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Old 06-12-13, 09:39 AM
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are criterions for douche-bags

sorry, please delete this
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i was trying to get screen shot of a poll for criterion sheep and i fucked up...
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Best. Thread. EVAR!
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Should be a poll.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Yes they are. Where's the poll?
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I am a big criterion fan, so probably.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I thought you were just deliberately making fun of the threads in Other.
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I don't have that many so I guess no.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Is "criterions" another DVD Talk forum member were not supposed to talk about?
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

If douchebags wear sideways hats with stickers on them, and jeans with the waist at their knees... then no. Criterions are not for douchebags.

They are for hipsters.
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I absolutely knew i was fucked as soon as I realized i had posted it.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by fumanstan
I thought you were just deliberately making fun of the threads in Other.
Me too.

Since I consider a "douchebag" to be a frat boy type who wears white sunglasses, pops his collar, and only enjoys Adam Sandler and Fast and Furious movies, I would say no, Criterions are definitely not for douchebags.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Since I collect them enthusiastically...YES THEY ARE!!!
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by fumanstan
I thought you were just deliberately making fun of the threads in Other.
I was making fun of those threads in my sheep game... then i did this. It has been a bad day...
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I only have five so anyone with more than that is le baggie il douché.
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Title had me lol. Good one.
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There's too many now.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Criterion used to be cool. Now it's more of a Hipster thing.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Wait, let me take my copies of Seven Samurai and Repo Man out of my cargo shorts pockets.
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Dude Of course not bro.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I don't know about douchebags, but I wonder about those who blindly buy every Criterion there is, simply because of the name. Sounds fanboyish, cultish. I have a few, but only those of movies I like.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I own Armageddon and The Rock on Criterion. Does that make me a hipster douchebag?
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by Jules Winfield
I own Armageddon and The Rock on Criterion. Does that make me a hipster douchebag?
I think it makes you an ironic douchebag.
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by Meglos
I think it makes you an ironic douchebag.
Which is a hipster, right?
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by Norm de Plume
I don't know about douchebags, but I wonder about those who blindly buy every Criterion there is, simply because of the name. Sounds fanboyish, cultish. I have a few, but only those of movies I like.
Welcome to the world of collectors - any label with spine numbers is going to inspire that sort of thing in a certain segment of the population. Personally speaking, there are a few labels that I used to "cultishly" collect (Criterion, Masters of Cinema, Second Run, Fox Noir, etc.), but nowadays I'm making far fewer blind buys. (Most of Criterion's recent releases have been films I've already seen anyways.)

I think one of the things Criterion (and certain other boutique labels) has done well is marketing itself as a "curated collection of some of the world's greatest films" or whatever. To many, especially those who are first getting into "art films," a Criterion release is like getting a recommendation from a trusted film professor or a film buff friend. Of course, Criterion, as great as they often are, has released its fair share of duds and films that aren't important at all - but the point is that they do a good job of marketing themselves as "the film school" label.


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