RoboGeisha aka "The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever"

Shilex · 07-02-09, 05:54 PM

OMG! That is all I can say.

scott1598 · 07-02-09, 06:01 PM

RichC2 · 07-02-09, 06:09 PM

Saw this on RT earlier. Looks like a good follow up to Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police.

FRIED SHRIMP.

Kurtie Dee · 07-02-09, 06:21 PM

Why would a damaged office tower spray blood?

RichC2 · 07-02-09, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kurtie Dee

Why would a damaged office tower spray blood?

Pfft. Why wouldn't it?

RocShemp · 07-02-09, 06:34 PM

Meh. Geisha is... Worst. Prostitute. Ever.

Maxflier · 07-02-09, 07:22 PM

Wow, that looks retarded.

visitor Q · 07-02-09, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kurtie Dee

Why would a damaged office tower spray blood?

That was the best part! But Iguchi lost me with the impracticality of butt wielding kitana swords. Drill bras and "alligator" legs are two things but the acid wet nursing and Geisha "Fembots" are crossing the line!

It's an interesting market. Just wish all the "clever" parts could be done in over with in 15 minutes ...sort of like the short 'Reject or Death' was to Meatball Machine. At least Meatball Machine attempted a plot ...Geisha looks like it barely has any room for one.

Kurtie Dee · 07-02-09, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by visitor Q

That was the best part! But Iguchi lost me with the impracticality of butt wielding kitana swords. Drill bras and "alligator" legs are two things but the acid wet nursing and Geisha "Fembots" are crossing the line!

It's an interesting market. Just wish all the "clever" parts could be done in over with in 15 minutes ...sort of like the short 'Reject or Death' was to Meatball Machine. At least Meatball Machine attempted a plot ...Geisha looks like it barely has any room for one.

Yeah, and they called them Hip Kitana! What-Ever!!! Truly though, these movies should be no longer than 70 minutes.

Sessa17 · 07-02-09, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kurtie Dee

Why would a damaged office tower spray blood?

Maybe he cut everyone's carotid artery at once?

freshticles · 07-02-09, 08:29 PM

"Handicap Gun" Awesome!

Dr Mabuse · 07-02-09, 08:42 PM

That's an awesome trailer.

I mean... man that's awesome.

KillerCannibal · 07-02-09, 09:09 PM

I made it halfway.

Maybe if I were 14 this would look awesome. Maybe...

Matthew Chmiel · 07-02-09, 09:26 PM

I thought Machine Girl was a great Japanese exploitation flick.

I thought Tokyo Gore Police was boring as fuck. I fell asleep while watching the movie numerous times despite how every minute of the film would just try and outdo the minute previously in both the gore and weirdness category.

If this is more like Machine Girl, great. If it's more like Tokyo Gore Police, pass.

MBoyd · 07-02-09, 09:51 PM

I feel like I saw everything I need to see in the trailer. Pretty cool for a couple of minutes, but I don't need 90 minutes of it.

Shilex · 07-03-09, 01:39 AM

My favorite part of that trailer is the voice-over guy. I can't stop laughing from just the first line "Geisha.....is....Japernise grrllllll"

Gunde · 07-03-09, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerCannibal

I made it halfway.

Maybe if I were 14 this would look awesome. Maybe...

Way to put everyone down

DonnachaOne · 07-03-09, 02:31 AM

Fried Shrimp

UAIOE · 07-03-09, 03:03 AM

I'm rather partial to Aya Kiguchi, but they lost me when she turned half tank.

I do have to give them props for "Fried Shrimp" and that voiceover dude

But honestly, I'd really want a movie about Samurai Robot.

troystiffler · 07-03-09, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MBoyd

I feel like I saw everything I need to see in the trailer. Pretty cool for a couple of minutes, but I don't need 90 minutes of it.

Same here. I liked the trailer. But that 3-or-so minutes was enough for me. Pending some startling reviews, I'll never watch this movie.

Solid Snake PAC · 07-03-09, 04:17 AM

I will never watch this..but that guys voice is so so hard to understand.

GoldenJCJ · 07-03-09, 11:16 AM

^ I guess that's why they spelled out everything he said.

This movie looks like an 'R' rated Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie.

I can't see myself ever watching this but I did like the girl getting stabbed in the ass while she was on all fours.

KillerCannibal · 07-03-09, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunde

Way to put everyone down

Uhh... judging by most of the comments I'd say I'm not too far off the mark.

Brian T · 07-03-09, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MBoyd

I feel like I saw everything I need to see in the trailer. Pretty cool for a couple of minutes, but I don't need 90 minutes of it.

have to agree with you there.

I realize films like this are simply an extension of Japan's long-standing tradition of pinky movies, plus a way for some special FX geeks to have a little wink-wink fun, but they sure to start to blend after a while, don't they? I've never bought one of the U.S. releases of any of them, but sampled a few Hong Kong DVDs early in the cycle and got my fill fairly quickly. Many of the girls who star in these flicks come from the ranks of hardcore pornography (and no, one doesn't have to see the stuff to know this

), thus the severely limited acting abilities of most of them, except during screw scenes, of course. Someone else also hinted at this, but most of these pictures (TOKYO GORE POLICE, GIRLS COMPETITIVE SWIMMERS, ONEECHANBARA, SUKEBAN BOY, NARUTA, etc.) are little more than a series of increasingly "crazy" shock sequences and "gonzo" ideas with extremely dull exposition in between (made all the more dull by the use of such talentless "actresses"). I've seen enough such pictures to do me, even though I've barely scratched the surface, but now I'm beginning to think I've seen enough trailers, too!

07-02-09, 05:54 PM	#1
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RichC2 DVD Talk Legend Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 11,160	Re: RoboGeisha aka "The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever" Saw this on RT earlier. Looks like a good follow up to Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police. FRIED SHRIMP. __________________ Toshiba HD-A2 / Sony Playstation 3 60gb Xbox Live Tag: Gumai / PSN Tag: Seihaku Last edited by RichC2; 07-02-09 at 06:12 PM.

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Matthew Chmiel DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: May 2000 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 6,835	Re: RoboGeisha aka "The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever" I thought Machine Girl was a great Japanese exploitation flick. I thought Tokyo Gore Police was boring as fuck. I fell asleep while watching the movie numerous times despite how every minute of the film would just try and outdo the minute previously in both the gore and weirdness category. If this is more like Machine Girl, great. If it's more like Tokyo Gore Police, pass. __________________ Now on Twitter! PlayStation Network / Xbox 360 Gamertag: CupboardOfLove

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MBoyd DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Texas Posts: 2,405	Re: RoboGeisha aka "The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever" I feel like I saw everything I need to see in the trailer. Pretty cool for a couple of minutes, but I don't need 90 minutes of it. __________________ HD-A1 DMP-BD30 HD-XA2 HD-A35 I started a Comic-Con Social Group! Join for meet-ups in San Diego!

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Shilex DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Augusta, GA USA Posts: 2,025	Re: RoboGeisha aka "The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever" My favorite part of that trailer is the voice-over guy. I can't stop laughing from just the first line "Geisha.....is....Japernise grrllllll" __________________ ============================================ Bender: Oh... I think I have whiplash. Leela: You can't have whiplash. You don't have a neck. Bender: I meant Ass-Whiplash.

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UAIOE DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: LV-426 Posts: 5,559	Re: RoboGeisha aka "The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever" I'm rather partial to Aya Kiguchi, but they lost me when she turned half tank. I do have to give them props for "Fried Shrimp" and that voiceover dude But honestly, I'd really want a movie about Samurai Robot. __________________ Coilette: Congo Jack! Fry: Yes. And I have a message for you from Colonel Mitumbay! He says....this is from Congo Jack!

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Solid Snake PAC DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denton, Tx Posts: 3,203	Re: RoboGeisha aka "The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever" I will never watch this..but that guys voice is so so hard to understand.

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