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Old 06-04-12, 04:53 PM   #1
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Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

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Old 06-04-12, 04:58 PM   #2
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Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

Van DAMN!
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Old 06-04-12, 04:59 PM   #3
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Meh.
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Old 06-04-12, 05:00 PM   #4
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Old 06-04-12, 05:03 PM   #5
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Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

Obligatory "I've banged a dozen hotter chicks than her" post

She's cute. I see no resemblance to JCVD.
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Old 06-04-12, 05:10 PM   #6
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Not bad. I'd give her some Double Impact.
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Old 06-04-12, 05:47 PM   #7
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Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

She's really sweet in her interviews, very feminine.
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Old 06-04-12, 05:50 PM   #8
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Woah. I'd hit it.
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Old 06-04-12, 05:53 PM   #9
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Goddamn. And...what is her career?

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well, damn. She looks a lot like her bodybuilding mum...w/o the bodybuilding part. Goddamn.

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Old 06-04-12, 06:44 PM   #10
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She's cute. I see no resemblance to JCVD.
She's cute but I definitely see the resemblance to JCVD (it's in the eyes). You can tell she's his kid.
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Old 06-04-12, 06:47 PM   #11
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Reserving judgement until she shows me how far she can spread her legs for me.
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Old 06-04-12, 10:35 PM   #12
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I wonder if he lets her call him dad, or if he prefers Jean Claude.
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Old 06-04-12, 10:40 PM   #13
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Punny comment indicating my desire to sexually interact with said female.
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Old 06-04-12, 10:42 PM   #14
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How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.
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Old 06-04-12, 10:56 PM   #15
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How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.
That's Steven Seagal! Close, but no cigar

P.S. - I'd do her. Look at it this way, if she inherited her father's acting abilities, you will DEFINITELY know if she's faking it.
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Old 06-04-12, 11:40 PM   #16
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Commence debate as to appropriate age threshold (other than over/under legal age) for bestowing JCVDDILF status ...
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Old 06-04-12, 11:42 PM   #17
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She's 21.
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Old 06-04-12, 11:43 PM   #18
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Have I seen her? Why? Is she missing? Ask Nick Stahl ...
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Old 06-04-12, 11:47 PM   #19
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Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

I wonder if she has already participated in the bedroom version of Bloodsport?
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Old 06-04-12, 11:50 PM   #20
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Old 06-04-12, 11:54 PM   #21
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Here's a side view.


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Old 06-05-12, 12:07 AM   #22
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She'd have to be a universal soldier for that order.
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Old 06-05-12, 12:17 AM   #23
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She may not be the female replicant of her father, but she sure is a damn good looking knock-off. She probably she spends a lot of time cop(ing) with guys hitting on her until they find out who her papa is and then they take flight instead of taking the maximum risk of getting their faces kicked in.
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Old 06-05-12, 12:28 AM   #24
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Van Damme's wife was a fine piece of ass back in the day

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I wonder if he lets her call him dad, or if he prefers Jean Claude.
Anytime I hear the name "Jean Claude" I hear it in Liam Neeson's menacing voice from Taken.
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