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Old 05-29-05, 11:29 PM   #1
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Episode III smarmy comments!!!

Post your smarmy comments about Episode III here! please, NO threadcraps, no arguments, no trolling, no flaming, and absolutely no personal attacks!

1. When I saw that scene in the space opera hall, I kept thinking...wow, this is just like that scene in that classic movie! that's right! AIRPLANE! I was just waiting for Sidious/Palpatine/Jaggers to go:

"Anakin...have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

2. "I feel horrible! It's not the Jedi way to kill! except when you're Mace Windu and you want to decapitate Jango Fett! or when you're Obi-wan and you want to kill Darth Maul! or me when you want to kill hordes of sand people and geniosins!"

3. From the Jedi Temple Purge scene: "Master Skywalker! what are we goin' ta do, mate? It tastes like it's got butta inside!"
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Old 05-29-05, 11:46 PM   #2
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Old 05-29-05, 11:52 PM   #3
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Old 05-30-05, 01:02 AM   #4
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when he leans in close
"I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile."
or
"A fella, a QUICK fella, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel.."
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Old 05-30-05, 01:09 AM   #5
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Heeheehee... NoOOOOOOooooo
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Old 05-30-05, 02:15 AM   #6
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When Darth lumbers off the operating table--you CAN'T NOT make a Frankenstein reference...."wo-man"...."friend"

If you listen really close you can hear Nirvana playing in the background during Anakin's more angsty moments.
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Old 05-30-05, 02:42 AM   #7
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when he leans in close
"I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile."
or
"A fella, a QUICK fella, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel.."
Or my favorite...

"Remember lingerie?"
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Old 05-30-05, 03:00 PM   #8
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Or my favorite...

"Remember lingerie?"

sweet, someone got the joke
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Old 05-30-05, 04:11 PM   #9
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When Anakin told Mace that Sidious was a Sith lord...and Mace exclaimed in utter disbelief "A SITH LORD!!!"...

I was thinking that it would be great if Anakin had said "English Motherfucker...do you speak it?"

maybe it's just me.
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Old 05-30-05, 09:17 PM   #10
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It'd been been better if Mace had replied, "Are you f-ing with me, Anakin? Because, if you are..." Then Mace pats his bad-ass-mother-f-ing lightsaber.
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Old 05-30-05, 10:50 PM   #11
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Old 05-30-05, 11:48 PM   #12
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Mace: "The Light Saber. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."
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Old 05-31-05, 05:00 AM   #13
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Mace: "You're on this council...but we do not give you the rank of Master".

Anakin: "WHAT?!"

Mace: "WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT? SAY WHAT AGAIN! (Pulls out lightsaber) I DARE YA! SAY WHAT AGAIN!"

For all you Chris Rock fans out there:

Padme: Something wonderful has happened! Anakin...i'm pregnant!

Anakin: ...So whatcha gonna do about it?
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Old 05-31-05, 07:49 AM   #14
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For all you Chris Rock fans out there:

Padme: Something wonderful has happened! Anakin...i'm pregnant!

Anakin: ...So whatcha gonna do about it?
Ok, I'll admit it. I thought about this during the movie
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Old 05-31-05, 02:52 PM   #15
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This an Ep 1 comment, but it turned out true in ROTS.

When Mace says Anakin won't be trained, and little Anie gives him a look, I remember reading on a forum where someone said he was basically going "You're first motherf----r."

When Mace went out the window in ROTS, I had to suppress a little giggle when that line popped up in my head.
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when he leans in close

"A fella, a QUICK fella, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel.."
Ah, I knew that guy looked familar.



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Old 05-31-05, 06:19 PM   #19
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...You forgot the train man from Matrix.
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Old 05-31-05, 09:03 PM   #20
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That's funny how Bruce is in all those movies. Perhaps there's some rule that says if you make a trilogy, you have to cast Bruce Spence.
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Old 06-01-05, 12:58 AM   #21
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and give his character bad teeth
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Old 06-01-05, 12:20 PM   #22
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Old 06-02-05, 03:12 PM   #23
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It's amazing how in tune with the force Obi and Yoda are near the end of the movie ... they couldn't tell that the chancellor was really Darth Sidious for many years, but they instantly start refering to him as the Emperor at the same moment that he announces the Empire ....
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I think they probably heard about it on CNoooooooooooooo!
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