAM Prizoner In A Dungeon Being Shot MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13
BLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! Shooting A Fake Horse Head MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16
BLAM BLAM Settlers Shooting At Indians MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
BLAM BLAM Shotgun MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
BLAM BLAM BLAM Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
BLAM BLAM PoiT Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spys MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM Guns Firing At Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
BLAMP BLAMP Gun Shots MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
BLAP BLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEP Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17
BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB Helicopter Hovering MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BLINK BLINK Deformed Eye Blinking MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLINK BLINK Flashing Truck Headlights MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
BLiNK BLiNK Man Blinking MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLINK BLINK Frankenstein Eye Moving MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27
BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK Flashing Lighted Arrows MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLIOMP Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLIT Eye Being Vacuumed MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLOBBLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLOIT Popeye's Muscle Popping Up MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
BLOOM BLOOM Real gun firing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19
BLOOP Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
BLORF BREEDEET Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
BLORP Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BLORP Eyes Popping up in Water MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page Back Cover
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Helicopter Flying MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Boy Sinking in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BONG Man's Head Hitting A Bell MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48
BONG Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
BONG Refrigerator Timer Going Off MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
BONG Train Station Local Number Popping Up MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 42
BONG Clock Striking Midnight MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
BONG Elevator Stopping At A Floor MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page Back Cover
BONG, FLADIP, FLUK Tell Your Fortune Machine Ticket Ready And Guy Picks Up Ticket MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
BOOM Cannon MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
BOOM Shooting Man Out Of Cannon MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) A Distant Drum Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
BOOMER-ROOM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
BPLFLT! Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27
BRAGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BRAK GRAK Car Shifting To First Gear MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BRAP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
BRAVO BRAVO Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BREEBEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEDEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEP-BREEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BREET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BROOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47
BRING Phone Ringing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29
BRNNGT BRNNGT Telephone Ringing MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
BROODOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BROOM Car Wheeling Away MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA Car Revving For A Drag Race MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
BRRRAPP! Boy Belching MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … Phone Ring MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
BUR-RP Patient Belching In I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
BWAUGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BWEEP Scientists Leg Growing MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48
BZOWNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZNNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZOWNT! Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
BZZT BZZT Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37
BZZZ BZZT Flying Insect MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA Change Machine For Telephone MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37
BZZZT KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA Vending Machine About To Make Change MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CAW CAW CAW Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CAW-CAW-CAW Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Mother Shaking A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Baby Shaking Another Baby MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKUNK-DING-RIP Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
CHEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHIKA CHUNK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
CHIMP CHIMP Fingernail Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18
CHOMP Genteel Ben Eating MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
CHOMP Patient Biting String MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
CHOMP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
CHOMP CHOMP Full Mouth Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
CHOMP CHOMP Bird Eating Clam MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
CHOMP CHOMP Spiderman Eating A Fly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Hippie Eating A Banana MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK Vultures Eating Car MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP Man Drinking From A Bottle MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Man Biting Wrench And Chewing MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
CHONK Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
CHONK CHONK CHONK Subtotal Chopping At Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
CHONK KRAKLE GLUK Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK Man Digging Ground MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Man Chopping Down Tree MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHOP-CHOP Scout Hitting Tree With Ax MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
CHUCKLE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steam Roller MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
CHUNK Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
CHUNK Bird stabbing worm with fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
CHUNK-KASHINK Shovel MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9
CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER Man's Bones Breaking MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13
CLANG Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
CLANG CLANG CLANG Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
CLAP CLAP! Applause MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP Prisoners Applauding Chef MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
CLATTA CAK CLAKA Chicken Laying Egg MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLATTER Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
CLICK Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24
CLICK! A Photographer Taking A Picture MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10
CLIK CLIK Running Down Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
Clik Clik Chicken Jumping Into Nest MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLiK KLAK Key Opening Steam Cabinet MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29
CLIK RRROOOOM Electric Fan Being Turned On MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK Running Up Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
CLINK Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9
CLINK CLOINK BZZT Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP Dracula Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Lady Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLONK! Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15.
CRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP Pay Phone being assaulted MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
CRUGAZUNCH Two Cars Colliding MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
CRUNCH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRUNCH Sign Hitting Ground MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
CRUNCHLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
DANG Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIK DIK, DIK DAKDIK DAKKADAK DIKKA DAKKA Typist Typing On A Computer Keypad MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
DIKKA DIK DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31
DING Elevator Door About To Close MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39
DING Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
DING (13 times) Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man Filling Himself Up With Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm clock MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DINGALINA DINGALINGA Dooms Day Man Ringing A Bell MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11
DINGALINGA Cannibal Ringing A Bell MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23
DINK DINK DINK DINK Tip-Toeing MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DIT Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
DIT DIT Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye Rolling Across The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye bouncing across road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DIT-CLUNK Fish Hitting Green And Hole MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DOIP Eye popping out. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DOiP! Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DOMP DOMP DOMP Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16
DONG Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DON'T WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times) A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
DOOBADOOBADOOBA Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
DOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
DOONT Man Hitting Pole MAD #120 July 1968, Page Inside Front
DOOOT Lunchtime Work Whistle MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page Back Cover
doop Food falling out of man's mouth MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
DOOT Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48
DRIPPLE BLIT Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA Tarzan Beating Chest MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ECK! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ECKECK! Dog With a Tic MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11
EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH Tarzan's Distress Call MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
EECH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
EEEAAAGH!! Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Car Screaming Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
FABA DABA ZAP Electodes Delivering 400,000 Volts MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23
FABADAP Cows Udder Moving Again MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FAGROON KLUMBLE KLUMBLE Food Mart Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14
FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FAP A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10
FAROOLANA, FASHUNK Coroner Opening , Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23
FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
FASHKLORK Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26
FERRAP! Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
FERRIP! King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FFFFOOOOOOOO Frankenstein Exhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
FFFRRRAAPFT! Man Expelling Compressed Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
FFPGHFTP! Caveman blowing stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
FIDIP-FIDIP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIFF-FRREP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FINK! Head Springing Out Of Toy MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8
FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP Survival Raft Inflating MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
FIP-FIP Cows Udder Moving MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FITZ ROWR A Hungry Stomach Churning MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
FIZZAZZIT Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
FLABADAP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLADAT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLAFFLIFF Flasher Opening His Overcoat MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP Woman folding up man. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLAP! FLAP! Ears Flapping MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FLEEDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF Robber Putting on Mask MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17
FLIFF FLIFF Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
fliff fliffle florf sworf Tarzan Missing The Next Vine MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
FLIFFLAFF Dracula Opening His Cape MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLIFFLE FLIF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
FLIK Flicking a Bug MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FLIK King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FLiK Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27
FLIK Parachuter Pulling Out Instruction Card MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
FLIK Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43
FLING Person Flipping A Coin MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page Inside Front Cover
FLIP A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
FLIP BLAP BLAP Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FLIT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLOBA-DAP! Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
floof Small Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF Large Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF FLOOF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! Many Smoke Signals Rising Quickly MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOON Atomic Blast At Ground Zero MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP Man folding beach umbrella. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLOP Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
FLOPLOPLOPLOP Woman Falling In Slices MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
FLORK Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
FOOF Stove Being Turned On MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
FOOM Explosion MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM DING (12 times) Fireworks On Scoreboard MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
FOOM! Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
FOOMP! Safe Falling On Man And Woman MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40
FOOSH Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 0
FOOSH FWIZZISH Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
FOOSHT Beam Of Light Insinerating Character MAD #240 July 1983 Page28
FOOWOOM Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man MAD #240 July 1983 Page Back Cover
FOWM Mask Retracting MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
FROOM Police Car Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA Skateboard MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FUMP Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42
FUNK! Head Springing Out Of Man's Body MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9
FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG Toilet Flushing MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
FURSHGLURK Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32
FUSH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
FUT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWABADAP! Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
FWADDAPP! Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
FWAK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
FWAM Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
FWAP Throwing Purse On Counter MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
FWAP Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
FWAP Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWAP! Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWEE Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWEE! Hair Raising MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FWEEE Baby Flying Through Air MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
FWEEE Rider flying MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FWEEEEE Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
FWEEP Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
FWEEP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FWiP Glove Door Opening MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
FWIP Siamese twins rolling over in bed. MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
FWIP Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
fwip Bride throwing bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP Jane Tying Two Vines Together MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11
FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWiSK Man Grabbing Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
FWISK Waiter running MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
FWISK FWISK A Hotel Maid Dusting MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
FWISK FWISK Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Man Sweeping Deserted Island MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11
FWISK GLURK Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of Rubbys Mouth To Make A Moletoff Cocktail MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38
FWISK GLURK Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11
FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP Camper un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FWIZZ Throwing a Chess Board MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FWOF Elephant Flashing Jane MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
FWOOF Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
FWOOSH Woman Swing A Tennis Racket MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11
FWOOSH SPASHLE Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FWOP Parachute Opening MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27
FWUMP Warewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
Fxlgxtlkfxg! Woman swearing MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12
GAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GAK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GAPLONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
GARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
GASHKLITZ Squirting Flower parted by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GASHKLITZ Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
GASHKLITZKA Water From Squirting Flower Hitting Face MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
GA-SHKLURTZ Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
GASHKUTZGA Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
GASHOOK GRUNCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GASHPLUTZGA Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11
GASKROOCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GA-SPLORTCH Boy Entering Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GASPLUSH Small Explorer Being Dropped Into Abig Pot By A Cannibal MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10
GEEEN Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
GIGAZING Trowling Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GING GEEEN Iv's Stretching MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
GING GING Violin String MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
GiNG GiNG Worm being stretched. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
GING GING Bow Being Pulled MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
GING GING Spring MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
GING GING, THWAT Schoolboy Stretching A Rubber Band Slingshot And Then Firing And Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
GING GOYNG Mask Flying Off Face MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT Frog Catching Fly MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15
GISHKLORK King Kong stepping on somebody MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
GISHKLURK Soup Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG Wedding Bells MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
GLANK Stick against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
GLAWK! Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
GLEET-GLEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK Water Bag Leaking MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
GLIKA-GLIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLiNK Worm popping out of ground. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GLINK Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
GLINK Walk Light Changing MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31
GLINK Water Falling Into A Tin Cup MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
GLINK Single Raindrop MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK Several Raindrops MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP A Bowl Of Soup MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21
GLISH GLUTCH YAK AWK GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOMBLOOM YAGGAK WHAP ROWR GROWR GURGLE GLUK Domestic Mayhem And Carnage Involving A Small Child, His Mother, A Dog And A Police Officer MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48
GLIT Pulling Hat from Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GLIT GLIT GLIT Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT Olive Oyl Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP Dripping Tap and Licenced Plumbers MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48
GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP GHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH Sculptor Molding Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GLOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
GLOOK Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole MAD #72, July 1962, Page 10
GLOOP Golf Ball Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
GLOOP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLOOP (7 times) GLUT Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLOOP! Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLOOT-GLOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLORP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Island Sinking Into Ocean MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLUK King Kong Throwing Food Into Mouth MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21
GLUK Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Indian Drinking Fire Water MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Popeye Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLUK! Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
GLUKKLE Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK Drinking beer. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUT Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
GLUT! Tongue Lashing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
GOING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING Car Bouncing on Springs MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
GOOMA-DOOM Oil Tanker Exploding MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13
GORSHLE GUSH Water Running From Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
GRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
GREEDLE-GREEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
GRING Telephone ring MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47
GROINK Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
GROWWWWMMM Car Growling Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
GRRM Motorcycle in Distance MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRROWN Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRRR Jeep Racing Up Hill MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
GRRRRRR… Angry Dogs Grawling At Fireman MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GUKGUK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN Fly Remover Vending Machine Working MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
GUWK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GWAP Dog Bitting Woman's Nose MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42
GYAAUGHT People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
HAR HAR Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEE-DE-HEE-HEE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEH HEH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Man With Hicups MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
HiC! Hick-up MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9
Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m Barbers' Buzz Cutter MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48
HO HA Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HO-HUM Man Yawning In Street MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
HONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
HOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
Huff…puff…Hmmmm… Ahhh…Mmmmmm… Huffa…puffa…gasp! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
HUFFLE-PUFFLE Dracula Breathing While Running MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
HUSH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
HUSHLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
ING DING DING DING DIN Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
INKLE-KLINK A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
JUGARUM Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KABOOMM Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11
KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! Lab Assistant Sneezing MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15
KACHUGH! CHUH! Train Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
KACHUNK Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KACHUNK GING PSSSSH Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48
KACHUNK KKKSH Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
KACHUNKA Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KACHUNK-KACHUNKA KACHUNK-KACHUNK KA-BONG Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9
KAHEEEE Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
KAKKAKKAKAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KAKROOSH Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KALLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK Heavy Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT Burping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
KAPOOOSHSHISH Tree Collapsing On Little Paige MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
KARRAK FIZZITZ POW Lightening Hitting A Person MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK Mafia Informant Sheffling Along In Some Custome Made Cement Shoes MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48
KASHPRITZA Bug spray. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40
KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 & 48
KATOONG Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KATOONK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
KATY-DID Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KATY-DIDN'T Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KAWK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KAZASH Television hitting the ceiling MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KAZOP! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KCHGGHCK Genteel Ben Getting Framed MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
K-CHOOK Elevator Door Closing MAD #72, July 1962, Page 37
KERACKK! Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
KIKATIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KING DING PLINK Zoo Keeper Dropping Key MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF Moderate Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KIPF KIPF Light Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KISS KISS KISS KISS Man Kissing Sand MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
KISS KISS KISS KISS King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
KITTOONG, SHKLUNK Brain Thrown Into Frankenstien's Head Like A Basketball MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page Back Cover
KKCHK CRACKLE CRUNCH Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
KKCHK FEW Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
KKKKKKKKKKKK Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KKKSH Brick Thrown Through A Window MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
KKKSSH Superman Crashing Through A Wall MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17
KLAK False Teeth Catching Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
KLAK Movie Scene Starter MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
KLAK Movie clapboard. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
KLAK Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK Hitting two small rocks together. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE Tin Cans Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
KLAKKLE Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16
KLANG A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12
KLANG Hippie Hitting Head On Stove MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG Metal Being Struck by Hammer MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page Back Cover
KLANG KLANG KLANG Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
KLANK Metal head trap MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KLANK FUSHSHKLORK Cement truck MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12
KLIK Thief Turning On Light MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLIK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLiK Video game gun jamming. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
KLiK Button on various power tools. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19
KLIK Toenail Being Clipped MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
KLiK Pressing a Button MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
KLIK Man Cocking His Pistol MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
KLIK Lady Turning Off A Lamp MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
KLIK Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLIK Remote control MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KLIK KLAK Cannon Bolt Action MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KLIK KLAK Monitor Being Adjusted MAD #243 Dec 1983 {age Back Cover
KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK Man folding up beach table. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK Man Walking Across "Water" MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
KLIK KLAK, ZIK KAZAK, PLOIP Prizon Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25
KLIK KLIK Man Turning A Television Dial MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK KLIK KLIK Guns Getting Ready MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15
KLIK KLIK KLIK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Capt. Kirk Hitting Keyes On Computer Terminal MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF Cinderella Running MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
KLIK VROOM SPOOSH Starting Modified Air Conditioner MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
KLiK-SPROiNG Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KLINGDINGGOON Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
KLINK A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
KLINK Man Snapping Chains of Shackles MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
KLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Inserting Coins Into Machine MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
KLINK GLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
KLINK GLINK GLUNK Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
KLINK KLUNK GADINK Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
KLINKADINK Coin Being Deposited In A Tell Your Fortune Machine MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
KLOINK Dracula Crashing Into A Statue MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
KLOMP Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48
KLOMP Butler Falling From Ceiling MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26
KLOMP Spiderman Crashing Into A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
KLONK Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
KLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLOON Rock against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KLOONK KA- DOONK Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15
KLOOONN Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK Man Drinking Moonshine MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
KLUMP Warden Tame Running MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Bartender Running Across The Floor MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Horse Tripping On Rock MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
KLUNK Stick falling on ground. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
KLUNK Car Hitting Bus MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
KLUNK Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
KLUPADA KLUPADA Galloping Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Someone Knocking On A Door MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
KooKooK KooKooK Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
KOONG Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF Man Coming up for Air in Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
KRAK Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
KRAK White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRAK Large rock against stout stick. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KRAK Gorilla Adjusting Baby' Tarzan's Back MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
KRAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KRAKKLE KRAK Casey Cracking His Knuckles MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30
KRAKLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
KRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Rock Hitting Ground MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
KREEK KREEK Clothes Line Being Pulled MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43
KRIDIT-KRIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK-KRIKIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRUGAZUNCH Two Lifeboats Colliding MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9
KRUNCH Cracking nuts. MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19
KRUNCH Capt. Kirk Breaking Off One Of The Arms To His Chair On The Bridge MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KSSHFWOOM Parachuter Crashing Through Building Roof MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
KSSSH Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
KUK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KWAPP! Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
KWEEE Man's Hair Standing On End MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15
KWEEK! KWEEK! Nostrils Flaring MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
KWOIP Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWONG Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
KWONK Man Being Hit on Head With Stick MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
KWONK Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWOP Woman catching bouqet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33
LAFLATCH Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
LEDDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
MAMP,SPWAT,TOK Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 35
MAP-MAP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
McPWAF Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
MMMMM... SMACK Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
MMMMMMMM Tape measure returning. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page19
MMMP, AARH, GA-SHLOIP Luke Removing His Mask MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
MMP ARG ECK Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11
MMP! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MOWM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
MUFFLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
NNYEEOWNNT Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
NOK NOK NOK NOK Salesman Knocking On A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
NOT-A-SOUND Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
OGGOCK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OGH! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEE Husband Snoreing MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13
OOF! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOGA Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
OOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOMP DOOMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
OONK OONK BLEEP Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
OOOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOOKK! AWK! Man Having Heart Attack MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48
OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! Santa Claus Moaning MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33
OOT Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
PADAP PADAP PADAP, KADOONK Prizon Guard Dribbling Then Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prizoner's Mouth MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
PAF Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into Prince MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Prince Turning Into A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Man Changing Into A Woman MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
PAF Bat Turning Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
PAF Frong Turning Into A Prince MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF TOOONG Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAK POW Coughing Truck Engine MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
PAM Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
PAT PAT PAT PAT Mother Patting A Baby's Head MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PAT PAT PAT PAT Baby Patting A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PATWANG, FWEEEE Branch Springing Back, Then Flinging Baby Tarzan Away MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13
PATWEEEE Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PBLRBLPSFT The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PFFFT-FRACK! Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFFFT-FRACK! Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFLAP Woman Holding Paper MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
PHLAKFFA Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
PHOOM King Kong stepping into a train car MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
PHOON Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PHOOO PHOOO Indian Blowing onto Fire MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
PHWAM Man slamming receiver on telephone MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
PIK PIK PIK Man Knotching Door Frame MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
PING (18 times over four panels) Pimples Popping MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48
PiNG THWAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PINK Jane Flicking Away Bug From Her Hair MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
PITOOIE Woman Spitting Out Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE Several People Spitting MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16
PITTOOIE Giant Man Spitting Out Bone MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP Bullet Richocheying off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
PLABLABLABLAB The Batmobile With A Flat Tire MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PLABLABLABLABL Bucket Rope Releasing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
PLAK Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
PLAK DAK THUK FRIT Man folding beach chair. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
PLAM Someone Shooting Themselves MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
PLAM Rifle MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13
PLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLAM PLAM Gun Firing MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
PLAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PLAP Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLAPF Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
PLINK (8 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLINK PLINK A Quarter Being Bounced On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17
PLINK PLINK PLONK Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
PLOIP Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
PLOIP Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PLOiP! Removing mask. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21
PLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOSH FLAPF Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
PLOP Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
PLOP Flying Hat Landing On Ground MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
PLOP A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
PLOP PHELOP People Droping From Smell Of General's Armpits MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17
PLORK Bird Feeding A Baby Bird MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
PLORK BLUT Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
PLORTCH Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
PLUNK Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLUNK Man Putting Clam In Pocket MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
PLUNK Patient Getting Gassed MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
PLUNK (4 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
PLURP Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
POFFISSS Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
Poing Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
POING Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING GEEN GEEN Flare Gun From A Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING POING POING Pogo Stick MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
POiNG THUK! Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG THUK! PINK Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG! Horse Jumping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
POINK Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
Poink Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
POiNK Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
POiNK! Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48
POiT Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
POIT Eye Being Released From Vacuum MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
POIT Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
PoiT Removing Cork From Bottle MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42
POiT! Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48
POiT! Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44
POIT, DOIT DIT Three Newsanchor's Taking Their Earpieces Out MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
POP Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48
POP Dream Balloon Popping MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14
POP Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
POP! Video game gun fireing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POW Motorcycle Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
PRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
PSSSH Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
PUTT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
PWADAK Skateboard crashing MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
PWAM Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
PWEEN Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PWOF Parachute MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
PWOiNG Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13
PWOK Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
PWOMPF Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUIET Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
QWACK WAAK WAAK Duck MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39
RAH-OOOM Car Speeding Away MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
RATTLE Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
RAWGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
RIP Human Phone Book Tearing In Half MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
RIP Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
RIP King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
RIP Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
RIP Spiderman Ripping Costume MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
RIP RIP Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK Surgery MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14
RiPF Parachuting Falling MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
ROWM Truck Taking Off Quickly MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
RRIP Tearing Magic Carpet MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
RRRRR Police Car Siren MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
RRRRREERRR Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
RRRRRR Ambulance Siren MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH Moses Parts the Red Sea MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16
RUMBLE RUMBLE Falling Rock MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE Thunder Storm MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA Chicken Nests Bouncing Around MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SAZZIKK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SCHKLURT Pizza Springing Into Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
SCHLAP Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLEP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIP Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIT Water Spraying Out Of Phone MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
SCHLOOP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLOOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
SHHH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP Pair Of Dancing Shoes At A Theatrical Shop MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15
SHIK SHIK Man shaving MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Man Scratching Back MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Jane Scratching Her Head MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHKLAZITCH yarg! Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SHKLiK Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48
SHKLIK Heart popping out of body. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
SHKLIKSA! Clam Squirting Man In Face MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLITZA Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SHKLiTZA Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SHKLIZICH! Flower Squirting Man MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLIZORTCH Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
SHKLIZZITZ Doctors Operating Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
SHKLIZZORTCH Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement From A Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
SHKLOORT THURCH Sculptor Molding Clay MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SHKLOP Heart bouncing on floor. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLORBBADORP Man hitting wet cement MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
SHKLORP Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
SHKLORP Ship being pulled from water by King Kong. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
SHKLURCH Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48
SHKLURK Man Grabbing Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKWITZ SHKWITZ Man Cleaning Eyeglasses MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11
SHLOOK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
SHLORP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39
SHMUZORFT Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast MAD #104. July 66, Page 42
SHNORKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SHOOGA SHIK Telephone moving MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHOOK Subway Train Door Opening MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
SHOOK SHOOK Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
SHOOO Spear MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17
SHPLEP Spiderman's Web Shooting Out MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SHPLOIP Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
SHPORK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK King Kong cleaning body parts out of his toes with a traffic signal MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHUFFLE SHIFFLE Man skooting on floor MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads MAD #111. June 67, Page 42
SILENCE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SIT SIT SIT Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SIZZLE SITZ Flare Fizzling Out MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48
SKAPASCH Movie Camera Falling Onto Man MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SKAPLUNCH Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKAPROING Pilot ejecting from jet MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH Magician Cut A Box In Half MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
SKLAZONCHO! Mervyn Cutting A Man In A Box Into Two MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28
SKLERCH! Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SKLiSHK Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14
SKLITCH King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26
SKLIZZORCH! Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKLOOSH Hand Squeezing Water Bag MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
SKLORK Steam Roller Hitting Eye MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
SKLORK Eye crushed by steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
SKLORSH Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
SKLORTCH,SKLITCH SKLITCH Atat Stepping On Ewok, Then Scraping It Off It's Foot MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
SKLUK Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLUKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLURK Fat Woman Sitting On Man MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26
SKNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNIKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNITCH Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
SKNOSH Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKRAK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKRAKIT SKRAKIT Wild Skrakit bird. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16
SKRAWK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREECH Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEE Truck Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEE Police Car Screeching To A Halt MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22
SKREEEE Braking Car MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SKREEEE Car Skidding To Stop MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
SKREEEE Tires from car breaking. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42
SKREEEEE Policeman Skidding To A Stop MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42
SKREEEEE Trucks Braking To A Halt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
SKREEEEE Camel Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21
SKREEEEEE Horses Stopping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
SKREEEEEE Moon rover MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33
SKREEEEEE Car turning a corner MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
SKREEEEEEEK Van Pulling up in a hurry MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
SKREEEEEK Horses stopping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31
SKREEEEK Horses Stopping MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
SKREEEEK Truck Coming To A Stop MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
SKREEEK Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
SKREEK Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
SKREEK Shoes Skidding To A Stop MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
SKREEK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEK Man Stopping MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7
SKREEK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
SKREEK Skateboard Stopping on Pavement MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23
SKREEK Car Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREEK SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK Woman Trying To Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
SKREEYEEEK Indian Turing Around A Cactus Arm MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ Policeman Writing Out A Summons MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23
SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK Carving outside of stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 23
SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROIK Superman Opening Window And Lifting House MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROINCH Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34
SKROINCH Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SKRONCH Raft Hitting The Beach MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
SKROOM Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKROOOK Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11
SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA Carving hole in stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ King Kong Playing With Toy MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
SKWA-BA-DAP Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12
SKWAKO Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
SKWAPPO The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SKWAPPO Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
SKWEEK SKWEEK Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
SKWEEK SKWEEK Mount Rushmore Ear Being Cleaned MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 2
SKWEEK SKWEEK Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Pepper mill MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter twisting choking man MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SLOBBLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SLURK GLURKLE GLUP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
SMAK Kissing MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Female Frog Kissing A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978. Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
SMASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SMEK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22
SNAP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SNAP Handcuffs MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
SNAP A Wishbone Snapping MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42
SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL Man Opening Survival Raft MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
SNAP KRAK Breaking Twigs MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
SNAP PLOOBADOOF Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SNAP SNAP Tadpole Snapping Fingers MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
SNAP SNAP Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
SNAP SNAP SNAP Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13
SNIF Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIFF Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF Dog Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIKKER Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
SNIP Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8
SNIP Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP Barber Scissors Snipping MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SNIP SNIP Nose Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP A Haircut MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP Cutting Bandages With Scissors MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SNiP! Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32
SNUFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SOB Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SPA- ZUNCH Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SPALOOSH Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48
SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9
SPAMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SPASH Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21
SPAZAT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST Water Pouring Over Of A Elavator Shaft MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
SPLADUNK Caskett Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9
SPLAK Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLAP Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10
SPLAP!! Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
SPLAPPLE PLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH Bath water Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15
SPLAT Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
SPLAT Face Being Punched MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26
SPLAT Hand Squishing Spider MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
SPLAT Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPLAT People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SPLAZOOSH Woman Pouring Water On Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPLISH Man Diving Into Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP …. Dancing In The Rain MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
SPLOIT Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLOOSH Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
SPLOOSH Golf Club Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
SPLOP Bird Falling And Hitting Ground MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
SPLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLORK Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around Kitchen While Eating MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORPLE BLAPPLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLOYDOING Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
SPLURP Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPMAMP Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SPMAP! Stepping on bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
SPOOF Flame Starting MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPOOSHT Man Geeting Squirted By A Fire Hydrant MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
SPOP Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPRAZOT SPRAT Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITSITS Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZAWITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZZITZ Spiderman Being Sprayed With Bug Spray MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SPROiNG Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROING Body Popping Out of Cake MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
SPROING Female Frog Jumping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SPROING Spring Snake Popping Out Of Basket MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
SPROING GING Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROINGACHONK Spring-loaded ax MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
SPROiNGDOiNK Mechanical Boxing Glove MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SPROP BLOP BLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPROWMMM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUKKONK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUSH Perspiration Being Released MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 37
SPUTZ! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUTZ-SPITZA CHUKKUNK-CLUNK Car Running Out Of Gas MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
SPWAKO Ship Being Hit Tremendously Hard With A Champagne Bottle MAD #247 June 1984 Page 11
SPWAP Construction Worker Stamp "Kill" On Steam Shovel MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
SPWAPPO People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SSAT Phone Book Shaped Flattened Human Body Creasing At Spine MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
SSLiT Spy Pulling Poisoned Dagger From Cane MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
SSSSSSSS Deflating Doctor's Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
SSSST! Bug Sizzling By Magnifying Glass Sunlight MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
STAMP (10 times) Group Stamping Of Feet MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 42
STAMP STAMP Large Mechanical Foot Stomping MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 23
STEALTH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
STOINK PING King Kong breaking a train MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
STOOF Grabbing Grocery Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
STOONG Gargoyle Hitting Saleman In The Head MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
STOOPFT! Man In Bird Suit Crashing To Ground MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 40
STROINGGOINK Olive Oyl Falling Down A Sidewalk Grating And Being Saved By Her Nose MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT Folding up flattened man. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWAP Football Hitting Mans Face MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 42
SWIF Throwing "folded man" airplane. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWISH FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SWIT Hippie Slipping On Banana Peel MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
SWIT Net Hitting Genteel Ben MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
SWIT FLIP SNAT GAFLOR ZINGO PLOOF ZIZ KLAK FAZZAT TWOP TONK PLIF FLINK FAK POK ETC. ETC. ETC. Camper re-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
SWiT-PLOP Plate Hitting Spaghetti MAD #126 April 1969, Page 29
SWIT-PLOP Baggers Bagging Groceries MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SWIT-PLOP Nurse Sitting Man on Table MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SWIT-SWIT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
SWIZZAK Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SWIZZAT-SWAT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
TAP BAP SHA-PAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
tap tap tap Patter of little feet MAD #36 December 1957 Page 41
TAP TAP TAP Prisoners Rapping Spoons And Cups MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TAP TAP TAP Blind Man Walking Into The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP Foot tapping road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP TAP Man tapping on window MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Blind Man's Cane MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
TAP!TAP!TAP! Conductor Tapping MAD #55 June 1960, Page 9
TATTATATTAT Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAPLOOF Horse Jumping From On Ledge To Another MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
THHHUT! THHHHT! Man Getting Two Arrows In the Back MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THHLORP Spiderman Sending Web Into Soup MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THIKOOSH Hippie Lighting Match On Crusty Jeans MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
ThiZ ZiZ ZiZ Ziz … Spiderman's Secret Web Fluid Backfiring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
THLBBADUP Dracula Being Emptied Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
THLIP Door Opening On The Enterprise MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 30
THLOOP! Sculptor Swiping Across Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
THLUCK Bird Pulling A Baby Bird Out Of An Another Baby Bird's Mouth MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
THLUP Kid Putting Eyeplug In Eye Socket MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
THOiP Sword Being Drawn From Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
THOIPOING Man's Eyes Popping Toward Beautiful Girl MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
THOMP SKLUK SPLATCH GOOSH Conehead Stomping On Opponent MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 44
THOO Collapsing Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THOO DOOMP Two Bodies Hitting Ground MAD #166, April 1974, Page 23
THOOF-FOING Paleontologist Getting Bounced On By Dinosaur MAD #112. July 67, Page 48
THOOM THOOM Thor Demanding Service In A typical Restaurant MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
THOOMP Tarzan Landing On Ground MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 48
THOOMP Tarzan Landing on Ground MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
THOT Recessed Head Popping Back To Normal MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THUBALUP THUBALUP THUBALUP Horse Galloping Along MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 & 15
THUD Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
THUD Spiderman Crashing To The Ground MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
THUGAWUNK Fireman Falling To Ground Off A Shortened Pole MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
THUMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
THUMP (6 times) Cavemen Thumping Cheasts MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
THUMP BUMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
THUMP BUMP KLUMP TRUMP Belly Rumbling MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP Big rock beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
THUMP! Match Stick Hitting Floor MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
THUNCK Chemistry Set Being Bashed On Head MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
THUTHHHH.... Recessed Head Inflating MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THWA-DAP! SPLA-MAP! Man slamed on sidewalk by bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
THWAK Forest Varlet, Little John, Hitting Robin Hood In The Head With A Staff MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
THWAK Driver Hitting Caddy MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAK Chicago Policeman Hitting Hippie MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
THWAK Man Slapping Man On Back MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
THWAK Slap on the back. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
THWAK Man Hitting Woman With Tennis Racket MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWAK Hand Slapping Baby's Butt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
THWAK Tooth Being Knocked Out Of Mouth With A Hockey Puck MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 21
THWAK BAK PWADAK KLAK Men Fighting With Sticks MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK Stout stick beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
THWAP Footballplayer Grabbing Ball And Coach's Hand MAD #109. Mar 67, Page 15
THWAP Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAP Clamp being slapped into hand. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 8
THWAT Bully Strongman Throwing Sand On Head Of Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 41
THWiP Man Kicking Man MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWIT Poster Being Unrolled MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
THWOCK! A Fat Lady Hitting A Firemen's Safety Net MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 41
THWOK Arrow Splitting Apple And Sticking In Tree MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
THWOP Scalpel slapped through hand MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 8
THWOP Civil War Cap Thrown To Ground MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
THWOP Spiderman Shooting Out Web MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THWOP! Man Returning To Original Shape MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWOP! Giant Shoe Hitting Man MAD #135 June 1970, Page 12
THWUK Woman Hitting Tennis Ball MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWUK Hillbilly Being Kicked In The Rear MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
TIK TIK SKREEE Running Down Steps And Skidding To A Stop MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIK TIK TIK TIK Video game MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18-19
TIK TIK TIK TIK Hitting stout stick against small rock. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TA-TAGAK TAK TIKKA TAKKA Typist Tying On Typewriter MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
TIKA TIKA TIKA TIKA Running Down Wood Steps MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIKA-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIKATIK-CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA (52 times) BING CHIKA-CHUNK THWIZZIK ZAK BING Woman Using Typwriter MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
TING Man Flipping Coin MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
TING Dungeon Guard Flipping A Coin MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 43
TING Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
Ting aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
Ting-aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
TINGALINGA Bicycle Bell Ringing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
TIP-TIPPITY TAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
TOING Musical Note Flag Popping Out Of Flute MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
TOK Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
TOK TOK TOK TOK Caveman Chiseling Out A Wheel MAD #239, June 1983, Page 11
TONG Brick Hitting A Guy On The Head MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
TONG Bell MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
TONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOD TOOD Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOODLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TOOF THAFF FAK Man Spitting Fly Out Of Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
TOOMP, FWOP, FWIFFFFFF Car Hitting Inflated Man,Who Bounces Into The Air Continuing To Inflate MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27
TOON Man Tapping Human Volleyball Into Air MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 16
TOONG Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
TOONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOOOO Emergency Broadcast System Warning MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
TOOWIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOOWOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TROMP TROMP TROMP Prisoners Jumping Up And Down MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TROMP TROMP,TEEOO TEEOO Atat Type Vehicle Chasing And Shooting Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA Gorilla Beating His Chest MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
TWEEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TWEEN SPWANG Man Having Pistols Shot Out Of Hands MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14
TWOK Dancing Genteel Ben Knocking Gun Out Of Man's Hand MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
TWONG Woman Hitting Harp MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
TWONG Robin Hood Firing Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
TWONG Violin Bow Slipping MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
TWONG Thirsty Firing A Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
TWOYYOYYOING THUK UGH Prince Valiant Plucking A Very Tight Bowstring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
TZING Power Saw MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
TZING TZONG TZOONG TZWANG Conehead Hacking Up People With Sword MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
UK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ULP! Princess Swallowing Frog MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
UMPF! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
UMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
UNKLIK Man Being Released From Dungeon Wall MAD #232, July 1982, Page 44
URRSSSH URSSHHH Hippie Smoking Pipe MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
UUUUURP! Flower Burping MAD #45 March 1959, Page 40
VAROOM ROWM Cars Racing Down A Street MAD #209. Sep 1979, Page 13
VAROOM! VROOM-SPAK! BROOM SPUT- POW!!! GROWRROOOM!! Motorcycle Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
VARROOM SKREEK Police Car Accelerating Quickly MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VOOFEN! VOOFEN! The Katzenjammer Kid's Dog Barking At Them In German MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
VOOM VOOM Darth Vader's And Luke Skywalker's Lightsabers Coming On MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page42
VOOMAROOMA Man Going Down A Hill In A Two-Wheel Device MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
VOW Airplane Lifting Off MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
VOWM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VOWM Speeding Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VROOM Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
VROOM Car MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
VROOM VROOM A Hotel Maid Running A Vacuum Cleaner MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
VROON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VROOON VREEN VOWN Cars Passing A Hitchhiker Up MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
VWOO Jane Swinging On A Vine MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
WAK (nine times) Eskimo Beating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
WAM WAM WAM WAM WAM Hammering Sign MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
WAP Man Kicking Woman Of A Building Ledge MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WAP WAP WAP WAP Man Driving A Stake Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
WAWKLE!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
WEE HAAH Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
WEEEEEEE Emergency Warning System Alert MAD #238, April 1983, Page 12
WEEEOOOOWEEEOOO WEEEOOOO WEEOOOO WEEEOOOOWEE Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEE Ambulance Siren MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
WEEOOWEEEOOOO WEEEOOOO Fire Truck Siren MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
WEEOOWEEOOOO Police Motorcycle Siren MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
WHAK DINK KLANK KLING DOINK PLOP Baseball Bouncing In Enclosed Stadium MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM Using Coconut to Nail Sign To Palm Tree MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 32
WHAM PLAM KLOON BOONG KLOONG POONG KAPLAM SPMAM Boy Kicking The Heck Out Of A Vending Type Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
WHAP A Lady Sleeping Banner While Sleeping MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
WHAP! Man Getting Hit Upside The Head By Wife MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
WHAP SPMAMP WUNK KACHONK Schoolboy Being Beaten To A Pulp By Other Classmates MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
WHEEAH! WHEEAH! Man In Psychiatrist Office Thinking He's A Horse MAD #66, October 1961, Page 9
WHIR WHIR WHIR WHIR Window Washers Safety Bucket MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
WHIR! SNIP WHIRR SNIP Tape Being Pulled From Tape Dispenser And Chopped Off, Then String Being Unspooled From Same Dispenser And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7,8
WHIRR Movie camera rolling. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
WHIRR WHIRR Movie Camera MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
WHIRR! SNIP WHIRR! SNAP! Tongue Being Pulled From Boss's Head And Chopped Off Using His Teeth, Then Single Hair Stretched From Same Head And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7.8
WHISK Prince Lifting Princess Into His Arms MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
WHOMP CHOMP RIP SKLIK URP GLORK Hungry cave family eating. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 17
WHOOOOOOOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
WHOOSH Gust Of Wind MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
WINK WINK Eye Winking MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
WINK-WINK WINKITY WINK BLINK Chimpanzee Winking MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10
WONG THUK! Little John Shooting Arrow At A Gallows MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
WONK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
WOOOSH Magic Carpet Levitating Quickly MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
WOOOSH (4 times) Tarzan Swinging On A Vine MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10,11
WOOPWOOPWOOP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WUNK Doctor Kicking A TV Set And A Patient MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
WUNK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
WUNK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
Xmng! Man swearing MAD #31 February 1957 Page 29
YAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YAAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
YAHHAH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
YAK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YARG! Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
YARGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YEECH! Fay Wray MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
YING YING Mask Rubber Strap Stretching MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YIP-YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YOWYOWYOW Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YUKKLE YUK Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ZAP Tongue Projecting Out To Snatch Fly MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZAP GING GING TWONG SPLAT Two Frogs Catching Eachother With Tongues MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 16,17
ZAP POW Lightning Hitting People MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
ZAT Band-Aid Ripping Off Skin MAD #167, June 1974, Page 37
ZAZIK, KATOONG,SPROING Lever Being Depressed Then Flinging Han Solo From His Frozen Toomb MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 40
ZEEM Rider falling MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
ZIK ZIK ZIK Rubbing Twigs Together MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
ZIK ZOCK FOON FIT KLUNK Sofa un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
ZIKKA ZAZZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZAZIK ZIK ZIZZAK Man Dialing A Telephone MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
ZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIP Bug Hiding MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12
ZIP Zipping Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
ZIT MOP FLOOM FAK SWAT Table and chairs un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZIT ZITZIZIZIZZZZZZ Spiderman Slipping Down A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
ZIT-SREEK SKRAK ZIDIT- POW Drilling Through Ceiling Into Human Head With Drill Dying MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZIT-ZIT-ZIT- ZIT-ZAT-ZAT SWIZAP! Waiter Slicing Ham MAD #127 June 1969, Page 28
ZiZ Tape measure going out. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZIZAZIK ZIK-ZIK ZIZZAK ZIKA-ZIKA Man Dialing Push Button Phone MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
ZLITZ… PLORF Snoopy Falling Asleep On An Icy Roof MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
ZOOO TWEEE Bullets Whizzing And Ricocheting MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 48
ZOOT Un-zipping zipper. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12-13
ZOWM A Cannonball Being Tossed MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
ZOWM Truck MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
ZOWNT Vacuum/power sander. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 20
ZWEECH The Phantom Closing The Zipper On His Purple Body Suit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ZWEEN Sword MAD #271 June 1987 Page 48
ZWEET Civil War Sword Pulled From Scabbard MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
ZWIT FAT Kid Pulling Radio Cord Through Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
ZWIT GLAP ZWOT TINK Light fixture un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZWIT ZWIT ZWIT Bank Robber Turning Safe Dial MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
ZWIT-SPROING Man Pulling String And Boxing Glove Leaving Hat MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
ZZIP Eskimo Unzipping Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
ZZT-CHOMP Bee Buzzing Then Getting Eaten MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 13
ZZZ GLAP Frog Swallowing Bug MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
ZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ Bee Buzzing MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12 and 13
ZZZZ Fly Buzzing MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZZZZ ZZT-ZNIK SNUFFLE SNORK Snoring MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Lady Sleeping During Chess Game MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZGLUK Sleeping Fellow Having A Fish Tossed Down His Throat MAD #72, July 1962, Page 9
ZZZZOOWNT Drilling Through A Fence MAD #94, April 1965, Page 33
ZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Tee MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Teeth Leaving Caddy's Mouth MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Power saw and drill. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZZZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
ZZZZZZZ Doctor Sleeping MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
ZZZZZZZZ Drilling Into Ceiling MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZZZZZZZZZ Man Falling Down Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Fly MAD #41 September 1958, Page 23
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Three Girls Sleeping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 14
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THEEK!, Indeed!

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Just in case you wanted the word for what you were asking about:

http://dictionary.reference.com/sear...q=onomatopoeia
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Onomatopoeia?

WOW! Thanks, Joem!

I've never heard that word before!

The Other Forum is a virtual ENCYCLOPEDIA of Knowledge!

And that's:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyyokoonotomatoedgarallanpoeiarific to me!



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Quote:
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I can't believe that someone actually took the time and did this!

But here's it is! (For those of you who for one reason or the other can't click on the link):

The Don Martin Dictionary

-- Alphabetical Listing --

WORD Sound Of Source of Reference

AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK!
UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20
AAAK AAK Busy City People Coughing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
AAEEFWOFAAEE One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
AAGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
ACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ACK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ACK GAK GARK! Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page Back Cover
AGH! UGH! ARG! Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34
AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
AHHHHHHHHHH Frankenstein Inhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
AHWEEEEEE-AK A Cow Horn MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48
AK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA Truck Horn MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
APPLAUD YEA! Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
ARARAGH!! Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARARGH!! Large Gorilla Growl MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK Princess Using Mouthwash MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG A Lady And The Hulk Making Love MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP Tarzan Fighting With Leopard MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
ARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
ARRARGH! RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRARGHNNARRGH An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
ARRARGLE! The Hulk Calling A Waiter MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRGH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
AWK Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
AWK GAK ARGH GASP Patient Choking MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
AWK! Bride MAD #265 September 1986 Page 31
AWK! Groom MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO Capt. Kirk Crying MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
BAM! Lightning MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11
BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
BAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
BAP-KRAK KIK HIT Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
BARF BARF Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
B-B-B-BORFFT! Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
BBBLPLAST Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
BBFRPRAFPGHPP Doctor Farting MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL Man making lip sounds MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
BEAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BEEDOOP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BEEYOOP The Hulk Turning Into Banner MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
BING BING BING BING BING Desk Bell Being Rung MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26
BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
BING BONG Doorbell MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48
BING BONG Door bell MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19
BIZZZT Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
BLAM Gun Firing MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25
BLAM Gun Being Fired MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
BLAM Prizoner In A Dungeon Being Shot MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13
BLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! Shooting A Fake Horse Head MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16
BLAM BLAM Settlers Shooting At Indians MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
BLAM BLAM Shotgun MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
BLAM BLAM BLAM Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
BLAM BLAM PoiT Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spys MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM Guns Firing At Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
BLAMP BLAMP Gun Shots MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
BLAP BLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEP Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17
BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB Helicopter Hovering MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BLINK BLINK Deformed Eye Blinking MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLINK BLINK Flashing Truck Headlights MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
BLiNK BLiNK Man Blinking MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLINK BLINK Frankenstein Eye Moving MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27
BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK Flashing Lighted Arrows MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLIOMP Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLIT Eye Being Vacuumed MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLOBBLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLOIT Popeye's Muscle Popping Up MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
BLOOM BLOOM Real gun firing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19
BLOOP Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
BLORF BREEDEET Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
BLORP Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BLORP Eyes Popping up in Water MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page Back Cover
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Helicopter Flying MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Boy Sinking in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BONG Man's Head Hitting A Bell MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48
BONG Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
BONG Refrigerator Timer Going Off MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
BONG Train Station Local Number Popping Up MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 42
BONG Clock Striking Midnight MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
BONG Elevator Stopping At A Floor MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page Back Cover
BONG, FLADIP, FLUK Tell Your Fortune Machine Ticket Ready And Guy Picks Up Ticket MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
BOOM Cannon MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
BOOM Shooting Man Out Of Cannon MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) A Distant Drum Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
BOOMER-ROOM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
BPLFLT! Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27
BRAGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BRAK GRAK Car Shifting To First Gear MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BRAP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
BRAVO BRAVO Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BREEBEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEDEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEP-BREEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BREET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BROOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47
BRING Phone Ringing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29
BRNNGT BRNNGT Telephone Ringing MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
BROODOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BROOM Car Wheeling Away MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA Car Revving For A Drag Race MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
BRRRAPP! Boy Belching MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … Phone Ring MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
BUR-RP Patient Belching In I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
BWAUGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BWEEP Scientists Leg Growing MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48
BZOWNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZNNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZOWNT! Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
BZZT BZZT Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37
BZZZ BZZT Flying Insect MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA Change Machine For Telephone MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37
BZZZT KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA Vending Machine About To Make Change MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CAW CAW CAW Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CAW-CAW-CAW Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Mother Shaking A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Baby Shaking Another Baby MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKUNK-DING-RIP Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
CHEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHIKA CHUNK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
CHIMP CHIMP Fingernail Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18
CHOMP Genteel Ben Eating MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
CHOMP Patient Biting String MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
CHOMP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
CHOMP CHOMP Full Mouth Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
CHOMP CHOMP Bird Eating Clam MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
CHOMP CHOMP Spiderman Eating A Fly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Hippie Eating A Banana MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK Vultures Eating Car MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP Man Drinking From A Bottle MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Man Biting Wrench And Chewing MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
CHONK Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
CHONK CHONK CHONK Subtotal Chopping At Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
CHONK KRAKLE GLUK Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK Man Digging Ground MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Man Chopping Down Tree MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHOP-CHOP Scout Hitting Tree With Ax MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
CHUCKLE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steam Roller MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
CHUNK Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
CHUNK Bird stabbing worm with fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
CHUNK-KASHINK Shovel MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9
CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER Man's Bones Breaking MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13
CLANG Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
CLANG CLANG CLANG Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
CLAP CLAP! Applause MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP Prisoners Applauding Chef MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
CLATTA CAK CLAKA Chicken Laying Egg MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLATTER Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
CLICK Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24
CLICK! A Photographer Taking A Picture MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10
CLIK CLIK Running Down Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
Clik Clik Chicken Jumping Into Nest MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLiK KLAK Key Opening Steam Cabinet MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29
CLIK RRROOOOM Electric Fan Being Turned On MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK Running Up Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
CLINK Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9
CLINK CLOINK BZZT Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP Dracula Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Lady Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLONK! Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15.
CRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP Pay Phone being assaulted MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
CRUGAZUNCH Two Cars Colliding MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
CRUNCH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRUNCH Sign Hitting Ground MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
CRUNCHLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
DANG Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIK DIK, DIK DAKDIK DAKKADAK DIKKA DAKKA Typist Typing On A Computer Keypad MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
DIKKA DIK DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31
DING Elevator Door About To Close MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39
DING Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
DING (13 times) Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man Filling Himself Up With Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm clock MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DINGALINA DINGALINGA Dooms Day Man Ringing A Bell MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11
DINGALINGA Cannibal Ringing A Bell MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23
DINK DINK DINK DINK Tip-Toeing MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DIT Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
DIT DIT Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye Rolling Across The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye bouncing across road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DIT-CLUNK Fish Hitting Green And Hole MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DOIP Eye popping out. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DOiP! Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DOMP DOMP DOMP Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16
DONG Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DON'T WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times) A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
DOOBADOOBADOOBA Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
DOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
DOONT Man Hitting Pole MAD #120 July 1968, Page Inside Front
DOOOT Lunchtime Work Whistle MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page Back Cover
doop Food falling out of man's mouth MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
DOOT Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48
DRIPPLE BLIT Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA Tarzan Beating Chest MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ECK! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ECKECK! Dog With a Tic MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11
EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH Tarzan's Distress Call MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
EECH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
EEEAAAGH!! Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Car Screaming Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
FABA DABA ZAP Electodes Delivering 400,000 Volts MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23
FABADAP Cows Udder Moving Again MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FAGROON KLUMBLE KLUMBLE Food Mart Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14
FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FAP A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10
FAROOLANA, FASHUNK Coroner Opening , Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23
FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
FASHKLORK Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26
FERRAP! Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
FERRIP! King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FFFFOOOOOOOO Frankenstein Exhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
FFFRRRAAPFT! Man Expelling Compressed Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
FFPGHFTP! Caveman blowing stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
FIDIP-FIDIP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIFF-FRREP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FINK! Head Springing Out Of Toy MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8
FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP Survival Raft Inflating MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
FIP-FIP Cows Udder Moving MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FITZ ROWR A Hungry Stomach Churning MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
FIZZAZZIT Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
FLABADAP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLADAT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLAFFLIFF Flasher Opening His Overcoat MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP Woman folding up man. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLAP! FLAP! Ears Flapping MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FLEEDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF Robber Putting on Mask MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17
FLIFF FLIFF Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
fliff fliffle florf sworf Tarzan Missing The Next Vine MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
FLIFFLAFF Dracula Opening His Cape MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLIFFLE FLIF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
FLIK Flicking a Bug MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FLIK King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FLiK Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27
FLIK Parachuter Pulling Out Instruction Card MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
FLIK Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43
FLING Person Flipping A Coin MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page Inside Front Cover
FLIP A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
FLIP BLAP BLAP Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FLIT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLOBA-DAP! Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
floof Small Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF Large Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF FLOOF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! Many Smoke Signals Rising Quickly MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOON Atomic Blast At Ground Zero MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP Man folding beach umbrella. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLOP Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
FLOPLOPLOPLOP Woman Falling In Slices MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
FLORK Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
FOOF Stove Being Turned On MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
FOOM Explosion MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM DING (12 times) Fireworks On Scoreboard MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
FOOM! Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
FOOMP! Safe Falling On Man And Woman MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40
FOOSH Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 0
FOOSH FWIZZISH Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
FOOSHT Beam Of Light Insinerating Character MAD #240 July 1983 Page28
FOOWOOM Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man MAD #240 July 1983 Page Back Cover
FOWM Mask Retracting MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
FROOM Police Car Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA Skateboard MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FUMP Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42
FUNK! Head Springing Out Of Man's Body MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9
FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG Toilet Flushing MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
FURSHGLURK Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32
FUSH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
FUT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWABADAP! Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
FWADDAPP! Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
FWAK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
FWAM Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
FWAP Throwing Purse On Counter MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
FWAP Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
FWAP Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWAP! Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWEE Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWEE! Hair Raising MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FWEEE Baby Flying Through Air MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
FWEEE Rider flying MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FWEEEEE Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
FWEEP Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
FWEEP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FWiP Glove Door Opening MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
FWIP Siamese twins rolling over in bed. MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
FWIP Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
fwip Bride throwing bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP Jane Tying Two Vines Together MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11
FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWiSK Man Grabbing Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
FWISK Waiter running MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
FWISK FWISK A Hotel Maid Dusting MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
FWISK FWISK Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Man Sweeping Deserted Island MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11
FWISK GLURK Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of Rubbys Mouth To Make A Moletoff Cocktail MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38
FWISK GLURK Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11
FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP Camper un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FWIZZ Throwing a Chess Board MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FWOF Elephant Flashing Jane MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
FWOOF Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
FWOOSH Woman Swing A Tennis Racket MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11
FWOOSH SPASHLE Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FWOP Parachute Opening MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27
FWUMP Warewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
Fxlgxtlkfxg! Woman swearing MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12
GAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GAK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GAPLONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
GARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
GASHKLITZ Squirting Flower parted by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GASHKLITZ Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
GASHKLITZKA Water From Squirting Flower Hitting Face MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
GA-SHKLURTZ Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
GASHKUTZGA Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
GASHOOK GRUNCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GASHPLUTZGA Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11
GASKROOCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GA-SPLORTCH Boy Entering Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GASPLUSH Small Explorer Being Dropped Into Abig Pot By A Cannibal MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10
GEEEN Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
GIGAZING Trowling Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GING GEEEN Iv's Stretching MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
GING GING Violin String MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
GiNG GiNG Worm being stretched. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
GING GING Bow Being Pulled MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
GING GING Spring MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
GING GING, THWAT Schoolboy Stretching A Rubber Band Slingshot And Then Firing And Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
GING GOYNG Mask Flying Off Face MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT Frog Catching Fly MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15
GISHKLORK King Kong stepping on somebody MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
GISHKLURK Soup Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG Wedding Bells MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
GLANK Stick against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
GLAWK! Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
GLEET-GLEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK Water Bag Leaking MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
GLIKA-GLIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLiNK Worm popping out of ground. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GLINK Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
GLINK Walk Light Changing MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31
GLINK Water Falling Into A Tin Cup MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
GLINK Single Raindrop MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK Several Raindrops MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP A Bowl Of Soup MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21
GLISH GLUTCH YAK AWK GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOMBLOOM YAGGAK WHAP ROWR GROWR GURGLE GLUK Domestic Mayhem And Carnage Involving A Small Child, His Mother, A Dog And A Police Officer MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48
GLIT Pulling Hat from Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GLIT GLIT GLIT Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT Olive Oyl Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP Dripping Tap and Licenced Plumbers MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48
GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP GHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH Sculptor Molding Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GLOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
GLOOK Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole MAD #72, July 1962, Page 10
GLOOP Golf Ball Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
GLOOP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLOOP (7 times) GLUT Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLOOP! Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLOOT-GLOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLORP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Island Sinking Into Ocean MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLUK King Kong Throwing Food Into Mouth MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21
GLUK Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Indian Drinking Fire Water MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Popeye Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLUK! Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
GLUKKLE Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK Drinking beer. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUT Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
GLUT! Tongue Lashing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
GOING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING Car Bouncing on Springs MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
GOOMA-DOOM Oil Tanker Exploding MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13
GORSHLE GUSH Water Running From Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
GRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
GREEDLE-GREEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
GRING Telephone ring MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47
GROINK Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
GROWWWWMMM Car Growling Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
GRRM Motorcycle in Distance MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRROWN Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRRR Jeep Racing Up Hill MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
GRRRRRR… Angry Dogs Grawling At Fireman MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GUKGUK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN Fly Remover Vending Machine Working MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
GUWK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GWAP Dog Bitting Woman's Nose MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42
GYAAUGHT People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
HAR HAR Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEE-DE-HEE-HEE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEH HEH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Man With Hicups MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
HiC! Hick-up MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9
Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m Barbers' Buzz Cutter MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48
HO HA Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HO-HUM Man Yawning In Street MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
HONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
HOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
Huff…puff…Hmmmm… Ahhh…Mmmmmm… Huffa…puffa…gasp! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
HUFFLE-PUFFLE Dracula Breathing While Running MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
HUSH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
HUSHLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
ING DING DING DING DIN Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
INKLE-KLINK A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
JUGARUM Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KABOOMM Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11
KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! Lab Assistant Sneezing MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15
KACHUGH! CHUH! Train Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
KACHUNK Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KACHUNK GING PSSSSH Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48
KACHUNK KKKSH Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
KACHUNKA Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KACHUNK-KACHUNKA KACHUNK-KACHUNK KA-BONG Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9
KAHEEEE Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
KAKKAKKAKAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KAKROOSH Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KALLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK Heavy Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT Burping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
KAPOOOSHSHISH Tree Collapsing On Little Paige MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
KARRAK FIZZITZ POW Lightening Hitting A Person MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK Mafia Informant Sheffling Along In Some Custome Made Cement Shoes MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48
KASHPRITZA Bug spray. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40
KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 & 48
KATOONG Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KATOONK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
KATY-DID Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KATY-DIDN'T Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KAWK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KAZASH Television hitting the ceiling MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KAZOP! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KCHGGHCK Genteel Ben Getting Framed MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
K-CHOOK Elevator Door Closing MAD #72, July 1962, Page 37
KERACKK! Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
KIKATIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KING DING PLINK Zoo Keeper Dropping Key MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF Moderate Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KIPF KIPF Light Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KISS KISS KISS KISS Man Kissing Sand MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
KISS KISS KISS KISS King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
KITTOONG, SHKLUNK Brain Thrown Into Frankenstien's Head Like A Basketball MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page Back Cover
KKCHK CRACKLE CRUNCH Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
KKCHK FEW Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
KKKKKKKKKKKK Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KKKSH Brick Thrown Through A Window MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
KKKSSH Superman Crashing Through A Wall MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17
KLAK False Teeth Catching Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
KLAK Movie Scene Starter MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
KLAK Movie clapboard. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
KLAK Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK Hitting two small rocks together. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE Tin Cans Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
KLAKKLE Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16
KLANG A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12
KLANG Hippie Hitting Head On Stove MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG Metal Being Struck by Hammer MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page Back Cover
KLANG KLANG KLANG Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
KLANK Metal head trap MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KLANK FUSHSHKLORK Cement truck MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12
KLIK Thief Turning On Light MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLIK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLiK Video game gun jamming. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
KLiK Button on various power tools. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19
KLIK Toenail Being Clipped MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
KLiK Pressing a Button MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
KLIK Man Cocking His Pistol MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
KLIK Lady Turning Off A Lamp MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
KLIK Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLIK Remote control MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KLIK KLAK Cannon Bolt Action MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KLIK KLAK Monitor Being Adjusted MAD #243 Dec 1983 {age Back Cover
KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK Man folding up beach table. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK Man Walking Across "Water" MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
KLIK KLAK, ZIK KAZAK, PLOIP Prizon Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25
KLIK KLIK Man Turning A Television Dial MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK KLIK KLIK Guns Getting Ready MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15
KLIK KLIK KLIK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Capt. Kirk Hitting Keyes On Computer Terminal MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF Cinderella Running MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
KLIK VROOM SPOOSH Starting Modified Air Conditioner MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
KLiK-SPROiNG Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KLINGDINGGOON Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
KLINK A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
KLINK Man Snapping Chains of Shackles MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
KLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Inserting Coins Into Machine MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
KLINK GLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
KLINK GLINK GLUNK Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
KLINK KLUNK GADINK Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
KLINKADINK Coin Being Deposited In A Tell Your Fortune Machine MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
KLOINK Dracula Crashing Into A Statue MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
KLOMP Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48
KLOMP Butler Falling From Ceiling MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26
KLOMP Spiderman Crashing Into A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
KLONK Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
KLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLOON Rock against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KLOONK KA- DOONK Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15
KLOOONN Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK Man Drinking Moonshine MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
KLUMP Warden Tame Running MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Bartender Running Across The Floor MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Horse Tripping On Rock MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
KLUNK Stick falling on ground. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
KLUNK Car Hitting Bus MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
KLUNK Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
KLUPADA KLUPADA Galloping Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Someone Knocking On A Door MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
KooKooK KooKooK Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
KOONG Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF Man Coming up for Air in Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
KRAK Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
KRAK White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRAK Large rock against stout stick. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KRAK Gorilla Adjusting Baby' Tarzan's Back MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
KRAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KRAKKLE KRAK Casey Cracking His Knuckles MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30
KRAKLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
KRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Rock Hitting Ground MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
KREEK KREEK Clothes Line Being Pulled MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43
KRIDIT-KRIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK-KRIKIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRUGAZUNCH Two Lifeboats Colliding MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9
KRUNCH Cracking nuts. MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19
KRUNCH Capt. Kirk Breaking Off One Of The Arms To His Chair On The Bridge MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KSSHFWOOM Parachuter Crashing Through Building Roof MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
KSSSH Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
KUK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KWAPP! Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
KWEEE Man's Hair Standing On End MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15
KWEEK! KWEEK! Nostrils Flaring MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
KWOIP Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWONG Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
KWONK Man Being Hit on Head With Stick MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
KWONK Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWOP Woman catching bouqet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33
LAFLATCH Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
LEDDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
MAMP,SPWAT,TOK Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 35
MAP-MAP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
McPWAF Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
MMMMM... SMACK Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
MMMMMMMM Tape measure returning. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page19
MMMP, AARH, GA-SHLOIP Luke Removing His Mask MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
MMP ARG ECK Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11
MMP! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MOWM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
MUFFLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
NNYEEOWNNT Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
NOK NOK NOK NOK Salesman Knocking On A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
NOT-A-SOUND Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
OGGOCK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OGH! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEE Husband Snoreing MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13
OOF! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOGA Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
OOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOMP DOOMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
OONK OONK BLEEP Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
OOOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOOKK! AWK! Man Having Heart Attack MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48
OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! Santa Claus Moaning MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33
OOT Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
PADAP PADAP PADAP, KADOONK Prizon Guard Dribbling Then Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prizoner's Mouth MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
PAF Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into Prince MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Prince Turning Into A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Man Changing Into A Woman MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
PAF Bat Turning Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
PAF Frong Turning Into A Prince MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF TOOONG Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAK POW Coughing Truck Engine MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
PAM Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
PAT PAT PAT PAT Mother Patting A Baby's Head MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PAT PAT PAT PAT Baby Patting A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PATWANG, FWEEEE Branch Springing Back, Then Flinging Baby Tarzan Away MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13
PATWEEEE Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PBLRBLPSFT The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PFFFT-FRACK! Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFFFT-FRACK! Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFLAP Woman Holding Paper MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
PHLAKFFA Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
PHOOM King Kong stepping into a train car MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
PHOON Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PHOOO PHOOO Indian Blowing onto Fire MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
PHWAM Man slamming receiver on telephone MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
PIK PIK PIK Man Knotching Door Frame MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
PING (18 times over four panels) Pimples Popping MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48
PiNG THWAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PINK Jane Flicking Away Bug From Her Hair MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
PITOOIE Woman Spitting Out Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE Several People Spitting MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16
PITTOOIE Giant Man Spitting Out Bone MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP Bullet Richocheying off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
PLABLABLABLAB The Batmobile With A Flat Tire MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PLABLABLABLABL Bucket Rope Releasing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
PLAK Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
PLAK DAK THUK FRIT Man folding beach chair. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
PLAM Someone Shooting Themselves MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
PLAM Rifle MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13
PLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLAM PLAM Gun Firing MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
PLAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PLAP Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLAPF Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
PLINK (8 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLINK PLINK A Quarter Being Bounced On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17
PLINK PLINK PLONK Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
PLOIP Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
PLOIP Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PLOiP! Removing mask. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21
PLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOSH FLAPF Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
PLOP Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
PLOP Flying Hat Landing On Ground MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
PLOP A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
PLOP PHELOP People Droping From Smell Of General's Armpits MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17
PLORK Bird Feeding A Baby Bird MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
PLORK BLUT Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
PLORTCH Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
PLUNK Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLUNK Man Putting Clam In Pocket MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
PLUNK Patient Getting Gassed MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
PLUNK (4 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
PLURP Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
POFFISSS Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
Poing Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
POING Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING GEEN GEEN Flare Gun From A Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING POING POING Pogo Stick MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
POiNG THUK! Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG THUK! PINK Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG! Horse Jumping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
POINK Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
Poink Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
POiNK Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
POiNK! Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48
POiT Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
POIT Eye Being Released From Vacuum MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
POIT Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
PoiT Removing Cork From Bottle MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42
POiT! Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48
POiT! Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44
POIT, DOIT DIT Three Newsanchor's Taking Their Earpieces Out MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
POP Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48
POP Dream Balloon Popping MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14
POP Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
POP! Video game gun fireing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POW Motorcycle Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
PRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
PSSSH Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
PUTT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
PWADAK Skateboard crashing MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
PWAM Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
PWEEN Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PWOF Parachute MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
PWOiNG Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13
PWOK Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
PWOMPF Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUIET Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
QWACK WAAK WAAK Duck MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39
RAH-OOOM Car Speeding Away MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
RATTLE Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
RAWGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
RIP Human Phone Book Tearing In Half MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
RIP Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
RIP King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
RIP Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
RIP Spiderman Ripping Costume MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
RIP RIP Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK Surgery MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14
RiPF Parachuting Falling MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
ROWM Truck Taking Off Quickly MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
RRIP Tearing Magic Carpet MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
RRRRR Police Car Siren MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
RRRRREERRR Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
RRRRRR Ambulance Siren MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH Moses Parts the Red Sea MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16
RUMBLE RUMBLE Falling Rock MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE Thunder Storm MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA Chicken Nests Bouncing Around MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SAZZIKK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SCHKLURT Pizza Springing Into Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
SCHLAP Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLEP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIP Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIT Water Spraying Out Of Phone MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
SCHLOOP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLOOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
SHHH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP Pair Of Dancing Shoes At A Theatrical Shop MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15
SHIK SHIK Man shaving MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Man Scratching Back MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Jane Scratching Her Head MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHKLAZITCH yarg! Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SHKLiK Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48
SHKLIK Heart popping out of body. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
SHKLIKSA! Clam Squirting Man In Face MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLITZA Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SHKLiTZA Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SHKLIZICH! Flower Squirting Man MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLIZORTCH Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
SHKLIZZITZ Doctors Operating Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
SHKLIZZORTCH Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement From A Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
SHKLOORT THURCH Sculptor Molding Clay MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SHKLOP Heart bouncing on floor. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLORBBADORP Man hitting wet cement MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
SHKLORP Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
SHKLORP Ship being pulled from water by King Kong. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
SHKLURCH Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48
SHKLURK Man Grabbing Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKWITZ SHKWITZ Man Cleaning Eyeglasses MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11
SHLOOK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
SHLORP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39
SHMUZORFT Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast MAD #104. July 66, Page 42
SHNORKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SHOOGA SHIK Telephone moving MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHOOK Subway Train Door Opening MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
SHOOK SHOOK Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
SHOOO Spear MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17
SHPLEP Spiderman's Web Shooting Out MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SHPLOIP Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
SHPORK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK King Kong cleaning body parts out of his toes with a traffic signal MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHUFFLE SHIFFLE Man skooting on floor MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads MAD #111. June 67, Page 42
SILENCE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SIT SIT SIT Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SIZZLE SITZ Flare Fizzling Out MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48
SKAPASCH Movie Camera Falling Onto Man MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SKAPLUNCH Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKAPROING Pilot ejecting from jet MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH Magician Cut A Box In Half MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
SKLAZONCHO! Mervyn Cutting A Man In A Box Into Two MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28
SKLERCH! Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SKLiSHK Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14
SKLITCH King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26
SKLIZZORCH! Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKLOOSH Hand Squeezing Water Bag MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
SKLORK Steam Roller Hitting Eye MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
SKLORK Eye crushed by steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
SKLORSH Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
SKLORTCH,SKLITCH SKLITCH Atat Stepping On Ewok, Then Scraping It Off It's Foot MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
SKLUK Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLUKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLURK Fat Woman Sitting On Man MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26
SKNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNIKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNITCH Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
SKNOSH Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKRAK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKRAKIT SKRAKIT Wild Skrakit bird. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16
SKRAWK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREECH Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEE Truck Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEE Police Car Screeching To A Halt MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22
SKREEEE Braking Car MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SKREEEE Car Skidding To Stop MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
SKREEEE Tires from car breaking. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42
SKREEEEE Policeman Skidding To A Stop MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42
SKREEEEE Trucks Braking To A Halt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
SKREEEEE Camel Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21
SKREEEEEE Horses Stopping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
SKREEEEEE Moon rover MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33
SKREEEEEE Car turning a corner MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
SKREEEEEEEK Van Pulling up in a hurry MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
SKREEEEEK Horses stopping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31
SKREEEEK Horses Stopping MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
SKREEEEK Truck Coming To A Stop MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
SKREEEK Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
SKREEK Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
SKREEK Shoes Skidding To A Stop MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
SKREEK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEK Man Stopping MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7
SKREEK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
SKREEK Skateboard Stopping on Pavement MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23
SKREEK Car Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREEK SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK Woman Trying To Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
SKREEYEEEK Indian Turing Around A Cactus Arm MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ Policeman Writing Out A Summons MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23
SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK Carving outside of stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 23
SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROIK Superman Opening Window And Lifting House MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROINCH Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34
SKROINCH Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SKRONCH Raft Hitting The Beach MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
SKROOM Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKROOOK Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11
SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA Carving hole in stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ King Kong Playing With Toy MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
SKWA-BA-DAP Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12
SKWAKO Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
SKWAPPO The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SKWAPPO Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
SKWEEK SKWEEK Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
SKWEEK SKWEEK Mount Rushmore Ear Being Cleaned MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 2
SKWEEK SKWEEK Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Pepper mill MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter twisting choking man MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SLOBBLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SLURK GLURKLE GLUP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
SMAK Kissing MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Female Frog Kissing A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978. Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
SMASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SMEK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22
SNAP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SNAP Handcuffs MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
SNAP A Wishbone Snapping MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42
SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL Man Opening Survival Raft MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
SNAP KRAK Breaking Twigs MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
SNAP PLOOBADOOF Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SNAP SNAP Tadpole Snapping Fingers MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
SNAP SNAP Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
SNAP SNAP SNAP Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13
SNIF Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIFF Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF Dog Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIKKER Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
SNIP Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8
SNIP Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP Barber Scissors Snipping MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SNIP SNIP Nose Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP A Haircut MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP Cutting Bandages With Scissors MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SNiP! Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32
SNUFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SOB Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SPA- ZUNCH Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SPALOOSH Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48
SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9
SPAMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SPASH Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21
SPAZAT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST Water Pouring Over Of A Elavator Shaft MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
SPLADUNK Caskett Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9
SPLAK Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLAP Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10
SPLAP!! Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
SPLAPPLE PLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH Bath water Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15
SPLAT Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
SPLAT Face Being Punched MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26
SPLAT Hand Squishing Spider MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
SPLAT Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPLAT People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SPLAZOOSH Woman Pouring Water On Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPLISH Man Diving Into Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP …. Dancing In The Rain MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
SPLOIT Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLOOSH Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
SPLOOSH Golf Club Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
SPLOP Bird Falling And Hitting Ground MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
SPLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLORK Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around Kitchen While Eating MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORPLE BLAPPLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLOYDOING Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
SPLURP Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPMAMP Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SPMAP! Stepping on bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
SPOOF Flame Starting MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPOOSHT Man Geeting Squirted By A Fire Hydrant MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
SPOP Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPRAZOT SPRAT Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITSITS Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZAWITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZZITZ Spiderman Being Sprayed With Bug Spray MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SPROiNG Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROING Body Popping Out of Cake MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
SPROING Female Frog Jumping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SPROING Spring Snake Popping Out Of Basket MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
SPROING GING Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROINGACHONK Spring-loaded ax MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
SPROiNGDOiNK Mechanical Boxing Glove MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SPROP BLOP BLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPROWMMM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUKKONK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUSH Perspiration Being Released MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 37
SPUTZ! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUTZ-SPITZA CHUKKUNK-CLUNK Car Running Out Of Gas MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
SPWAKO Ship Being Hit Tremendously Hard With A Champagne Bottle MAD #247 June 1984 Page 11
SPWAP Construction Worker Stamp "Kill" On Steam Shovel MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
SPWAPPO People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SSAT Phone Book Shaped Flattened Human Body Creasing At Spine MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
SSLiT Spy Pulling Poisoned Dagger From Cane MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
SSSSSSSS Deflating Doctor's Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
SSSST! Bug Sizzling By Magnifying Glass Sunlight MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
STAMP (10 times) Group Stamping Of Feet MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 42
STAMP STAMP Large Mechanical Foot Stomping MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 23
STEALTH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
STOINK PING King Kong breaking a train MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
STOOF Grabbing Grocery Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
STOONG Gargoyle Hitting Saleman In The Head MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
STOOPFT! Man In Bird Suit Crashing To Ground MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 40
STROINGGOINK Olive Oyl Falling Down A Sidewalk Grating And Being Saved By Her Nose MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT Folding up flattened man. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWAP Football Hitting Mans Face MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 42
SWIF Throwing "folded man" airplane. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWISH FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SWIT Hippie Slipping On Banana Peel MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
SWIT Net Hitting Genteel Ben MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
SWIT FLIP SNAT GAFLOR ZINGO PLOOF ZIZ KLAK FAZZAT TWOP TONK PLIF FLINK FAK POK ETC. ETC. ETC. Camper re-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
SWiT-PLOP Plate Hitting Spaghetti MAD #126 April 1969, Page 29
SWIT-PLOP Baggers Bagging Groceries MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SWIT-PLOP Nurse Sitting Man on Table MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SWIT-SWIT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
SWIZZAK Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SWIZZAT-SWAT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
TAP BAP SHA-PAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
tap tap tap Patter of little feet MAD #36 December 1957 Page 41
TAP TAP TAP Prisoners Rapping Spoons And Cups MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TAP TAP TAP Blind Man Walking Into The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP Foot tapping road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP TAP Man tapping on window MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Blind Man's Cane MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
TAP!TAP!TAP! Conductor Tapping MAD #55 June 1960, Page 9
TATTATATTAT Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAPLOOF Horse Jumping From On Ledge To Another MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
THHHUT! THHHHT! Man Getting Two Arrows In the Back MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THHLORP Spiderman Sending Web Into Soup MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THIKOOSH Hippie Lighting Match On Crusty Jeans MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
ThiZ ZiZ ZiZ Ziz … Spiderman's Secret Web Fluid Backfiring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
THLBBADUP Dracula Being Emptied Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
THLIP Door Opening On The Enterprise MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 30
THLOOP! Sculptor Swiping Across Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
THLUCK Bird Pulling A Baby Bird Out Of An Another Baby Bird's Mouth MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
THLUP Kid Putting Eyeplug In Eye Socket MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
THOiP Sword Being Drawn From Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
THOIPOING Man's Eyes Popping Toward Beautiful Girl MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
THOMP SKLUK SPLATCH GOOSH Conehead Stomping On Opponent MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 44
THOO Collapsing Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THOO DOOMP Two Bodies Hitting Ground MAD #166, April 1974, Page 23
THOOF-FOING Paleontologist Getting Bounced On By Dinosaur MAD #112. July 67, Page 48
THOOM THOOM Thor Demanding Service In A typical Restaurant MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
THOOMP Tarzan Landing On Ground MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 48
THOOMP Tarzan Landing on Ground MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
THOT Recessed Head Popping Back To Normal MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THUBALUP THUBALUP THUBALUP Horse Galloping Along MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 & 15
THUD Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
THUD Spiderman Crashing To The Ground MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
THUGAWUNK Fireman Falling To Ground Off A Shortened Pole MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
THUMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
THUMP (6 times) Cavemen Thumping Cheasts MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
THUMP BUMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
THUMP BUMP KLUMP TRUMP Belly Rumbling MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP Big rock beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
THUMP! Match Stick Hitting Floor MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
THUNCK Chemistry Set Being Bashed On Head MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
THUTHHHH.... Recessed Head Inflating MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THWA-DAP! SPLA-MAP! Man slamed on sidewalk by bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
THWAK Forest Varlet, Little John, Hitting Robin Hood In The Head With A Staff MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
THWAK Driver Hitting Caddy MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAK Chicago Policeman Hitting Hippie MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
THWAK Man Slapping Man On Back MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
THWAK Slap on the back. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
THWAK Man Hitting Woman With Tennis Racket MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWAK Hand Slapping Baby's Butt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
THWAK Tooth Being Knocked Out Of Mouth With A Hockey Puck MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 21
THWAK BAK PWADAK KLAK Men Fighting With Sticks MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK Stout stick beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
THWAP Footballplayer Grabbing Ball And Coach's Hand MAD #109. Mar 67, Page 15
THWAP Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAP Clamp being slapped into hand. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 8
THWAT Bully Strongman Throwing Sand On Head Of Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 41
THWiP Man Kicking Man MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWIT Poster Being Unrolled MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
THWOCK! A Fat Lady Hitting A Firemen's Safety Net MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 41
THWOK Arrow Splitting Apple And Sticking In Tree MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
THWOP Scalpel slapped through hand MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 8
THWOP Civil War Cap Thrown To Ground MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
THWOP Spiderman Shooting Out Web MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THWOP! Man Returning To Original Shape MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWOP! Giant Shoe Hitting Man MAD #135 June 1970, Page 12
THWUK Woman Hitting Tennis Ball MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWUK Hillbilly Being Kicked In The Rear MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
TIK TIK SKREEE Running Down Steps And Skidding To A Stop MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIK TIK TIK TIK Video game MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18-19
TIK TIK TIK TIK Hitting stout stick against small rock. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TA-TAGAK TAK TIKKA TAKKA Typist Tying On Typewriter MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
TIKA TIKA TIKA TIKA Running Down Wood Steps MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIKA-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIKATIK-CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA (52 times) BING CHIKA-CHUNK THWIZZIK ZAK BING Woman Using Typwriter MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
TING Man Flipping Coin MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
TING Dungeon Guard Flipping A Coin MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 43
TING Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
Ting aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
Ting-aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
TINGALINGA Bicycle Bell Ringing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
TIP-TIPPITY TAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
TOING Musical Note Flag Popping Out Of Flute MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
TOK Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
TOK TOK TOK TOK Caveman Chiseling Out A Wheel MAD #239, June 1983, Page 11
TONG Brick Hitting A Guy On The Head MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
TONG Bell MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
TONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOD TOOD Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOODLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TOOF THAFF FAK Man Spitting Fly Out Of Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
TOOMP, FWOP, FWIFFFFFF Car Hitting Inflated Man,Who Bounces Into The Air Continuing To Inflate MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27
TOON Man Tapping Human Volleyball Into Air MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 16
TOONG Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
TOONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOOOO Emergency Broadcast System Warning MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
TOOWIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOOWOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TROMP TROMP TROMP Prisoners Jumping Up And Down MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TROMP TROMP,TEEOO TEEOO Atat Type Vehicle Chasing And Shooting Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA Gorilla Beating His Chest MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
TWEEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TWEEN SPWANG Man Having Pistols Shot Out Of Hands MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14
TWOK Dancing Genteel Ben Knocking Gun Out Of Man's Hand MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
TWONG Woman Hitting Harp MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
TWONG Robin Hood Firing Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
TWONG Violin Bow Slipping MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
TWONG Thirsty Firing A Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
TWOYYOYYOING THUK UGH Prince Valiant Plucking A Very Tight Bowstring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
TZING Power Saw MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
TZING TZONG TZOONG TZWANG Conehead Hacking Up People With Sword MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
UK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ULP! Princess Swallowing Frog MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
UMPF! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
UMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
UNKLIK Man Being Released From Dungeon Wall MAD #232, July 1982, Page 44
URRSSSH URSSHHH Hippie Smoking Pipe MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
UUUUURP! Flower Burping MAD #45 March 1959, Page 40
VAROOM ROWM Cars Racing Down A Street MAD #209. Sep 1979, Page 13
VAROOM! VROOM-SPAK! BROOM SPUT- POW!!! GROWRROOOM!! Motorcycle Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
VARROOM SKREEK Police Car Accelerating Quickly MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VOOFEN! VOOFEN! The Katzenjammer Kid's Dog Barking At Them In German MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
VOOM VOOM Darth Vader's And Luke Skywalker's Lightsabers Coming On MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page42
VOOMAROOMA Man Going Down A Hill In A Two-Wheel Device MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
VOW Airplane Lifting Off MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
VOWM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VOWM Speeding Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VROOM Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
VROOM Car MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
VROOM VROOM A Hotel Maid Running A Vacuum Cleaner MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
VROON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VROOON VREEN VOWN Cars Passing A Hitchhiker Up MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
VWOO Jane Swinging On A Vine MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
WAK (nine times) Eskimo Beating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
WAM WAM WAM WAM WAM Hammering Sign MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
WAP Man Kicking Woman Of A Building Ledge MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WAP WAP WAP WAP Man Driving A Stake Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
WAWKLE!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
WEE HAAH Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
WEEEEEEE Emergency Warning System Alert MAD #238, April 1983, Page 12
WEEEOOOOWEEEOOO WEEEOOOO WEEOOOO WEEEOOOOWEE Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEE Ambulance Siren MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
WEEOOWEEEOOOO WEEEOOOO Fire Truck Siren MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
WEEOOWEEOOOO Police Motorcycle Siren MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
WHAK DINK KLANK KLING DOINK PLOP Baseball Bouncing In Enclosed Stadium MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM Using Coconut to Nail Sign To Palm Tree MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 32
WHAM PLAM KLOON BOONG KLOONG POONG KAPLAM SPMAM Boy Kicking The Heck Out Of A Vending Type Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
WHAP A Lady Sleeping Banner While Sleeping MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
WHAP! Man Getting Hit Upside The Head By Wife MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
WHAP SPMAMP WUNK KACHONK Schoolboy Being Beaten To A Pulp By Other Classmates MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
WHEEAH! WHEEAH! Man In Psychiatrist Office Thinking He's A Horse MAD #66, October 1961, Page 9
WHIR WHIR WHIR WHIR Window Washers Safety Bucket MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
WHIR! SNIP WHIRR SNIP Tape Being Pulled From Tape Dispenser And Chopped Off, Then String Being Unspooled From Same Dispenser And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7,8
WHIRR Movie camera rolling. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
WHIRR WHIRR Movie Camera MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
WHIRR! SNIP WHIRR! SNAP! Tongue Being Pulled From Boss's Head And Chopped Off Using His Teeth, Then Single Hair Stretched From Same Head And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7.8
WHISK Prince Lifting Princess Into His Arms MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
WHOMP CHOMP RIP SKLIK URP GLORK Hungry cave family eating. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 17
WHOOOOOOOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
WHOOSH Gust Of Wind MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
WINK WINK Eye Winking MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
WINK-WINK WINKITY WINK BLINK Chimpanzee Winking MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10
WONG THUK! Little John Shooting Arrow At A Gallows MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
WONK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
WOOOSH Magic Carpet Levitating Quickly MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
WOOOSH (4 times) Tarzan Swinging On A Vine MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10,11
WOOPWOOPWOOP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WUNK Doctor Kicking A TV Set And A Patient MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
WUNK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
WUNK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
Xmng! Man swearing MAD #31 February 1957 Page 29
YAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YAAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
YAHHAH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
YAK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YARG! Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
YARGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YEECH! Fay Wray MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
YING YING Mask Rubber Strap Stretching MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YIP-YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YOWYOWYOW Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YUKKLE YUK Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ZAP Tongue Projecting Out To Snatch Fly MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZAP GING GING TWONG SPLAT Two Frogs Catching Eachother With Tongues MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 16,17
ZAP POW Lightning Hitting People MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
ZAT Band-Aid Ripping Off Skin MAD #167, June 1974, Page 37
ZAZIK, KATOONG,SPROING Lever Being Depressed Then Flinging Han Solo From His Frozen Toomb MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 40
ZEEM Rider falling MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
ZIK ZIK ZIK Rubbing Twigs Together MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
ZIK ZOCK FOON FIT KLUNK Sofa un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
ZIKKA ZAZZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZAZIK ZIK ZIZZAK Man Dialing A Telephone MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
ZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIP Bug Hiding MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12
ZIP Zipping Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
ZIT MOP FLOOM FAK SWAT Table and chairs un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZIT ZITZIZIZIZZZZZZ Spiderman Slipping Down A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
ZIT-SREEK SKRAK ZIDIT- POW Drilling Through Ceiling Into Human Head With Drill Dying MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZIT-ZIT-ZIT- ZIT-ZAT-ZAT SWIZAP! Waiter Slicing Ham MAD #127 June 1969, Page 28
ZiZ Tape measure going out. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZIZAZIK ZIK-ZIK ZIZZAK ZIKA-ZIKA Man Dialing Push Button Phone MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
ZLITZ… PLORF Snoopy Falling Asleep On An Icy Roof MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
ZOOO TWEEE Bullets Whizzing And Ricocheting MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 48
ZOOT Un-zipping zipper. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12-13
ZOWM A Cannonball Being Tossed MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
ZOWM Truck MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
ZOWNT Vacuum/power sander. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 20
ZWEECH The Phantom Closing The Zipper On His Purple Body Suit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ZWEEN Sword MAD #271 June 1987 Page 48
ZWEET Civil War Sword Pulled From Scabbard MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
ZWIT FAT Kid Pulling Radio Cord Through Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
ZWIT GLAP ZWOT TINK Light fixture un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZWIT ZWIT ZWIT Bank Robber Turning Safe Dial MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
ZWIT-SPROING Man Pulling String And Boxing Glove Leaving Hat MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
ZZIP Eskimo Unzipping Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
ZZT-CHOMP Bee Buzzing Then Getting Eaten MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 13
ZZZ GLAP Frog Swallowing Bug MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
ZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ Bee Buzzing MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12 and 13
ZZZZ Fly Buzzing MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZZZZ ZZT-ZNIK SNUFFLE SNORK Snoring MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Lady Sleeping During Chess Game MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZGLUK Sleeping Fellow Having A Fish Tossed Down His Throat MAD #72, July 1962, Page 9
ZZZZOOWNT Drilling Through A Fence MAD #94, April 1965, Page 33
ZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Tee MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Teeth Leaving Caddy's Mouth MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Power saw and drill. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZZZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
ZZZZZZZ Doctor Sleeping MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
ZZZZZZZZ Drilling Into Ceiling MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZZZZZZZZZ Man Falling Down Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Fly MAD #41 September 1958, Page 23
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Three Girls Sleeping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 14AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK!
UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20
AAAK AAK Busy City People Coughing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
AAEEFWOFAAEE One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
AAGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
ACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ACK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ACK GAK GARK! Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page Back Cover
AGH! UGH! ARG! Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34
AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
AHHHHHHHHHH Frankenstein Inhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
AHWEEEEEE-AK A Cow Horn MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48
AK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA Truck Horn MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
APPLAUD YEA! Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
ARARAGH!! Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARARGH!! Large Gorilla Growl MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK Princess Using Mouthwash MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG A Lady And The Hulk Making Love MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP Tarzan Fighting With Leopard MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
ARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
ARRARGH! RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRARGHNNARRGH An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
ARRARGLE! The Hulk Calling A Waiter MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRGH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
AWK Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
AWK GAK ARGH GASP Patient Choking MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
AWK! Bride MAD #265 September 1986 Page 31
AWK! Groom MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO Capt. Kirk Crying MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
BAM! Lightning MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11
BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
BAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
BAP-KRAK KIK HIT Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
BARF BARF Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
B-B-B-BORFFT! Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
BBBLPLAST Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
BBFRPRAFPGHPP Doctor Farting MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL Man making lip sounds MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
BEAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BEEDOOP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BEEYOOP The Hulk Turning Into Banner MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
BING BING BING BING BING Desk Bell Being Rung MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26
BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
BING BONG Doorbell MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48
BING BONG Door bell MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19
BIZZZT Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
BLAM Gun Firing MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25
BLAM Gun Being Fired MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
BLAM Prizoner In A Dungeon Being Shot MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13
BLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! Shooting A Fake Horse Head MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16
BLAM BLAM Settlers Shooting At Indians MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
BLAM BLAM Shotgun MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
BLAM BLAM BLAM Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
BLAM BLAM PoiT Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spys MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM Guns Firing At Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
BLAMP BLAMP Gun Shots MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
BLAP BLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEP Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17
BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB Helicopter Hovering MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BLINK BLINK Deformed Eye Blinking MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLINK BLINK Flashing Truck Headlights MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
BLiNK BLiNK Man Blinking MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLINK BLINK Frankenstein Eye Moving MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27
BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK Flashing Lighted Arrows MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLIOMP Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLIT Eye Being Vacuumed MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLOBBLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLOIT Popeye's Muscle Popping Up MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
BLOOM BLOOM Real gun firing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19
BLOOP Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
BLORF BREEDEET Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
BLORP Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BLORP Eyes Popping up in Water MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page Back Cover
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Helicopter Flying MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Boy Sinking in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BONG Man's Head Hitting A Bell MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48
BONG Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
BONG Refrigerator Timer Going Off MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
BONG Train Station Local Number Popping Up MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 42
BONG Clock Striking Midnight MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
BONG Elevator Stopping At A Floor MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page Back Cover
BONG, FLADIP, FLUK Tell Your Fortune Machine Ticket Ready And Guy Picks Up Ticket MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
BOOM Cannon MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
BOOM Shooting Man Out Of Cannon MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) A Distant Drum Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
BOOMER-ROOM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
BPLFLT! Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27
BRAGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BRAK GRAK Car Shifting To First Gear MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BRAP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
BRAVO BRAVO Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BREEBEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEDEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEP-BREEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BREET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BROOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47
BRING Phone Ringing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29
BRNNGT BRNNGT Telephone Ringing MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
BROODOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BROOM Car Wheeling Away MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA Car Revving For A Drag Race MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
BRRRAPP! Boy Belching MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … Phone Ring MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
BUR-RP Patient Belching In I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
BWAUGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BWEEP Scientists Leg Growing MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48
BZOWNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZNNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZOWNT! Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
BZZT BZZT Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37
BZZZ BZZT Flying Insect MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA Change Machine For Telephone MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37
BZZZT KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA Vending Machine About To Make Change MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CAW CAW CAW Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CAW-CAW-CAW Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Mother Shaking A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Baby Shaking Another Baby MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKUNK-DING-RIP Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
CHEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHIKA CHUNK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
CHIMP CHIMP Fingernail Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18
CHOMP Genteel Ben Eating MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
CHOMP Patient Biting String MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
CHOMP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
CHOMP CHOMP Full Mouth Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
CHOMP CHOMP Bird Eating Clam MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
CHOMP CHOMP Spiderman Eating A Fly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Hippie Eating A Banana MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK Vultures Eating Car MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP Man Drinking From A Bottle MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Man Biting Wrench And Chewing MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
CHONK Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
CHONK CHONK CHONK Subtotal Chopping At Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
CHONK KRAKLE GLUK Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK Man Digging Ground MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Man Chopping Down Tree MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHOP-CHOP Scout Hitting Tree With Ax MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
CHUCKLE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steam Roller MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
CHUNK Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
CHUNK Bird stabbing worm with fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
CHUNK-KASHINK Shovel MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9
CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER Man's Bones Breaking MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13
CLANG Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
CLANG CLANG CLANG Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
CLAP CLAP! Applause MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP Prisoners Applauding Chef MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
CLATTA CAK CLAKA Chicken Laying Egg MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLATTER Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
CLICK Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24
CLICK! A Photographer Taking A Picture MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10
CLIK CLIK Running Down Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
Clik Clik Chicken Jumping Into Nest MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLiK KLAK Key Opening Steam Cabinet MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29
CLIK RRROOOOM Electric Fan Being Turned On MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK Running Up Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
CLINK Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9
CLINK CLOINK BZZT Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP Dracula Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Lady Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLONK! Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15.
CRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP Pay Phone being assaulted MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
CRUGAZUNCH Two Cars Colliding MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
CRUNCH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRUNCH Sign Hitting Ground MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
CRUNCHLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
DANG Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIK DIK, DIK DAKDIK DAKKADAK DIKKA DAKKA Typist Typing On A Computer Keypad MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
DIKKA DIK DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31
DING Elevator Door About To Close MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39
DING Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
DING (13 times) Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man Filling Himself Up With Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm clock MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DINGALINA DINGALINGA Dooms Day Man Ringing A Bell MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11
DINGALINGA Cannibal Ringing A Bell MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23
DINK DINK DINK DINK Tip-Toeing MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DIT Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
DIT DIT Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye Rolling Across The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye bouncing across road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DIT-CLUNK Fish Hitting Green And Hole MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DOIP Eye popping out. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DOiP! Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DOMP DOMP DOMP Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16
DONG Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DON'T WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times) A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
DOOBADOOBADOOBA Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
DOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
DOONT Man Hitting Pole MAD #120 July 1968, Page Inside Front
DOOOT Lunchtime Work Whistle MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page Back Cover
doop Food falling out of man's mouth MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
DOOT Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48
DRIPPLE BLIT Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA Tarzan Beating Chest MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ECK! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ECKECK! Dog With a Tic MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11
EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH Tarzan's Distress Call MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
EECH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
EEEAAAGH!! Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Car Screaming Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
FABA DABA ZAP Electodes Delivering 400,000 Volts MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23
FABADAP Cows Udder Moving Again MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FAGROON KLUMBLE KLUMBLE Food Mart Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14
FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FAP A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10
FAROOLANA, FASHUNK Coroner Opening , Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23
FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
FASHKLORK Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26
FERRAP! Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
FERRIP! King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FFFFOOOOOOOO Frankenstein Exhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
FFFRRRAAPFT! Man Expelling Compressed Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
FFPGHFTP! Caveman blowing stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
FIDIP-FIDIP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIFF-FRREP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FINK! Head Springing Out Of Toy MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8
FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP Survival Raft Inflating MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
FIP-FIP Cows Udder Moving MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FITZ ROWR A Hungry Stomach Churning MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
FIZZAZZIT Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
FLABADAP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLADAT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLAFFLIFF Flasher Opening His Overcoat MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP Woman folding up man. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLAP! FLAP! Ears Flapping MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FLEEDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF Robber Putting on Mask MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17
FLIFF FLIFF Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
fliff fliffle florf sworf Tarzan Missing The Next Vine MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
FLIFFLAFF Dracula Opening His Cape MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLIFFLE FLIF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
FLIK Flicking a Bug MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FLIK King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FLiK Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27
FLIK Parachuter Pulling Out Instruction Card MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
FLIK Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43
FLING Person Flipping A Coin MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page Inside Front Cover
FLIP A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
FLIP BLAP BLAP Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FLIT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLOBA-DAP! Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
floof Small Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF Large Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF FLOOF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! Many Smoke Signals Rising Quickly MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOON Atomic Blast At Ground Zero MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP Man folding beach umbrella. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLOP Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
FLOPLOPLOPLOP Woman Falling In Slices MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
FLORK Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
FOOF Stove Being Turned On MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
FOOM Explosion MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM DING (12 times) Fireworks On Scoreboard MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
FOOM! Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
FOOMP! Safe Falling On Man And Woman MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40
FOOSH Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 0
FOOSH FWIZZISH Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
FOOSHT Beam Of Light Insinerating Character MAD #240 July 1983 Page28
FOOWOOM Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man MAD #240 July 1983 Page Back Cover
FOWM Mask Retracting MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
FROOM Police Car Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA Skateboard MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FUMP Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42
FUNK! Head Springing Out Of Man's Body MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9
FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG Toilet Flushing MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
FURSHGLURK Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32
FUSH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
FUT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWABADAP! Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
FWADDAPP! Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
FWAK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
FWAM Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
FWAP Throwing Purse On Counter MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
FWAP Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
FWAP Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWAP! Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWEE Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWEE! Hair Raising MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FWEEE Baby Flying Through Air MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
FWEEE Rider flying MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FWEEEEE Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
FWEEP Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
FWEEP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FWiP Glove Door Opening MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
FWIP Siamese twins rolling over in bed. MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
FWIP Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
fwip Bride throwing bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP Jane Tying Two Vines Together MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11
FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWiSK Man Grabbing Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
FWISK Waiter running MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
FWISK FWISK A Hotel Maid Dusting MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
FWISK FWISK Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Man Sweeping Deserted Island MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11
FWISK GLURK Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of Rubbys Mouth To Make A Moletoff Cocktail MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38
FWISK GLURK Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11
FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP Camper un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FWIZZ Throwing a Chess Board MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FWOF Elephant Flashing Jane MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
FWOOF Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
FWOOSH Woman Swing A Tennis Racket MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11
FWOOSH SPASHLE Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FWOP Parachute Opening MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27
FWUMP Warewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
Fxlgxtlkfxg! Woman swearing MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12
GAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GAK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GAPLONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
GARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
GASHKLITZ Squirting Flower parted by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GASHKLITZ Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
GASHKLITZKA Water From Squirting Flower Hitting Face MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
GA-SHKLURTZ Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
GASHKUTZGA Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
GASHOOK GRUNCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GASHPLUTZGA Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11
GASKROOCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GA-SPLORTCH Boy Entering Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GASPLUSH Small Explorer Being Dropped Into Abig Pot By A Cannibal MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10
GEEEN Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
GIGAZING Trowling Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GING GEEEN Iv's Stretching MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
GING GING Violin String MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
GiNG GiNG Worm being stretched. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
GING GING Bow Being Pulled MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
GING GING Spring MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
GING GING, THWAT Schoolboy Stretching A Rubber Band Slingshot And Then Firing And Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
GING GOYNG Mask Flying Off Face MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT Frog Catching Fly MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15
GISHKLORK King Kong stepping on somebody MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
GISHKLURK Soup Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG Wedding Bells MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
GLANK Stick against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
GLAWK! Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
GLEET-GLEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK Water Bag Leaking MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
GLIKA-GLIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLiNK Worm popping out of ground. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GLINK Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
GLINK Walk Light Changing MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31
GLINK Water Falling Into A Tin Cup MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
GLINK Single Raindrop MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK Several Raindrops MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP A Bowl Of Soup MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21
GLISH GLUTCH YAK AWK GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOMBLOOM YAGGAK WHAP ROWR GROWR GURGLE GLUK Domestic Mayhem And Carnage Involving A Small Child, His Mother, A Dog And A Police Officer MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48
GLIT Pulling Hat from Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GLIT GLIT GLIT Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT Olive Oyl Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP Dripping Tap and Licenced Plumbers MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48
GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP GHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH Sculptor Molding Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GLOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
GLOOK Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole MAD #72, July 1962, Page 10
GLOOP Golf Ball Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
GLOOP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLOOP (7 times) GLUT Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLOOP! Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLOOT-GLOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLORP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Island Sinking Into Ocean MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLUK King Kong Throwing Food Into Mouth MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21
GLUK Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Indian Drinking Fire Water MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Popeye Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLUK! Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
GLUKKLE Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK Drinking beer. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUT Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
GLUT! Tongue Lashing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
GOING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING Car Bouncing on Springs MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
GOOMA-DOOM Oil Tanker Exploding MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13
GORSHLE GUSH Water Running From Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
GRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
GREEDLE-GREEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
GRING Telephone ring MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47
GROINK Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
GROWWWWMMM Car Growling Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
GRRM Motorcycle in Distance MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRROWN Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRRR Jeep Racing Up Hill MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
GRRRRRR… Angry Dogs Grawling At Fireman MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GUKGUK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN Fly Remover Vending Machine Working MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
GUWK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GWAP Dog Bitting Woman's Nose MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42
GYAAUGHT People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
HAR HAR Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEE-DE-HEE-HEE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEH HEH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Man With Hicups MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
HiC! Hick-up MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9
Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m Barbers' Buzz Cutter MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48
HO HA Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HO-HUM Man Yawning In Street MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
HONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
HOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
Huff…puff…Hmmmm… Ahhh…Mmmmmm… Huffa…puffa…gasp! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
HUFFLE-PUFFLE Dracula Breathing While Running MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
HUSH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
HUSHLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
ING DING DING DING DIN Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
INKLE-KLINK A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
JUGARUM Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KABOOMM Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11
KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! Lab Assistant Sneezing MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15
KACHUGH! CHUH! Train Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
KACHUNK Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KACHUNK GING PSSSSH Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48
KACHUNK KKKSH Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
KACHUNKA Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KACHUNK-KACHUNKA KACHUNK-KACHUNK KA-BONG Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9
KAHEEEE Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
KAKKAKKAKAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KAKROOSH Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KALLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK Heavy Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT Burping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
KAPOOOSHSHISH Tree Collapsing On Little Paige MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
KARRAK FIZZITZ POW Lightening Hitting A Person MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK Mafia Informant Sheffling Along In Some Custome Made Cement Shoes MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48
KASHPRITZA Bug spray. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40
KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 & 48
KATOONG Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KATOONK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
KATY-DID Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KATY-DIDN'T Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KAWK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KAZASH Television hitting the ceiling MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KAZOP! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KCHGGHCK Genteel Ben Getting Framed MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
K-CHOOK Elevator Door Closing MAD #72, July 1962, Page 37
KERACKK! Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
KIKATIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KING DING PLINK Zoo Keeper Dropping Key MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF Moderate Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KIPF KIPF Light Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KISS KISS KISS KISS Man Kissing Sand MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
KISS KISS KISS KISS King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
KITTOONG, SHKLUNK Brain Thrown Into Frankenstien's Head Like A Basketball MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page Back Cover
KKCHK CRACKLE CRUNCH Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
KKCHK FEW Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
KKKKKKKKKKKK Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KKKSH Brick Thrown Through A Window MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
KKKSSH Superman Crashing Through A Wall MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17
KLAK False Teeth Catching Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
KLAK Movie Scene Starter MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
KLAK Movie clapboard. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
KLAK Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK Hitting two small rocks together. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE Tin Cans Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
KLAKKLE Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16
KLANG A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12
KLANG Hippie Hitting Head On Stove MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG Metal Being Struck by Hammer MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page Back Cover
KLANG KLANG KLANG Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
KLANK Metal head trap MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KLANK FUSHSHKLORK Cement truck MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12
KLIK Thief Turning On Light MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLIK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLiK Video game gun jamming. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
KLiK Button on various power tools. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19
KLIK Toenail Being Clipped MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
KLiK Pressing a Button MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
KLIK Man Cocking His Pistol MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
KLIK Lady Turning Off A Lamp MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
KLIK Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLIK Remote control MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KLIK KLAK Cannon Bolt Action MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KLIK KLAK Monitor Being Adjusted MAD #243 Dec 1983 {age Back Cover
KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK Man folding up beach table. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK Man Walking Across "Water" MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
KLIK KLAK, ZIK KAZAK, PLOIP Prizon Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25
KLIK KLIK Man Turning A Television Dial MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK KLIK KLIK Guns Getting Ready MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15
KLIK KLIK KLIK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Capt. Kirk Hitting Keyes On Computer Terminal MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF Cinderella Running MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
KLIK VROOM SPOOSH Starting Modified Air Conditioner MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
KLiK-SPROiNG Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KLINGDINGGOON Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
KLINK A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
KLINK Man Snapping Chains of Shackles MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
KLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Inserting Coins Into Machine MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
KLINK GLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
KLINK GLINK GLUNK Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
KLINK KLUNK GADINK Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
KLINKADINK Coin Being Deposited In A Tell Your Fortune Machine MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
KLOINK Dracula Crashing Into A Statue MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
KLOMP Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48
KLOMP Butler Falling From Ceiling MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26
KLOMP Spiderman Crashing Into A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
KLONK Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
KLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLOON Rock against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KLOONK KA- DOONK Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15
KLOOONN Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK Man Drinking Moonshine MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
KLUMP Warden Tame Running MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Bartender Running Across The Floor MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Horse Tripping On Rock MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
KLUNK Stick falling on ground. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
KLUNK Car Hitting Bus MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
KLUNK Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
KLUPADA KLUPADA Galloping Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Someone Knocking On A Door MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
KooKooK KooKooK Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
KOONG Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF Man Coming up for Air in Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
KRAK Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
KRAK White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRAK Large rock against stout stick. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KRAK Gorilla Adjusting Baby' Tarzan's Back MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
KRAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KRAKKLE KRAK Casey Cracking His Knuckles MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30
KRAKLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
KRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Rock Hitting Ground MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
KREEK KREEK Clothes Line Being Pulled MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43
KRIDIT-KRIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK-KRIKIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRUGAZUNCH Two Lifeboats Colliding MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9
KRUNCH Cracking nuts. MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19
KRUNCH Capt. Kirk Breaking Off One Of The Arms To His Chair On The Bridge MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KSSHFWOOM Parachuter Crashing Through Building Roof MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
KSSSH Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
KUK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KWAPP! Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
KWEEE Man's Hair Standing On End MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15
KWEEK! KWEEK! Nostrils Flaring MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
KWOIP Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWONG Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
KWONK Man Being Hit on Head With Stick MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
KWONK Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWOP Woman catching bouqet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33
LAFLATCH Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
LEDDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
MAMP,SPWAT,TOK Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 35
MAP-MAP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
McPWAF Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
MMMMM... SMACK Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
MMMMMMMM Tape measure returning. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page19
MMMP, AARH, GA-SHLOIP Luke Removing His Mask MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
MMP ARG ECK Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11
MMP! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MOWM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
MUFFLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
NNYEEOWNNT Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
NOK NOK NOK NOK Salesman Knocking On A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
NOT-A-SOUND Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
OGGOCK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OGH! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEE Husband Snoreing MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13
OOF! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOGA Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
OOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOMP DOOMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
OONK OONK BLEEP Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
OOOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOOKK! AWK! Man Having Heart Attack MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48
OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! Santa Claus Moaning MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33
OOT Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
PADAP PADAP PADAP, KADOONK Prizon Guard Dribbling Then Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prizoner's Mouth MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
PAF Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into Prince MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Prince Turning Into A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Man Changing Into A Woman MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
PAF Bat Turning Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
PAF Frong Turning Into A Prince MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF TOOONG Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAK POW Coughing Truck Engine MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
PAM Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
PAT PAT PAT PAT Mother Patting A Baby's Head MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PAT PAT PAT PAT Baby Patting A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PATWANG, FWEEEE Branch Springing Back, Then Flinging Baby Tarzan Away MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13
PATWEEEE Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PBLRBLPSFT The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PFFFT-FRACK! Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFFFT-FRACK! Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFLAP Woman Holding Paper MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
PHLAKFFA Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
PHOOM King Kong stepping into a train car MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
PHOON Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PHOOO PHOOO Indian Blowing onto Fire MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
PHWAM Man slamming receiver on telephone MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
PIK PIK PIK Man Knotching Door Frame MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
PING (18 times over four panels) Pimples Popping MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48
PiNG THWAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PINK Jane Flicking Away Bug From Her Hair MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
PITOOIE Woman Spitting Out Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE Several People Spitting MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16
PITTOOIE Giant Man Spitting Out Bone MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP Bullet Richocheying off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
PLABLABLABLAB The Batmobile With A Flat Tire MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PLABLABLABLABL Bucket Rope Releasing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
PLAK Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
PLAK DAK THUK FRIT Man folding beach chair. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
PLAM Someone Shooting Themselves MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
PLAM Rifle MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13
PLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLAM PLAM Gun Firing MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
PLAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PLAP Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLAPF Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
PLINK (8 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLINK PLINK A Quarter Being Bounced On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17
PLINK PLINK PLONK Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
PLOIP Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
PLOIP Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PLOiP! Removing mask. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21
PLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOSH FLAPF Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
PLOP Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
PLOP Flying Hat Landing On Ground MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
PLOP A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
PLOP PHELOP People Droping From Smell Of General's Armpits MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17
PLORK Bird Feeding A Baby Bird MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
PLORK BLUT Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
PLORTCH Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
PLUNK Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLUNK Man Putting Clam In Pocket MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
PLUNK Patient Getting Gassed MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
PLUNK (4 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
PLURP Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
POFFISSS Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
Poing Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
POING Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING GEEN GEEN Flare Gun From A Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING POING POING Pogo Stick MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
POiNG THUK! Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG THUK! PINK Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG! Horse Jumping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
POINK Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
Poink Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
POiNK Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
POiNK! Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48
POiT Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
POIT Eye Being Released From Vacuum MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
POIT Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
PoiT Removing Cork From Bottle MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42
POiT! Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48
POiT! Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44
POIT, DOIT DIT Three Newsanchor's Taking Their Earpieces Out MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
POP Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48
POP Dream Balloon Popping MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14
POP Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
POP! Video game gun fireing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POW Motorcycle Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
PRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
PSSSH Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
PUTT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
PWADAK Skateboard crashing MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
PWAM Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
PWEEN Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PWOF Parachute MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
PWOiNG Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13
PWOK Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
PWOMPF Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUIET Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
QWACK WAAK WAAK Duck MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39
RAH-OOOM Car Speeding Away MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
RATTLE Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
RAWGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
RIP Human Phone Book Tearing In Half MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
RIP Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
RIP King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
RIP Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
RIP Spiderman Ripping Costume MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
RIP RIP Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK Surgery MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14
RiPF Parachuting Falling MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
ROWM Truck Taking Off Quickly MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
RRIP Tearing Magic Carpet MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
RRRRR Police Car Siren MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
RRRRREERRR Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
RRRRRR Ambulance Siren MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH Moses Parts the Red Sea MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16
RUMBLE RUMBLE Falling Rock MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE Thunder Storm MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA Chicken Nests Bouncing Around MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SAZZIKK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SCHKLURT Pizza Springing Into Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
SCHLAP Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLEP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIP Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIT Water Spraying Out Of Phone MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
SCHLOOP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLOOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
SHHH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP Pair Of Dancing Shoes At A Theatrical Shop MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15
SHIK SHIK Man shaving MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Man Scratching Back MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Jane Scratching Her Head MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHKLAZITCH yarg! Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SHKLiK Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48
SHKLIK Heart popping out of body. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
SHKLIKSA! Clam Squirting Man In Face MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLITZA Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SHKLiTZA Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SHKLIZICH! Flower Squirting Man MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLIZORTCH Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
SHKLIZZITZ Doctors Operating Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
SHKLIZZORTCH Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement From A Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
SHKLOORT THURCH Sculptor Molding Clay MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SHKLOP Heart bouncing on floor. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLORBBADORP Man hitting wet cement MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
SHKLORP Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
SHKLORP Ship being pulled from water by King Kong. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
SHKLURCH Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48
SHKLURK Man Grabbing Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKWITZ SHKWITZ Man Cleaning Eyeglasses MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11
SHLOOK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
SHLORP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39
SHMUZORFT Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast MAD #104. July 66, Page 42
SHNORKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SHOOGA SHIK Telephone moving MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHOOK Subway Train Door Opening MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
SHOOK SHOOK Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
SHOOO Spear MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17
SHPLEP Spiderman's Web Shooting Out MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SHPLOIP Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
SHPORK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK King Kong cleaning body parts out of his toes with a traffic signal MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHUFFLE SHIFFLE Man skooting on floor MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads MAD #111. June 67, Page 42
SILENCE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SIT SIT SIT Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SIZZLE SITZ Flare Fizzling Out MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48
SKAPASCH Movie Camera Falling Onto Man MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SKAPLUNCH Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKAPROING Pilot ejecting from jet MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH Magician Cut A Box In Half MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
SKLAZONCHO! Mervyn Cutting A Man In A Box Into Two MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28
SKLERCH! Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SKLiSHK Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14
SKLITCH King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26
SKLIZZORCH! Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKLOOSH Hand Squeezing Water Bag MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
SKLORK Steam Roller Hitting Eye MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
SKLORK Eye crushed by steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
SKLORSH Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
SKLORTCH,SKLITCH SKLITCH Atat Stepping On Ewok, Then Scraping It Off It's Foot MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
SKLUK Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLUKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLURK Fat Woman Sitting On Man MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26
SKNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNIKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNITCH Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
SKNOSH Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKRAK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKRAKIT SKRAKIT Wild Skrakit bird. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16
SKRAWK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREECH Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEE Truck Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEE Police Car Screeching To A Halt MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22
SKREEEE Braking Car MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SKREEEE Car Skidding To Stop MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
SKREEEE Tires from car breaking. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42
SKREEEEE Policeman Skidding To A Stop MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42
SKREEEEE Trucks Braking To A Halt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
SKREEEEE Camel Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21
SKREEEEEE Horses Stopping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
SKREEEEEE Moon rover MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33
SKREEEEEE Car turning a corner MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
SKREEEEEEEK Van Pulling up in a hurry MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
SKREEEEEK Horses stopping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31
SKREEEEK Horses Stopping MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
SKREEEEK Truck Coming To A Stop MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
SKREEEK Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
SKREEK Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
SKREEK Shoes Skidding To A Stop MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
SKREEK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEK Man Stopping MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7
SKREEK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
SKREEK Skateboard Stopping on Pavement MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23
SKREEK Car Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREEK SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK Woman Trying To Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
SKREEYEEEK Indian Turing Around A Cactus Arm MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ Policeman Writing Out A Summons MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23
SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK Carving outside of stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 23
SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROIK Superman Opening Window And Lifting House MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROINCH Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34
SKROINCH Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SKRONCH Raft Hitting The Beach MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
SKROOM Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKROOOK Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11
SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA Carving hole in stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ King Kong Playing With Toy MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
SKWA-BA-DAP Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12
SKWAKO Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
SKWAPPO The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SKWAPPO Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
SKWEEK SKWEEK Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
SKWEEK SKWEEK Mount Rushmore Ear Being Cleaned MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 2
SKWEEK SKWEEK Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Pepper mill MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter twisting choking man MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SLOBBLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SLURK GLURKLE GLUP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
SMAK Kissing MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Female Frog Kissing A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978. Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
SMASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SMEK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22
SNAP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SNAP Handcuffs MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
SNAP A Wishbone Snapping MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42
SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL Man Opening Survival Raft MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
SNAP KRAK Breaking Twigs MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
SNAP PLOOBADOOF Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SNAP SNAP Tadpole Snapping Fingers MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
SNAP SNAP Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
SNAP SNAP SNAP Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13
SNIF Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIFF Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF Dog Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIKKER Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
SNIP Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8
SNIP Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP Barber Scissors Snipping MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SNIP SNIP Nose Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP A Haircut MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP Cutting Bandages With Scissors MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SNiP! Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32
SNUFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SOB Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SPA- ZUNCH Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SPALOOSH Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48
SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9
SPAMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SPASH Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21
SPAZAT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST Water Pouring Over Of A Elavator Shaft MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
SPLADUNK Caskett Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9
SPLAK Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLAP Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10
SPLAP!! Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
SPLAPPLE PLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH Bath water Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15
SPLAT Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
SPLAT Face Being Punched MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26
SPLAT Hand Squishing Spider MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
SPLAT Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPLAT People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SPLAZOOSH Woman Pouring Water On Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPLISH Man Diving Into Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP …. Dancing In The Rain MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
SPLOIT Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLOOSH Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
SPLOOSH Golf Club Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
SPLOP Bird Falling And Hitting Ground MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
SPLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLORK Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around Kitchen While Eating MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORPLE BLAPPLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLOYDOING Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
SPLURP Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPMAMP Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SPMAP! Stepping on bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
SPOOF Flame Starting MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPOOSHT Man Geeting Squirted By A Fire Hydrant MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
SPOP Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPRAZOT SPRAT Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITSITS Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZAWITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZZITZ Spiderman Being Sprayed With Bug Spray MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SPROiNG Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROING Body Popping Out of Cake MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
SPROING Female Frog Jumping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SPROING Spring Snake Popping Out Of Basket MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
SPROING GING Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROINGACHONK Spring-loaded ax MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
SPROiNGDOiNK Mechanical Boxing Glove MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SPROP BLOP BLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPROWMMM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUKKONK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUSH Perspiration Being Released MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 37
SPUTZ! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUTZ-SPITZA CHUKKUNK-CLUNK Car Running Out Of Gas MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
SPWAKO Ship Being Hit Tremendously Hard With A Champagne Bottle MAD #247 June 1984 Page 11
SPWAP Construction Worker Stamp "Kill" On Steam Shovel MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
SPWAPPO People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SSAT Phone Book Shaped Flattened Human Body Creasing At Spine MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
SSLiT Spy Pulling Poisoned Dagger From Cane MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
SSSSSSSS Deflating Doctor's Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
SSSST! Bug Sizzling By Magnifying Glass Sunlight MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
STAMP (10 times) Group Stamping Of Feet MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 42
STAMP STAMP Large Mechanical Foot Stomping MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 23
STEALTH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
STOINK PING King Kong breaking a train MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
STOOF Grabbing Grocery Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
STOONG Gargoyle Hitting Saleman In The Head MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
STOOPFT! Man In Bird Suit Crashing To Ground MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 40
STROINGGOINK Olive Oyl Falling Down A Sidewalk Grating And Being Saved By Her Nose MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT Folding up flattened man. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWAP Football Hitting Mans Face MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 42
SWIF Throwing "folded man" airplane. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWISH FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SWIT Hippie Slipping On Banana Peel MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
SWIT Net Hitting Genteel Ben MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
SWIT FLIP SNAT GAFLOR ZINGO PLOOF ZIZ KLAK FAZZAT TWOP TONK PLIF FLINK FAK POK ETC. ETC. ETC. Camper re-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
SWiT-PLOP Plate Hitting Spaghetti MAD #126 April 1969, Page 29
SWIT-PLOP Baggers Bagging Groceries MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SWIT-PLOP Nurse Sitting Man on Table MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SWIT-SWIT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
SWIZZAK Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SWIZZAT-SWAT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
TAP BAP SHA-PAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
tap tap tap Patter of little feet MAD #36 December 1957 Page 41
TAP TAP TAP Prisoners Rapping Spoons And Cups MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TAP TAP TAP Blind Man Walking Into The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP Foot tapping road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP TAP Man tapping on window MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Blind Man's Cane MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
TAP!TAP!TAP! Conductor Tapping MAD #55 June 1960, Page 9
TATTATATTAT Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAPLOOF Horse Jumping From On Ledge To Another MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
THHHUT! THHHHT! Man Getting Two Arrows In the Back MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THHLORP Spiderman Sending Web Into Soup MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THIKOOSH Hippie Lighting Match On Crusty Jeans MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
ThiZ ZiZ ZiZ Ziz … Spiderman's Secret Web Fluid Backfiring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
THLBBADUP Dracula Being Emptied Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
THLIP Door Opening On The Enterprise MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 30
THLOOP! Sculptor Swiping Across Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
THLUCK Bird Pulling A Baby Bird Out Of An Another Baby Bird's Mouth MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
THLUP Kid Putting Eyeplug In Eye Socket MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
THOiP Sword Being Drawn From Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
THOIPOING Man's Eyes Popping Toward Beautiful Girl MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
THOMP SKLUK SPLATCH GOOSH Conehead Stomping On Opponent MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 44
THOO Collapsing Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THOO DOOMP Two Bodies Hitting Ground MAD #166, April 1974, Page 23
THOOF-FOING Paleontologist Getting Bounced On By Dinosaur MAD #112. July 67, Page 48
THOOM THOOM Thor Demanding Service In A typical Restaurant MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
THOOMP Tarzan Landing On Ground MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 48
THOOMP Tarzan Landing on Ground MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
THOT Recessed Head Popping Back To Normal MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THUBALUP THUBALUP THUBALUP Horse Galloping Along MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 & 15
THUD Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
THUD Spiderman Crashing To The Ground MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
THUGAWUNK Fireman Falling To Ground Off A Shortened Pole MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
THUMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
THUMP (6 times) Cavemen Thumping Cheasts MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
THUMP BUMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
THUMP BUMP KLUMP TRUMP Belly Rumbling MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP Big rock beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
THUMP! Match Stick Hitting Floor MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
THUNCK Chemistry Set Being Bashed On Head MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
THUTHHHH.... Recessed Head Inflating MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THWA-DAP! SPLA-MAP! Man slamed on sidewalk by bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
THWAK Forest Varlet, Little John, Hitting Robin Hood In The Head With A Staff MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
THWAK Driver Hitting Caddy MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAK Chicago Policeman Hitting Hippie MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
THWAK Man Slapping Man On Back MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
THWAK Slap on the back. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
THWAK Man Hitting Woman With Tennis Racket MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWAK Hand Slapping Baby's Butt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
THWAK Tooth Being Knocked Out Of Mouth With A Hockey Puck MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 21
THWAK BAK PWADAK KLAK Men Fighting With Sticks MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK Stout stick beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
THWAP Footballplayer Grabbing Ball And Coach's Hand MAD #109. Mar 67, Page 15
THWAP Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAP Clamp being slapped into hand. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 8
THWAT Bully Strongman Throwing Sand On Head Of Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 41
THWiP Man Kicking Man MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWIT Poster Being Unrolled MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
THWOCK! A Fat Lady Hitting A Firemen's Safety Net MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 41
THWOK Arrow Splitting Apple And Sticking In Tree MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
THWOP Scalpel slapped through hand MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 8
THWOP Civil War Cap Thrown To Ground MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
THWOP Spiderman Shooting Out Web MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THWOP! Man Returning To Original Shape MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWOP! Giant Shoe Hitting Man MAD #135 June 1970, Page 12
THWUK Woman Hitting Tennis Ball MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWUK Hillbilly Being Kicked In The Rear MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
TIK TIK SKREEE Running Down Steps And Skidding To A Stop MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIK TIK TIK TIK Video game MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18-19
TIK TIK TIK TIK Hitting stout stick against small rock. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TA-TAGAK TAK TIKKA TAKKA Typist Tying On Typewriter MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
TIKA TIKA TIKA TIKA Running Down Wood Steps MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIKA-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIKATIK-CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA (52 times) BING CHIKA-CHUNK THWIZZIK ZAK BING Woman Using Typwriter MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
TING Man Flipping Coin MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
TING Dungeon Guard Flipping A Coin MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 43
TING Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
Ting aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
Ting-aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
TINGALINGA Bicycle Bell Ringing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
TIP-TIPPITY TAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
TOING Musical Note Flag Popping Out Of Flute MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
TOK Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
TOK TOK TOK TOK Caveman Chiseling Out A Wheel MAD #239, June 1983, Page 11
TONG Brick Hitting A Guy On The Head MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
TONG Bell MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
TONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOD TOOD Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOODLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TOOF THAFF FAK Man Spitting Fly Out Of Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
TOOMP, FWOP, FWIFFFFFF Car Hitting Inflated Man,Who Bounces Into The Air Continuing To Inflate MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27
TOON Man Tapping Human Volleyball Into Air MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 16
TOONG Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
TOONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOOOO Emergency Broadcast System Warning MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
TOOWIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOOWOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TROMP TROMP TROMP Prisoners Jumping Up And Down MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TROMP TROMP,TEEOO TEEOO Atat Type Vehicle Chasing And Shooting Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA Gorilla Beating His Chest MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
TWEEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TWEEN SPWANG Man Having Pistols Shot Out Of Hands MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14
TWOK Dancing Genteel Ben Knocking Gun Out Of Man's Hand MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
TWONG Woman Hitting Harp MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
TWONG Robin Hood Firing Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
TWONG Violin Bow Slipping MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
TWONG Thirsty Firing A Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
TWOYYOYYOING THUK UGH Prince Valiant Plucking A Very Tight Bowstring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
TZING Power Saw MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
TZING TZONG TZOONG TZWANG Conehead Hacking Up People With Sword MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
UK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ULP! Princess Swallowing Frog MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
UMPF! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
UMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
UNKLIK Man Being Released From Dungeon Wall MAD #232, July 1982, Page 44
URRSSSH URSSHHH Hippie Smoking Pipe MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
UUUUURP! Flower Burping MAD #45 March 1959, Page 40
VAROOM ROWM Cars Racing Down A Street MAD #209. Sep 1979, Page 13
VAROOM! VROOM-SPAK! BROOM SPUT- POW!!! GROWRROOOM!! Motorcycle Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
VARROOM SKREEK Police Car Accelerating Quickly MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VOOFEN! VOOFEN! The Katzenjammer Kid's Dog Barking At Them In German MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
VOOM VOOM Darth Vader's And Luke Skywalker's Lightsabers Coming On MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page42
VOOMAROOMA Man Going Down A Hill In A Two-Wheel Device MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
VOW Airplane Lifting Off MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
VOWM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VOWM Speeding Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VROOM Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
VROOM Car MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
VROOM VROOM A Hotel Maid Running A Vacuum Cleaner MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
VROON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VROOON VREEN VOWN Cars Passing A Hitchhiker Up MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
VWOO Jane Swinging On A Vine MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
WAK (nine times) Eskimo Beating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
WAM WAM WAM WAM WAM Hammering Sign MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
WAP Man Kicking Woman Of A Building Ledge MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WAP WAP WAP WAP Man Driving A Stake Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
WAWKLE!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
WEE HAAH Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
WEEEEEEE Emergency Warning System Alert MAD #238, April 1983, Page 12
WEEEOOOOWEEEOOO WEEEOOOO WEEOOOO WEEEOOOOWEE Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEE Ambulance Siren MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
WEEOOWEEEOOOO WEEEOOOO Fire Truck Siren MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
WEEOOWEEOOOO Police Motorcycle Siren MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
WHAK DINK KLANK KLING DOINK PLOP Baseball Bouncing In Enclosed Stadium MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM Using Coconut to Nail Sign To Palm Tree MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 32
WHAM PLAM KLOON BOONG KLOONG POONG KAPLAM SPMAM Boy Kicking The Heck Out Of A Vending Type Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
WHAP A Lady Sleeping Banner While Sleeping MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
WHAP! Man Getting Hit Upside The Head By Wife MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
WHAP SPMAMP WUNK KACHONK Schoolboy Being Beaten To A Pulp By Other Classmates MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
WHEEAH! WHEEAH! Man In Psychiatrist Office Thinking He's A Horse MAD #66, October 1961, Page 9
WHIR WHIR WHIR WHIR Window Washers Safety Bucket MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
WHIR! SNIP WHIRR SNIP Tape Being Pulled From Tape Dispenser And Chopped Off, Then String Being Unspooled From Same Dispenser And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7,8
WHIRR Movie camera rolling. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
WHIRR WHIRR Movie Camera MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
WHIRR! SNIP WHIRR! SNAP! Tongue Being Pulled From Boss's Head And Chopped Off Using His Teeth, Then Single Hair Stretched From Same Head And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7.8
WHISK Prince Lifting Princess Into His Arms MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
WHOMP CHOMP RIP SKLIK URP GLORK Hungry cave family eating. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 17
WHOOOOOOOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
WHOOSH Gust Of Wind MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
WINK WINK Eye Winking MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
WINK-WINK WINKITY WINK BLINK Chimpanzee Winking MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10
WONG THUK! Little John Shooting Arrow At A Gallows MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
WONK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
WOOOSH Magic Carpet Levitating Quickly MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
WOOOSH (4 times) Tarzan Swinging On A Vine MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10,11
WOOPWOOPWOOP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WUNK Doctor Kicking A TV Set And A Patient MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
WUNK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
WUNK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
Xmng! Man swearing MAD #31 February 1957 Page 29
YAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YAAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
YAHHAH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
YAK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YARG! Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
YARGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YEECH! Fay Wray MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
YING YING Mask Rubber Strap Stretching MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YIP-YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YOWYOWYOW Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YUKKLE YUK Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ZAP Tongue Projecting Out To Snatch Fly MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZAP GING GING TWONG SPLAT Two Frogs Catching Eachother With Tongues MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 16,17
ZAP POW Lightning Hitting People MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
ZAT Band-Aid Ripping Off Skin MAD #167, June 1974, Page 37
ZAZIK, KATOONG,SPROING Lever Being Depressed Then Flinging Han Solo From His Frozen Toomb MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 40
ZEEM Rider falling MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
ZIK ZIK ZIK Rubbing Twigs Together MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
ZIK ZOCK FOON FIT KLUNK Sofa un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
ZIKKA ZAZZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZAZIK ZIK ZIZZAK Man Dialing A Telephone MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
ZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIP Bug Hiding MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12
ZIP Zipping Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
ZIT MOP FLOOM FAK SWAT Table and chairs un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZIT ZITZIZIZIZZZZZZ Spiderman Slipping Down A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
ZIT-SREEK SKRAK ZIDIT- POW Drilling Through Ceiling Into Human Head With Drill Dying MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZIT-ZIT-ZIT- ZIT-ZAT-ZAT SWIZAP! Waiter Slicing Ham MAD #127 June 1969, Page 28
ZiZ Tape measure going out. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZIZAZIK ZIK-ZIK ZIZZAK ZIKA-ZIKA Man Dialing Push Button Phone MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
ZLITZ… PLORF Snoopy Falling Asleep On An Icy Roof MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
ZOOO TWEEE Bullets Whizzing And Ricocheting MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 48
ZOOT Un-zipping zipper. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12-13
ZOWM A Cannonball Being Tossed MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
ZOWM Truck MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
ZOWNT Vacuum/power sander. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 20
ZWEECH The Phantom Closing The Zipper On His Purple Body Suit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ZWEEN Sword MAD #271 June 1987 Page 48
ZWEET Civil War Sword Pulled From Scabbard MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
ZWIT FAT Kid Pulling Radio Cord Through Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
ZWIT GLAP ZWOT TINK Light fixture un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZWIT ZWIT ZWIT Bank Robber Turning Safe Dial MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
ZWIT-SPROING Man Pulling String And Boxing Glove Leaving Hat MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
ZZIP Eskimo Unzipping Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
ZZT-CHOMP Bee Buzzing Then Getting Eaten MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 13
ZZZ GLAP Frog Swallowing Bug MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
ZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ Bee Buzzing MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12 and 13
ZZZZ Fly Buzzing MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZZZZ ZZT-ZNIK SNUFFLE SNORK Snoring MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Lady Sleeping During Chess Game MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZGLUK Sleeping Fellow Having A Fish Tossed Down His Throat MAD #72, July 1962, Page 9
ZZZZOOWNT Drilling Through A Fence MAD #94, April 1965, Page 33
ZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Tee MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Teeth Leaving Caddy's Mouth MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Power saw and drill. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZZZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
ZZZZZZZ Doctor Sleeping MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
ZZZZZZZZ Drilling Into Ceiling MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZZZZZZZZZ Man Falling Down Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Fly MAD #41 September 1958, Page 23
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Three Girls Sleeping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 14AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK!
UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20
AAAK AAK Busy City People Coughing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
AAEEFWOFAAEE One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
AAGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
ACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ACK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ACK GAK GARK! Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page Back Cover
AGH! UGH! ARG! Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34
AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
AHHHHHHHHHH Frankenstein Inhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
AHWEEEEEE-AK A Cow Horn MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48
AK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA Truck Horn MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
APPLAUD YEA! Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
ARARAGH!! Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARARGH!! Large Gorilla Growl MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK Princess Using Mouthwash MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG A Lady And The Hulk Making Love MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP Tarzan Fighting With Leopard MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
ARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
ARRARGH! RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRARGHNNARRGH An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
ARRARGLE! The Hulk Calling A Waiter MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRGH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
AWK Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
AWK GAK ARGH GASP Patient Choking MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
AWK! Bride MAD #265 September 1986 Page 31
AWK! Groom MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO Capt. Kirk Crying MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
BAM! Lightning MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11
BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
BAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
BAP-KRAK KIK HIT Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
BARF BARF Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
B-B-B-BORFFT! Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
BBBLPLAST Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
BBFRPRAFPGHPP Doctor Farting MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL Man making lip sounds MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
BEAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BEEDOOP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BEEYOOP The Hulk Turning Into Banner MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
BING BING BING BING BING Desk Bell Being Rung MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26
BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
BING BONG Doorbell MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48
BING BONG Door bell MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19
BIZZZT Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
BLAM Gun Firing MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25
BLAM Gun Being Fired MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
BLAM Prizoner In A Dungeon Being Shot MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13
BLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! Shooting A Fake Horse Head MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16
BLAM BLAM Settlers Shooting At Indians MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
BLAM BLAM Shotgun MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
BLAM BLAM BLAM Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
BLAM BLAM PoiT Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spys MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM Guns Firing At Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
BLAMP BLAMP Gun Shots MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
BLAP BLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEP Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17
BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB Helicopter Hovering MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BLINK BLINK Deformed Eye Blinking MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLINK BLINK Flashing Truck Headlights MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
BLiNK BLiNK Man Blinking MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLINK BLINK Frankenstein Eye Moving MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27
BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK Flashing Lighted Arrows MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLIOMP Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLIT Eye Being Vacuumed MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLOBBLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLOIT Popeye's Muscle Popping Up MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
BLOOM BLOOM Real gun firing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19
BLOOP Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
BLORF BREEDEET Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
BLORP Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BLORP Eyes Popping up in Water MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page Back Cover
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Helicopter Flying MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Boy Sinking in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BONG Man's Head Hitting A Bell MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48
BONG Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
BONG Refrigerator Timer Going Off MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
BONG Train Station Local Number Popping Up MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 42
BONG Clock Striking Midnight MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
BONG Elevator Stopping At A Floor MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page Back Cover
BONG, FLADIP, FLUK Tell Your Fortune Machine Ticket Ready And Guy Picks Up Ticket MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
BOOM Cannon MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
BOOM Shooting Man Out Of Cannon MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) A Distant Drum Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
BOOMER-ROOM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
BPLFLT! Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27
BRAGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BRAK GRAK Car Shifting To First Gear MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BRAP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
BRAVO BRAVO Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BREEBEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEDEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEP-BREEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BREET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BROOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47
BRING Phone Ringing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29
BRNNGT BRNNGT Telephone Ringing MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
BROODOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BROOM Car Wheeling Away MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA Car Revving For A Drag Race MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
BRRRAPP! Boy Belching MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … Phone Ring MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
BUR-RP Patient Belching In I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
BWAUGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BWEEP Scientists Leg Growing MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48
BZOWNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZNNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZOWNT! Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
BZZT BZZT Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37
BZZZ BZZT Flying Insect MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA Change Machine For Telephone MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37
BZZZT KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA Vending Machine About To Make Change MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CAW CAW CAW Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CAW-CAW-CAW Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Mother Shaking A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Baby Shaking Another Baby MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKUNK-DING-RIP Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
CHEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHIKA CHUNK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
CHIMP CHIMP Fingernail Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18
CHOMP Genteel Ben Eating MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
CHOMP Patient Biting String MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
CHOMP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
CHOMP CHOMP Full Mouth Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
CHOMP CHOMP Bird Eating Clam MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
CHOMP CHOMP Spiderman Eating A Fly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Hippie Eating A Banana MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK Vultures Eating Car MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP Man Drinking From A Bottle MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Man Biting Wrench And Chewing MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
CHONK Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
CHONK CHONK CHONK Subtotal Chopping At Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
CHONK KRAKLE GLUK Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK Man Digging Ground MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Man Chopping Down Tree MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHOP-CHOP Scout Hitting Tree With Ax MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
CHUCKLE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steam Roller MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
CHUNK Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
CHUNK Bird stabbing worm with fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
CHUNK-KASHINK Shovel MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9
CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER Man's Bones Breaking MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13
CLANG Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
CLANG CLANG CLANG Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
CLAP CLAP! Applause MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP Prisoners Applauding Chef MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
CLATTA CAK CLAKA Chicken Laying Egg MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLATTER Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
CLICK Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24
CLICK! A Photographer Taking A Picture MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10
CLIK CLIK Running Down Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
Clik Clik Chicken Jumping Into Nest MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLiK KLAK Key Opening Steam Cabinet MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29
CLIK RRROOOOM Electric Fan Being Turned On MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK Running Up Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
CLINK Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9
CLINK CLOINK BZZT Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP Dracula Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Lady Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLONK! Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15.
CRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP Pay Phone being assaulted MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
CRUGAZUNCH Two Cars Colliding MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
CRUNCH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRUNCH Sign Hitting Ground MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
CRUNCHLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
DANG Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIK DIK, DIK DAKDIK DAKKADAK DIKKA DAKKA Typist Typing On A Computer Keypad MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
DIKKA DIK DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31
DING Elevator Door About To Close MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39
DING Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
DING (13 times) Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man Filling Himself Up With Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm clock MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DINGALINA DINGALINGA Dooms Day Man Ringing A Bell MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11
DINGALINGA Cannibal Ringing A Bell MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23
DINK DINK DINK DINK Tip-Toeing MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DIT Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
DIT DIT Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye Rolling Across The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye bouncing across road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DIT-CLUNK Fish Hitting Green And Hole MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DOIP Eye popping out. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DOiP! Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DOMP DOMP DOMP Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16
DONG Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DON'T WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times) A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
DOOBADOOBADOOBA Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
DOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
DOONT Man Hitting Pole MAD #120 July 1968, Page Inside Front
DOOOT Lunchtime Work Whistle MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page Back Cover
doop Food falling out of man's mouth MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
DOOT Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48
DRIPPLE BLIT Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA Tarzan Beating Chest MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ECK! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ECKECK! Dog With a Tic MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11
EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH Tarzan's Distress Call MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
EECH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
EEEAAAGH!! Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Car Screaming Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
FABA DABA ZAP Electodes Delivering 400,000 Volts MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23
FABADAP Cows Udder Moving Again MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FAGROON KLUMBLE KLUMBLE Food Mart Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14
FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FAP A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10
FAROOLANA, FASHUNK Coroner Opening , Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23
FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
FASHKLORK Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26
FERRAP! Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
FERRIP! King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FFFFOOOOOOOO Frankenstein Exhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
FFFRRRAAPFT! Man Expelling Compressed Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
FFPGHFTP! Caveman blowing stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
FIDIP-FIDIP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIFF-FRREP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FINK! Head Springing Out Of Toy MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8
FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP Survival Raft Inflating MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
FIP-FIP Cows Udder Moving MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FITZ ROWR A Hungry Stomach Churning MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
FIZZAZZIT Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
FLABADAP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLADAT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLAFFLIFF Flasher Opening His Overcoat MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP Woman folding up man. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLAP! FLAP! Ears Flapping MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FLEEDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF Robber Putting on Mask MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17
FLIFF FLIFF Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
fliff fliffle florf sworf Tarzan Missing The Next Vine MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
FLIFFLAFF Dracula Opening His Cape MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLIFFLE FLIF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
FLIK Flicking a Bug MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FLIK King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FLiK Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27
FLIK Parachuter Pulling Out Instruction Card MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
FLIK Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43
FLING Person Flipping A Coin MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page Inside Front Cover
FLIP A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
FLIP BLAP BLAP Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FLIT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLOBA-DAP! Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
floof Small Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF Large Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF FLOOF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! Many Smoke Signals Rising Quickly MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOON Atomic Blast At Ground Zero MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP Man folding beach umbrella. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLOP Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
FLOPLOPLOPLOP Woman Falling In Slices MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
FLORK Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
FOOF Stove Being Turned On MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
FOOM Explosion MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM DING (12 times) Fireworks On Scoreboard MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
FOOM! Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
FOOMP! Safe Falling On Man And Woman MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40
FOOSH Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 0
FOOSH FWIZZISH Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
FOOSHT Beam Of Light Insinerating Character MAD #240 July 1983 Page28
FOOWOOM Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man MAD #240 July 1983 Page Back Cover
FOWM Mask Retracting MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
FROOM Police Car Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA Skateboard MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FUMP Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42
FUNK! Head Springing Out Of Man's Body MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9
FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG Toilet Flushing MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
FURSHGLURK Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32
FUSH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
FUT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWABADAP! Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
FWADDAPP! Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
FWAK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
FWAM Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
FWAP Throwing Purse On Counter MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
FWAP Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
FWAP Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWAP! Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWEE Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWEE! Hair Raising MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FWEEE Baby Flying Through Air MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
FWEEE Rider flying MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FWEEEEE Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
FWEEP Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
FWEEP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FWiP Glove Door Opening MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
FWIP Siamese twins rolling over in bed. MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
FWIP Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
fwip Bride throwing bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP Jane Tying Two Vines Together MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11
FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWiSK Man Grabbing Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
FWISK Waiter running MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
FWISK FWISK A Hotel Maid Dusting MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
FWISK FWISK Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Man Sweeping Deserted Island MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11
FWISK GLURK Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of Rubbys Mouth To Make A Moletoff Cocktail MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38
FWISK GLURK Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11
FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP Camper un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FWIZZ Throwing a Chess Board MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FWOF Elephant Flashing Jane MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
FWOOF Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
FWOOSH Woman Swing A Tennis Racket MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11
FWOOSH SPASHLE Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FWOP Parachute Opening MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27
FWUMP Warewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
Fxlgxtlkfxg! Woman swearing MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12
GAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GAK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GAPLONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
GARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
GASHKLITZ Squirting Flower parted by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GASHKLITZ Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
GASHKLITZKA Water From Squirting Flower Hitting Face MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
GA-SHKLURTZ Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
GASHKUTZGA Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
GASHOOK GRUNCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GASHPLUTZGA Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11
GASKROOCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GA-SPLORTCH Boy Entering Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GASPLUSH Small Explorer Being Dropped Into Abig Pot By A Cannibal MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10
GEEEN Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
GIGAZING Trowling Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GING GEEEN Iv's Stretching MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
GING GING Violin String MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
GiNG GiNG Worm being stretched. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
GING GING Bow Being Pulled MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
GING GING Spring MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
GING GING, THWAT Schoolboy Stretching A Rubber Band Slingshot And Then Firing And Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
GING GOYNG Mask Flying Off Face MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT Frog Catching Fly MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15
GISHKLORK King Kong stepping on somebody MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
GISHKLURK Soup Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG Wedding Bells MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
GLANK Stick against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
GLAWK! Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
GLEET-GLEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK Water Bag Leaking MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
GLIKA-GLIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLiNK Worm popping out of ground. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GLINK Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
GLINK Walk Light Changing MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31
GLINK Water Falling Into A Tin Cup MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
GLINK Single Raindrop MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK Several Raindrops MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP A Bowl Of Soup MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21
GLISH GLUTCH YAK AWK GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOMBLOOM YAGGAK WHAP ROWR GROWR GURGLE GLUK Domestic Mayhem And Carnage Involving A Small Child, His Mother, A Dog And A Police Officer MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48
GLIT Pulling Hat from Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GLIT GLIT GLIT Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT Olive Oyl Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP Dripping Tap and Licenced Plumbers MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48
GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP GHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH Sculptor Molding Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GLOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
GLOOK Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole MAD #72, July 1962, Page 10
GLOOP Golf Ball Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
GLOOP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLOOP (7 times) GLUT Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLOOP! Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLOOT-GLOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLORP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Island Sinking Into Ocean MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLUK King Kong Throwing Food Into Mouth MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21
GLUK Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Indian Drinking Fire Water MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Popeye Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLUK! Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
GLUKKLE Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK Drinking beer. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUT Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
GLUT! Tongue Lashing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
GOING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING Car Bouncing on Springs MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
GOOMA-DOOM Oil Tanker Exploding MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13
GORSHLE GUSH Water Running From Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
GRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
GREEDLE-GREEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
GRING Telephone ring MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47
GROINK Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
GROWWWWMMM Car Growling Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
GRRM Motorcycle in Distance MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRROWN Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRRR Jeep Racing Up Hill MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
GRRRRRR… Angry Dogs Grawling At Fireman MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GUKGUK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN Fly Remover Vending Machine Working MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
GUWK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GWAP Dog Bitting Woman's Nose MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42
GYAAUGHT People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
HAR HAR Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEE-DE-HEE-HEE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEH HEH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Man With Hicups MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
HiC! Hick-up MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9
Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m Barbers' Buzz Cutter MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48
HO HA Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HO-HUM Man Yawning In Street MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
HONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
HOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
Huff…puff…Hmmmm… Ahhh…Mmmmmm… Huffa…puffa…gasp! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
HUFFLE-PUFFLE Dracula Breathing While Running MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
HUSH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
HUSHLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
ING DING DING DING DIN Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
INKLE-KLINK A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
JUGARUM Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KABOOMM Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11
KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! Lab Assistant Sneezing MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15
KACHUGH! CHUH! Train Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
KACHUNK Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KACHUNK GING PSSSSH Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48
KACHUNK KKKSH Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
KACHUNKA Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KACHUNK-KACHUNKA KACHUNK-KACHUNK KA-BONG Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9
KAHEEEE Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
KAKKAKKAKAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KAKROOSH Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KALLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK Heavy Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT Burping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
KAPOOOSHSHISH Tree Collapsing On Little Paige MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
KARRAK FIZZITZ POW Lightening Hitting A Person MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK Mafia Informant Sheffling Along In Some Custome Made Cement Shoes MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48
KASHPRITZA Bug spray. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40
KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 & 48
KATOONG Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KATOONK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
KATY-DID Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KATY-DIDN'T Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KAWK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KAZASH Television hitting the ceiling MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KAZOP! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KCHGGHCK Genteel Ben Getting Framed MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
K-CHOOK Elevator Door Closing MAD #72, July 1962, Page 37
KERACKK! Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
KIKATIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KING DING PLINK Zoo Keeper Dropping Key MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF Moderate Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KIPF KIPF Light Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KISS KISS KISS KISS Man Kissing Sand MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
KISS KISS KISS KISS King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
KITTOONG, SHKLUNK Brain Thrown Into Frankenstien's Head Like A Basketball MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page Back Cover
KKCHK CRACKLE CRUNCH Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
KKCHK FEW Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
KKKKKKKKKKKK Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KKKSH Brick Thrown Through A Window MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
KKKSSH Superman Crashing Through A Wall MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17
KLAK False Teeth Catching Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
KLAK Movie Scene Starter MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
KLAK Movie clapboard. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
KLAK Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK Hitting two small rocks together. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE Tin Cans Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
KLAKKLE Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16
KLANG A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12
KLANG Hippie Hitting Head On Stove MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG Metal Being Struck by Hammer MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page Back Cover
KLANG KLANG KLANG Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
KLANK Metal head trap MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KLANK FUSHSHKLORK Cement truck MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12
KLIK Thief Turning On Light MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLIK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLiK Video game gun jamming. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
KLiK Button on various power tools. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19
KLIK Toenail Being Clipped MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
KLiK Pressing a Button MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
KLIK Man Cocking His Pistol MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
KLIK Lady Turning Off A Lamp MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
KLIK Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLIK Remote control MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KLIK KLAK Cannon Bolt Action MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KLIK KLAK Monitor Being Adjusted MAD #243 Dec 1983 {age Back Cover
KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK Man folding up beach table. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK Man Walking Across "Water" MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
KLIK KLAK, ZIK KAZAK, PLOIP Prizon Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25
KLIK KLIK Man Turning A Television Dial MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK KLIK KLIK Guns Getting Ready MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15
KLIK KLIK KLIK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Capt. Kirk Hitting Keyes On Computer Terminal MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF Cinderella Running MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
KLIK VROOM SPOOSH Starting Modified Air Conditioner MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
KLiK-SPROiNG Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KLINGDINGGOON Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
KLINK A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
KLINK Man Snapping Chains of Shackles MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
KLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Inserting Coins Into Machine MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
KLINK GLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
KLINK GLINK GLUNK Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
KLINK KLUNK GADINK Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
KLINKADINK Coin Being Deposited In A Tell Your Fortune Machine MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
KLOINK Dracula Crashing Into A Statue MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
KLOMP Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48
KLOMP Butler Falling From Ceiling MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26
KLOMP Spiderman Crashing Into A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
KLONK Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
KLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLOON Rock against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KLOONK KA- DOONK Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15
KLOOONN Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK Man Drinking Moonshine MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
KLUMP Warden Tame Running MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Bartender Running Across The Floor MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Horse Tripping On Rock MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
KLUNK Stick falling on ground. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
KLUNK Car Hitting Bus MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
KLUNK Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
KLUPADA KLUPADA Galloping Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Someone Knocking On A Door MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
KooKooK KooKooK Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
KOONG Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF Man Coming up for Air in Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
KRAK Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
KRAK White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRAK Large rock against stout stick. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KRAK Gorilla Adjusting Baby' Tarzan's Back MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
KRAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KRAKKLE KRAK Casey Cracking His Knuckles MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30
KRAKLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
KRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Rock Hitting Ground MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
KREEK KREEK Clothes Line Being Pulled MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43
KRIDIT-KRIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK-KRIKIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRUGAZUNCH Two Lifeboats Colliding MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9
KRUNCH Cracking nuts. MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19
KRUNCH Capt. Kirk Breaking Off One Of The Arms To His Chair On The Bridge MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KSSHFWOOM Parachuter Crashing Through Building Roof MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
KSSSH Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
KUK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KWAPP! Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
KWEEE Man's Hair Standing On End MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15
KWEEK! KWEEK! Nostrils Flaring MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
KWOIP Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWONG Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
KWONK Man Being Hit on Head With Stick MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
KWONK Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWOP Woman catching bouqet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33
LAFLATCH Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
LEDDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
MAMP,SPWAT,TOK Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 35
MAP-MAP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
McPWAF Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
MMMMM... SMACK Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
MMMMMMMM Tape measure returning. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page19
MMMP, AARH, GA-SHLOIP Luke Removing His Mask MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
MMP ARG ECK Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11
MMP! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MOWM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
MUFFLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
NNYEEOWNNT Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
NOK NOK NOK NOK Salesman Knocking On A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
NOT-A-SOUND Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
OGGOCK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OGH! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEE Husband Snoreing MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13
OOF! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOGA Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
OOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOMP DOOMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
OONK OONK BLEEP Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
OOOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOOKK! AWK! Man Having Heart Attack MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48
OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! Santa Claus Moaning MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33
OOT Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
PADAP PADAP PADAP, KADOONK Prizon Guard Dribbling Then Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prizoner's Mouth MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
PAF Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into Prince MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Prince Turning Into A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Man Changing Into A Woman MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
PAF Bat Turning Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
PAF Frong Turning Into A Prince MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF TOOONG Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAK POW Coughing Truck Engine MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
PAM Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
PAT PAT PAT PAT Mother Patting A Baby's Head MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PAT PAT PAT PAT Baby Patting A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PATWANG, FWEEEE Branch Springing Back, Then Flinging Baby Tarzan Away MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13
PATWEEEE Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PBLRBLPSFT The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PFFFT-FRACK! Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFFFT-FRACK! Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFLAP Woman Holding Paper MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
PHLAKFFA Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
PHOOM King Kong stepping into a train car MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
PHOON Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PHOOO PHOOO Indian Blowing onto Fire MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
PHWAM Man slamming receiver on telephone MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
PIK PIK PIK Man Knotching Door Frame MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
PING (18 times over four panels) Pimples Popping MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48
PiNG THWAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PINK Jane Flicking Away Bug From Her Hair MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
PITOOIE Woman Spitting Out Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE Several People Spitting MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16
PITTOOIE Giant Man Spitting Out Bone MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP Bullet Richocheying off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
PLABLABLABLAB The Batmobile With A Flat Tire MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PLABLABLABLABL Bucket Rope Releasing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
PLAK Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
PLAK DAK THUK FRIT Man folding beach chair. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
PLAM Someone Shooting Themselves MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
PLAM Rifle MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13
PLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLAM PLAM Gun Firing MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
PLAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PLAP Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLAPF Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
PLINK (8 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLINK PLINK A Quarter Being Bounced On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17
PLINK PLINK PLONK Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
PLOIP Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
PLOIP Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PLOiP! Removing mask. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21
PLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOSH FLAPF Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
PLOP Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
PLOP Flying Hat Landing On Ground MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
PLOP A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
PLOP PHELOP People Droping From Smell Of General's Armpits MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17
PLORK Bird Feeding A Baby Bird MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
PLORK BLUT Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
PLORTCH Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
PLUNK Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLUNK Man Putting Clam In Pocket MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
PLUNK Patient Getting Gassed MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
PLUNK (4 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
PLURP Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
POFFISSS Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
Poing Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
POING Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING GEEN GEEN Flare Gun From A Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING POING POING Pogo Stick MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
POiNG THUK! Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG THUK! PINK Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG! Horse Jumping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
POINK Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
Poink Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
POiNK Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
POiNK! Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48
POiT Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
POIT Eye Being Released From Vacuum MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
POIT Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
PoiT Removing Cork From Bottle MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42
POiT! Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48
POiT! Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44
POIT, DOIT DIT Three Newsanchor's Taking Their Earpieces Out MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
POP Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48
POP Dream Balloon Popping MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14
POP Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
POP! Video game gun fireing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POW Motorcycle Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
PRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
PSSSH Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
PUTT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
PWADAK Skateboard crashing MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
PWAM Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
PWEEN Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PWOF Parachute MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
PWOiNG Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13
PWOK Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
PWOMPF Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUIET Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
QWACK WAAK WAAK Duck MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39
RAH-OOOM Car Speeding Away MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
RATTLE Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
RAWGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
RIP Human Phone Book Tearing In Half MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
RIP Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
RIP King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
RIP Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
RIP Spiderman Ripping Costume MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
RIP RIP Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK Surgery MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14
RiPF Parachuting Falling MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
ROWM Truck Taking Off Quickly MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
RRIP Tearing Magic Carpet MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
RRRRR Police Car Siren MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
RRRRREERRR Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
RRRRRR Ambulance Siren MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH Moses Parts the Red Sea MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16
RUMBLE RUMBLE Falling Rock MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE Thunder Storm MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA Chicken Nests Bouncing Around MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SAZZIKK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SCHKLURT Pizza Springing Into Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
SCHLAP Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLEP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIP Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIT Water Spraying Out Of Phone MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
SCHLOOP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLOOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
SHHH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP Pair Of Dancing Shoes At A Theatrical Shop MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15
SHIK SHIK Man shaving MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Man Scratching Back MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Jane Scratching Her Head MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHKLAZITCH yarg! Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SHKLiK Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48
SHKLIK Heart popping out of body. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
SHKLIKSA! Clam Squirting Man In Face MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLITZA Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SHKLiTZA Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SHKLIZICH! Flower Squirting Man MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLIZORTCH Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
SHKLIZZITZ Doctors Operating Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
SHKLIZZORTCH Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement From A Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
SHKLOORT THURCH Sculptor Molding Clay MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SHKLOP Heart bouncing on floor. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLORBBADORP Man hitting wet cement MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
SHKLORP Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
SHKLORP Ship being pulled from water by King Kong. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
SHKLURCH Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48
SHKLURK Man Grabbing Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKWITZ SHKWITZ Man Cleaning Eyeglasses MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11
SHLOOK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
SHLORP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39
SHMUZORFT Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast MAD #104. July 66, Page 42
SHNORKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SHOOGA SHIK Telephone moving MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHOOK Subway Train Door Opening MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
SHOOK SHOOK Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
SHOOO Spear MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17
SHPLEP Spiderman's Web Shooting Out MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SHPLOIP Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
SHPORK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK King Kong cleaning body parts out of his toes with a traffic signal MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHUFFLE SHIFFLE Man skooting on floor MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads MAD #111. June 67, Page 42
SILENCE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SIT SIT SIT Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SIZZLE SITZ Flare Fizzling Out MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48
SKAPASCH Movie Camera Falling Onto Man MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SKAPLUNCH Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKAPROING Pilot ejecting from jet MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH Magician Cut A Box In Half MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
SKLAZONCHO! Mervyn Cutting A Man In A Box Into Two MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28
SKLERCH! Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SKLiSHK Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14
SKLITCH King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26
SKLIZZORCH! Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKLOOSH Hand Squeezing Water Bag MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
SKLORK Steam Roller Hitting Eye MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
SKLORK Eye crushed by steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
SKLORSH Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
SKLORTCH,SKLITCH SKLITCH Atat Stepping On Ewok, Then Scraping It Off It's Foot MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
SKLUK Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLUKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLURK Fat Woman Sitting On Man MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26
SKNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNIKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNITCH Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
SKNOSH Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKRAK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKRAKIT SKRAKIT Wild Skrakit bird. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16
SKRAWK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREECH Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEE Truck Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEE Police Car Screeching To A Halt MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22
SKREEEE Braking Car MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SKREEEE Car Skidding To Stop MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
SKREEEE Tires from car breaking. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42
SKREEEEE Policeman Skidding To A Stop MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42
SKREEEEE Trucks Braking To A Halt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
SKREEEEE Camel Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21
SKREEEEEE Horses Stopping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
SKREEEEEE Moon rover MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33
SKREEEEEE Car turning a corner MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
SKREEEEEEEK Van Pulling up in a hurry MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
SKREEEEEK Horses stopping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31
SKREEEEK Horses Stopping MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
SKREEEEK Truck Coming To A Stop MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
SKREEEK Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
SKREEK Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
SKREEK Shoes Skidding To A Stop MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
SKREEK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEK Man Stopping MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7
SKREEK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
SKREEK Skateboard Stopping on Pavement MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23
SKREEK Car Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREEK SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK Woman Trying To Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
SKREEYEEEK Indian Turing Around A Cactus Arm MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ Policeman Writing Out A Summons MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23
SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK Carving outside of stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 23
SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROIK Superman Opening Window And Lifting House MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROINCH Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34
SKROINCH Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SKRONCH Raft Hitting The Beach MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
SKROOM Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKROOOK Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11
SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA Carving hole in stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ King Kong Playing With Toy MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
SKWA-BA-DAP Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12
SKWAKO Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
SKWAPPO The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SKWAPPO Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
SKWEEK SKWEEK Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
SKWEEK SKWEEK Mount Rushmore Ear Being Cleaned MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 2
SKWEEK SKWEEK Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Pepper mill MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter twisting choking man MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SLOBBLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SLURK GLURKLE GLUP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
SMAK Kissing MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Female Frog Kissing A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978. Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
SMASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SMEK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22
SNAP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SNAP Handcuffs MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
SNAP A Wishbone Snapping MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42
SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL Man Opening Survival Raft MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
SNAP KRAK Breaking Twigs MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
SNAP PLOOBADOOF Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SNAP SNAP Tadpole Snapping Fingers MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
SNAP SNAP Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
SNAP SNAP SNAP Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13
SNIF Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIFF Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF Dog Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIKKER Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
SNIP Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8
SNIP Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP Barber Scissors Snipping MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SNIP SNIP Nose Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP A Haircut MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP Cutting Bandages With Scissors MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SNiP! Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32
SNUFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SOB Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SPA- ZUNCH Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SPALOOSH Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48
SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9
SPAMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SPASH Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21
SPAZAT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST Water Pouring Over Of A Elavator Shaft MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
SPLADUNK Caskett Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9
SPLAK Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLAP Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10
SPLAP!! Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
SPLAPPLE PLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH Bath water Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15
SPLAT Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
SPLAT Face Being Punched MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26
SPLAT Hand Squishing Spider MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
SPLAT Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPLAT People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SPLAZOOSH Woman Pouring Water On Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPLISH Man Diving Into Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP …. Dancing In The Rain MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
SPLOIT Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLOOSH Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
SPLOOSH Golf Club Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
SPLOP Bird Falling And Hitting Ground MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
SPLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLORK Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around Kitchen While Eating MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORPLE BLAPPLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLOYDOING Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
SPLURP Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPMAMP Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SPMAP! Stepping on bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
SPOOF Flame Starting MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPOOSHT Man Geeting Squirted By A Fire Hydrant MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
SPOP Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPRAZOT SPRAT Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITSITS Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZAWITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZZITZ Spiderman Being Sprayed With Bug Spray MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SPROiNG Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROING Body Popping Out of Cake MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
SPROING Female Frog Jumping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SPROING Spring Snake Popping Out Of Basket MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
SPROING GING Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROINGACHONK Spring-loaded ax MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
SPROiNGDOiNK Mechanical Boxing Glove MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SPROP BLOP BLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPROWMMM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUKKONK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUSH Perspiration Being Released MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 37
SPUTZ! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUTZ-SPITZA CHUKKUNK-CLUNK Car Running Out Of Gas MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
SPWAKO Ship Being Hit Tremendously Hard With A Champagne Bottle MAD #247 June 1984 Page 11
SPWAP Construction Worker Stamp "Kill" On Steam Shovel MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
SPWAPPO People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SSAT Phone Book Shaped Flattened Human Body Creasing At Spine MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
SSLiT Spy Pulling Poisoned Dagger From Cane MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
SSSSSSSS Deflating Doctor's Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
SSSST! Bug Sizzling By Magnifying Glass Sunlight MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
STAMP (10 times) Group Stamping Of Feet MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 42
STAMP STAMP Large Mechanical Foot Stomping MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 23
STEALTH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
STOINK PING King Kong breaking a train MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
STOOF Grabbing Grocery Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
STOONG Gargoyle Hitting Saleman In The Head MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
STOOPFT! Man In Bird Suit Crashing To Ground MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 40
STROINGGOINK Olive Oyl Falling Down A Sidewalk Grating And Being Saved By Her Nose MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT Folding up flattened man. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWAP Football Hitting Mans Face MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 42
SWIF Throwing "folded man" airplane. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWISH FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SWIT Hippie Slipping On Banana Peel MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
SWIT Net Hitting Genteel Ben MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
SWIT FLIP SNAT GAFLOR ZINGO PLOOF ZIZ KLAK FAZZAT TWOP TONK PLIF FLINK FAK POK ETC. ETC. ETC. Camper re-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
SWiT-PLOP Plate Hitting Spaghetti MAD #126 April 1969, Page 29
SWIT-PLOP Baggers Bagging Groceries MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SWIT-PLOP Nurse Sitting Man on Table MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SWIT-SWIT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
SWIZZAK Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SWIZZAT-SWAT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
TAP BAP SHA-PAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
tap tap tap Patter of little feet MAD #36 December 1957 Page 41
TAP TAP TAP Prisoners Rapping Spoons And Cups MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TAP TAP TAP Blind Man Walking Into The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP Foot tapping road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP TAP Man tapping on window MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Blind Man's Cane MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
TAP!TAP!TAP! Conductor Tapping MAD #55 June 1960, Page 9
TATTATATTAT Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAPLOOF Horse Jumping From On Ledge To Another MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
THHHUT! THHHHT! Man Getting Two Arrows In the Back MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THHLORP Spiderman Sending Web Into Soup MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THIKOOSH Hippie Lighting Match On Crusty Jeans MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
ThiZ ZiZ ZiZ Ziz … Spiderman's Secret Web Fluid Backfiring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
THLBBADUP Dracula Being Emptied Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
THLIP Door Opening On The Enterprise MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 30
THLOOP! Sculptor Swiping Across Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
THLUCK Bird Pulling A Baby Bird Out Of An Another Baby Bird's Mouth MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
THLUP Kid Putting Eyeplug In Eye Socket MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
THOiP Sword Being Drawn From Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
THOIPOING Man's Eyes Popping Toward Beautiful Girl MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
THOMP SKLUK SPLATCH GOOSH Conehead Stomping On Opponent MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 44
THOO Collapsing Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THOO DOOMP Two Bodies Hitting Ground MAD #166, April 1974, Page 23
THOOF-FOING Paleontologist Getting Bounced On By Dinosaur MAD #112. July 67, Page 48
THOOM THOOM Thor Demanding Service In A typical Restaurant MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
THOOMP Tarzan Landing On Ground MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 48
THOOMP Tarzan Landing on Ground MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
THOT Recessed Head Popping Back To Normal MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THUBALUP THUBALUP THUBALUP Horse Galloping Along MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 & 15
THUD Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
THUD Spiderman Crashing To The Ground MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
THUGAWUNK Fireman Falling To Ground Off A Shortened Pole MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
THUMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
THUMP (6 times) Cavemen Thumping Cheasts MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
THUMP BUMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
THUMP BUMP KLUMP TRUMP Belly Rumbling MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP Big rock beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
THUMP! Match Stick Hitting Floor MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
THUNCK Chemistry Set Being Bashed On Head MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
THUTHHHH.... Recessed Head Inflating MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THWA-DAP! SPLA-MAP! Man slamed on sidewalk by bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
THWAK Forest Varlet, Little John, Hitting Robin Hood In The Head With A Staff MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
THWAK Driver Hitting Caddy MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAK Chicago Policeman Hitting Hippie MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
THWAK Man Slapping Man On Back MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
THWAK Slap on the back. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
THWAK Man Hitting Woman With Tennis Racket MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWAK Hand Slapping Baby's Butt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
THWAK Tooth Being Knocked Out Of Mouth With A Hockey Puck MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 21
THWAK BAK PWADAK KLAK Men Fighting With Sticks MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK Stout stick beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
THWAP Footballplayer Grabbing Ball And Coach's Hand MAD #109. Mar 67, Page 15
THWAP Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAP Clamp being slapped into hand. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 8
THWAT Bully Strongman Throwing Sand On Head Of Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 41
THWiP Man Kicking Man MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWIT Poster Being Unrolled MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
THWOCK! A Fat Lady Hitting A Firemen's Safety Net MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 41
THWOK Arrow Splitting Apple And Sticking In Tree MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
THWOP Scalpel slapped through hand MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 8
THWOP Civil War Cap Thrown To Ground MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
THWOP Spiderman Shooting Out Web MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THWOP! Man Returning To Original Shape MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWOP! Giant Shoe Hitting Man MAD #135 June 1970, Page 12
THWUK Woman Hitting Tennis Ball MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWUK Hillbilly Being Kicked In The Rear MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
TIK TIK SKREEE Running Down Steps And Skidding To A Stop MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIK TIK TIK TIK Video game MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18-19
TIK TIK TIK TIK Hitting stout stick against small rock. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TA-TAGAK TAK TIKKA TAKKA Typist Tying On Typewriter MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
TIKA TIKA TIKA TIKA Running Down Wood Steps MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIKA-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIKATIK-CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA (52 times) BING CHIKA-CHUNK THWIZZIK ZAK BING Woman Using Typwriter MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
TING Man Flipping Coin MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
TING Dungeon Guard Flipping A Coin MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 43
TING Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
Ting aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
Ting-aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
TINGALINGA Bicycle Bell Ringing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
TIP-TIPPITY TAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
TOING Musical Note Flag Popping Out Of Flute MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
TOK Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
TOK TOK TOK TOK Caveman Chiseling Out A Wheel MAD #239, June 1983, Page 11
TONG Brick Hitting A Guy On The Head MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
TONG Bell MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
TONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOD TOOD Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOODLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TOOF THAFF FAK Man Spitting Fly Out Of Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
TOOMP, FWOP, FWIFFFFFF Car Hitting Inflated Man,Who Bounces Into The Air Continuing To Inflate MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27
TOON Man Tapping Human Volleyball Into Air MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 16
TOONG Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
TOONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOOOO Emergency Broadcast System Warning MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
TOOWIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOOWOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TROMP TROMP TROMP Prisoners Jumping Up And Down MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TROMP TROMP,TEEOO TEEOO Atat Type Vehicle Chasing And Shooting Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA Gorilla Beating His Chest MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
TWEEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TWEEN SPWANG Man Having Pistols Shot Out Of Hands MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14
TWOK Dancing Genteel Ben Knocking Gun Out Of Man's Hand MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
TWONG Woman Hitting Harp MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
TWONG Robin Hood Firing Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
TWONG Violin Bow Slipping MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
TWONG Thirsty Firing A Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
TWOYYOYYOING THUK UGH Prince Valiant Plucking A Very Tight Bowstring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
TZING Power Saw MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
TZING TZONG TZOONG TZWANG Conehead Hacking Up People With Sword MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
UK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ULP! Princess Swallowing Frog MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
UMPF! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
UMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
UNKLIK Man Being Released From Dungeon Wall MAD #232, July 1982, Page 44
URRSSSH URSSHHH Hippie Smoking Pipe MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
UUUUURP! Flower Burping MAD #45 March 1959, Page 40
VAROOM ROWM Cars Racing Down A Street MAD #209. Sep 1979, Page 13
VAROOM! VROOM-SPAK! BROOM SPUT- POW!!! GROWRROOOM!! Motorcycle Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
VARROOM SKREEK Police Car Accelerating Quickly MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VOOFEN! VOOFEN! The Katzenjammer Kid's Dog Barking At Them In German MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
VOOM VOOM Darth Vader's And Luke Skywalker's Lightsabers Coming On MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page42
VOOMAROOMA Man Going Down A Hill In A Two-Wheel Device MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
VOW Airplane Lifting Off MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
VOWM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VOWM Speeding Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VROOM Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
VROOM Car MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
VROOM VROOM A Hotel Maid Running A Vacuum Cleaner MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
VROON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VROOON VREEN VOWN Cars Passing A Hitchhiker Up MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
VWOO Jane Swinging On A Vine MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
WAK (nine times) Eskimo Beating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
WAM WAM WAM WAM WAM Hammering Sign MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
WAP Man Kicking Woman Of A Building Ledge MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WAP WAP WAP WAP Man Driving A Stake Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
WAWKLE!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
WEE HAAH Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
WEEEEEEE Emergency Warning System Alert MAD #238, April 1983, Page 12
WEEEOOOOWEEEOOO WEEEOOOO WEEOOOO WEEEOOOOWEE Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEE Ambulance Siren MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
WEEOOWEEEOOOO WEEEOOOO Fire Truck Siren MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
WEEOOWEEOOOO Police Motorcycle Siren MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
WHAK DINK KLANK KLING DOINK PLOP Baseball Bouncing In Enclosed Stadium MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM Using Coconut to Nail Sign To Palm Tree MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 32
WHAM PLAM KLOON BOONG KLOONG POONG KAPLAM SPMAM Boy Kicking The Heck Out Of A Vending Type Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
WHAP A Lady Sleeping Banner While Sleeping MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
WHAP! Man Getting Hit Upside The Head By Wife MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
WHAP SPMAMP WUNK KACHONK Schoolboy Being Beaten To A Pulp By Other Classmates MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
WHEEAH! WHEEAH! Man In Psychiatrist Office Thinking He's A Horse MAD #66, October 1961, Page 9
WHIR WHIR WHIR WHIR Window Washers Safety Bucket MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
WHIR! SNIP WHIRR SNIP Tape Being Pulled From Tape Dispenser And Chopped Off, Then String Being Unspooled From Same Dispenser And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7,8
WHIRR Movie camera rolling. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
WHIRR WHIRR Movie Camera MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
WHIRR! SNIP WHIRR! SNAP! Tongue Being Pulled From Boss's Head And Chopped Off Using His Teeth, Then Single Hair Stretched From Same Head And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7.8
WHISK Prince Lifting Princess Into His Arms MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
WHOMP CHOMP RIP SKLIK URP GLORK Hungry cave family eating. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 17
WHOOOOOOOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
WHOOSH Gust Of Wind MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
WINK WINK Eye Winking MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
WINK-WINK WINKITY WINK BLINK Chimpanzee Winking MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10
WONG THUK! Little John Shooting Arrow At A Gallows MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
WONK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
WOOOSH Magic Carpet Levitating Quickly MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
WOOOSH (4 times) Tarzan Swinging On A Vine MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10,11
WOOPWOOPWOOP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WUNK Doctor Kicking A TV Set And A Patient MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
WUNK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
WUNK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
Xmng! Man swearing MAD #31 February 1957 Page 29
YAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YAAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
YAHHAH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
YAK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YARG! Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
YARGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YEECH! Fay Wray MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
YING YING Mask Rubber Strap Stretching MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YIP-YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YOWYOWYOW Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YUKKLE YUK Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ZAP Tongue Projecting Out To Snatch Fly MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZAP GING GING TWONG SPLAT Two Frogs Catching Eachother With Tongues MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 16,17
ZAP POW Lightning Hitting People MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
ZAT Band-Aid Ripping Off Skin MAD #167, June 1974, Page 37
ZAZIK, KATOONG,SPROING Lever Being Depressed Then Flinging Han Solo From His Frozen Toomb MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 40
ZEEM Rider falling MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
ZIK ZIK ZIK Rubbing Twigs Together MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
ZIK ZOCK FOON FIT KLUNK Sofa un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
ZIKKA ZAZZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZAZIK ZIK ZIZZAK Man Dialing A Telephone MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
ZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIP Bug Hiding MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12
ZIP Zipping Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
ZIT MOP FLOOM FAK SWAT Table and chairs un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZIT ZITZIZIZIZZZZZZ Spiderman Slipping Down A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
ZIT-SREEK SKRAK ZIDIT- POW Drilling Through Ceiling Into Human Head With Drill Dying MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZIT-ZIT-ZIT- ZIT-ZAT-ZAT SWIZAP! Waiter Slicing Ham MAD #127 June 1969, Page 28
ZiZ Tape measure going out. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZIZAZIK ZIK-ZIK ZIZZAK ZIKA-ZIKA Man Dialing Push Button Phone MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
ZLITZ… PLORF Snoopy Falling Asleep On An Icy Roof MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
ZOOO TWEEE Bullets Whizzing And Ricocheting MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 48
ZOOT Un-zipping zipper. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12-13
ZOWM A Cannonball Being Tossed MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
ZOWM Truck MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
ZOWNT Vacuum/power sander. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 20
ZWEECH The Phantom Closing The Zipper On His Purple Body Suit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ZWEEN Sword MAD #271 June 1987 Page 48
ZWEET Civil War Sword Pulled From Scabbard MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
ZWIT FAT Kid Pulling Radio Cord Through Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
ZWIT GLAP ZWOT TINK Light fixture un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZWIT ZWIT ZWIT Bank Robber Turning Safe Dial MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
ZWIT-SPROING Man Pulling String And Boxing Glove Leaving Hat MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
ZZIP Eskimo Unzipping Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
ZZT-CHOMP Bee Buzzing Then Getting Eaten MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 13
ZZZ GLAP Frog Swallowing Bug MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
ZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ Bee Buzzing MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12 and 13
ZZZZ Fly Buzzing MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZZZZ ZZT-ZNIK SNUFFLE SNORK Snoring MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Lady Sleeping During Chess Game MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZGLUK Sleeping Fellow Having A Fish Tossed Down His Throat MAD #72, July 1962, Page 9
ZZZZOOWNT Drilling Through A Fence MAD #94, April 1965, Page 33
ZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Tee MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Teeth Leaving Caddy's Mouth MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Power saw and drill. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZZZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
ZZZZZZZ Doctor Sleeping MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
ZZZZZZZZ Drilling Into Ceiling MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZZZZZZZZZ Man Falling Down Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Fly MAD #41 September 1958, Page 23
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Three Girls Sleeping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 14
AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK!
UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20
AAAK AAK Busy City People Coughing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
AAEEFWOFAAEE One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
AAGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
ACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ACK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ACK GAK GARK! Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page Back Cover
AGH! UGH! ARG! Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34
AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
AHHHHHHHHHH Frankenstein Inhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
AHWEEEEEE-AK A Cow Horn MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48
AK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA Truck Horn MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
APPLAUD YEA! Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
ARARAGH!! Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARARGH!! Large Gorilla Growl MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44
ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK Princess Using Mouthwash MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG A Lady And The Hulk Making Love MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP Tarzan Fighting With Leopard MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
ARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
ARRARGH! RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRARGHNNARRGH An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
ARRARGLE! The Hulk Calling A Waiter MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
ARRGH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
AWK Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
AWK GAK ARGH GASP Patient Choking MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
AWK! Bride MAD #265 September 1986 Page 31
AWK! Groom MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO Capt. Kirk Crying MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
BAM! Lightning MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11
BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
BAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
BAP-KRAK KIK HIT Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
BARF BARF Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
B-B-B-BORFFT! Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
BBBLPLAST Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
BBFRPRAFPGHPP Doctor Farting MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL Man making lip sounds MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
BEAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BEEDOOP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BEEYOOP The Hulk Turning Into Banner MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
BING BING BING BING BING Desk Bell Being Rung MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26
BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Firestation MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
BING BONG Doorbell MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48
BING BONG Door bell MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19
BIZZZT Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
BLAM Gun Firing MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25
BLAM Gun Being Fired MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
BLAM Prizoner In A Dungeon Being Shot MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13
BLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! Shooting A Fake Horse Head MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16
BLAM BLAM Settlers Shooting At Indians MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
BLAM BLAM Shotgun MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
BLAM BLAM BLAM Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
BLAM BLAM PoiT Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spys MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM Guns Firing At Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
BLAMP BLAMP Gun Shots MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
BLAP BLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLEEP Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17
BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB Helicopter Hovering MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BLINK BLINK Deformed Eye Blinking MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLINK BLINK Flashing Truck Headlights MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
BLiNK BLiNK Man Blinking MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLINK BLINK Frankenstein Eye Moving MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27
BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK Flashing Lighted Arrows MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
BLIOMP Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
BLIT Eye Being Vacuumed MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
BLOBBLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BLOIT Popeye's Muscle Popping Up MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
BLOOM BLOOM Real gun firing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19
BLOOP Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
BLORF BREEDEET Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
BLORP Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BLORP Eyes Popping up in Water MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page Back Cover
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Helicopter Flying MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Boy Sinking in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
BONG Man's Head Hitting A Bell MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48
BONG Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
BONG Refrigerator Timer Going Off MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
BONG Train Station Local Number Popping Up MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41
BONG Bell MAD #134 April 1970, Page 42
BONG Clock Striking Midnight MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
BONG Elevator Stopping At A Floor MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page Back Cover
BONG, FLADIP, FLUK Tell Your Fortune Machine Ticket Ready And Guy Picks Up Ticket MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
BOOM Cannon MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
BOOM Shooting Man Out Of Cannon MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) A Distant Drum Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
BOOMER-ROOM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
BPLFLT! Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27
BRAGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BRAK GRAK Car Shifting To First Gear MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BRAP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
BRAVO BRAVO Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
BREEBEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEDEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREEP-BREEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BREET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET BROOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47
BRING Phone Ringing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29
BRNNGT BRNNGT Telephone Ringing MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
BROODOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
BROOM Car Wheeling Away MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA Car Revving For A Drag Race MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
BRRRAPP! Boy Belching MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … Phone Ring MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
BUR-RP Patient Belching In I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
BWAUGHK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
BWEEP Scientists Leg Growing MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48
BZOWNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZNNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42
BZZOWNT! Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
BZZT BZZT Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37
BZZZ BZZT Flying Insect MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA Change Machine For Telephone MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37
BZZZT KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA Vending Machine About To Make Change MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CAW CAW CAW Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CAW-CAW-CAW Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Mother Shaking A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Baby Shaking Another Baby MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
CHAKUNK-DING-RIP Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
CHEEP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHIKA CHUNK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
CHIMP CHIMP Fingernail Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18
CHOMP Genteel Ben Eating MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
CHOMP Patient Biting String MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
CHOMP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
CHOMP CHOMP Full Mouth Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
CHOMP CHOMP Bird Eating Clam MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
CHOMP CHOMP Spiderman Eating A Fly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Hippie Eating A Banana MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK Vultures Eating Car MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP Man Drinking From A Bottle MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Man Biting Wrench And Chewing MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
CHONK Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
CHONK CHONK CHONK Subtotal Chopping At Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
CHONK KRAKLE GLUK Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK Man Digging Ground MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Man Chopping Down Tree MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
CHOP-CHOP Scout Hitting Tree With Ax MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
CHUCKLE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steam Roller MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
CHUNK Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
CHUNK Bird stabbing worm with fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
CHUNK-KASHINK Shovel MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9
CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER Man's Bones Breaking MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13
CLANG Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
CLANG CLANG CLANG Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
CLAP CLAP! Applause MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP Prisoners Applauding Chef MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
CLATTA CAK CLAKA Chicken Laying Egg MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLATTER Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
CLICK Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24
CLICK! A Photographer Taking A Picture MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10
CLIK CLIK Running Down Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
Clik Clik Chicken Jumping Into Nest MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
CLiK KLAK Key Opening Steam Cabinet MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29
CLIK RRROOOOM Electric Fan Being Turned On MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK Running Up Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
CLINK Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9
CLINK CLOINK BZZT Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15
CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP Dracula Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Lady Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
CLONK! Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15.
CRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP Pay Phone being assaulted MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
CRUGAZUNCH Two Cars Colliding MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
CRUNCH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
CRUNCH Sign Hitting Ground MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
CRUNCHLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
DANG Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
DIK DIK, DIK DAKDIK DAKKADAK DIKKA DAKKA Typist Typing On A Computer Keypad MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
DIKKA DIK DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31
DING Elevator Door About To Close MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39
DING Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
DING (13 times) Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man Filling Himself Up With Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm clock MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
DINGALINA DINGALINGA Dooms Day Man Ringing A Bell MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11
DINGALINGA Cannibal Ringing A Bell MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23
DINK DINK DINK DINK Tip-Toeing MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DIT Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
DIT DIT Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye Rolling Across The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye bouncing across road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DIT-CLUNK Fish Hitting Green And Hole MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36
DOIP Eye popping out. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
DOiP! Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
DOMP DOMP DOMP Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16
DONG Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DON'T WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times) A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48
DOOBADOOBADOOBA Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
DOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
DOONT Man Hitting Pole MAD #120 July 1968, Page Inside Front
DOOOT Lunchtime Work Whistle MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page Back Cover
doop Food falling out of man's mouth MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
DOOT Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48
DRIPPLE BLIT Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA Tarzan Beating Chest MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ECK! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ECKECK! Dog With a Tic MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11
EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH Tarzan's Distress Call MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
EECH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
EEEAAAGH!! Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Car Screaming Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
FABA DABA ZAP Electodes Delivering 400,000 Volts MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23
FABADAP Cows Udder Moving Again MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FAGROON KLUMBLE KLUMBLE Food Mart Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14
FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FAP A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10
FAROOLANA, FASHUNK Coroner Opening , Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23
FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
FASHKLORK Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26
FERRAP! Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
FERRIP! King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FFFFOOOOOOOO Frankenstein Exhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49
FFFRRRAAPFT! Man Expelling Compressed Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20
FFPGHFTP! Caveman blowing stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
FIDIP-FIDIP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIFF-FRREP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FINK! Head Springing Out Of Toy MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8
FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP Survival Raft Inflating MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
FIP-FIP Cows Udder Moving MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
FIT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FITZ ROWR A Hungry Stomach Churning MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10
FIZZAZZIT Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
FLABADAP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLADAT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLAFFLIFF Flasher Opening His Overcoat MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP Woman folding up man. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLAP! FLAP! Ears Flapping MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FLEEDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF Robber Putting on Mask MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17
FLIFF FLIFF Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
fliff fliffle florf sworf Tarzan Missing The Next Vine MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
FLIFFLAFF Dracula Opening His Cape MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
FLIFFLE FLIF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
FLIK Flicking a Bug MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FLIK King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover
FLiK Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27
FLIK Parachuter Pulling Out Instruction Card MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
FLIK Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43
FLING Person Flipping A Coin MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page Inside Front Cover
FLIP A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
FLIP BLAP BLAP Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FLIT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
FLOBA-DAP! Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
floof Small Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF Large Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOOF FLOOF Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! Many Smoke Signals Rising Quickly MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
FLOON Atomic Blast At Ground Zero MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP Man folding beach umbrella. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
FLOP Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
FLOPLOPLOPLOP Woman Falling In Slices MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
FLORK Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
FLOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
FOOF Stove Being Turned On MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
FOOM Explosion MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM DING (12 times) Fireworks On Scoreboard MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
FOOM! Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8
FOOMP! Safe Falling On Man And Woman MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40
FOOSH Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 0
FOOSH FWIZZISH Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
FOOSHT Beam Of Light Insinerating Character MAD #240 July 1983 Page28
FOOWOOM Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man MAD #240 July 1983 Page Back Cover
FOWM Mask Retracting MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
FROOM Police Car Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA Skateboard MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FUMP Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42
FUNK! Head Springing Out Of Man's Body MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9
FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG Toilet Flushing MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
FURSHGLURK Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32
FUSH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
FUT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWABADAP! Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
FWADDAPP! Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
FWAK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
FWAM Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
FWAP Throwing Purse On Counter MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
FWAP Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
FWAP Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWAP! Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48
FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWEE Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
FWEE! Hair Raising MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
FWEEE Baby Flying Through Air MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
FWEEE Rider flying MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
FWEEEEE Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
FWEEP Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
FWEEP Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
FWiP Glove Door Opening MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
FWIP Siamese twins rolling over in bed. MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
FWIP Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24
fwip Bride throwing bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP Jane Tying Two Vines Together MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11
FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
FWiSK Man Grabbing Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
FWISK Waiter running MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
FWISK FWISK A Hotel Maid Dusting MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
FWISK FWISK Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Man Sweeping Deserted Island MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19
FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11
FWISK GLURK Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of Rubbys Mouth To Make A Moletoff Cocktail MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38
FWISK GLURK Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11
FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP Camper un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
FWIZZ Throwing a Chess Board MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
FWOF Elephant Flashing Jane MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42
FWOOF Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
FWOOSH Woman Swing A Tennis Racket MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11
FWOOSH SPASHLE Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
FWOP Parachute Opening MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27
FWUMP Warewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
Fxlgxtlkfxg! Woman swearing MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12
GAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
GAK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GAPLONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
GARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover
GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
GASHKLITZ Squirting Flower parted by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GASHKLITZ Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
GASHKLITZKA Water From Squirting Flower Hitting Face MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23
GA-SHKLURTZ Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
GASHKUTZGA Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
GASHOOK GRUNCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GASHPLUTZGA Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11
GASKROOCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
GA-SPLORTCH Boy Entering Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GASPLUSH Small Explorer Being Dropped Into Abig Pot By A Cannibal MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10
GEEEN Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
GIGAZING Trowling Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GING GEEEN Iv's Stretching MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
GING GING Violin String MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
GiNG GiNG Worm being stretched. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
GING GING Bow Being Pulled MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
GING GING Spring MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
GING GING, THWAT Schoolboy Stretching A Rubber Band Slingshot And Then Firing And Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
GING GOYNG Mask Flying Off Face MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT Frog Catching Fly MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15
GISHKLORK King Kong stepping on somebody MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
GISHKLURK Soup Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15
GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG Wedding Bells MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
GLANK Stick against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
GLAWK! Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
GLEET-GLEET Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK Water Bag Leaking MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
GLIKA-GLIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLiNK Worm popping out of ground. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11
GLINK Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
GLINK Walk Light Changing MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31
GLINK Water Falling Into A Tin Cup MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
GLINK Single Raindrop MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK Several Raindrops MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP A Bowl Of Soup MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21
GLISH GLUTCH YAK AWK GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOMBLOOM YAGGAK WHAP ROWR GROWR GURGLE GLUK Domestic Mayhem And Carnage Involving A Small Child, His Mother, A Dog And A Police Officer MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48
GLIT Pulling Hat from Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48
GLIT GLIT GLIT Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT Olive Oyl Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP Dripping Tap and Licenced Plumbers MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48
GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP GHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH Sculptor Molding Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GLOODLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
GLOOK Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole MAD #72, July 1962, Page 10
GLOOP Golf Ball Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
GLOOP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLOOP (7 times) GLUT Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13
GLOOP! Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLOOT-GLOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
GLORP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Island Sinking Into Ocean MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27
GLUK King Kong Throwing Food Into Mouth MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21
GLUK Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9
GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Indian Drinking Fire Water MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Popeye Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
GLUK! Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
GLUKKLE Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK Drinking beer. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
GLUT Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13
GLUT! Tongue Lashing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
GOING Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING Car Bouncing on Springs MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
GOOMA-DOOM Oil Tanker Exploding MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13
GORSHLE GUSH Water Running From Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
GRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
GREEDLE-GREEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
GRING Telephone ring MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47
GROINK Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
GROWWWWMMM Car Growling Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
GRRM Motorcycle in Distance MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRROWN Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
GRRR Jeep Racing Up Hill MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
GRRRRRR… Angry Dogs Grawling At Fireman MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
GUKGUK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN Fly Remover Vending Machine Working MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
GUWK People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
GWAP Dog Bitting Woman's Nose MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42
GYAAUGHT People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
HAR HAR Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEE-DE-HEE-HEE Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HEH HEH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Man With Hicups MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
HiC! Hick-up MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9
Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m Barbers' Buzz Cutter MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48
HO HA Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
HO-HUM Man Yawning In Street MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9
HONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
HOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
Huff…puff…Hmmmm… Ahhh…Mmmmmm… Huffa…puffa…gasp! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16
HUFFLE-PUFFLE Dracula Breathing While Running MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
HUSH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
HUSHLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
ING DING DING DING DIN Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
INKLE-KLINK A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
JUGARUM Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KABOOMM Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11
KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! Lab Assistant Sneezing MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15
KACHUGH! CHUH! Train Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
KACHUNK Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KACHUNK GING PSSSSH Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48
KACHUNK KKKSH Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
KACHUNKA Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KACHUNK-KACHUNKA KACHUNK-KACHUNK KA-BONG Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9
KAHEEEE Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
KAKKAKKAKAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KAKROOSH Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KALLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK Heavy Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT Burping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48
KAPOOOSHSHISH Tree Collapsing On Little Paige MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
KARRAK FIZZITZ POW Lightening Hitting A Person MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK Mafia Informant Sheffling Along In Some Custome Made Cement Shoes MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48
KASHPRITZA Bug spray. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40
KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 & 48
KATOONG Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KATOONK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
KATY-DID Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KATY-DIDN'T Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KAWK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KAZASH Television hitting the ceiling MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KAZOP! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KCHGGHCK Genteel Ben Getting Framed MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
K-CHOOK Elevator Door Closing MAD #72, July 1962, Page 37
KERACKK! Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
KIKATIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KING DING PLINK Zoo Keeper Dropping Key MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF Moderate Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KIPF KIPF Light Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21
KISS KISS KISS KISS Man Kissing Sand MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
KISS KISS KISS KISS King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
KITTOONG, SHKLUNK Brain Thrown Into Frankenstien's Head Like A Basketball MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page Back Cover
KKCHK CRACKLE CRUNCH Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
KKCHK FEW Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
KKKKKKKKKKKK Tree Falling MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48
KKKSH Brick Thrown Through A Window MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
KKKSSH Superman Crashing Through A Wall MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17
KLAK False Teeth Catching Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
KLAK Movie Scene Starter MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
KLAK Movie clapboard. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
KLAK Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK Hitting two small rocks together. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE Tin Cans Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
KLAKKLE Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16
KLANG A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12
KLANG Hippie Hitting Head On Stove MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG Metal Being Struck by Hammer MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page Back Cover
KLANG KLANG KLANG Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
KLANK Metal head trap MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
KLANK FUSHSHKLORK Cement truck MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12
KLIK Thief Turning On Light MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLIK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLiK Video game gun jamming. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
KLiK Button on various power tools. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19
KLIK Toenail Being Clipped MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39
KLiK Pressing a Button MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
KLIK Man Cocking His Pistol MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
KLIK Lady Turning Off A Lamp MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
KLIK Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLIK Remote control MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21
KLIK KLAK Cannon Bolt Action MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
KLIK KLAK Monitor Being Adjusted MAD #243 Dec 1983 {age Back Cover
KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK Man folding up beach table. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK Man Walking Across "Water" MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover
KLIK KLAK, ZIK KAZAK, PLOIP Prizon Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25
KLIK KLIK Man Turning A Television Dial MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK KLIK KLIK Guns Getting Ready MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15
KLIK KLIK KLIK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Capt. Kirk Hitting Keyes On Computer Terminal MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF Cinderella Running MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover
KLIK VROOM SPOOSH Starting Modified Air Conditioner MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48
KLiK-SPROiNG Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head MAD #111. June 67, Page 35
KLINGDINGGOON Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17
KLINK A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
KLINK Man Snapping Chains of Shackles MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11
KLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Inserting Coins Into Machine MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLINK GALINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48
KLINK GLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42
KLINK GLINK GLUNK Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
KLINK KLUNK GADINK Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11
KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15
KLINKADINK Coin Being Deposited In A Tell Your Fortune Machine MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48
KLOINK Dracula Crashing Into A Statue MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
KLOMP Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48
KLOMP Butler Falling From Ceiling MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26
KLOMP Spiderman Crashing Into A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
KLONK Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48
KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
KLOON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLOON Rock against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KLOONK KA- DOONK Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15
KLOOONN Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK Man Drinking Moonshine MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44
KLUMP Warden Tame Running MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Bartender Running Across The Floor MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Horse Tripping On Rock MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
KLUNK Stick falling on ground. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
KLUNK Car Hitting Bus MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page Back Cover
KLUNK Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
KLUNK Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14
KLUPADA KLUPADA Galloping Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Someone Knocking On A Door MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
KooKooK KooKooK Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36
KOONG Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF Man Coming up for Air in Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48
KRAK Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37
KRAK White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRAK Large rock against stout stick. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
KRAK Gorilla Adjusting Baby' Tarzan's Back MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
KRAK Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
KRAKKLE KRAK Casey Cracking His Knuckles MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30
KRAKLE White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17
KRASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRASH Rock Hitting Ground MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
KREEK KREEK Clothes Line Being Pulled MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29
KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43
KRIDIT-KRIDIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRIK-KRIKIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
KRUGAZUNCH Two Lifeboats Colliding MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9
KRUNCH Cracking nuts. MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19
KRUNCH Capt. Kirk Breaking Off One Of The Arms To His Chair On The Bridge MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32
KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
KSSHFWOOM Parachuter Crashing Through Building Roof MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9
KSSSH Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
KUK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
KWAPP! Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18
KWEEE Man's Hair Standing On End MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15
KWEEK! KWEEK! Nostrils Flaring MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28
KWOIP Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWONG Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
KWONK Man Being Hit on Head With Stick MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
KWONK Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
KWOP Woman catching bouqet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33
LAFLATCH Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
LEDDLE Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
MAMP,SPWAT,TOK Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 35
MAP-MAP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26
McPWAF Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
MMMMM... SMACK Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
MMMMMMMM Tape measure returning. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page19
MMMP, AARH, GA-SHLOIP Luke Removing His Mask MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
MMP ARG ECK Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11
MMP! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
MOWM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15
MUFFLE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
NNYEEOWNNT Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
NOK NOK NOK NOK Salesman Knocking On A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
NOT-A-SOUND Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
OGGOCK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OGH! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEE Husband Snoreing MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13
OOF! Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOGA Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
OOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOMP DOOMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
OONK OONK BLEEP Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33
OOOH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
OOOKK! AWK! Man Having Heart Attack MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48
OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! Santa Claus Moaning MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33
OOT Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
PADAP PADAP PADAP, KADOONK Prizon Guard Dribbling Then Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prizoner's Mouth MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
PAF Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into Prince MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Prince Turning Into A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
PAF Man Changing Into A Woman MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42
PAF Bat Turning Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
PAF Frong Turning Into A Prince MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
PAF Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
PAF TOOONG Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
PAK POW Coughing Truck Engine MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
PAM Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
PAT PAT PAT PAT Mother Patting A Baby's Head MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PAT PAT PAT PAT Baby Patting A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11
PATWANG, FWEEEE Branch Springing Back, Then Flinging Baby Tarzan Away MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13
PATWEEEE Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PBLRBLPSFT The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PFFFT-FRACK! Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFFFT-FRACK! Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
PFLAP Woman Holding Paper MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
PHLAKFFA Human organ music MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13
PHOOM King Kong stepping into a train car MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
PHOON Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PHOOO PHOOO Indian Blowing onto Fire MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
PHWAM Man slamming receiver on telephone MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
PIK PIK PIK Man Knotching Door Frame MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17
PING (18 times over four panels) Pimples Popping MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48
PiNG THWAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PINK Jane Flicking Away Bug From Her Hair MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
PITOOIE Woman Spitting Out Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE Several People Spitting MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16
PITTOOIE Giant Man Spitting Out Bone MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP Bullet Richocheying off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11
PLABLABLABLAB The Batmobile With A Flat Tire MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21
PLABLABLABLABL Bucket Rope Releasing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
PLAK Teeth Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
PLAK DAK THUK FRIT Man folding beach chair. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23
PLAM Someone Shooting Themselves MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42
PLAM Rifle MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13
PLAM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLAM PLAM Gun Firing MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48
PLAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9
PLAP Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLAPF Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
PLINK (8 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLINK PLINK A Quarter Being Bounced On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17
PLINK PLINK PLONK Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13
PLOIP Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
PLOIP Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
PLOiP! Removing mask. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21
PLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PLOOSH FLAPF Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
PLOP Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
PLOP Flying Hat Landing On Ground MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14
PLOP A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
PLOP PHELOP People Droping From Smell Of General's Armpits MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17
PLORK Bird Feeding A Baby Bird MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
PLORK BLUT Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30
PLORTCH Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
PLUNK Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
PLUNK Man Putting Clam In Pocket MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
PLUNK Patient Getting Gassed MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
PLUNK (4 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48
PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
PLURP Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
POFFISSS Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42
Poing Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35
POING Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING GEEN GEEN Flare Gun From A Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39
POING POING POING Pogo Stick MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
POiNG THUK! Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG THUK! PINK Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25
POiNG! Horse Jumping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
POINK Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
Poink Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13
POiNK Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
POiNK! Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48
POiT Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
POIT Eye Being Released From Vacuum MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48
POIT Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
PoiT Removing Cork From Bottle MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42
POiT! Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48
POiT! Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44
POIT, DOIT DIT Three Newsanchor's Taking Their Earpieces Out MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36
POP Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48
POP Dream Balloon Popping MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14
POP Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
POP! Video game gun fireing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
POW Motorcycle Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
PRAWK!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
PSSSH Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22
PUTT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
PWADAK Skateboard crashing MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
PWAM Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14
PWEEN Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
PWOF Parachute MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
PWOiNG Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13
PWOK Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12
PWOMPF Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK Wild Game Call MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17
QUIET Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
QWACK WAAK WAAK Duck MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39
RAH-OOOM Car Speeding Away MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
RATTLE Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
RAWGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
RIP Human Phone Book Tearing In Half MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
RIP Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
RIP King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
RIP Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover
RIP Spiderman Ripping Costume MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
RIP RIP Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK Surgery MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26
RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14
RiPF Parachuting Falling MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
ROWM Truck Taking Off Quickly MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
RRIP Tearing Magic Carpet MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
RRRRR Police Car Siren MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
RRRRREERRR Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
RRRRRR Ambulance Siren MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21
RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH Moses Parts the Red Sea MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16
RUMBLE RUMBLE Falling Rock MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21
RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE Thunder Storm MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47
RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA Chicken Nests Bouncing Around MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SAZZIKK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SCHKLURT Pizza Springing Into Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9
SCHLAP Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLEP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIP Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLIT Water Spraying Out Of Phone MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48
SCHLOOP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14
SCHLOOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
SHHH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP Pair Of Dancing Shoes At A Theatrical Shop MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15
SHIK SHIK Man shaving MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Man Scratching Back MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Jane Scratching Her Head MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHKLAZITCH yarg! Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SHKLiK Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48
SHKLIK Heart popping out of body. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper MAD #112. July 67, Page 32
SHKLIKSA! Clam Squirting Man In Face MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLITZA Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SHKLiTZA Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SHKLIZICH! Flower Squirting Man MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKLIZORTCH Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
SHKLIZZITZ Doctors Operating Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover
SHKLIZZORTCH Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement From A Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31
SHKLOORT THURCH Sculptor Molding Clay MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SHKLOP Heart bouncing on floor. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31
SHKLORBBADORP Man hitting wet cement MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
SHKLORP Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
SHKLORP Ship being pulled from water by King Kong. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
SHKLURCH Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48
SHKLURK Man Grabbing Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10
SHKWITZ SHKWITZ Man Cleaning Eyeglasses MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11
SHLOOK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
SHLORP Man eating MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39
SHMUZORFT Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast MAD #104. July 66, Page 42
SHNORKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SHOOGA SHIK Telephone moving MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHOOK Subway Train Door Opening MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48
SHOOK SHOOK Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38
SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48
SHOOO Spear MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17
SHPLEP Spiderman's Web Shooting Out MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SHPLOIP Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34
SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! A Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14
SHPORK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK King Kong cleaning body parts out of his toes with a traffic signal MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SHUFFLE SHIFFLE Man skooting on floor MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads MAD #111. June 67, Page 42
SILENCE Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SIT SIT SIT Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10
SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SIZZLE SITZ Flare Fizzling Out MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48
SKAPASCH Movie Camera Falling Onto Man MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SKAPLUNCH Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKAPROING Pilot ejecting from jet MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48
SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH Magician Cut A Box In Half MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
SKLAZONCHO! Mervyn Cutting A Man In A Box Into Two MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28
SKLERCH! Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20
SKLiSHK Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14
SKLITCH King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26
SKLIZZORCH! Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45
SKLOOSH Hand Squeezing Water Bag MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
SKLORK Steam Roller Hitting Eye MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
SKLORK Eye crushed by steamroller. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
SKLORSH Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39
SKLORTCH,SKLITCH SKLITCH Atat Stepping On Ewok, Then Scraping It Off It's Foot MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
SKLUK Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLUKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKLURK Fat Woman Sitting On Man MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26
SKNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNIKLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKNITCH Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26
SKNOSH Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SKRAK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKRAKIT SKRAKIT Wild Skrakit bird. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16
SKRAWK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREECH Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEE Truck Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEE Police Car Screeching To A Halt MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22
SKREEEE Braking Car MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SKREEEE Car Skidding To Stop MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
SKREEEE Tires from car breaking. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42
SKREEEEE Policeman Skidding To A Stop MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42
SKREEEEE Trucks Braking To A Halt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
SKREEEEE Camel Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21
SKREEEEEE Horses Stopping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48
SKREEEEEE Moon rover MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33
SKREEEEEE Car turning a corner MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12
SKREEEEEEEK Van Pulling up in a hurry MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13
SKREEEEEK Horses stopping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31
SKREEEEK Horses Stopping MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front
SKREEEEK Truck Coming To A Stop MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
SKREEEK Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover
SKREEK Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29
SKREEK Shoes Skidding To A Stop MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42
SKREEK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SKREEK Man Stopping MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7
SKREEK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
SKREEK Skateboard Stopping on Pavement MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23
SKREEK Car Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
SKREEK SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK Woman Trying To Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42
SKREEYEEEK Indian Turing Around A Cactus Arm MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23
SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29
SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ Policeman Writing Out A Summons MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23
SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK Carving outside of stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 23
SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROIK Superman Opening Window And Lifting House MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page Back Cover
SKROINCH Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34
SKROINCH Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SKRONCH Raft Hitting The Beach MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11
SKROOM Car MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48
SKROOOK Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11
SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA Carving hole in stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21
SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ King Kong Playing With Toy MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33
SKWA-BA-DAP Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12
SKWAKO Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
SKWAPPO The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SKWAPPO Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12
SKWEEK SKWEEK Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15
SKWEEK SKWEEK Mount Rushmore Ear Being Cleaned MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 2
SKWEEK SKWEEK Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Pepper mill MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter twisting choking man MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
SKWONK Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
SLOBBLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SLURK GLURKLE GLUP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover
SMAK Kissing MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Female Frog Kissing A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978. Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover
SMASH White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SMEK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22
SNAP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SNAP Handcuffs MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
SNAP A Wishbone Snapping MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42
SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL Man Opening Survival Raft MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover
SNAP KRAK Breaking Twigs MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
SNAP PLOOBADOOF Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
SNAP SNAP Tadpole Snapping Fingers MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
SNAP SNAP Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
SNAP SNAP SNAP Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13
SNIF Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIFF Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF Dog Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48
SNIFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SNIKKER Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
SNIP Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8
SNIP Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP Barber Scissors Snipping MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
SNIP SNIP Nose Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP A Haircut MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP Cutting Bandages With Scissors MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
SNiP! Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32
SNUFFLE Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SOB Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10
SPA- ZUNCH Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SPALOOSH Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48
SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9
SPAMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
SPASH Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21
SPAZAT Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST Water Pouring Over Of A Elavator Shaft MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15
SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
SPLADUNK Caskett Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9
SPLAK Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLAP Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10
SPLAP!! Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8
SPLAPPLE PLAP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH Bath water Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15
SPLAT Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27
SPLAT Face Being Punched MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26
SPLAT Hand Squishing Spider MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
SPLAT Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPLAT People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SPLAZOOSH Woman Pouring Water On Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPLISH Man Diving Into Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP …. Dancing In The Rain MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15
SPLOIT Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLOOSH Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
SPLOOSH Golf Club Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
SPLOP Bird Falling And Hitting Ground MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11
SPLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLORK Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around Kitchen While Eating MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48
SPLORPLE BLAPPLE People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPLOYDOING Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11
SPLURP Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32
SPMAMP Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
SPMAP! Stepping on bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
SPOOF Flame Starting MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17
SPOOSHT Man Geeting Squirted By A Fire Hydrant MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11
SPOP Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPRAZOT SPRAT Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITSITS Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZAWITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14
SPRIZZITZ Spiderman Being Sprayed With Bug Spray MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
SPROiNG Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROING Body Popping Out of Cake MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44
SPROING Female Frog Jumping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover
SPROING Spring Snake Popping Out Of Basket MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
SPROING GING Spring MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11
SPROINGACHONK Spring-loaded ax MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14
SPROiNGDOiNK Mechanical Boxing Glove MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35
SPROP BLOP BLOP People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
SPROWMMM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUKKONK Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUSH Perspiration Being Released MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 37
SPUTZ! Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
SPUTZ-SPITZA CHUKKUNK-CLUNK Car Running Out Of Gas MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11
SPWAKO Ship Being Hit Tremendously Hard With A Champagne Bottle MAD #247 June 1984 Page 11
SPWAP Construction Worker Stamp "Kill" On Steam Shovel MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13
SPWAPPO People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
SSAT Phone Book Shaped Flattened Human Body Creasing At Spine MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14
SSLiT Spy Pulling Poisoned Dagger From Cane MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24
SSSSSSSS Deflating Doctor's Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
SSSST! Bug Sizzling By Magnifying Glass Sunlight MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40
STAMP (10 times) Group Stamping Of Feet MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 42
STAMP STAMP Large Mechanical Foot Stomping MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 23
STEALTH Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
STOINK PING King Kong breaking a train MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22
STOOF Grabbing Grocery Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
STOONG Gargoyle Hitting Saleman In The Head MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39
STOOPFT! Man In Bird Suit Crashing To Ground MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 40
STROINGGOINK Olive Oyl Falling Down A Sidewalk Grating And Being Saved By Her Nose MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT Folding up flattened man. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWAP Football Hitting Mans Face MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 42
SWIF Throwing "folded man" airplane. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13
SWISH FLIBADIP Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover
SWIT Hippie Slipping On Banana Peel MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
SWIT Net Hitting Genteel Ben MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
SWIT FLIP SNAT GAFLOR ZINGO PLOOF ZIZ KLAK FAZZAT TWOP TONK PLIF FLINK FAK POK ETC. ETC. ETC. Camper re-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
SWiT-PLOP Plate Hitting Spaghetti MAD #126 April 1969, Page 29
SWIT-PLOP Baggers Bagging Groceries MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11
SWIT-PLOP Nurse Sitting Man on Table MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31
SWIT-SWIT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
SWIZZAK Telephone falling MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
SWIZZAT-SWAT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11
TAP BAP SHA-PAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
tap tap tap Patter of little feet MAD #36 December 1957 Page 41
TAP TAP TAP Prisoners Rapping Spoons And Cups MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TAP TAP TAP Blind Man Walking Into The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP Foot tapping road. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
TAP TAP TAP TAP Man tapping on window MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Blind Man's Cane MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27
TAP!TAP!TAP! Conductor Tapping MAD #55 June 1960, Page 9
TATTATATTAT Wedding party shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40
THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11
THAPLOOF Horse Jumping From On Ledge To Another MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15
THHHUT! THHHHT! Man Getting Two Arrows In the Back MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THHLORP Spiderman Sending Web Into Soup MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THIKOOSH Hippie Lighting Match On Crusty Jeans MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13
ThiZ ZiZ ZiZ Ziz … Spiderman's Secret Web Fluid Backfiring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
THLBBADUP Dracula Being Emptied Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15
THLIP Door Opening On The Enterprise MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 30
THLOOP! Sculptor Swiping Across Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11
THLUCK Bird Pulling A Baby Bird Out Of An Another Baby Bird's Mouth MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23
THLUP Kid Putting Eyeplug In Eye Socket MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
THOiP Sword Being Drawn From Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25
THOIPOING Man's Eyes Popping Toward Beautiful Girl MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31
THOMP SKLUK SPLATCH GOOSH Conehead Stomping On Opponent MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 44
THOO Collapsing Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THOO DOOMP Two Bodies Hitting Ground MAD #166, April 1974, Page 23
THOOF-FOING Paleontologist Getting Bounced On By Dinosaur MAD #112. July 67, Page 48
THOOM THOOM Thor Demanding Service In A typical Restaurant MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
THOOMP Tarzan Landing On Ground MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 48
THOOMP Tarzan Landing on Ground MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11
THOT Recessed Head Popping Back To Normal MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THUBALUP THUBALUP THUBALUP Horse Galloping Along MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 & 15
THUD Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
THUD Spiderman Crashing To The Ground MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
THUGAWUNK Fireman Falling To Ground Off A Shortened Pole MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13
THUMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
THUMP (6 times) Cavemen Thumping Cheasts MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30
THUMP BUMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8
THUMP BUMP KLUMP TRUMP Belly Rumbling MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP Big rock beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18
THUMP! Match Stick Hitting Floor MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16
THUNCK Chemistry Set Being Bashed On Head MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29
THUTHHHH.... Recessed Head Inflating MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33
THWA-DAP! SPLA-MAP! Man slamed on sidewalk by bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19
THWAK Forest Varlet, Little John, Hitting Robin Hood In The Head With A Staff MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28
THWAK Driver Hitting Caddy MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAK Chicago Policeman Hitting Hippie MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21
THWAK Man Slapping Man On Back MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31
THWAK Slap on the back. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31
THWAK Man Hitting Woman With Tennis Racket MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWAK Hand Slapping Baby's Butt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11
THWAK Tooth Being Knocked Out Of Mouth With A Hockey Puck MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 21
THWAK BAK PWADAK KLAK Men Fighting With Sticks MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11
THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK Stout stick beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
THWAP Footballplayer Grabbing Ball And Coach's Hand MAD #109. Mar 67, Page 15
THWAP Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
THWAP Clamp being slapped into hand. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 8
THWAT Bully Strongman Throwing Sand On Head Of Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 41
THWiP Man Kicking Man MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWIT Poster Being Unrolled MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28
THWOCK! A Fat Lady Hitting A Firemen's Safety Net MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 41
THWOK Arrow Splitting Apple And Sticking In Tree MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover
THWOP Scalpel slapped through hand MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 8
THWOP Civil War Cap Thrown To Ground MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
THWOP Spiderman Shooting Out Web MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14
THWOP! Man Returning To Original Shape MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11
THWOP! Giant Shoe Hitting Man MAD #135 June 1970, Page 12
THWUK Woman Hitting Tennis Ball MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48
THWUK Hillbilly Being Kicked In The Rear MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42
TIK TIK SKREEE Running Down Steps And Skidding To A Stop MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIK TIK TIK TIK Video game MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18-19
TIK TIK TIK TIK Hitting stout stick against small rock. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18
TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TA-TAGAK TAK TIKKA TAKKA Typist Tying On Typewriter MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24
TIKA TIKA TIKA TIKA Running Down Wood Steps MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8
TIKA-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIKATIK-CHIRP Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIK Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TIK-TIKA (52 times) BING CHIKA-CHUNK THWIZZIK ZAK BING Woman Using Typwriter MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48
TING Man Flipping Coin MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8
TING Dungeon Guard Flipping A Coin MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 43
TING Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
Ting aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
Ting-aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36
TINGALINGA Bicycle Bell Ringing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30
TIP-TIPPITY TAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27
TOING Musical Note Flag Popping Out Of Flute MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23
TOK Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
TOK TOK TOK TOK Caveman Chiseling Out A Wheel MAD #239, June 1983, Page 11
TONG Brick Hitting A Guy On The Head MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48
TONG Bell MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9
TONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOD TOOD Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOODLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TOOF THAFF FAK Man Spitting Fly Out Of Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34
TOOMP, FWOP, FWIFFFFFF Car Hitting Inflated Man,Who Bounces Into The Air Continuing To Inflate MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27
TOON Man Tapping Human Volleyball Into Air MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 16
TOONG Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
TOONK King Kong jumping on buildings MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24
TOOOOO Emergency Broadcast System Warning MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13
TOOWIT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TOOWOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
TROMP TROMP TROMP Prisoners Jumping Up And Down MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48
TROMP TROMP,TEEOO TEEOO Atat Type Vehicle Chasing And Shooting Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41
TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA Gorilla Beating His Chest MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14
TWEEDLE Snake Charmer's Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11
TWEEN SPWANG Man Having Pistols Shot Out Of Hands MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14
TWOK Dancing Genteel Ben Knocking Gun Out Of Man's Hand MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12
TWONG Woman Hitting Harp MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48
TWONG Robin Hood Firing Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
TWONG Violin Bow Slipping MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13
TWONG Thirsty Firing A Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
TWOYYOYYOING THUK UGH Prince Valiant Plucking A Very Tight Bowstring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
TZING Power Saw MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
TZING TZONG TZOONG TZWANG Conehead Hacking Up People With Sword MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47
UK Man choking MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42
ULP! Princess Swallowing Frog MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
UMPF! Man escaping from the dungeon MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
UMPH! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
UNKLIK Man Being Released From Dungeon Wall MAD #232, July 1982, Page 44
URRSSSH URSSHHH Hippie Smoking Pipe MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14
UUUUURP! Flower Burping MAD #45 March 1959, Page 40
VAROOM ROWM Cars Racing Down A Street MAD #209. Sep 1979, Page 13
VAROOM! VROOM-SPAK! BROOM SPUT- POW!!! GROWRROOOM!! Motorcycle Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8
VARROOM SKREEK Police Car Accelerating Quickly MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VOOFEN! VOOFEN! The Katzenjammer Kid's Dog Barking At Them In German MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
VOOM VOOM Darth Vader's And Luke Skywalker's Lightsabers Coming On MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page42
VOOMAROOMA Man Going Down A Hill In A Two-Wheel Device MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
VOW Airplane Lifting Off MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7
VOWM Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VOWM Speeding Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
VROOM Crop duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35
VROOM Car MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
VROOM VROOM A Hotel Maid Running A Vacuum Cleaner MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11
VROON Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9
VROOON VREEN VOWN Cars Passing A Hitchhiker Up MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48
VWOO Jane Swinging On A Vine MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10
WAK (nine times) Eskimo Beating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48
WALK Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8
WAM WAM WAM WAM WAM Hammering Sign MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25
WAP Man Kicking Woman Of A Building Ledge MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WAP WAP WAP WAP Man Driving A Stake Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16
WAWKLE!!! Gagged man trying to talk MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
WEE HAAH Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE Police Siren MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11
WEEEEEEE Emergency Warning System Alert MAD #238, April 1983, Page 12
WEEEOOOOWEEEOOO WEEEOOOO WEEOOOO WEEEOOOOWEE Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEE Ambulance Siren MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37
WEEOOWEEEOOOO WEEEOOOO Fire Truck Siren MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14
WEEOOWEEOOOO Police Motorcycle Siren MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31
WHAK DINK KLANK KLING DOINK PLOP Baseball Bouncing In Enclosed Stadium MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM Using Coconut to Nail Sign To Palm Tree MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 32
WHAM PLAM KLOON BOONG KLOONG POONG KAPLAM SPMAM Boy Kicking The Heck Out Of A Vending Type Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48
WHAP A Lady Sleeping Banner While Sleeping MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16
WHAP! Man Getting Hit Upside The Head By Wife MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9
WHAP SPMAMP WUNK KACHONK Schoolboy Being Beaten To A Pulp By Other Classmates MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23
WHEEAH! WHEEAH! Man In Psychiatrist Office Thinking He's A Horse MAD #66, October 1961, Page 9
WHIR WHIR WHIR WHIR Window Washers Safety Bucket MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12
WHIR! SNIP WHIRR SNIP Tape Being Pulled From Tape Dispenser And Chopped Off, Then String Being Unspooled From Same Dispenser And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7,8
WHIRR Movie camera rolling. MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11
WHIRR WHIRR Movie Camera MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11
WHIRR! SNIP WHIRR! SNAP! Tongue Being Pulled From Boss's Head And Chopped Off Using His Teeth, Then Single Hair Stretched From Same Head And Clipped Off MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7.8
WHISK Prince Lifting Princess Into His Arms MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
WHOMP CHOMP RIP SKLIK URP GLORK Hungry cave family eating. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 17
WHOOOOOOOO Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14
WHOOSH Gust Of Wind MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16
WINK WINK Eye Winking MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28
WINK-WINK WINKITY WINK BLINK Chimpanzee Winking MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10
WONG THUK! Little John Shooting Arrow At A Gallows MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29
WONK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15
WOOOSH Magic Carpet Levitating Quickly MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21
WOOOSH (4 times) Tarzan Swinging On A Vine MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10,11
WOOPWOOPWOOP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
WUNK Doctor Kicking A TV Set And A Patient MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42
WUNK Prisoner Punching Guard MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14
WUNK People hitting hijacker MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36
Xmng! Man swearing MAD #31 February 1957 Page 29
YAAH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YAAUGH People vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48
YAHHAH Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
YAK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YARG! Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32
YARGH Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YEECH! Fay Wray MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23
YING YING Mask Rubber Strap Stretching MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10
YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YIP-YIP-YIP Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YOWYOWYOW Indians On The Warpath MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15
YUKKLE YUK Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42
ZAP Tongue Projecting Out To Snatch Fly MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZAP GING GING TWONG SPLAT Two Frogs Catching Eachother With Tongues MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 16,17
ZAP POW Lightning Hitting People MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15
ZAT Band-Aid Ripping Off Skin MAD #167, June 1974, Page 37
ZAZIK, KATOONG,SPROING Lever Being Depressed Then Flinging Han Solo From His Frozen Toomb MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 40
ZEEM Rider falling MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12
ZIK ZIK ZIK Rubbing Twigs Together MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48
ZIK ZOCK FOON FIT KLUNK Sofa un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13
ZIKKA ZAZZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZAZIK ZIK ZIZZAK Man Dialing A Telephone MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31
ZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK Man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43
ZIP Bug Hiding MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12
ZIP Zipping Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48
ZIT MOP FLOOM FAK SWAT Table and chairs un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZIT ZITZIZIZIZZZZZZ Spiderman Slipping Down A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13
ZIT-SREEK SKRAK ZIDIT- POW Drilling Through Ceiling Into Human Head With Drill Dying MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZIT-ZIT-ZIT- ZIT-ZAT-ZAT SWIZAP! Waiter Slicing Ham MAD #127 June 1969, Page 28
ZiZ Tape measure going out. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZIZAZIK ZIK-ZIK ZIZZAK ZIKA-ZIKA Man Dialing Push Button Phone MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48
ZLITZ… PLORF Snoopy Falling Asleep On An Icy Roof MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22
ZOOO TWEEE Bullets Whizzing And Ricocheting MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 48
ZOOT Un-zipping zipper. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12-13
ZOWM A Cannonball Being Tossed MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11
ZOWM Truck MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29
ZOWNT Vacuum/power sander. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 20
ZWEECH The Phantom Closing The Zipper On His Purple Body Suit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23
ZWEEN Sword MAD #271 June 1987 Page 48
ZWEET Civil War Sword Pulled From Scabbard MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21
ZWIT FAT Kid Pulling Radio Cord Through Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9
ZWIT GLAP ZWOT TINK Light fixture un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12
ZWIT ZWIT ZWIT Bank Robber Turning Safe Dial MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48
ZWIT-SPROING Man Pulling String And Boxing Glove Leaving Hat MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13
ZZIP Eskimo Unzipping Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48
ZZT-CHOMP Bee Buzzing Then Getting Eaten MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 13
ZZZ GLAP Frog Swallowing Bug MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover
ZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ Bee Buzzing MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12 and 13
ZZZZ Fly Buzzing MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19
ZZZZ ZZT-ZNIK SNUFFLE SNORK Snoring MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Lady Sleeping During Chess Game MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZGLUK Sleeping Fellow Having A Fish Tossed Down His Throat MAD #72, July 1962, Page 9
ZZZZOOWNT Drilling Through A Fence MAD #94, April 1965, Page 33
ZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Tee MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Teeth Leaving Caddy's Mouth MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12
ZZZZZZ Power saw and drill. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18
ZZZZZZZ Golf Ball Leaving Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13
ZZZZZZZ Doctor Sleeping MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35
ZZZZZZZZ Drilling Into Ceiling MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40
ZZZZZZZZZ Man Falling Down Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Fly MAD #41 September 1958, Page 23
ZZZZZZZZZZZ Three Girls Sleeping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 14
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Yeah, that's not a long enough post.
Hi, Thor!



HEY!

That's not fair!

It wasn't THAT long...

...well, not as long as the one you posted!

You pulled a boner shenanigan and quadrophonically quoted it! &
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BANNED???

For WHAT???

And WHO???

Me, or Thor, for pullin' a bonerific quadrophonic shenanigan???



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classic!

Longest post ever...!
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bonerific quadrophonic shenanigan?
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If you hold your screen horizontally in front of your face and look down it, you can see the entire image!
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WELL!

I for one absolutely LOVE that visually hallucinatory, Tom Foolerishlee, tricky opticalistic stuffamagigs!

Following PER your instructions, it looks like a GIGANTIC SPLINTERIFIC THORISH WHATNOT!!!



THEEKLY WEEKLY!

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