Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
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Re: Do It Yourself Christmas Vacation Movie (D: your choosing. S: Your Choosing)
Faster, Genitals! Kill!Kill!
Plot: The final installment in the DVDTalk Christmas Trilogy. Bandoman's genitals gain sentience in a horrific fire. At first, they are content to make adult toys for years but then a hazardous dildo explosion at the dildo factory causes the genitals to grow Godzilla size. Bando's junk goes home for the holidays but it is shunned by the community at large. Initially, it goes on a rampage but on observing the human loss, Bando's gentles take the rest of the movie to reflect on its sins and whether or not there is a place for such huge genitals in this world.
Director: Terrance Malick
Bandoman's Genitals:
Balls-Louis Gossett Jr., Samuel L. Jackson
Shaft-George Clooney
Plot: The final installment in the DVDTalk Christmas Trilogy. Bandoman's genitals gain sentience in a horrific fire. At first, they are content to make adult toys for years but then a hazardous dildo explosion at the dildo factory causes the genitals to grow Godzilla size. Bando's junk goes home for the holidays but it is shunned by the community at large. Initially, it goes on a rampage but on observing the human loss, Bando's gentles take the rest of the movie to reflect on its sins and whether or not there is a place for such huge genitals in this world.
Director: Terrance Malick
Bandoman's Genitals:
Balls-Louis Gossett Jr., Samuel L. Jackson
Shaft-George Clooney
