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Old 09-25-14, 04:06 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by Solid Snake
Who is the wimpy bitch guy who wants to have Earth?
Eddie Redmayne? You might recognize him from Les Miserables a couple years ago.
Old 09-25-14, 04:16 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Huh. This movie has a plot.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by GoldenJCJ
Eddie Redmayne? You might recognize him from Les Miserables a couple years ago.
riiiiiiiiiiight. Ok. Got ya.
Old 09-25-14, 06:45 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by GoldenJCJ
Eddie Redmayne? You might recognize him from Les Miserables a couple years ago.
Yeah, I never watched that. He looks familiar but I dunno where I might have seen him before.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

New trailer looks fucking awesome! Bring on the flying lizard men!
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by RocShemp
Awesome trailer. I wish the movie was coming out [I]this[/] year.



I wouldn't be anywhere near as excited to see this if it were an anime feature.
You and 99% of the American audience.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

I know someone super close to the movie, and even he says its horrible.
Old 09-26-14, 12:20 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

New trailer actually makes it look interesting. Kind of excited now.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by SPiRAL
I know someone super close to the movie, and even he says its horrible.
Channing Tatum?

Old 09-26-14, 01:42 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

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Channing Tatum?

I'm guessing Mickey Rourke. I just had no idea he was in this movie.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

The trailer looks stellar. But with the reincarnation speech in it I guess I have to prepare to be bashed over the head with the Wachowski's love o philosophy again. Still, with two major sequences being filmed right outside my condo (literally) I'm excited to see it.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by starseed1981
Still, with two major sequences being filmed right outside my condo (literally) I'm excited to see it.
They have condos on Jupiter?! That's awesome!!!
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Channing Tatum can't even make simple exposition sound even half way believable. I couldn't even finish the trailer.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchum
They have condos on Jupiter?! That's awesome!!!
I'm pretty sure Jupiter is Mila Kunis' character. She ascends from living in a ratty apartment to a pricey condo.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Yeah. That's kind of my worry. Tatum comes off pretty flat. So do some of the other actors. Still keen on this thing cuz it's The Wachowskis but....I'm hopeful for a good flick.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Batman vs. Superman teaser supposedly will debut before Jupiter Ascending.
Old 01-08-15, 01:26 PM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Anybody else here ever read Dragonlance? Because that lizard henchman is the perfect realization of a Draconian.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

I hope what looks to be a "hammy" performance in this doesn't hurt Redmayne's shot at the Oscar.
Old 01-28-15, 11:09 AM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Warners foolishly previewed this at Sundance:

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/ju...t-list-wrapper

Here's a quote:

The invitation-only event, which was not billed as a premiere, was the first time “Jupiter Ascending” was shown to the public. Variety broke news of the screening on Tuesday afternoon, but there were other clues the audience wasn’t about to see a typical Sundance indie.

When attendees with tickets arrived at the Egyptian Theater in Park City, they were handed 3D glasses.

Despite the hype of a secret screening, clusters of seats inside the 300-person venue remained empty, and a handful of patrons walked out of the two-hour-plus space epic starring Mila Kunis as a princess and Channing Tatum as an intergalactic soldier tasked with rescuing her.

The Wachowskis’ flair was fully on display, with sequences reminiscent of “The Matrix” or “Star Wars.” But when the film ended, the usually gracious Sundance audience didn’t clap at the closing credits.

“I hated it,” said one of the festival’s volunteers, who asked not to be identified for fear of irking Sundance. “It’s just ridiculous.”

Her husband was more forgiving. “It’s a combination of a whole bunch of things wrapped into one,” he said.

Neville Kiser, a screenwriter, thought the movie was hurt by the fact that it was debuting at a venue for highbrow films. “I actually liked it,” Kiser said. “But the Sundance context is weird. There were so many people in the audience scoffing and sneering. They are forgetting they are watching a movie targeted primarily to teenage boys. I’m sure those 15-year-old boys, and hopefully girls, will like it.”

The film’s co-directors and stars were not in attendance. One industry expert speculated that the discombobulated story would mean that Warner Bros., which spent $175 million on the film, would lose a significant chunk of money.
Old 01-28-15, 11:11 AM
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

I could understand them screening Cloud Atlas at Sundance but this is clearly a popcorn film.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

As terrible as this movie has looked, I will give WB credit for a drastic shift in marketing after pulling it from last year's slate. The newer trailer I saw a month or two ago was far more interesting than the bland, world-building, exposition-heavy trailers that originally debuted.

Still gonna bomb, though.
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Re: Jupiter Ascending (2015) D: Wachowskis; S: Kunis, Tatum, Bean

Yeah, horrible audience to show the movie to. Those people are in a different mindset.
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Fucking hipsters.
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Fucking mouth breathers.
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