G. Noel Gross

Attention Drive-In Mutants ...



I just posted my thoughts on Dance With The Devil. It's the highest rated flick I've reviewed since Razor Blade Smile. Wanna know why? Have a look in DVD Talk's reviews section ... check it out.

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MY DVD LIBRARY: A study in addiction
MY DVD TALK REVIEWS: Blood, Breasts and Beasts

jonathan.e

Winter turns to spring, time changes, we’re all a little older and wiser but none of that matters because noelgross has posted a new review! What can I say bud, every time I check out the review forum I’m a little disappointed if there isn‘t something new from Joe Bob’s illegitimate son. Now that I’ve buttered up a fellow graphic designer enough, let’s get down to the finer points: Just how much of the small but perfectly formed Ms. Perez do we get to pause, freeze-frame and slo-mo, I felt this was the one area of your review lacking in essential detail! Also, is this particular piece of art anamorphically enhanced or are they bending us over with that "letterbox" crap again!!

On an unrelated subject from your Stealthfighter review I have to say if you get Erika Eleniak (even her name is sexy!) in your movie, we expect to see some flesh. The "cake scene" (you all know what I’m talking about) from Under Siege is quite literally burnedonto the frontal lobe of my brain, and she was the only reason I checked out Dennis Hopper’s Chasers, and boy am I glad I did!

noelgross don’t think that your selfless sacrifice, in watching these movies so that we don’t have to, goes unnoticed - we salute you buddy. You’re a credit to your country!!!! <small>over the top....mmmmaybe</small>

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