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Old 09-28-03, 04:34 PM
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anybody want to see "honey" with Jessica Alba?

saw the trailer yesterday
linky and personally think the movie looks like crap but Alba looks so freakin hot doing those dance moves that I might suffer through the flick.
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I wouldn't suffer through it.
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Oooh, I'm' there.
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Oooh.. No.
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Yes... and my wife wants to see it too...
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i won't be seeing it...unless i get dragged to it
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Not unless there's a topless scene.
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Um......no.
Alba could do the entire movie nude and the answer would still be no....wait, thats wrong, that would be the only condition under which I would see the movie.
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How about a shot of her walking out of the shower with her butt on screen for 5 seconds dripping wet.
That's worth $7.
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She's smoking, but Alba has no street cred at all. When she tries for the slang and tough attitude, I just want to go "awwww, that's so cute!" Julia Stiles would be more believable.

But aside from that, ditto what wmlopez said.
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Saw this trailer before "The Rundown" and the entire audience laughed when it was over. It looks SO bad. "Glitter Jr." !?
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1 word
GLITTERDANCE!
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Can't wait to see this movie...







FLOP.

Hopefully alba and her pout will finally go away.
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I can think of two reasons to see this movie, and one of them is Jeff Schwartz.
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Isn't she banging some black guy who also heppends to be the director of the film?

****ing sellout.
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umm...who she's banging doesn't really matter.

that she keeps making crappy [except for Idle Hands] movies does..

and, last I knew, she was "banging" the white guy who also heppened to be her costar in Dark Angel..
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i love alba.......
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I love her but I highly doubt I'll see this in the theater...unless a girl friend drags me there to watch it.

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Originally posted by Daytripper
Saw this trailer before "The Rundown" and the entire audience laughed when it was over. It looks SO bad. "Glitter Jr." !?
I just watched the trailer, and I agree. Completely laughable. Ooh, let me guess...Missy Elliot is (essentially) playing herself? Looks to me like the movie should be called Jessica Alba's Midriff.

Maybe 15 year-old girls will like it, but I can't see anyone else being that interested.
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I saw this trailer yesterday and couldn't stop laughing ....
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The trailer also brought out quite a few laughs and groans at my Rundown showing. This has flop written all over it.
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well, if you think that that street cred is phony, watch "Can't Hold Me Down" by Christina
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I'd go see "Honey" with Jessica Alba-- as long as the theater was dark and we sat way in the back.
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Hey, it's got Dave Moscow in it! How bad can it be.


Young Josh from Big, for those not in the know
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Geez, time was not kind to him...


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