Dr. DVD

..if it called for you to do so?

I would get a body double myself!

PixyJunket

Sure, why not.

LBPound

I don't do nude scenes.*






*- unless it's integral to the plot.

Moefuscious

Oh yeah.

But first I would have to wipe off the clinging milk duds to reveal my smooth, creamy like buttocks that gleams like bling-bling

mookiemeister

No way. No butt shot for me. Need a stunt butt for that!

Pants

Well the movie would start with my birth so I guess you would have to show my butt

THORN

depends..... what am i shooting out of my but???

tsohg

Sure why not I'm so thin that I don't have much of an ass anyway, it would look like I have a long back with a split in the middle

jfoobar

Only if it was shot in a 2.35:1 aspect ratio.

randy1320

I don't think anyone would want to see my turd-launcher but what the hell, I'd do it...

lesterlong

No. But penile nudity is acceptable.

JesseCuster

No, but I'd approve of Natalie Portman doing a bare butt shot in a biographical film on my life, even though I'm a guy and she couldn't play me and it'd be totally inappropriate.

I'll go to the floor for my art

hgar78

no need, i don't ever get naked.

Giles

these are the times when you thank god "Polyester" was the only movie that featured the 'scratch and sniff' cards.

Doctor Gonzo

Mine would only see the light of day as a deleted scene that would be included on the two-disc Vista Series.

devilshalo

if i'm getting paid $15 - $20 million for the role... hell, you can see my insides for all i care.

costanza187

depends on how much i'm gettin paid