Cusm

Un-fucking beleivable, they forgot my birthday.

Rivero

The Dude : What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Walter Sobchak : Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

The Dude : You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

Walter Sobchak : What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

The Dude : Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

Rivero

Cartman : Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison : Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman : Jew?
Kyle : No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison : Kyle!
Cartman : Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison : Eric!
Stan : Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison : Stanley!
Kenny : Fuck!
Cartman : Kenny! What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison : How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman : How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison : What did you say?
Cartman : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman : HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan : Holy shit, dude.

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dick_grayson

I liked "Fuck your mother." from Basketball Diaries. It just came out of nowhere.

hugo1000faces

"Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?"
-Derek Smalls, 'This is Spinal Tap'

Doyle : "What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?"
Karl : "I aim to kill you with it. Mmm."
'Sling Blade'

Oskar Schindler : "I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more. "
Itzhak Stern : "Oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. Look at them. "
Oskar Schindler : "If I'd made more money... I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I'd just... "
Itzhak Stern : "There will be generations because of what you did. "
Oskar Schindler : "I didn't do enough! "
Itzhak Stern : "You did so much. "
Oskar Schindler :[Schindler looks at his car ] "This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people. [removing Nazi pin from lapel ] This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. [sobbing ] I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't! "
'Schindler's List'


"See, mother, I make all things new. "
-Jesus, 'The Passion of the Christ'

Meglos

"Do ya see what happens, Larry?! Do ya see what happens?! Do ya see what happens when you fuck! A stranger! In the ass! [wham!] This is what happens, Larry! [wham!] This is what happens, Larry! [wham!] This is what happens when you fuck [wham!] a stranger [wham!] in the ass [wham!] !!!"

Kal-El

I'm extremely offended by that and I DEMAND an apology.

Anyway, for me:

"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."
- I don't need to say where this is from right?

I am Spartacus!
- Guy Patterson from That Thing You Do!

"I'm a valuable commodity. I go across the middle. I see a dude coming at me, tryin' to kill me, I tell myself, 'Get killed. Catch the ball' Boo ya! Touchdown. I make miracles happen baby!"
- Rod Tidwell from Jerry Maguire

"What's with you today? Yesterday you were like, normal but now you're like the chinese guy from the Karate Kid"
- A.J. from Empire Records

"I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't like hurting anybody. But sometimes people just won't listen. So I have to use persuasion...and slides."
Debbie Jelinsky from The Addams Family Values

Porthos

One of the funniest I've seen is in Kuffs.

I don't have the movie in front of me to transcribe, but it goes something like this:

Ted unleashes a fury of obscenities, bleeped out by sound effects (each more ridiculous than the last).

After Ted has wound down, George (Chrisatian Slater) just turns to his brother and says, "You may have a limited vocabulary there, Ted."

George just calmly turns back and says (deadpan and unbleeped) "Fuck You!"

Cracks me up every time.

John

Derrich

Put the coffee down! Coffee is for closers! You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.

D

raven56706

"Nooooo.... runnnn... get to ze chopah"- Arnold in Predator

"Yo guy... did you kill my dog..(guy shakes his hand to no)... i believe him yo... i dont know why but i do" Spanish guy from Half Baked

"Who is your daddy and what does he do"- Arnold

"For Frodo" Aragorn- LOTR

Tommy_Harn

I'm still a little uncomfortable cursing on this fine site, so I'll continue to use the dashes:

Max: "Cause you lost my f---ing carpet cleaning van! And I don't like you, you c---su--er!" (to Ricky, in Made )

flyboy

Its not my fault! The fucking weapon is like fucking fucked up! - Heartbreak Ridge

tdilia

"This guy is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels"- Reservoir Dogs

DRG

"Your ass got knocked the fuck out!" Chris Tucker in Friday

"Fock you, osshole." Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator

necros

Don't fuck wit da jesus!

Hiro11

"Fuck You, Fuck-Ball"- end of Get Shorty.

ESUguy

I hate not hating you.


Well, I did fuck your mother...


Fuck you!

DealMan

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.

from Pulp Fiction

necros

oh wait just remembered a new one..

"What the fuck do I care, I got a growth on my pecker." from Bubba Ho Tep

Or did he say hell instead of fuck? Bah, I forget .. guess I'll have to watch it again tonight

Oraphus

Fight Club
Marla "I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool"

snatch
HAROLD:he wasn't talking to you fuck face. TURKISH:fuck face well thats a good one Harold I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm crawling off your mom.

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

devilshalo

Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking ********er.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking ********ing motherfucker, aaarrrghh!
Cop: Knock it off! Get back! Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you ********er!
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you ********er, what the fuck?

Banky

Jay's rap From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

fuck fuck fuck
mother mother fuck
mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck noinch noinch noinch
one two one two three four
noinch noinch noinch
smokin weed smokin wiz
doin coke drinkin beers
drinkin beers beers beers
rollin fatties smokin blunts
who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts
rollin blunts and smokin blunts

uh...let me get a nickel bag

fifteen bucks little man
put that shit in my hand
if that money doesn't show
then you owe me owe me owe

The Cow

From Lethal Weapon 2:

Leo Getz:
They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?

JoeyOhhhh

No idea where this one is from:

Denis Leary: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU SPEAK WHEN FUCKIN' SPOKEN TO! THIS IS NOT FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKER!

Casino:

Nicky: Fuck me? FUCK ME!? YOU MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK MY MOTHER?!

candyrocket786

From The Girl Next Door:


Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?

Eli : SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next question.