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Itty-bitty, teenie-weenie, shrivled, little, short, short man... WHAT IS THIS SONG?!?

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Old 03-21-02, 01:24 AM
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Itty-bitty, teenie-weenie, shrivled, little, short, short man... WHAT IS THIS SONG?!?

It's about the smaller stature of some men's *ahem* assets...

What's it called? And who sings it? Thanks!
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I think it is Salt N Pepa. Could be wrong though.

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Short Dick Man - by 20 Fingers(??)

I am sure it has 20 in it. But can't remember the full name.
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That would be Gillette - Short Short Man
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They also sing that other catchy hit: "Do you wanna have sex tonite?

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Originally posted by Burnt Alive
That would be Gillette - Short Short Man
Ahhh......yet another pimple on the butt of the music business.
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There's another version of the song called "short d!ck man" The rest of the lyrics are the same.

Fortunately, it sank pretty quickly.
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yeah, this was an answer song (or there was an answer song to it) called "Flat Chested Girl"... don't want no flat chested girl... can't remember who did it.... short short man ... what a crap song...

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Originally posted by SnoopDogg
Short Dick Man - by 20 Fingers(??)

I am sure it has 20 in it. But can't remember the full name.
The group was just named 20 Fingers. I remember the video for that stupid song.
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Yup! 20 FIngers. Gillette was amember of the group and went solo. She also had "Lick It" (You gotta lick it..before you stick it). There was also a version of Short D*** man that went "I need a man with a BIG D***!" The video for that one would scare you! :-)

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Interesting ... the women seem to like this song, but the men seem to think it should just die/go away ..... Wonder why that might be?
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I know a girl who had a DJ in a club dedicate this song -- the "mature" version -- to her ex. He was there with his new girlfriend, too.

Should've seen the look on his face...
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Gillette - Short Short Man (A 20 Fingers Production)

She also "sang" the "Mr. Personality" song (when i look at you I got outta my mind it's like I'm looking at someone's behind, you make the children scream and babies cry with your gushing teeth and your blood shot eyes). What a screatching voice that chick had.

I remember my little sister bought the Short Short Man cassette single at the mall. Turns out it was the unedited version (even though it did not state it on the package). My mom freaked out in the car when she realized what it was saying and they took the tape back to National Record Mart.

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