Cancel the 2005 Academy Awards! This movie will sweep.

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03-25-04, 02:59 PM

Pillowhead

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Cancel the 2005 Academy Awards! This movie will sweep.

lol

Check this out.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=dawn_rules

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03-25-04, 03:03 PM

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Funny, I hadn't heard of this movie. I imagine that review is better than the actual thing.

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03-25-04, 03:05 PM

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Is this the new One and Only Officially Sponsered Zombie Association of America Sanctioned thread?

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03-25-04, 03:14 PM

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This guy is hilarious, read some of his other entries, for instance, "Christopher Reeve is an *******", or "Oops! You're racist."

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03-25-04, 04:42 PM

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This guy is hilarious, read some of his other entries, for instance, "Christopher Reeve is an *******", or "Oops! You're racist."

That is so wrong!

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03-25-04, 06:54 PM

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That guy has a very funny site.

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03-25-04, 07:53 PM

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Oh god yes, Maddox rules. I was almost in tears reading some of those pieces.

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03-25-04, 08:02 PM

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this article is already mentioned in the Dawn of the Dead thread... brilliant though.

MATT

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03-26-04, 01:33 AM

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I wish he'd review some more kids drawings

That is always the funniest.

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03-26-04, 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by johnglass

sorry, but...

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03-26-04, 12:40 PM

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now that is a review!

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03-28-04, 12:02 AM

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"That's how fast these zombies move, which sucks if you're a zombie because you get your balls stomped on by an army of undead ball stompers if you trip (most zombies stomp on your nuts even when they don't have to just out of spite.. or at least I would)"

I think he's quoting Ebert on this one.