GoldenJCJ

My first thought was "So that's what Alan Smithee looks like." but xage fits too.

mattysemo247

haha, this is awesome





$1,216 so far with 47 days to go. He'll easily hit his "goal"

Maxflier

I can't believe anyone dontated money to that bullshit.
And he'll never get my VHS copy.

Brack

My mother-in-law has a copy on VHS. I told my wife never to get rid of it.

TomOpus

If I had copies on VHS, I would record them being burned and send him the video

Sean O'Hara

Maybe Alan Smithee should do a Kickstarter to buy his apartment building and turn it into a museum of VHS. He could use it to show the world the superiority of 240 lines of resolution.

RocShemp

Nice reference to The Simpsons in the thread title change.

Jay G.

Wouldn't that work in his favor? His goal is to own every VHS copy, not "every VHS copy that ever existed."

hanshotfirst1138

I have to pick this up on Blu.

Jory

"I've got a great idea for a sequel to Speed."

"Okay. Shoot."

"We'll do the same thing, only this time, on a cruise ship."

"You're fired. Get the fuck out of my office."

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The preceding was a vignette from my anthology screenplay entitled If the World Made Any Goddamned Sense At All. Kickstarter donations welcome.

TomOpus

Well then fine. Start a Kickstarter to fund buying up VHS copies to have a bigger collection than he has.

Jay G.

Too much work. To get back to your video idea, send him a video of you burying a VHS copy in the middle of a nondescript field or desert. That way the tape still exists, but he can't get his hands on it.

Groucho

Just make sure you don't bury the Kiefer Sutherland version.

hanshotfirst1138

You're a horrible person .