Episode III smarmy comments!!!
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Episode III smarmy comments!!!
Post your smarmy comments about Episode III here! please, NO threadcraps, no arguments, no trolling, no flaming, and absolutely no personal attacks!
1. When I saw that scene in the space opera hall, I kept thinking...wow, this is just like that scene in that classic movie! that's right! AIRPLANE! I was just waiting for Sidious/Palpatine/Jaggers to go:
"Anakin...have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
2. "I feel horrible! It's not the Jedi way to kill! except when you're Mace Windu and you want to decapitate Jango Fett! or when you're Obi-wan and you want to kill Darth Maul! or me when you want to kill hordes of sand people and geniosins!"
3. From the Jedi Temple Purge scene: "Master Skywalker! what are we goin' ta do, mate? It tastes like it's got butta inside!"
1. When I saw that scene in the space opera hall, I kept thinking...wow, this is just like that scene in that classic movie! that's right! AIRPLANE! I was just waiting for Sidious/Palpatine/Jaggers to go:
"Anakin...have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
2. "I feel horrible! It's not the Jedi way to kill! except when you're Mace Windu and you want to decapitate Jango Fett! or when you're Obi-wan and you want to kill Darth Maul! or me when you want to kill hordes of sand people and geniosins!"
3. From the Jedi Temple Purge scene: "Master Skywalker! what are we goin' ta do, mate? It tastes like it's got butta inside!"
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when he leans in close
"I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile."
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"A fella, a QUICK fella, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel.."
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Heeheehee... NoOOOOOOooooo
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When Darth lumbers off the operating table--you CAN'T NOT make a Frankenstein reference...."wo-man"...."friend"
If you listen really close you can hear Nirvana playing in the background during Anakin's more angsty moments.
If you listen really close you can hear Nirvana playing in the background during Anakin's more angsty moments.
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Originally Posted by mikehunt
when he leans in close
"I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile."
or
"A fella, a QUICK fella, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel.."
"Remember lingerie?"
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When Anakin told Mace that Sidious was a Sith lord...and Mace exclaimed in utter disbelief "A SITH LORD!!!"...
I was thinking that it would be great if Anakin had said "English Motherfucker...do you speak it?"
maybe it's just me.
I was thinking that it would be great if Anakin had said "English Motherfucker...do you speak it?"
maybe it's just me.
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Mace: "You're on this council...but we do not give you the rank of Master".
Anakin: "WHAT?!"
Mace: "WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT? SAY WHAT AGAIN! (Pulls out lightsaber) I DARE YA! SAY WHAT AGAIN!"
For all you Chris Rock fans out there:
Padme: Something wonderful has happened! Anakin...i'm pregnant!
Anakin: ...So whatcha gonna do about it?
Anakin: "WHAT?!"
Mace: "WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT? SAY WHAT AGAIN! (Pulls out lightsaber) I DARE YA! SAY WHAT AGAIN!"
For all you Chris Rock fans out there:
Padme: Something wonderful has happened! Anakin...i'm pregnant!
Anakin: ...So whatcha gonna do about it?
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Originally Posted by Superboy
For all you Chris Rock fans out there:
Padme: Something wonderful has happened! Anakin...i'm pregnant!
Anakin: ...So whatcha gonna do about it?
Padme: Something wonderful has happened! Anakin...i'm pregnant!
Anakin: ...So whatcha gonna do about it?
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This an Ep 1 comment, but it turned out true in ROTS.
When Mace says Anakin won't be trained, and little Anie gives him a look, I remember reading on a forum where someone said he was basically going "You're first motherf----r."
When Mace went out the window in ROTS, I had to suppress a little giggle when that line popped up in my head.
When Mace says Anakin won't be trained, and little Anie gives him a look, I remember reading on a forum where someone said he was basically going "You're first motherf----r."
When Mace went out the window in ROTS, I had to suppress a little giggle when that line popped up in my head.
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Originally Posted by mikehunt
when he leans in close
"A fella, a QUICK fella, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel.."
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It's amazing how in tune with the force Obi and Yoda are near the end of the movie ... they couldn't tell that the chancellor was really Darth Sidious for many years, but they instantly start refering to him as the Emperor at the same moment that he announces the Empire ....
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Originally Posted by silentbob007
It's amazing how in tune with the force Obi and Yoda are near the end of the movie ... they couldn't tell that the chancellor was really Darth Sidious for many years, but they instantly start refering to him as the Emperor at the same moment that he announces the Empire ....