madara

Go for it. If I can ignore that Spiderman 3 never happened or last few seasons of X-files if this ends up sucking too I just add it to didnt happen pile.

Daytripper

O.K. "F to the B.....OUT!"

How about "F Biddy, Off Da Hooky".

Doc MacGyver

The first one's your winner, if for no other reason than the utter joy and fit of laughter I'll have at hearing Don La Fontane say the title in the coming attractions.


-Doc

lotsofdvds

Doc MacGyver

"Hello, I'm A.froman, HNIC of the sausage biz in Chi-town, ONE."



-Doc

raven56706

.... we got a winner

Dr. Henry Jones, Jr.

Hasn't stopped him from getting work.

DRG

Is this even news? Some guy with no prior credits and no connection to the rights owners of the original film has written an unauthorized script which, even if it's great, is more or less fan fiction. How can he shop around a sequel to something he doesn't own the rights to? I might as well start shopping around an Obi Wan vs Gandalf script.

Toad

Huh? Relax? I didn't understand your post, so I asked what you were saying. Not sure how that came off as unrelaxed...

OwlAtHome

Sounds lame. What really happens is After Morris comes home and sees his car has been totaled he rapes the shit out of Cameron, who later that night shoots his dad in the head and runs away to join the Texas Rangers. 20 or so years later Cameron and Ferris reunite in a menal hospital where they get Scatman Crothers fired then go fishing with Jack Nicholson while SpongeBob gets busy with Sloane.

MGR

This might be better:
Ferris had a son, Ferris Jr. who inherited all his pop's personality & genes, even more so.
Ferris Jr. is now a high school senior.
Pop and son have a day's worth of adventures together somehow, etc etc

Ronnie Dobbs

Hey Roman Polanski raped a girl and they gave him an Oscar.

NitroJMS

I liked the idea I read a few years ago:

Ferris is now middle-aged and working in your standard corporate office gig and no longer has any semblance of his former personality. Cameron has become the opposite of his old self and breaks Ferris out of work to change him back to his previously care-free ways.

Ronnie Dobbs

If they make Ferris 2 I hope Jason Schwartzman plays his son.

RUSF18

Same thing I thought. Not to mention that it's entirely possible that someone (or numerous people) has written their own sequel and just didn't have the bright idea to send a copy to the writer of a blog.

zekeburger1979

Just tonight, I found out what HNIC stood for when I was watching Lean on Me on HBO.

I think this will be one of those sequels that if it gets made, it will have none of the original cast members in it a la Son of the Mask and Dumb and Dumberer.

fuzzbox

You're actually thinking of Edie Mclurg in PT&A. But close.

-jason

lotsofdvds

She played a rental car clerk. Ben Stein played an airline gate rep.

lotsofdvds

These things pop up every once in a while. Didn't someone write a Smokey and the Bandit sequel a few years back called East Bound and Down? That news made the rounds, even got a big write up in EW. But what came of it? Nothing.

paulringodaman

IMDB: Ben Stein

"71. Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) .... Wichita Airport Representative"

I love this movie sooo much, I have to be right!!!!

jeffkjoe

There was already a sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The TV show from 1990!

It had Charlie Schlatter, Ami Dolenz, and Jennifer Aniston.

Ferris Bueller, the TV show.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2kAfHHids

raven56706

that tv show was

resinrats

I wish they'd put the show on DVD. I remember liking it when it was on. I'm pretty sure it was the first time I'd seen Aniston. I have 1/2 an episode on a video tape somewhere and the last time I watched it a year or two ago, it was still funny.

rennervision

The other half contains the part where Jennifer Aniston changes her clothes by the pool, but unfortunately all video tapes of that scene have been lost.

lotsofdvds

Yep. The much better Parker Lewis Can't Lose won that battle.