Assassin's Creed (12/21/2016, Kurzel) S: Fassbender, Cotillard
07-09-12, 09:57 PM
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Re: Assassin's Creed -- film adaptation of the game starring Fassbender
Fuck it. I'll just say it here. While it's got great storytelling (love that final episode), the show's flaw was always it's budget. Also...the fights. Just no "oomph" otherwise great show, though I rememeber being slightly by the brothel episode, or did I imagine that one? Not much to criticize. Serenity's flaw again is budget and hand to hand choreography. Never felt the speed of the fights, though enjoyable. Thankfully the story lifts it above it's flaws.
07-09-12, 10:04 PM
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I think we all like Fassbender but I think the majority's of this forum's affection towards him AND Del Toro can be directly linked to one poster *cough^^^*cough but let it be known he does not speak for all of us.
07-10-12, 06:19 AM
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Hey hey hey...I didn't bring Del Toro. I merely brought the band wagon along when the name was posted. 
07-10-12, 06:36 AM
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Which Anderson? Paul Thomas or Paul WS? (Although the latter already did an Assassin's Creed movie and called it The Three Musketeers. 
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Since I'm guessing this won't have a huge budget, how about Yves Simoneau? He already did very solid work on the micro-budget Assassin's Creed: Lineage.
)Since I'm guessing this won't have a huge budget, how about Yves Simoneau? He already did very solid work on the micro-budget Assassin's Creed: Lineage.
07-10-12, 07:30 AM
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Hopefully David O Russell and Mark Wahlburg can clear their schedules. I hear they have a great take on the series where it's a family of assassins sent to the future to become jewel thieves.
07-10-12, 07:39 AM
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07-10-12, 07:54 AM
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we already got a taste of Fassbender in assassin mode in X-Men First Class, and it was the best part of the movie IMO. Could not be more excited about this project!
07-10-12, 08:38 AM
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07-10-12, 09:36 AM
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I know I may like her for her beauty and talent...but she's nowhere good enough to be cast next to him. Talking about her...did..did she gain weight? Saw a trailer for a foreign film lately. Still attractive and sexy..but...thicker.
07-10-12, 09:51 AM
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07-10-12, 10:00 AM
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07-10-12, 10:05 AM
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However, if you have an animated gif of her being horrifically killed (real or faked), throw it up and it'll be fine.
07-10-12, 10:55 AM
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I honestly didn't get the reference until I started checking some of the threads I've frequented lately. Son of a bitch. They closed that thread.
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07-10-12, 11:22 AM
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As long as it's a Fassbender love fest (or lusting after any man, really), this thread should be safe.
Speaking of Fassbender, are we sure he's even playing Altair or Ezio or even Connor? He could easily be portraying a new assassin altogether.
Speaking of Fassbender, are we sure he's even playing Altair or Ezio or even Connor? He could easily be portraying a new assassin altogether.
07-10-12, 11:34 AM
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I'm guessing Fassbender will play a new assassin who slays his targets with nothing more than pure, deadly sex appeal.
07-10-12, 11:46 AM
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07-10-12, 04:46 PM
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07-10-12, 04:59 PM
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well...there's a gif of fassbender's dick around...but...I'm sure that'd piss somebody off here.
07-10-12, 05:38 PM
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07-10-12, 07:35 PM
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I was starting to get a little worried. Between this thread and the "Snowpiercer" thread I was under the impression that half the forum wanted to fuck the Conan O'brien lookalike Tilda Swinton and the other half wanted to fuck Fassbender...and nobody wants to fuck Michelle Rodriguez.
07-10-12, 08:07 PM
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Funny, I was just under the impression that mods were under new requirements to lock at least 2 threads in each forum daily.
This one seems well on its way.
This one seems well on its way.
07-22-12, 02:25 PM
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Well this movie didn't turn out at all like I expected.
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Can't wait to see Snake's head explode.
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Can't wait to see Snake's head explode.
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