Emmanuelle: First Contact -- don't bother.
03-07-00, 07:39 PM
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Although the box says the disc is unrated and that it has a running time of 93 minutes, this is definitely the R-rated cut released on video, and the running time is a scant 74 minutes. In effect? Hardly any nekkid Krista Allen! If you're hoping to see Krista in all her glory, don't bother. For the vast majority of the movie, she's puttering around a spaceship, fully dressed, and the sex scenes that remain are very, very tame.
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03-07-00, 08:16 PM
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Yes...but how is the plot and the acting?
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03-07-00, 08:32 PM
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LOL! The plot involves aliens having sex while other aliens wear phallic devices on their heads to join in the experience. I wasn't buying the plot though...disappointing acting. I never really believed that Krista Allen was the most sensual woman in the world -- and beyond!.
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quote:<HR>Originally posted by ctyner:
LOL! The plot involves aliens having sex while other aliens wear phallic devices on their heads to join in the experience.<HR>
And who says all the good ideas have already been done???? This is pure genius!!!!
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03-07-00, 08:52 PM
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Naw, it's been done better. I have one movie on Laserdisc (I wish I had my collection up here at college with me so I could remember exactly what it was called) where a college student is injected with some sort of chemical from a busty alien posing as a professor. Everytime he gets aroused, a phallic-like organ pops out of his head and makes women crazy for him. At least that was entertaining.
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03-07-00, 09:01 PM
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So, all it takes to make women go crazy is to have a phallic-shaped organ pop out of your head???? I guess I've been going about these things the wrong way.
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03-07-00, 09:32 PM
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Well, if Howie Mandell can get a woman, I guess that anyone can. Or perhaps women are just attracted to men who put surgical gloves on their head.
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03-08-00, 12:33 PM
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ctyner: the movie you were referring to is 'Dr. Alien', also known as 'I Was a Teenage Sex Mutant'. Here's the IMDB listing: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0095060
It's amazingly depressing - all the stupid things that I have cluttering up my brain...
It's amazingly depressing - all the stupid things that I have cluttering up my brain...
03-08-00, 05:14 PM
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DavidK: Thanks a million! That's definitely the movie I had in mind. Makes me nostalgic for my Laserdiscs...
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03-10-00, 08:04 AM
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Damn, I was so hoping to masturbate to that DVD.
Luckily, Ms. Allen seems to be naked nearly every night on Cinemax.
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