Angelina Jolie to attend Oscars nude?
03-20-03, 09:32 AM
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Angelina Jolie to attend Oscars nude?
Hey, we can hope....
Angelina Jolie's Oscar Outfit Stolen in London
2 hours, 28 minutes ago
LONDON (Reuters) - The outfit due to be worn by Hollywood star Angelina Jolie (news) at Sunday's Oscar ceremony has been stolen from the designer's car in London.
British designer Scott Henshall said the dress, along with jewelry, accessories and other gowns earmarked for guests at the annual glitzy show in Los Angeles, had been stolen from his car in the upmarket Knightsbridge area of the British capital on Wednesday evening.
"There is no way I can remake Angelina's or any other dresses in time," he told Thursday's London Evening Standard.
"There were 20 outfits in the collection and now the nine most glamorous have gone."
Jolie's outfit was described as a 3,000 pound body-hugging corset dress decorated with cherubs.
"We are investigating the theft of nine designer dresses plus other items of clothing and accessories from a car," a police spokesman told Reuters.
Angelina Jolie's Oscar Outfit Stolen in London
2 hours, 28 minutes ago
LONDON (Reuters) - The outfit due to be worn by Hollywood star Angelina Jolie (news) at Sunday's Oscar ceremony has been stolen from the designer's car in London.
British designer Scott Henshall said the dress, along with jewelry, accessories and other gowns earmarked for guests at the annual glitzy show in Los Angeles, had been stolen from his car in the upmarket Knightsbridge area of the British capital on Wednesday evening.
"There is no way I can remake Angelina's or any other dresses in time," he told Thursday's London Evening Standard.
"There were 20 outfits in the collection and now the nine most glamorous have gone."
Jolie's outfit was described as a 3,000 pound body-hugging corset dress decorated with cherubs.
"We are investigating the theft of nine designer dresses plus other items of clothing and accessories from a car," a police spokesman told Reuters.
03-20-03, 09:35 AM
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I thought this was going to be about Angelina deciding to attend the Oscars nude. That would have been so cool. As long as her brother didn't go nude with her. That would be yucky.
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03-20-03, 09:39 AM
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P.S. -- 3,000 pounds??!! I know Laura Croft is quite strong for her size, but that would be ant-like proportions! Speaking of proportions, .... 
...., er, I mean, maybe they meant 3,000 pounds as in British pounds, hmm?
...., er, I mean, maybe they meant 3,000 pounds as in British pounds, hmm?
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Maybe the dress was made on some planet with much stronger gravity than Earth. Of course it would weigh more there. Ever think of that? Hmmmm?
03-20-03, 09:49 AM
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I should probably apologize at this point for trying to sneak the fun back into the forum following expiration of the 48-hour deadline. I figured that at this point this would be the last place the grumpy aggressors of the Grouchy Coalition would look for it, having expected in the face of its fiercely sour disposition that the fun would have fled to the nearest Nickelodeon.com forum.
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Originally posted by Dah-Dee
I should probably apologize at this point for trying to sneak the fun back into the forum following expiration of the 48-hour deadline. I figured that at this point this would be the last place the grumpy aggressors of the Grouchy Coalition would look for it, having expected in the face of its fiercely sour disposition that the fun would have fled to the nearest Nickelodeon.com forum.
I should probably apologize at this point for trying to sneak the fun back into the forum following expiration of the 48-hour deadline. I figured that at this point this would be the last place the grumpy aggressors of the Grouchy Coalition would look for it, having expected in the face of its fiercely sour disposition that the fun would have fled to the nearest Nickelodeon.com forum.
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You mean she wants another 15 minutes of fame? 
with no red carpet.. when will we ever see what the celebs are wearing.
with no red carpet.. when will we ever see what the celebs are wearing.
03-20-03, 02:30 PM
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Maybe this means she's going with Will Ferrell instead of with her brother. They'll be dining afterward at KFC -- if it's still open. Earmuffs!
