You asked for it...Caption this: Superman
07-28-04, 12:24 AM
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"I rescued your kitten from the tree with my heat rays, ma'am. He's a little charred around the edges, but as you can see, he still gets around very well...and, now he's peeing on my boot."
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07-28-04, 02:42 AM
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"It's there, honest, you just gotta use your supervision...what's that, you don't have supervision?"
"Yeah, I couldn't stop staring the first time I saw it either."
"Oh that...that's his own little cape."
"Are those Bugle Boy tights you're wearing?"
A few off the top of my head..
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"Yeah, I couldn't stop staring the first time I saw it either."
"Oh that...that's his own little cape."
"Are those Bugle Boy tights you're wearing?"
A few off the top of my head..
Timmio
07-28-04, 08:35 AM
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"No, Supes, I think you look better WITH the leggings. There's something creepy about a guy wearing red boots and red underwear with bare legs"
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"Lana, watch as I lift this 300 lb. dead Samoan using only Mr. Winky."
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"What? That mark? Oh, that was when I was leaping tall buildings in a single bound...naked"
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"Like my new bikini wax?"
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"Supes, I know you farted. I saw your cape move."
"Ok, yeah, you got me."
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"Yeah, I have to pull my belt up so my outie won't show through the spandex"
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"Lana, watch as I lift this 300 lb. dead Samoan using only Mr. Winky."
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"What? That mark? Oh, that was when I was leaping tall buildings in a single bound...naked"
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"Like my new bikini wax?"
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"Supes, I know you farted. I saw your cape move."
"Ok, yeah, you got me."
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"Yeah, I have to pull my belt up so my outie won't show through the spandex"
07-28-04, 06:02 PM
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"Meet Super Boy!"
"I guess Viagra doesn't work on 'Men of Steel'"
"I don't even need a magnifying glass to burn those ants"
Superman- "G-string, your underwear is a g-string"
Lois- "Do you like g-strings?"
Superman- "I like g-strings very much, Lois"
07-29-04, 12:44 AM
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"It's not easy.....
to be.....
me."
OR
"Oh, Superman...you always keep me at such distance."
"Based on all the previous posts, I'll take that as a compliment."
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07-30-04, 10:52 AM
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She: S... L... What is "SL" supposed to mean?
He: Actually, in the right conditions, Ma'am, the whole thing reads "SUPERMAN THE MAN OF STEEL".
He: Actually, in the right conditions, Ma'am, the whole thing reads "SUPERMAN THE MAN OF STEEL".
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