Groucho

Well, the "Star Wars" name alone isn't enough anymore to break box-office records. If Lucas really wants to bring in the big bucks, he should call it Star Wars: Episode 3: Spider-Man on the Titanic.

sexy_overlord

I assume one day I'll get tired of this, but that day hasn't come yet.

Episode III: The Sum of All Force
Episode III: Anakin X
Episode III: The Final Chapter
Episode III: Alderanian Pie
Episode III: Yoda vs Godzilla
Episode III: Find the OT cast and Lucas' kids in a Crowded Area
Episode III: No Really, if You Look at Anakin in this Shot You Can See Vader's Shadow in the Background

Doctor Gonzo

How about "The Shadow Falls"

Drexl

Enter the Dark Side

UAIOE

How about:


Episode III: Vader takes Manhattan
Episode III: Lucas needs some new flannel
Episode III: The end is the begining is the end

or

Episode III: Wrath of Jar-Jar

I could just see Anakin now:

fist clentched, looking at the viewscreen

screaming the eternal line "JAR-JAR!!!!"

brandybran

Whatever it is, it will be stupider than any of the previous 4 pages of posts.

Giles

Episode III: A Little Clone will Do Ya

Tyler_Durden

I don't think it's going to be anything like "Rise Of The Sith". If we look at the titles of all five SW films, none of them specifically state anything:

"A New Hope". What new hope? "The Empire Strikes Back". How? "The Return Of The Jedi". Which Jedi? (Although everybody new it was Luke.) "The Phantom Menace". "Attack Of The Clones". Attack against who? What clones?

Thus I think a title like "Fall of the Republic" would be too simple and self-explanatory, even for Star Wars.

succubiss

Episode III: Revenge of the Jedi

Contrasting anakin with luke. and a nod to the original title of EP6.

BuddyRevell

Episode III- The Prequels Suck.

lordzeppelin

Yup, cause Lucas is all about homage, huh?

calhoun07

Star Wars: Episode III: Darth Vader: The Jedi Who Shagged Me

El-Kabong

The thing is - you guys arent thinking pulp enough. Look at just a handful of the previous titles from the Lucas stable:

Attack of the Clones
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Phantom Menace
The Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Phantom Train of Doom

See what I mean? Given the pattern thusfar, and given Lucas' love of the saturday morning serials - it's going to be something along this lines. It'll be something like The Clutching Hand, The Fighting Devil Dogs or Raiders of Ghost City - something that's a throwback to the old Republic days.

Mark my words. . . .

UAIOE

Where did this come from? Working title for Indy 4?

ScandalUMD

Top 10 titles for the next Star Wars:

10. Star Wars Episode III: The Return of the Cash Machine
9. Star Wars Episode III: The Summer of George
8. Star Wars Episode III: Who's Yo' Daddy?
7. Star Wars Episode III: Start Waiting in Line, Fanboy
6. Star Wars Episode III: Attack of the Thinly Veiled Metaphor
5. Star Wars Episode III: Longer. Thicker. Harder.
4. Star Wars Episode III: More Forbidden Love, Featuring Yoda and Jar-Jar
3. Star Wars Episode III: It Sucks? Well So Does Your Mom!
2. Star Wars Episode III: If it Looks Like S**t and Smells Like S**t, it Must Be STAR WARS!
1. Star Wars Episode III: F**K! This F**king S**t Is Why That Fat Motherf**ker Didn't Do the Original F**king Trilogy DVDs For a F**king Decade?

Droog

I do believe Car Full of Ewoks is the funniest thing I've ever read.

madcougar

Star Wars Episode IV: Here's Vader!

UAIOE

Good one!

And in true Letterman tradition your #2 is better than your #1!!

sexy_overlord

Here's my daily dose (except for the daily part)

Die Hard Style - Star Wars with a Vengeance (No Episode III in the title)

Episode III: Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins Suck
Episode III: A Space Odyssey with Lasers and Stuff
Episode III: National Lampoon's Nabooian Vacation

El-Kabong

Naw, that was one of handful of the Young Indy movies they did towards the end of the run of the series.

pdinosaur

to the return of the sith camp. one has to leave in some fashion to return.

revenge of the sith. what avenging need they? darth maul?

anyone ever wonder if the lord of the sith rules over more than just one person? it seems theres only been one person at any given time. after maul came tyrannus. but not at the same time.

AmazingColossalPumaMan

No, that's the whole philosophy of the Sith. When there were a bunch around, the ended up destroying each other (or the Jedi did...something like that), so they came up with the one at a time rule.

And Episode III will be titled The Incredibly Strange Clones Who Stopped Attacking and Became Mixed-Up Stormtroopers. You need something stupider than Attack of the Clones.

The Horror of Dookula has a nice ring to it as well.

DVDHO

StarWars:Epi.3 Return of the Wallets

Randy810

How about --

LETS GET IT OVER WITH AND RELEASE THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

jiggawhat

Star Wars Episode 3: Big Trouble in Little Yoda

or

Star Wars Episode 3: Darth City

or

Star Wars Episode 3: Citizen Kenobi (with accent mark on e to give that extra flavor)