Burger King's Chief Of Marketing Announces "Burger King: The Movie"

Ronnie Dobbs · 03-16-07, 08:44 AM

http://consumerist.com/consumer/burg...vie-242625.php

They should really make it a horror movie.

Obey The D · 03-16-07, 09:21 AM

Burger King: The Movie
Starring: Explosive Diarrhea

fryinpan1 · 03-16-07, 09:23 AM

The movie should chronicle the King's rise and fall in fantasy football. In 2005 he scored every week, but in 2006 he was used primarily on defense.

Jaymole · 03-16-07, 09:30 AM

Robert DeNiro & Christopher Walken both said they would love to be in the movie if the price was right.

matome · 03-16-07, 09:33 AM

Why not? They have Xbox games for him.

rexinnih · 03-16-07, 09:48 AM

That king just creeps me out.

resinrats · 03-16-07, 09:54 AM

Maybe the'll bring back the other Burger King characters. The Professor & the robot with the fries in its head.

The Bus · 03-16-07, 09:57 AM

This thread is making me angry. No, wait, the other word.

Hungry.

GuessWho · 03-16-07, 10:03 AM

Kudama · 03-16-07, 12:02 PM

at Mac and Me. The reviews on Netflix are inspiring. If the King movie doesn't have crippled kids rolling off cliffs, I think I'll pass.

Mike Long · 03-16-07, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fryinpan1

The movie should chronicle the King's rise and fall in fantasy football. In 2005 he scored every week, but in 2006 he was used primarily on defense.

This made me laugh out loud.

madcougar · 03-16-07, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fryinpan1

The movie should chronicle the King's rise and fall in fantasy football. In 2005 he scored every week, but in 2006 he was used primarily on defense.

Bravo sir. Bravo.

TheMadMonk · 03-16-07, 04:35 PM

It should be a double feature with "Coupon: The Movie"

dpz301 · 03-16-07, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rexinnih

That king just creeps me out.

there is a guy that i sit next to at work that looks exactly like the king and creeps all the ladies out.

i went and go the BK bobble head of him to make fun of him.

GuessWho · 03-16-07, 10:02 PM

chick magnet.

Joe Molotov · 03-16-07, 10:06 PM

Sequel to...?

nateman · 03-16-07, 10:25 PM

im eating BK tonite,
this is going to be a classic movie, now i just have to wait for dominoe's pizza to make a movie.

Supermallet · 03-16-07, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMadMonk

It should be a double feature with "Coupon: The Movie"

"It's warm...and mandatory."

DVD Josh · 03-17-07, 11:41 PM

I have it on good authority he raped the Hamburglar. True story.

Joe Molotov · 03-17-07, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVD King

Burger King has always had brainless desperate marketing campaigns, so no surprises.

Their Xbox videogame campaign was quite sucessful, by all account.

Jason · 03-18-07, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVD King

Burger King has always had brainless desperate marketing campaigns, so no surprises.

Next up: "Where's Herb? The Movie"

cupcake jesus · 03-18-07, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nateman241

im eating BK tonite,
this is going to be a classic movie, now i just have to wait for dominoe's pizza to make a movie.

I think they did. It was called The Passion of the Christ. If you look hard enough, you can see an image of the Noid in Jesus's gore.

cheers,

-the Jesus

Matthew Chmiel · 03-18-07, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Molotov

Their Xbox videogame campaign was quite sucessful, by all account.

Yes, but I don't think a film will be succesful. Either way you look at it, Burger King only made about an extra $10-15 million with the selling of the three video games. Unless the film is made on the cheap (which probably won't happen due to the fact there will probably be numerous BK executives breathing down everyone's neck), it's going to have to take a lot to get the mainstream to go sit down and pay $8 to see a Burger King flick.

Unless it's released direct-to-DVD and you can pick it up for $5 at BK.

Snowmaker · 03-19-07, 09:35 AM

Giles · 03-19-07, 09:38 AM

you know he already made a cameo in 'The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe' ...

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