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Old 03-01-01, 01:54 PM
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"Air Force One" is a perfectly fine movie marred by Harrison Ford's classic cheesy line: "Get off my plane!"

What are your favorite wince-worthy lines in otherwise good movies?
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Young Guns when Billy the Kid says "I'll make you famous"
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Heres another Harrison Ford cheese line ....

"O sure!!! We'll like glue it back on." - Six Days Seven Nights

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"Nobody beats me in the kitchen"-Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

"You I think that when you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror, you're happy...pleased at what you see...and that disturbs me. So I'm gonna take it on as my responsibility to make sure you never get to look in the mirror again"-The Glimmer Man


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"Gimme' some sugar babby," -Ash AOD
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I actually think that Ash line is fantastic. It's a cheesy line in a movie that's filled with cheese. I was going more for cheesy lines in otherwise serious films. Another example is "You're terminated" in T2.
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We can't forget Captain Tanaka in Episode 1

"Well, I guess you can kiss your trade federation good bye."

I cringe every time I see that scene.
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Originally posted by Iron Chef
We can't forget Captain Tanaka in Episode 1

"Well, I guess you can kiss your trade federation good bye."

You've reminded me of other awful lines in the Star Wars films, mainly, "By now you realize that your father can never be turned from the Dark Side." Talk about shamelessly overwriting.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in Raw Deal - "You should neffer drink ven you bake."

William Holden at the end The Towering Inferno as he's embracing his daughter and gazing sadly at the burned out skyscraper - "All I can do is see to it that something like this never happens again."

Kim Basinger in Batman - "Are we going to try to love each other?"

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Storm's line to The Toad in X-Men is the absolute worst. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everyone else."

Geesh!
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Con Air : "put the bunny down"
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Con Air: "Fire that piece of sh!t."

Passenger 57 (too obvious): "Always bet on black."

Independence Day: "Today we celebrate our Independence Day".
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How about this one from Batman and Robin:
Schwarzenegger (as Mr. Freeze:) "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

or, from Commando:
Schwarzenegger has just dropped an adversary off a cliff after holding him over the cliff by his ankle. When questioned what he did with the opponent, he replies "I let him go..."
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Dirty Dancing: "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"
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It's not my favorite, but "The things you own end up owning you." is probably Fight Club's cheesiest line.

And then there's "The Perfect Storm" which has its fair share of cheddar dialogue.
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My favorite:

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum" - Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"
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Originally posted by bishop2knight
Storm's line to The Toad in X-Men is the absolute worst. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everyone else."

Geesh!
I was thinking about this the other night!!! Who wrote that? Is it supposed to be funny???
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The immortal Sally Field "You like me! You really, really like me!"

Can't remember the title of the movie, though.
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In Predator, when Mac says, "I ain't got time to bleed."

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Qui Gon Jinn's line in TPM: "There's always a bigger fish."

Not so much the line(OK maybe it is the line)but the smugness with which he delivers it has cheese written all over it.
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it's clear

it's gotta be ,"Put the bunny down." especially in that thick new orleans accent. Face off has it's share I guess it'd a cage thing
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"You're the man now dog!" (DEFINITELY j/k)
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I eat Green Berets for Breakfast and this morning I am very hungry. Ah-nuld in Commando
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What did Keanu Reeves say to that thief guy on the bus in Speed?

"We're two cool guys, just hanging out."

or some such.
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Revenge of the Nerds...

Lewis, were going to college....HEHEEEE HEEEEEE!!"

"I'm in love wioth a nerd!"

Hay!, Thats my Pie!

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