I think I got to first base tonight!
03-20-03, 12:16 PM
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Originally posted by weargle
Dirty Sanchez is a real man's second base.
Dirty Sanchez is a real man's second base.
No, it's not second base until you've taken pictures of her giving it to her own dad with a strap-on.
03-20-03, 01:59 PM
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Originally posted by Zodo
Rypo: Is this your first girlfriend?
Rypo: Is this your first girlfriend?
Originally posted by Zodo
First time you've kissed a girl?
First time you've kissed a girl?
Originally posted by Zodo
Also, how long have the two of you been dating?
Also, how long have the two of you been dating?
03-20-03, 02:28 PM
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Rypro: in terms of elaborating, "Bunker Busters" are the large bombs the F-7s dropped last night to penetrate underground bunkers. Get it?
Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering?
Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering?
03-20-03, 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
About 3 months.
About 3 months.
You have been dating for 3 months and you got to first base with her just the other day. (Well Good 4 You)
- Gotta Start Somewhere -
I guess your not joking that you don't expect to be rounding the bases anytime soon.
(keep swinging - you never know you may get a double or a triple sooner than you thought)
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03-20-03, 02:31 PM
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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Rypro: in terms of elaborating, "Bunker Busters" are the large bombs the F-7s dropped last night to penetrate underground bunkers. Get it?
Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering?
Rypro: in terms of elaborating, "Bunker Busters" are the large bombs the F-7s dropped last night to penetrate underground bunkers. Get it?
Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering?
03-20-03, 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by Venusian
this thread is hilarious....
anyone have a link to the grunter thread? i must have missed that.
i personally think avril lavine sucks...but whatever...
this thread is hilarious....
anyone have a link to the grunter thread? i must have missed that.
i personally think avril lavine sucks...but whatever...
If you have 56k, prepare for hell, and you get to look at great women.
And Pixiboi, this originally was not a "romantic" relationship, it was morely a "lets be friends" relationship.
03-20-03, 04:19 PM
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Originally posted by pixyboi
3 months for a kiss?
You sir, have got teh mad paitence..
Hope you're emptying the tank every few days, else that's got to hurt like a mofo.
3 months for a kiss?
You sir, have got teh mad paitence..
Hope you're emptying the tank every few days, else that's got to hurt like a mofo.
03-20-03, 07:35 PM
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Originally posted by devilshalo
Maybe they should watch Scary Movie together
Maybe they should watch Scary Movie together
If what he says is true in terms of when they go all the way, that scenario might be true.
03-20-03, 07:37 PM
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I highly doubt that will be needed 
. btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.
. btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.
03-20-03, 07:46 PM
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I highly doubt that will be needed . btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.
I highly doubt that will be needed
. btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.
03-20-03, 08:09 PM
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This reminds me of a joke:
Man: I declare, Clement, why is your right forearm all bloodied?
Rube: I spent all morning with my arm up a cow's arse.
Man: Oh, I hope that the calf you were delivering is alive and well.
Rube: What calf?
Man: I declare, Clement, why is your right forearm all bloodied?
Rube: I spent all morning with my arm up a cow's arse.
Man: Oh, I hope that the calf you were delivering is alive and well.
Rube: What calf?
03-20-03, 08:28 PM
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Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!
03-20-03, 09:10 PM
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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Chicago all the way man! BDH is funny, but Chicago is the far better movie for a date IMO.
Chicago all the way man! BDH is funny, but Chicago is the far better movie for a date IMO.