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Old 02-07-14, 05:05 PM
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Hacked by Lucille Ball at a cabin on the lake
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Old 02-08-14, 07:56 AM
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Peacefully in my bed at the ripe old age of 104
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Knocked off by Godzilla because I got drunk. Sounds reasonable
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Peacefully in my bed at the ripe old age of 104
Terrifying.
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Peacefully in my bed at the ripe old age of 104
Most Boring Horror Movie Ever
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Death by Monkeys.
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I don't know, but it had better involve Gremlins, damn it!
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Old 02-08-14, 11:40 AM
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Caught in the gears of a combine. Balls bitten off by a Laplander. Only manly ways to go! Or else Cooked by Dracula in a run-down old house according to post #17.
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Killed by the orgasm machine from Barbarella.
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Re: If You Were A Character In A Horror Movie, How Would You Die?
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Knocked up by Godzilla because I got drunk. Sounds reasonable
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Sat on by Miley Cyrus in the woods.
What the hell movie is this?
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Getting impaled by a spear while banging a hot girl like in Bay of Blood and Friday the 13th Part 2.
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Getting impaled by a spear while banging a hot girl like in Bay of Blood and Friday the 13th Part 2.
If you time it right, I bet the orgasm would be amazing.
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Old 02-08-14, 03:45 PM
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What the hell movie is this?
I think it's the inevitable softcore porn that she'll be starring in eventually.

Which makes me wonder... Does HBO and Cinemax still do softcore porn at 2AM?
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Old 02-08-14, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Troy Stiffler
If you time it right, I bet the orgasm would be amazing.
Jason Goes to Hell has one of the most literal orgasm=death scenes I've ever seen.
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Re: If You Were A Character In A Horror Movie, How Would You Die?
Originally Posted by Troy Stiffler
Which makes me wonder... Does HBO and Cinemax still do softcore porn at 2AM?
Skinemax still does (Oh, how I yearn for one of those ol school Swedish/French/West German/Italian flicks to pop up for old time's sake)

HBO has just been replaying Real Sex episodes lately.

Back to topic, "Slapped by Hannibal Lecter at a Drive-Thru".
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Re: If You Were A Character In A Horror Movie, How Would You Die?
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Jason Goes to Hell has one of the most literal orgasm=death scenes I've ever seen.
SHe had grew ttits
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Knocked up by Godzilla because I got drunk. Sounds reasonable
So the horror movie he wants to die in is Carnosaur?
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"Choke on 'em"
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I get killed in a hot tub by that chick in Species.
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