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Old 01-28-15, 12:30 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Fucking movies.
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This was almost as worse of a choice than when New Line previewed Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the Republican National Convention.

Oh, and fucking T.A. Edison
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This was almost as worse of a choice than when New Line previewed Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the Republican National Convention.
You are not remembering correctly. It was actually "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," and was several years prior.
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When was the last time a movie directed by the Wachowskis turned a profit? 2003?
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by Jaymole
This was almost as worse of a choice than when New Line previewed Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the Republican National Convention.
Aah, so that's what the empty chair represented.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by PatD
When was the last time a movie directed by the Wachowskis turned a profit? 2003?
Correct

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
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When was the last time a movie directed by the Wachowskis turned a profit? 2003?
In their defense, this is only the third movie they've directed since 2003.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

- Didn't know much about or even knew the film was in production
- Saw the trailer on TV - was intrigued
- Tracked it down online... lots of Sean Bean action shots, but his name isn't even legible on the poster
- Concluded that Bean's character will die early in the film.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Look at Sherlock Fucking Holmes deducing that Sean Bean will die in a movie.
Old 01-28-15, 05:47 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

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- Concluded that Bean's character will die early in the film.
Based on one of the later trailers, I think he dies during the climax or just before it. But either way it's a safe bet that he's dead by the end of it.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Maybe next year they will screen a new Transfomers movie...
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Maybe next year they will screen a new Transfomers movie...
I would actually love to read the remarks of a Sundance crowd to that kind of premier.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchum
Warners foolishly previewed this at Sundance:

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/ju...t-list-wrapper

Here's a quote:
Her husband was more forgiving. “It’s a combination of a whole bunch of things wrapped into one,” he said.
That right there... that's the downfall of society as we know it.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Terry Gilliam has a role in JA.

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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Look, I'll go to my grave defending Speed Racer and stating its one of the most underrated films of our time. I just don't think Sundance is the best place to debut a $175M "blockbuster." Especially one that was scheduled to be out seven months ago.

I use blockbuster in quotes as I think both this and Seventh Son (which is also getting an IMAX release on the same day ) are going to tank. The Wachowskis haven't had a hit since The Matrix Trilogy and I am still surprised Warner gives them blank checks to do whatever (I get that Cloud Atlas was financed outside of the studio system, but Warner took care of advertising and distribution just to keep the family at Warner).

Hey, remember when Seventh Son was supposed to be released on February 15, 2013?
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2014) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

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Seems very Dune like to me, and I'm talking Jodorowksy, not Lynch. Star power will have to be the driving force behind this movie's marketing, as most people now think the Matrix series sucks and it's not an established franchise.
Was my thought exactly, before seeing that post.

I probably won't see it at the movies but will at home.
Looks really interesting but so did Cloud Atlas. hmm
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

So it opens this week. What do you think? Another bomb for the Wachowskis?
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

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So it opens this week. What do you think? Another bomb for the Wachowskis?
I think there's no doubt this bombs massively.
Old 02-03-15, 07:17 AM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

I think it looks good. I'll see it. Probably this weekend.

Who knows if it'll profit. Ungrounded sci-fi is always risky. When it goes too far out there, people can't connect.
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I just can't see this doing well....
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

I have free screening passes for tonight but I'm not sure I'm going to take advantage of it.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Currently at 30% on rottentomatoes, looking like it might be as bad as it looks.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Damn.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

I'll be seeing this in theaters but until next week.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by Why So Blu?
Terry Gilliam has a role in JA.

I thought you were joking, but, yeah, he's in it and if you say that's him, I believe it. Too bad he didn't direct it.


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